Tag Archives: appeared-first

Miley Cyrus Looks Tight Bodied of the DAy

Miley Cyrus posted this outfit…her hip is doing some weirdness that I would be interested in getting to know intimately…but only because she’s making inbred face, as a tribute to her inbred roots, thanks to her redneck inbred family that got famous because of an inbred song and about an inbred and his sister, who ended up getting rich enough off it, to fuck someone outside of the family, that he knocked up and made Miley….a move that took them away from being inbred and brought them to Hollywood in some horrible version of the Beverly Hillbillies, because this time around, the daughter is a pop star lesbian who thinks she’s a feminist, showing her nipples….after being sold to Disney. I guess I’ve always had a thing for incest, it all started in the early 80s when I saw my first 70s incest porn, it was big in the 70s…and something about a dad gangbanging his daughter while the other daughter was jealous she was left out…spoke to my soul.. Here are some other pics – with a nipple flash. The post Miley Cyrus Looks Tight Bodied of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Follow this link:
Miley Cyrus Looks Tight Bodied of the DAy

Daisy Fuentes Ass in Bathing Suit of the Day

I remember jerking off to Daisy Fuentes on America’s Funniest Videos…after she replaced the cast of Full House….only because I was living in small town Canada and she was the connection I had to hispanic tranny looking bitches…who weren’t J.Lo… Well, here’s her ass, and I don’t know if we are meant to notice this, but hispanic is loyal…and never forget these girls…and follow them into their 80s…all while they show off their ass because it’s a cultural thing white people don’t understand…but jerk off to… The post Daisy Fuentes Ass in Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Continue reading here:
Daisy Fuentes Ass in Bathing Suit of the Day

Ali Michael for Richard Kern of the Day

Ali Michael is a hipster model. Richard Kern is a hipster, pervert, photographer, that means he’s convinced hipsters to think he’s an artist, because he’s in Vice and has published books…when reallly he’s just some 50 or 60 year old who hangs out with barely 18 year old girls and produces what I consider teen porn, but that these girls consider “art”…because I guess the difference between porn and art is positioning…not to mention average looking feminist hipsters are just seeking the same attention pretty girls want…while Richard Kern gives it to them because when you hit a certain age and you’ve fucked countless young girls…the quality of the girl becomes less interesting than her age and willingness to get naked… That’s not to say what he’s doing is bad, most of his pics are awesome, I’m just saying I’m onto his scam…and I guess that scam is something that makes us all better people because we need guys to get girls naked in pictures for us to see those girls naked…since you’re scared of girls and /or talking to them… The post Ali Michael for Richard Kern of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

View post:
Ali Michael for Richard Kern of the Day

Taylor Marie Hill for VS of the Day

I guess I’m out of the loop – because I’ve never heard of Taylor Marie Hill….but apparently she’s a Victoria’s Secret model I’ve been sleeping on, but unfortunately not literally sleeping on, beause I’d be sure to stick it in and cum inside her, since it’s more romantic that way…. I like the idea of getting a model pregnant, in some K-fed way, so that I never have to work again, not that I actually work, but you know what I mean….and that is that a girl Taylor Marie Hill only fucks rich and famous people, so I’ll never be sleeping on her, and if she got pregnant even with those rich and famous people, she’d probably get an abortion, because like a pornstar at the peak of her career, it would ruin her at 19…can’t have that…because she’s kind of amazing, even though all these bitches are the fucking same, inerchangeable, who gives a fuck… Here are the boring catalog pics that should be nude pics… TO SEE PICS OF HER IN STORE CLICK HERE The post Taylor Marie Hill for VS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Continued here:
Taylor Marie Hill for VS of the Day

Laura Kampman for Russh Magazine of the Day

Laura Kampman is another model I’ve never heard of – modeling in a magazine that shows some nipples and nipples are fun..and trendy and fashionable and artistic when in a fashion magazine and not in a fetish video being nailed to a board…because that’s when the nipple becomes porn…creepy porn by porn none the less…instead of the innocent tap that feeds babies…and dudes while having sex…because it is an erogenous zone…and thanks to the free the nipple shit…I get to stare at it…because I’m from the 80s…and nipples on great tits are still enough for me to jerk off to…or at least get turned on by…so keep them out in public…it makes my life easier… All this to say Laura Kampman is one to watch…she’s got the right idea…good…. The post Laura Kampman for Russh Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

