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Cara Delevingne for Some Bullshit Because She’s Relevant of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cara Delevingne is very fucking relevant…so I figured I would take the same approach as the lazy creative director behind this campaign who was like “let’s just hire Cara Delevingne to be in this shoot, she’s relevant”…to which the clients who I am sure paid him a lot of money said “that’s a great concept, but what’s the story, what will she be doing”…to which the creative director said “let’s just take pics of Cara Delevingne, she’s relevant”…to which the client said “genius”… The fashion industry is an inflated scam, selling overpriced rags, using overpriced models to sell those rags, for people who are obviously insecure, empty, or who have too much money to buy into…because what else are they supposed to obsess with, or spend money on…right? These pictures are so fucking uneventful, but Cara Delevingne is in it, and she’s relevant…and that’s all that matters in this selfie generation bullshit world… The post Cara Delevingne for Some Bullshit Because She’s Relevant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katharine McPhee in a Wet T-Shirt for Scorpion of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katharine McPhee is on some show called Scorpion…I’ve never heard of it because I don’t watch TV, but I assume the episode of her in her wet t-shirt came out recently…because the pics are circulating….and people are excited to see her in a wet t-shirt…wet t-shirts are a fetish…even when the girl in the wet t-shirt is wearing a padded bra…in an era of no bras… I think the most exciting thing that came out of doing this post was this creepy fan video of Katharine McPhee and her costar on the show I’ve never heard of ….named Elyes Gabel who she’s apparently dating…that reminds me that the majority of the TV audience are half retarded idiots who want to believe what they are watching…and don’t take the time to realize that caring about this shit, or believe this shit…is more depressing than their already depressing existence… Here she is in the wet t-shirt…because American Idol dreams come true… The post Katharine McPhee in a Wet T-Shirt for Scorpion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Baldwin Works a Selfie Posing Like a Cunt of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One of the most obnoxious things a bitch can do…and it doesn’t only apply to fake models who have famous dads or who are part of an evil brand created by their mom and cokehead Ryan Seacrest…is the posing for a fucking selfie…while actually being serious… It’s this social media driven world we live in, where everyone is a content producer, and are shamelessly setting up iphone photoshoots anywhere and everywhere they go…using the iphone photoshoot as some kind of platform, or practicing ground to show off their skills at the duck face / zoolander/ modelface…and the whole thing, at least in another era, is embarrassing.. The fact that people want to look, like and interact with an image of some self involved, vain cunt, posing for their iphone….makes no sense to me…but then I realize..every fucking girl does it…and this is part of the fall of society…until you realize the same fame hungry, whores who pose for their Iphone like it’s Vogue, are the ones who get naked for photoshoots, in hoping it gets them into Vogue… So Hailey Baldwin, daughter of Stephen, possibly broken and craving attention…for her iphone…is ridiculous, but what is more ridiculous is that people encourage, brands hire her to do it professionally, all while she should be mocked for it…weird… Work it girl…nows your shot to look hot on Kylie’s Kardashian page…leading to way more follows for you…clever…but still a cunt… The post Hailey Baldwin Works a Selfie Posing Like a Cunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ronda Rousey for SELF Magazine of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ronda Rousey is a monster… She’s also the biggest name in female sports…making the most money… Because anyone who has ever been to a Jello Wrestling match will tell you… Dudes love watching girls, even manly girls, so long as they are girls, beat the fuck out of each other…especially bros who are into the UFC and feel bored and get little sexual release from the men in panties on men in panties beating the fuck out of each other…and want more vagina in the mix to get off.. She’s in Self Magazine, she’s terrifying, but a fit, talented in her craft, trained fighter…is still far more interesting to look at…or at least support than all these instagram tricks polluting our lives… So I won’t say she’s hot, but at least she has a point… The post Ronda Rousey for SELF Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lamar Odom Sold Out By the Hookers of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So the hookers at the Bunny Ranch sold off some selfies they took of Lamar Odom dying in the whore house, because you can never trust a whore after you fall asleep, especially when they were paid by the Kardashians to knock you the fuck out, because the first chance they have to sell it to the Kardashian media contacts through the Kardashian publicists because the Kardashians like this storyline, it’s good for business…and the fact that the Kardashians exist is all your fault… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lamar Odom Sold Out By the Hookers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Naked for