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Britney Spears Awkward Dance for Skrillex of the Day

I don’t know why I think most of what I watch is some low quality, low budget, ghetto operation….maybe because it is shot on iphone and posted to social media, but this Britney Spears dance video freaks me out. It looks like a medicated stage show from the 80s shot at Disney during their nightly parade…not some Britney Spears….superstar performance…. I guess she’s lost her edge, her relevance, and is now just a slide show churning out performances for money that don’t have any real intensity or excitement, because….she doesn’t… But maybe I’m wrong, because Skrillex was there to experience this, and he’s pretty relevant…maybe even so relevant he’s producing her next dubstep album, because despite this dance, she’s still Britney Spears and not done yet…. The post Britney Spears Awkward Dance for Skrillex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner 18th Birthday Bikini Bikini of the Day

Kylie Jenner is on some rich person Birthday tour, because it’s marketable and the family can monetize it, so drag it out as hard as you can, or as hard as black dude drags out her pussy, a pussy that in some of the pics look like it’s been banged the fuck out, as it dangles there despite the wet, tight bathing suit, something we can discuss now that she’s 18….at least that’s what the family claims, but her body and face looks like it’s pushing 40 and belongs in ghetto Miami hip hop videos.. Kylie Jenner is absolutely not interesting, but the hip hop world eats her up, like she eats up Tyga’s cum dripping down her whore leg.. It’s not her fault, it’s family tradition…they’ve scammed the world, mastered self promotion, this is just part of that bullshit….fuckers…with so many tranny faces…polluting our fucking lives… All this to say, bitch has been 18 for long enough to have filmed and released porn videos, something she looks like she’d be good at, where the fuck are they, why haven’t they been released yet.. Useless trash…but she’s in a bikini…so look…this is her at her best…because it’s all down hill from 18….just ask any bitch you know who isn’t 18…except the ones who were fat at 18 and got fit, those people don’t count… She’s pretty pumped on it – she even posted to her instagram: And here and her sister are together – don’t let a bikini opportunity go to waste…. Oh and there’s a TYGA PDA… The post Kylie Jenner 18th Birthday Bikini Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Rodriguez Eating a Mouse Boiled in her Own Urine of the Day

This is trending on the facebook, which in case you didn’t know is the internet – now that every idiot is addicted to the shit..making Zuckerberg richer and richer… I don’t care about Bear Grylls and his silly survival show. I don’t care about Michelle Rodriguez and her non-offensive monkey looking lesbian ways…. But I do like her classy demure lady-like use of the word “PISS”…as she carries a container of her piss…and I do care about watching a dude drink a famous chick’s urine, probably faked, but maybe not, casually in the name of survival..on TV!! There are water-sport / golden shower fetishists, and let’s be real, there’s no way Michelle Rodriguez hasn’t had piss in her mouth during one of her eating pussy adventures, I’ve had piss in my mouth and I’ve barely had sex.. There is no way that Bear Grylls wasn’t into drinking her piss, otherwise he wouldn’t have done it, unless it is fake, which it probably isn’t because people like this are just fucking weirdos… All this to say, the gross in all this is the eating of the mouse…poor thing..stewed in her piss…sounds like something you’d get at an asian restaurant. The post Michelle Rodriguez Eating a Mouse Boiled in her Own Urine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Cleveland by Juergen Teller for Love of the Day

Anna Cleveland is some awkward weird looking model who’s eyes are too close to her head and who looks like a cartoon character or something equally weird…but who I guess is big in the fashion industry, doing all the mainstream fashion magazines, making movies, making money, cuz fashion likes weird looking models… This is a shoot for LOVE magazine, but Juergen Teller, who is one of the more raw photographers, who produces some of the weirdo photoshoots, in a world where everyone, even high school kids are staging shoots, and facetuning, and editing the fuck out of them, it’s nice to see pictures that are more than just dumb fame whores in lingerie in bed, and more “what the hell is going on in these pics”, even if the girl in the photos is not at all hot to me…something that clearly doesn’t matter because she’s got a career as a model, unlike all the girls I think are hot, because they send me spread ass pics. The post Anna Cleveland by Juergen Teller for Love of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lucy Hale Creeper Creeping on her in V Magazine of the Day