See the rest here:
Laura Kampman for Russh Magazine of the Day

Lohan Handling Ice Cream Like it was Sam ROnson’s Dick of the Day

I’m living in the past…but Lohan with a drippy ice cream cone reminds me of what her jerking off Samantha Ronson would probably look lke… Lohan is living in the past…because she thinks people still care about her, despite her being pretty much irrelevant…but still Lohan I guess…famous from tabloids and a handful of shit movies…never actually doing anything good…but I guess she’s trying to be future, because she’s become a social media fame whore.. TO SEE LOHAN IN LONDON CLICK HERE The post Lohan Handling Ice Cream Like it was Sam ROnson’s Dick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Go here to read the rest:
Lohan Handling Ice Cream Like it was Sam ROnson’s Dick of the Day

Sarah Silverman’s Terrifying Shit and Fart Joke Tits of the Day

People call me a misogynist, I consider myself a feminist, I just like to notice the tits being shown to me, that I would assume are being shown to me by girls who consider themselves feminsts, so why is it woman hating to notice them, why isn’t it woman hating to show them…Logic.. She’s Done Full Frontal That said, the only thing I can think of that I am sexist in is Comedy. I don’t find girl comedians funny or talented, I find them failed actresses, too ugly to be actresses, so they do comedy…I also find their jokes to be a lot about dick sucking, farting during sex, and in Sarah Silverman’s case, anything that involves poo. It doens’t make me laugh.. She’s Done Full Frontal But what does make me laugh is when dudes tell me that they find her hot…I mean…tits, I get it, and she does too, I mean why else is she showing them off…they are key players in her stage show…but there is more to women than tits…any girl will tell you that…just in this case, everything other than the tits…are bad…so bad…. She’s Done Full Frontal TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Silverman’s Terrifying Shit and Fart Joke Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read more:
Sarah Silverman’s Terrifying Shit and Fart Joke Tits of the Day

Kylie Jenner is Still in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Kylie Jenner is 18, freshly turned 18, she was 17 this time last week, and whether her body is fake from surgery, fake from photoshop or facetune, jacked up by weird body conditioning or fitness, and/or hormones in the food….like how does a white girl with a white mother and a white father have a booty like her Armenian and Black sisters…unless her mother strayed which would be so hard to believe considering she’s a whore and the dad is a fucking woman…and whores love cock…and dudes who dress like women…are just confusing… That said, whatever is going on here, hormones, hormones in the food, artificial enhancements, etc….it is safe to say…at freshly turned 18…yet already damaged by big black cock…Kylie is at her prime and it’s only downhill from here… And like so many abused girls who hit puberty at a young age before her, she’ll be fat as fuck soon enough, while still rocking her tranny man face, when the rest of her grows into her ass…ass that is the biggest news of the week…reminding me how depressing the news actually is… The post Kylie Jenner is Still in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Link:
Kylie Jenner is Still in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Miley Cyrus Eats Banana Of the Day

Sometimes, I wonder when the girls eating a banana like it is a dick joke is going to get played out….but every time I think one of the oldest school yard jokes in the history of school yard pranks…is over…whenever I think a girl won’t simulate oral sex while eating a banana…I end up in a public place watching a girl eating a banana after the gym and I feel my dick budge from it’s half dead state because bananas are perverted…. Especially when they are in videos girl send me of them fucking bananas…which has happened many times…because it’s the cheapest sex toy around 69 cents a pound and high in potassium for after you cum… It’s natures dildo…practical, convenient and tasy…. Sometimes, I wonder when Miley Cyrus will be played the fuck out…and unlike the banana, or the banana being used as a sex toy, or the banana used as a prop in a dick joke…it’ll happen… The post Miley Cyrus Eats Banana Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Excerpt from:
Miley Cyrus Eats Banana Of the Day

Trying to See Katie Holmes Asshole of the Day

I know the chances of Katie Holmes having an asshole are slim to none, if anything, it is probably her plug to charge her, I mean where else would you put a Robot’s charging port… But I still think this white trash, acid wash, early 90s hooker outfit, and ass flash, is worth staring at, even a day later, not because I am a fan of Katie Holmes, or was one of the virgin losers who watched Dawson’s Creek and thought she was great….I am not even fascinated by her being a stepford wife in Scientology, who escaped alive, despite holding onto so many secrets worth a lot of money…. I just like trailer trash, and rich and famous people who channel that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Trying to See Katie Holmes Asshole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read the original here:
Trying to See Katie Holmes Asshole of the Day