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Micaela Schafer in Some Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Micaela Schafer is a fame whore from Germany, not unlike Hitler, who was also a fame whore from Germany, only Hitler’s Gimmick to get famous was fascist and to kill all the Jews, and really anyone who wasn’t white, while Micaela Schafer’s gimmick is just to kill any dignity she might have had if she remained a useless stripper or call girl no one knew existed, instead of being the red carpet novelty act showing her tits.. Well, her career has really taken off, and is now putting out calendars, and doing shoots like this with her friend, like a solid Playboy chick in the 90s, which is way out of style here, but Germans still love David Hasselhoff and take him seriously, that’s all I have to say about that. The post Micaela Schafer in Some Nude Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Drowned Ass of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t mean to milk these Jessica Alba in a bikini pics like they matter…but I just can’t help myself. I guess I”m like an internet hoarder who should realize that if you’re actually an Alba fan you’ve already seen all these pics, especially since I posted some of them yesterday, like they mattered, even though they don’t, but I guess they do…. But I figure if Alba is milking them, I should play alone, we as a collective haven’t made her a massive success or anything, we might as well keep it up so she really maximizes everything….more than she already has… You see, her business is going public, she’ll walk away with over 200 million dollars, and she can go back to her true love, no not being a mom, being the now middle aged girl, dudes who wanted to fuck her when they were in high school still want to fuck…and she’ll produce content for that because when you have all the money in the world, what else is there to do…just ask Beyonce… That said, there’s something highly erotic about staring at her ass in a bikini while she plays dead, like a drowned victim in the grotto…maybe this will become a new instagram trend called “floating”…for people like me to jerk off to…fantasies of throwing my wife overboard in international waters on a cruise… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba’s Drowned Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Yoga Pose of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing says relaxation like a solid, upside down, yoga pose…performed by a serverly medicated, Emily Smart style caged dancing monkey, used to make the family lots of money… Ok maybe her tits at the teen choice awards….the other day…when they let her out of her cage…and where I assume she made signs for the public to save her…but they didn’t…because we are horrible people, who like to mind our business, while making the dancing monkey dance… I saw a girl doing Yoga in the park yesterday, and all I could think about were the stories about how much women fart in yoga, that and imagining eating her ass, it was good… That said I like to think her yoga, is not for farting, but is her plotting her escape, just getting fit enough to really squeeze through the barbed wire fence and run to another country for immunity… THAT SAID TO SEE HER AT THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS SHOWING TIT CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Yoga Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj’s Unfortunate Not Really a Nipple Slip of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t care about the Nicki Minaj nipple slip at some Vancouver concert…or as they call it…a wardrobe malfunction… I hate when people call it a wardrobe malfunction… I don’t find Nicki Minaj nipple exciting, hot, interesting, or even worth noticing… There are so many better, less successful sure, but way cooler nipples to look at… Hell, I would rather look at your nipple than this trash… No, I will not suck it while you jerk off..that’s gay… Fine, I wouldn’t rather look at your nipple than her nipple, but I still don’t care about her nipple.. THis isn’t Janet Jackson superbowl half time you know… This is the porn era, and unless her dude has his baby arm spreading her large anus apart… This isn’t exciting…she’s dumpy…and a lie…make her go away…thanks.. Here is the best video on the topic.. To see more of the Concert Pics CLICK HERE The post Nicki Minaj’s Unfortunate Not Really a Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek’s Menopausal Body in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek was out in public in a bikini…and there’s nothing sexier than a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy…. No wait, there’s nothing SEXY about a woman a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy…. I mean…except fo the tits…they are big… Here are the pics set to some Jazzy Jazz TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Menopausal Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Naked and Engaged of the DAy

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel is apparently engaged to her longterm boyfriend and no one actually cares because Candice Swanepoel doesn’t matter.. She’ sold and tired looking now, her body still great, but her entire career she’s been uninteresting, uneventful and a total waste of talent and opportunity… Victoria’s Secret took her Rich South African ass and gave it a platform to be scandalous or even fun, and instead they got some bitch who should work in administration, and not the good kind of administration, like administering enemas and objects in her ass…but rather the socially awkward kind that in a pre-internet era would have been in a mail room filing letters… She sucks, her engagement doesn’t matter, but her naked selfie on instagram is interesting enough to post and I guess hEre she is for Victoria’s Secret’s recent catalog…that is cheesy as fuck and the same as it was many many years ago..which I guess is pretty representative of Swanepoel… The post Candice Swanepoel Naked and Engaged of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Art Provocative Brings the Australian Sex Workers of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a firm believer of sex workers being legalized, regulated, in control of their body….it si the oldest profession and if a girl want to fuck for money, she should be allowed to make that choice…if she wants to fuck for love, she should be allowed to make that choice, if she wants to fuck because he’s the DJ, or celebrity, or int he band, she should be allowed to make that choice, if she wants to fuck because he’s a nice guy and they met as childhood friends, she should be allowed to make that choice… The state’s involvement in what conditions people should fuck makes no sense to me…but I blame Christians…especially since most politicians fuck hookers, often times the trans kind.. That said, as a sex worker lover, because we are all God’s people, and I take my own distorted JESUS approach, @Art_Provocative is a friend of the site, and a friend of the girls, who takes the pictures for what would have bene back pages ads…many years ago… It’s an interesting job, that gives us a look into an interesting world, one that I full support, and endorse, as long as the girls are safe…and look like this because this girl’s a fucking babe…. The post Art Provocative Brings the Australian Sex Workers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes Booty Pop of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know whether the world needs more pictures of some Dutch model pushing 30…who is married to a DJ who she probably met backstage while high on MDMA and he forgot to finish in her ass…leading to the first of their two babies…in some attention seeking bikini pics…. Especially now that she’s not Victoria’s Secret, because she’s not good enough for them, and they are pretty loyal to the girls they make famous, but in this case, they just kicked her out of the catalog like it was some bad reality show…that I should write and produce called Catalog girl, that now that I just posted will be stolen by Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks and a variation of their two model shows… Not that it matters, what matters is that all ass in bikini pics matter on instagram, and I’d post all of them, but there are too many of them, so I just focus on the already established girls, rather than the up and comers fucking their way through the industry finding their place…because that’s all part of laziness…laziness that we can assume Doutzen Kroes suffers from too, because this type of content takes her a minute to coordinate and put up, while a gangbang requires phone calls…get it together, already retired, over the hill booty in a thong… The post Doutzen Kroes Booty Pop of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Reporter’s Uranus Joke of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This reporter is wrong…I like to think that my favorite kind of lettuce is the lettuce grown on an anus…but only if the anus belongs to a used up street hooker…because that’s the kind of anus you can expect produce, usually mushrooms, to be growing on…which is ironic because they generally don’t eat vegetables as it gets in the way of the meth… The post Reporter’s Uranus Joke of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Camilla Forchhammer Christensen For Love and Lemons of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Camilla Forchhammer Christensen is a model… For Love and Lemons is a lingerie company… Camilla Forchhammer Christensen is in some copanign for For Love and Lemons and she is amazing… She’s from Denmark, a solid danish, not unlike a cheese danish, I want to eat her…everywhere. The post Camilla Forchhammer Christensen For Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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