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Rachel Hilbert in Maxim Lookin’ Good of the Day

YOU CAN SEE HER NIPPLES… Rachel Hilbert is some new recruit Vitoria’s Secret fashion model, I didn’t bother looking her up to see who her family is, or how rich they are, even though I assume that like the other recruits, she’s just another rich kid trying to validate her existence through modeling, which isn’t a new thing, it’s been going on for years…decades even…rich kids just look better and have the resources to go to all the cool parties and eventually make a career out of it, thanks to their whore mothers being hot enough to land their rich dads…you know how it is… She did Maxim, she is looking alright I guess…even if I prefer seeing spread asshole, with vagina in it, it makes me feel like I can see their soul and that I know it’s real.. But If you’re going to book one client early on in your career, VS is a good one…and prevent you from pervert spread asshole photoshoots I crave.. BUT YOU CAN SEE HER NIPPLES> TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rachel Hilbert in Maxim Lookin’ Good of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Kournikova is Back with her Bikini Top of the Day

Anna Kournikova is the reason the site is alive… I’ve had three major traffic on this site, where I hit over 300,000 people in one day, the biggest day was when I was given the Farrah Abraham squirting clip promoting her first sex tape and Gawker linked it up… The second was the first 6 weeks of doing the site when Anna Kournikova was on the beach in a yellow bikini – pulling sand out of her vagina…a post that went viral before viral was a thing…it was 2004…a post that ended up inspiring at least 2-3 people I know to become big players in the internet space….a post that made me feel the need to update this bullshit for the rest of my fucking life… So thank her for ruining my life, while staring at her hot Tennis player that was barely a tennis player but is still a Tennis Player her fucks Enrique Iglesisas…. The post Anna Kournikova is Back with her Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Magdalena Frackowiak Nude on the Beach of the Day

Magdalena Frackowiak is a hot Polish, skinny, model who I have heard is a cunt…which is so shocking – because to some down on her luck, soulless Polish family created this tall skinny thing, sold her off to the world…through whatever channels it took….would make a bitch angry and dark….only to give her a contract with a huge brand, making her a million dollars a year or more, allowing her to live the American dream after the struggle and all the shit she’s seen and done….you’ve gotta expect a little “fuck you’ ego, annoyingness, and bratty behavior…because I know girls who aren’t VS models that are total materialistic cunts…you know that are the worst and haven’t seen anything this one has seen….so I guess it’s justified, at least that’s what Magdalena Frackowiak will want you to think while she throws some tantrum with her rich boyfriend – cuz you know these communists don’t date poverty….. The post Magdalena Frackowiak Nude on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jesy Johnston’ stepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover for Q-Bong of the Day

We had our friend Jesy Johnston test out our other friend Q-Bong’s product while in South Beach…all on stepGIRLS2 snapchat – because we are into doing friendly things with friendly people. It’s some Mr Rogers Sesame street – we are all god’s people so long as you look good in a bikini shit….. This is how PRODUCT demos and Product Reviews NEED to be Done…. Q bong is a device for drinking, and I fucking love drinking, whether it’s frat boy drinking, or in the gutter in a ditch somewhere drinking, as long as there is drinking I am happy… You see I am drunkenstepfather, so anything even remotely alcholic, from Rubbing Alcohol to rotting vegetables…I’m into getting it into me as fast as possible… So with Q-Bong – you fill up a reservoir, SQUEEZE bulb that pressurizes it, open the valve and take on an alochol facial ideally down your throat like a good girl, as fast as you fucking can…. BRILLIANT…I know…and it’s also good to get other people drunk, because you know what happens when other people get drunk, just make sure they consent on video before you do anything stupid. Party Boy… GET YOURSELF SOME Q-BONG NOW CLICK HERE The post Jesy Johnston’ stepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover for Q-Bong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Liz Hurley Running in Slow Motion on the Beach of the Day