Lucy Hale is probably the least Pretty Little Liar, that I assume is a teen show about sex in high school, but that I could be wrong about, because I don’t watch the show, but if I wrote the show, this would be the substitute teacher some of the boys want to fuck, because she’s hot for 40…and not one of the high school students because she looks 40.. This is a shoot for V magazine, because everyone wants to be fashion, and fashion wants to feature anyone who is a huge fucking star, because it’s good for business and social media following, that they can use to sell better ad campaigns with… So they sexed this thing up, it worked, and I relate to the creeper creeping in the background, because that’s usually my roll in most sexual encounters…often times from across the street with binoculars…because I’m a pervert… Does this put Lucy Hale on the map? I don’t know, but I like when all girls get semi-slutty, even the one who wasn’t cast for Springbreakers when all her friends were, probably because of the whole looking 40 thing… Who cares. Apparently I do because I posted it…but that’s just an illustion…I don’t know what else to do with myself…I’m in a prison I built myself and this is part of it…we call it internet purgatory. The highlight of these pics is Shay Mitchell, her co-star’s bikini selfie… The post Lucy Hale Creeper Creeping on her in V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katie Holmes White Trash Hooker Mom Outfit is Amazing of the Day

I think white trash trailer park mom in a denim tube dress you’d expect to find on a 90s stipper, and/or hooker, while looking rugged, drugged up and battered…is a pretty amazing look for Katie Holmes, even if it’s just for a movie role, and the reality is that Tom Cruise has her on payroll so that she never really lets the truth out there…assuming that she’s not a robot version of Katie Holmes, or some look-alike they found in eastern Europe and conditioned to be Katie Holmes… I mean maybe I just like this because it reminds me of every sad, lonely, affordable woman at the grocery store I’ve paid for blowjobs….each holding a special place in my heart… Or maybe I just wish Katie Holmes….really lived the life this looks like she lives.. And the Ultimate Pic – the Ass Flash.. The post Katie Holmes White Trash Hooker Mom Outfit is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Aguilera Goes Instagram Whore of the Day

There must be some deep rooted psychological, or even genetic coding, that may be a product of evolution, you know being the most desirable pussy in the room, in some animalistic way to lure the most eligible cock in the room…to keep the human race going…. Because why else is every single girl compelled to post panty pics on social media…sometimes topless…sometimes…in different poses, or staged photoshoots… Is it a mob mentality? Do people get their egos massaged doing this? THis is X-Tina Aguilera, she’s rich as fuck, she’s been jerked off to more than most girls are in a lifetime. She was hot shit in the late 90s…she’s rich as fuck…she’s a mom…go do mom things…why the fuck is she flashing her panties… Not that I’m complaining about this mob mentality, all girls doing it, I just don’t get it…why?! Is it a daddy thing, male attention thing? Someone explain why everyone wants to be naked or half naked on intagram…it’s so fucked. Here’s her caption: Just so you know with me, it’s all real, all the time. Felt like it was time to start sharing some personal stuff with you guys… And it’s just the beginning. Night night. X Weird. The post Christina Aguilera Goes Instagram Whore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Everyone hates Anne Hathaway….but Do you Hate Her Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I repeat Everyone hates Anne Hathaway for being an irritating, Oscar winning, twat with a face people just want to punch, for no real reason, when there are so many more offensive actors in Hollywood, that are just as overrated as her……. but Do you Hate Her Ass in a Bikini I am going with yes. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Everyone hates Anne Hathaway….but Do you Hate Her Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dance of the Day

Everyone needs a mid-week dance…because your life is miserable…and half naked dance routines aren’t miserable at all…they are fun, exciting, erotic, and in this case really fucking weird….possibly retarded…but it seems to be going viral on facebook, probably because we are a politically correct people who don’t point and laugh at each other, because that’s bullying, and we’re not bullies, we just encourage each other and bring each other up.. So I’ll just assume that millions of viewers are into this…because they appreciate her talent..because I appreciate her creative vision… The post Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicola Peltz Photoshoot Bra for Instagram of the Day

Nicola Peltz is the daughter of a billionaire, so for all practical purposes, is a billionaire too, because where else is dad’s money going to go when he dies, to ex wives, future wives, maybe, but I’m sure the trust has a good chunk of cash directed Nicola Peltz’s way… Yet she’s still posting multiple pics of her bra on her social media, like a a high school girl on a field trip flashing cars, to be shocking or scandalous, or noticed…because no matter how rich a girl is…she still seeks male or really any attention…In fact, often time the rich girls expect the attention…because they’re brats… And the whole thing brings up a pretty important question, other than the obvious daddy issues, is why would anyone try to be a famous actor, when they already have all the money in the world, it’s like move to the Caribbean or Europe or anywhere in the fucking world, and just sleep all day, or go on adventures, or make a fucking difference… Instead, this one decides to be an actress, the hot girl in Transformers 4 years ago…then nothing… Weird. The post Nicola Peltz Photoshoot Bra for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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