Charli XCX is some low level Big Tits from the UK who wears a Leotard and uses every chance she gets to show off those tits and get noticed…and I guess it works, since she gets featured on songs, she gets paid by brands, she has concerts and I guess people pay to see her perform, and the funny thing is I was once in one of her events she was playing at. I was drunk and remember nothing, but thinking to myself “who is that midget in he leotard, are we at the circus”…I only found out it was Charli XCX after the fact at which point I said “What’s an XCX”….and I still don’t know because I don’t bother googling this shit, I just look at her tits in bathing suits…not because I care but because they are tits. The post Charli XCX for Impulse Fragrance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kaitlyn Bristowe gave Shawn Booth her final rose on The Bachelorette finale Monday night, meaning we can finally get some answers. Not about their future as a couple – although they did bet Jimmy Kimmel $1,000 that they will last – but about that infamous Snapchat. Kaitlyn Bristowe Snapchat Believe it or not, The Bachelorette spoilers we initially posted actually said Kaitlyn would leave the show as single as the day she arrived. Until Bristowe revealed the winner when she accidentally sent a sexy Snapchat of herself in bed with her handsome fiance to the world. Too crazy for us to make up. So what the hell happened? “We were sending Snaps to one of the producers,” Booth said on Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday night, describing the situation. “[And then] I pick up my phone to go on Twitter, and there’s hundreds of pictures of my stupid face laying in bed with her.” “I started having a panic attack. I couldn’t even breathe.” “[Kaitlyn was] yelling at me,” Booth told Kimmel. Bristowe chimed in: “And then he’s like, ‘You did it!’ We went to full panic mode.” Bachelorette Break-Up? Kaitlyn Bristowe and Shawn Booth Bet Against It As for why the heck they were sending bed Snapchat videos to the producers, we have no clue, but that’s a little bit strange, no? In any case, this happened during the middle of the season, which had finished taping but was airing on ABC months after the fact. “It’s very flattering,” she said, joking about rumors that the two staged this to throw people off and thwart The Bachelorette spoilers. “If we meant to do it, it would have looked a lot better.” Hilariously, the producers weren’t flattered at all. They were PISSED, and drove to where they were shacked up to take Booth home. Let’s hope they know how to communicate in person better than they do on social media going forward. At least they’re public now. Not so smooth moves … but thanks for the laughs. View Slideshow: Kaitlyn Bristowe and Shawn Booth: A Love Story
Here are some pictures by photographer Ricahard Bernadrin for Treats! Magazine, which in case you didn’t know is a magazine financed by the Facebook twins, who sued after the fact, and still made 100s of millions without any work, all in efforts to lure in the newest and hottest young models who don’t really work in LA, to get good shoots taken, so that all these rich people have an excuse to creep on them, sugar daddy them, hang out with them, throw parties with them…to feed their egos, and give them something tight and fresh to cum on, since most things in LA, after spending a year in LA, are stretched out and loose fitting like an old shoe, after being used by producers and directors and agents and really anyone…thanks to false promises and not knowing they have no souls… All this to say, hot girls with big dreams or not, Treats! produces some of the best shoots like this…and I don’t know who ALejandra is…but I like her nakedness…and I guess that’s the whole point… The post Alejendra Guilmant by Ricahard Bernardin for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kanye West Blames “Voices In His Head” For Grammy Tantrum In an interview with Ryan Seacrest on Feb. 11, Kanye blamed “the voices in his head” for cheering him on and pushing him to run up onto the stage during Beck’s Album of the Year acceptance speech. But he insisted that he in no way meant to diminish Beck’s artistry or his music achievement. “Beck is one of the nicest guys and one of the most respected musicians in the game. So there’s nothing that I would want to do as a fellow musician to disrespect him in any way,” he said. But he also insinuated that he kind of did Beck a favor…in his own Yeezy way — and Taylor Swift actually agreed. “The weird thing is, I don’t feel like I have the right to take away from people’s moments. But the reality of it is — and case in point by who came up to me right afterwards — it’s like a chiropractor. You just get a little crook out that’s been there — just a little jolt of truth. Right? And everyone feels better AFTER the fact. Or everyone’s WAY more famous after the fact. Everyone sells WAY more albums after the fact. And then Kanye just goes on being an a**hole to everyone. But Taylor Swift came up to me right afterwards — literally right afterwards and tells me that I should have went on stage! So this is the irony of my life.” Hmmm…well when he’s right he’s right — at least as it pertains to Taylor. But Kanye should probably just let this topic die over the weekend. YouTube
The jig is finally up! Aaron Hernandez Indicted On Murder Charge Via Boston reports: Former New England Patriots player Aaron Hernandez was indicted today on a charge of first-degree murder in the slaying of a Boston man whose bullet-riddled body was found in a North Attleborough industrial park in June. Hernandez also faces five gun charges in the slaying of Odin Lloyd, 27, of Boston, in the latest chapter of the downfall of a wealthy NFL star who once seemed to have a bright future. One of Hernandez’s friends, Ernest Wallace, also faces charges of being an accessory after the fact of first-degree murder, according to the Bristol County Superior Court clerk’s office. If convicted, Hernandez faces a possible sentence of life in prison without parole. Wallace faces a maximum sentence of seven years. Bristol District Attorney C. Samuel Sutter’s office has alleged in court that Hernandez, Wallace, and another Hernandez associate picked up Lloyd, a 27-year-old amateur football player, at his Dorchester home and then drove him to an industrial park in North Attleborough where he was shot to death. What makes a man who has everything do something so stupid? Whatever his friend “mouthed off” about was not worth shooting him over. Throw this clown in the clink and lose the key!