It’s Passover Monday – which is a very important day if you are Jewish….at least I assume it is, as I am not Jewish and don’t know anything about this stuff, other than that I saw a lot of seemingly Jewish girls in tight hot shorts because it was the first hot day of the year and Canadians go nuts over that shit and strip the fuck down…. I didn’t see any bikinis, but seeing some winter weight in shorts…..is juicy…not that Jewish girls do winter weight, they do Pilates and Yoga and have the best trainers, unless they are the homely ones….. Good thing I was in my soiled sweatpants I always wear…they hide my boners…even though sweatpants generally do the opposite for boners…thanks to barely having a boner…I blame obesity – but who knows… The real miracle is that I still want to fuck old Liz Hurley in her bikini for her bikini business because I guess that’s what she’s about. It’s how she made it in Hollywood/ America and with Really rich dudes… The post Liz Hurley Running in Slow Motion on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day

Who’s the Boss was on a real long time ago..and she was 18 then….so she must be really fucking old now….I mean at least based on her photoshop or facetune skills…get this blind granny some glasses and some free tutorials at the community center because she’s wiped out her face…all I see is eyes…pretty amateur for a famous enough child star turned Alyssa Milano….adult… I’m just bummed she’s not calling me out on social media like she once did…back in the era of mattering…before being blocked by her and forgotten…as these things happen…because that would have been the best Birthday gift…instead I’m faced with mortality….again….tragic…really… I don’t know what this promo pic weirdness is, I’m just posting it for the old lady tits… The post Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day

Who’s the Boss was on a real long time ago..and she was 18 then….so she must be really fucking old now….I mean at least based on her photoshop or facetune skills…get this blind granny some glasses and some free tutorials at the community center because she’s wiped out her face…all I see is eyes…pretty amateur for a famous enough child star turned Alyssa Milano….adult… I’m just bummed she’s not calling me out on social media like she once did…back in the era of mattering…before being blocked by her and forgotten…as these things happen…because that would have been the best Birthday gift…instead I’m faced with mortality….again….tragic…really… I don’t know what this promo pic weirdness is, I’m just posting it for the old lady tits… The post Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson Walking Down Stairs in a Bikini Top of the Day

Old timer Kate Hudson is out celebrating my birthday in a bikini top, not showing off what I assumed was fake tits a while ago, because I guess that was a false alarm and something to talk about, because when it comes to Kate Hudson, spoiled hollywood slut who fucked everyone trash from her Romantic comedy roles that don’t require any acting skill to be in…..you need angles…otherwise I just keep going back to how Owen Wilson tried to kill himself because of her…it’s really all that I know that she’s accomplished on her own, without being coddled or give the opportunity from her mom…not that that matters, take what you can get, build that family empire…it makes sense and I am all for it…but I prefer my spoiled celebrity kids to be more naked…and broken…than successes of their own…really… It’s my Birthday…I shouldn’t be wasting my time posting this bullshit…BUT I AM…yay… The post Kate Hudson Walking Down Stairs in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne in a Bikini Stretching for Social Media of the Day

It must really be my birthday – because Bella Thorne is in a bikini stretching… Or maybe it’s just like every other day, because Bella Thorne is always in a bikini…and really that would be a shitty gift because I find her totally uninteresting, not so fun, just a random girl who gets a lot of attention because she’s on TV and has a team…when she’s not all that hot, not all that deserving, not all that great…but she exists.. I think half or more of the reason I post her silly bikini pics is really just parody..or is it satire….I am mocking the situation because I know creeps jerk off to her….and by creeps I mean old guys like me…because I am old…and staring at her in a bikini…judging her young half naked body and saying it’s not good enough…when really it is…it is better than good enough because it has all it’s limbs and no visual rashes… The post Bella Thorne in a Bikini Stretching for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Drinking Coffee of the Day

It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Candice Swanepoel getting coffee… To live is to die…and dying is part of living…you can’t live of be alive without knowing death in coming for us….and Candice, despite being alive, and looking pretty good for a young enough mom but an old enough model….her pussy probably died pretty badly in the birthing process…but I believe with the contract she has, she must rebuild it and bring it back to life….like it was JESUS this EASTER season… INSPIRING> .. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel Drinking Coffee of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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