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Jennifer Lopez in Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Lopez is in a bikini for GQ…and the whole world doesn’t give a fuck because she’s 50 fucking years old…but then I remember she’s J.Lo and has made a deal with the devil…and has secured her celebrity with a loyal audience who I guess think she’s hot and care about what she’s up to because they are drones and were brainwashed or are Puerto Rican and see her as a beacon of hope that other Puerto Ricans can come up from the lower middle class immigrant parents, exploit that, play the Jenny from the Block, to keep some level of street cred, even though it’s all candy-coated hollywood bullshit…I guess 40 year old bitches also look at her and her photoshopped as as a beacon of hope…the first famous fat ass…that I wasn’tinto at the time…but as it ages, it gets better, even if I find J.Lo irritating and the world is more about fat asses…it is like visiting a museum exhibit…and I can appreciate history… The post Jennifer Lopez in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid Lingerie Vogue China of the Day

Posted on August 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The funny thing with rich girls is that if you are their absentee father who is out fucking the nanny and other aspiring models because you’re rich as fuck in LA…your only way to keep them happy and feeling appreciated is to shower them with gifts… So Gigi wanted to be more like her friend Kendall Jenner, so the dad called on his friends…because modeling and instagram followers is the new “Pony and Range Rover” birthday gift….and face injections….. And with any bratty rich kid, comes a jealous sibling who threatens drug use, stripping, or whatever, even though they all do drugs, unless she get the same gift her sister got, which in this case is not a Pony or a Range Rover but a modeling career… You all know this, she’s got some tits….for china….international. The post Bella Hadid Lingerie Vogue China of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Romee Strijd for MAXIM of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Romee Strijd is in Maxim…. Romee Strijd is a Dutch model who has been in the model game for a solid 3 years….probably getting naked…but I am too lazy to google her…before the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, signed her up, made her exist…. Because on one end of the spectrum, they produce shit quality, bulk, lingerie for middle american mall shoppers…using sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money….because AMERICA doesn’t care that their jobs are given away…. More importantly, the cheap product allows the brand to charge the same amount they would if it was made here, bigger margins, more money in pocket, maximize profits, get richer than god…. Feeding panty money into other countries, as your own country falls apart…when the only panty feeding is supposed to be from girls who sell their panties on the internet to creeps…all in the name of panties most of the people who buy don’t actually need because they are so disgusting that the matching bra and panty sets won’t change that… But on the flip site, along with the careless waste and exploitation….they create celebrities out of lingerie models, giving other models or aspiring models something to get naked to try to achieve…even though it’s so fucking cheesy… So all these low level instagram models see this as a beacon of hope, the end game, leading to endless half naked pics of them trying to be this…because for every cunt model who has made it, there are 1000s of eager girls trying to make it who will do everything you tell them…in hopes of making it…for mediocre softcore porn… Well it turns out that Romee Strijd is in Maxim…as Maxim tries to rebrand…from the cheesy they once were…and she looks pretty good to me..like a Russian bride who isn’t Russian… The post Romee Strijd for MAXIM of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Morgan is the Cam Girl of the Day

Posted on September 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Morgan is a Cam girl at CAMWITHHER.COM ….She’s also a writer…who writes about sexy things like wanting to fuck her teacher…. And today, she’s our cam girl of the day…partially because we like girls who know how to write, but more importantly, we like girls who are exhibitionists and let us watch them naked and masturbating…it’s the nice thing about this sexual, sexy, porn and pervert culture….back in the day, or sexual desires, our jerking off and a girl’s willingness to get naked for those things…would all be deemed evil… But now, girls everywhere, I’m talking college girls I know, feminists, aspiring models, instagram models, girls who just want to smoke weed and hang out, girls who want extra money for an expensive purse, every fucking girl wants to be a cam girl…and it’s a glorious turn of events…it’s more interesting than INSTAGRAM or other social networks..it’s more fun…it’s DIY sexting to a bigger audience and I encourage EVERY Girl to get on board….like Kendall Morgan already knows….amazing… TO READ HER ARTICLE ON WANTING TO BANG HER TEACHER BECAUSE SHE’S A SAPIOSEXUAL CLICK HERE TO SEE KENDALL ON HER CAM SITE CLICK HERE The post Kendall Morgan is the Cam Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miriam Adler is Amazing for Derek Wood of the DAy