Fox has released the first poster for The X Factor Season 3. And it looks like Simon Cowell better take cover. The fun image features this show’s creator surrounded by his three female colleagues, with Demi Lovato playfully choking Simon around the neck and new judges Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio making their presence felt over his shoulder. “Simon thinks he’s in charge,” the poster reads. “He’d better think again.” Will you tune in for The X Factor Season 3? Of course, can’t wait! Pass! They’re making a third season?!? View Poll »
Winnie Cooper, we hardly knew ye! An all-grown-up Danica McKellar, rocking fishnets and an apocalyptic-superhero look, makes out with Avril Lavigne in the music video for her latest single, “Rock N Roll.” Check out the collaboration below: Avril Lavigne – Rock N Roll Part cartoon, part comedy and part girl-on-girl action ,”Rock N Roll” is all girls-just-want-to-have fun antic. But the kissing is all the buzz on the ‘nets. “It was the first kiss for both of us. We never really talked about it afterward,” Avril says of kissing Danica in a deadpan voice-over after the fact. “But,” the newly-married rocker singer concludes, “I think about the events of that day again and again, and somehow I know that Winnie does, too.” Wonder how Kevin Arnold feels.
A college student reached a $4.1 million settlement with the U.S. government after being abandoned in a DEA cell with no food, water or windows for days. Daniel Chong, DEA Reach Settlement Daniel Chong drank his own urine, hallucinated that agents were trying to poison him with gas through vents, and tried to carve a farewell message in his arm. It remained unclear how the situation occurred, and no one has been disciplined, said Eugene Iredale, an attorney for Chong. The DOJ is investigating. “It sounded like it was an accident … a really, really bad, horrible accident,” Chong said, putting it mildly to say the last, after a harrowing ordeal: Chong was taken into custody during a drug raid and placed in the cell in 2012 by a San Diego police officer authorized to perform DEA work on a task force. The officer told Chong he wouldn’t be charged, saying, “Hang tight, we’ll come get you in a minute,” Iredale said … and the door did not open for 4 1/2 days . Why? No one will say publicly, more than a year after the fact. A Justice Department spokeswoman confirmed the settlement was reached for $4.1 million but declined to answer other questions, as did the DEA. Now an economics student at the University of California-San Diego, Chong said he planned to buy his parents a house with the money he receives. Chong was a 23-year-old engineering student when he was at a friend’s house where the DEA found 18,000 ecstasy pills, other drugs and weapons. Chong was there to smoke marijuana, his attorneys said. He and eight other people were taken into custody, but authorities ultimately decided against pursing charges against him after questioning. Chong began to hallucinate on day three in the cell, he recalls. He eventually urinated on a metal bench so he could have something to drink. He also stacked a blanket, his pants and shoes on a bench and tried to reach an overhead sprinkler, futilely swatting at it in an attempt to set it off. Chong said he accepted the possibility of death, biting into his glasses to break them and using a shard of glass to carve “Sorry Mom” onto his arm. Eventually, after screaming and nearly passing out, 5-6 people found him covered in his feces in the cell at the DEA’s San Diego headquarters. Chong was hospitalized for five days, having suffered from dehydration, kidney failure, cramps and a perforated esophagus. He lost 15 pounds. The DEA issued a rare public apology, though it is still unclear what happened. U.S. Sen. Charles Grassley (R-IA), a ranking member of the Judiciary Committee, on Tuesday renewed his call for the DEA to explain the incident.
Sergio Garcia pulled off one of the great golf highlights this weekend. After hitting his ball into a tree on the 10th hole of Florida’s Bay Hill Country Club Sunday, he climbed up, found it, and successfully hit it back into play! Watch the Spaniard’s amazing one-handed shot below: Sergio Garcia Hits Ball Out of Tree Perhaps even more amazingly, Garcia double-bogeyed the hole after the fact, and withdrew from the field. So this was the highlight of his day for sure.