Adam Frnazino of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Victoria’s Secret is Elsa Hosk….is naked…. The photographer she’s getting naked for is Adam Frnazino… I am not sure if these are from before or after she booked Victoria’s Secret and mattered as a model, or if they are when she was just trying to get naked and noticed, in hopes of booking a gig like Victoria’s Secret… I just know that you can see her tits, and tits…are more interesting than her in photoshopped lingerie pics…since you can see her otherwise airbrushed nipples… She’s Swedish, like Ikea… The post Elsa Hosk Naked for Adam Frnazino of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Loves Selena Gomez So Much of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chemotherapy ridden Selena Gomez took time out of having a weak immune system and mocking people who are actually sick from Chemotherapy treatments…to promote her new album that Chemotherapy treatment announcements have been talking points in the marketing campaign they planned…it’s like “talk about your chemo to get america on your side, but only when you have something to promote”… SO she posted this picture of her, that instead of being a picture of her, it’s a pictures of her having her picture taken by a bunch of people, as she tries to suck her gut in and play sexy….and all I see from this is a girl who needs 6 images of her in the frame….because just one of you in a picture is so basic…right? The post Selena Gomez Loves Selena Gomez So Much of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Weird Charli XCX Upskirt of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charli XCX is flashing her ass…to remind you one of the many basic steps it takes to get noticed, talked about, and hopefully a few more media hits on your name so that people either listen to your music, or go to your concert, or even make a sex icon out of you, thanks to the paparazzi…so that more important people want to fuck you…and in trying to fuck you…hook you up… I am always into girls flashing asses, under any and all circumstances…at all levels of fame…even this low level…even when they are just barmaids bending over to get me a beer…and bare ass is an ideal ass to try to fantasize about while jerking off.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Weird Charli XCX Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Liv Tyler Showed Her Bush in The Left Overs of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a fan of vagina. I like all vagina…I have never met a vagina I didn’t like… I like the meaty kind, the inny kind, the big clits, the little clits, the wet kind and the dry kind… I like the stinky kind, the tight kind, the ones I can fist, the ones that taste like pennies, the ones that taste like nothing… I like them on my dick, I like them in my mouth, rididng my face, or on my hands or even humping against my legs, I like them in picture and video….I like them everyway But I really really like them with bush…because bush is the fashion accessory of all vagina, it’s like girls can decorate their pussies like a Christmas tree, or an empty apartment… So as long as there is a vagina…I will be a complete man…not a happy man…but moderately happier now that bush is finally making a comeback…that the hipsters have figured out bald is mainstream and mainstream is lame…because there was a time when bald pussy was the fringe..you never saw it and was exciting, an era where bush wasn’t appreciated the way it should be, but now that it’s been gone, in a don’t know what you have til it’s gone, I’m glad it’s back….. I am just not so excited about it being on Liv Tyler…because who the fuck cares about some love child to Aerosmith Steven Tyler and one of his groupies who ended up finding out about her father at 15, only to have a career made out of it…which I guess is better than how I would treat an illegit child knocking on my door looking for a handout… Either way, here’s her bush anyway..because in the mid-90s, she mattered.. The post Liv Tyler Showed Her Bush in The Left Overs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce in One-Piece for Beat Magazine of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Beyonce, who had the worst scandal of her life last week, when her dad said she was the exact same age as Pink and Usher, who are apparently 2-3 years older than her on Wikipedia, because we can assume someone down the line of famous lied about her age to get her in the door, forcing them to stick with it…. You know a scandal far worst than all the divorce rumors, fake pregnancy rumors, the fight in the elevator for having a cheating husband rumors…not to mention her dad knocking up stripper rumors…or my personal favorite…that Beyonce is sent from hell, is the fucking devil incarnated, here to dance like she’s a 20 year old, because her ego needs to perform and she can’t bow down gracefully like she was J.Lo….but instead…wears one piece bathing suits…which I guess are appropriate for 40 year old moms…but she’s not doing it to hide her gross body…she’s doing it to get you to jerk off to her…it makes Jay Z thinks she’s still hot…and thus worth not sticking with for business reasons.. She’s the worst…and these pics for Beat Magazine would have been better with more spread ass…let’s make all photoshoots OB/GYN exmas… Either way, she does it for America or because of America.. The post Beyonce in One-Piece for Beat Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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