Posted on August 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Miriam Adler is. I am guessing she’s one of these LA aspiring models who probably has a massive following on instagram, or who is trying to get a massive following on instagram, doing the same kind of thing so many other girls are doing…getting naked in photoshoots… This one is by DEREK WOOD . I dig his vibe. I am just a cynical asshole who thinks a lot of pictures look the same…and a lot of models look the same…I’ve been overexposed but that doesn’t make me a hater…it just makes me bitter and hard to impress…It’s like girl in bikini, girl showing boobs, grainy filter… I get it. I like that it happens. It’s a strength in numbers, so many girls are doing it that other girls are getting into it, thing….Everyone is a model, thanks to Instagram, and I am okay with it. I will look at the pics. I will email the model and ask her on dates. The whole concept of celebrities that some out of touch exec chose makes no sense to me… This shoot was for C-Heads

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Anastasia Ashley on the Red Carpet of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Surfing never looked so luxurious…here is friend and family member Anastasia Ashley on the red carpet and I think she looks amazing… Sure I am bias, but I guess this is what happens when you take a bikini clad fish out of the water and off the beach or her natural habitat and throw her onto some red carpet all dolled up with flashing lights coming from every angle up on some paparazzi shit…and I think it couldn’t look better…it’s awkward and cute…honest and not attention seeking like so many other girls before her.. I also think it’s nice to see a girl you’ve seen in a bikini 1000 fucking times, in 1000 fucking bikinis, in some clothes, even though that is backwards logic…we normally want our girls less clothed than more clothed…but when looking at it from a sexual fantasy perspective of a muslim man, this kind of outfit is hot, where as a bikini is sending her straight to hell… I guess what it comes down to is that whatever she is wearing, all you really care about is whether she can ride your face as well as she rides a big wave …and more importantly…whether salt water disinfect the places or creates a breeding ground for crabs…I’m not marine biologist, but those are craps I’m sure you’d be into eating…. #494790641 / gettyimages.com #494745273 / gettyimages.com #494790635 / gettyimages.com

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Cailin Russo Instagram Model Dance of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cailin Russo is one of those Instagram Models turned real model who may have been a real model before being an instagram model, but there is just so much crossover I can’t really differentiate the two.. What I do know is that he dad is a creeper 40 year old in a punk band, her mom probably one of his young hot young groupies, since punk rockers generally cater to 15 year olds who shop at hot topic..and that her first modelling job was for a big store, her real breakthrough was kissing Bieber in a video that he shouted her out in and, and all of a sudden she exists…is getting more work..is making money in what could be 5 minutes since she’s not all that hot..but that may be longer…since it’s less about being hot and more about being relevant… Well in keeping relevant she posted these videos of her dancing on a boat in mesh, and you’ll like them…even if she’s hiding them nipples. I encourage all aspiring models, even if they work for free…because self produced erotica is hot and free…rather than staged shit that’s just boring…Dance baby – Dance..

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Alyson Michalka in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t’ know who Alyson Michalka. I just know that he name has come up for what must be a decade, where she was one of those jailbait for Disney kind of girls who middle aged men jerked off to because their kids made them watch the low level show… I do know that they are no longer jailbait, but rather middle aged, mom looking girls, with rocking bodies, and plastic surgery that makes them up on some Real Housewife shit…and none of that bothers me, because she’s half naked in a bikini…and really I look at nobodies in bikinis all day, whether they were somebodies who never were anybody or not is irrelevant thanks to TITS.

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Miley Cyrus Annoying Dance Party of the DAy

Posted on May 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is one of the girls you’d punch in the face if you were allowed to punch a girl in the face because she’s got one of those faces, but legally, you can’t punch anybody in the face, even if what they do to you is far worse than you punching them in the face….I’m talking a girl can cheat on you, divorce you and take half your money and your soul with her, causing emotional damage, that leads to you unable to work, causing you to go bankrupt…destroying you…yet when you beat the fuck out of the guy she fucked you over for, you go to jail… Life’s not fair…not because Miley did any of those things, but because she exists and can’t be punished, and never was punished, but was just celebrated because she made everyone around her too much money… Here’s her annoying dance you wish ended in a drug overdose heart attack: And Here it is in Slow motion I like this Miley better….

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Carola Remer in Barney’s Lingerie of the Day

Posted on May 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Carola Remer went from doing a vintage lingerie shoot in some vintage ferrari like she was some kind of Magnum PI motherfucer…. HERE To being the face and body of Barney’s Lingerie…It’s just that fucking simple aspiring models out there…you gotta get naked in a silly shoot and people will fucking notice… I like to think I launched her career..by posting that shit back in 2011…you know like she hasn’t booked shit since then until today…when Barney’s paid her 20,000 dollars to be part of this…you know a dream come true, her getting naked for friends paid the fuck off…because she stuck to it…or something… Who cares. Lingerie catalog pics fucking suck.

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