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Victoria’s Secret Whores of the Day

First Up – Martha Hunt Selfies in Lingerie with Alessandra Ambrosio of the Day…because Victoria’s Secret is that they create these women into being sex icons – exploiting them – and making them walk around in underwear like it’s clothes… If this was high school and you paid a girl in your class to come to class in her bra and panties, you’d likely be suspended. If this was a coffee shop and you convinced a homeless person to walk into the Stabucks in her bra and panties, all smelling of piss and shit, you’d probably get arrested. But when you’re a billion dollar brand, your sex work, becomes marketing work, and it’s all ok…the girls are into it, they are validated as hot and can lure men in from every angle…it’s a lottery win really…but still working… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Second Up – Izabel Goulart’s in a Sports Bra in Brazil, all ripped, not being robbed at gun point like she was Ryan Lochte, because she still lives in Brazil, where she does fitness and eats lettuce all day…maybe even rocking some feces water parasites to keep the weight off – cuz this shit is skinny as fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Victoria’s Secret Whores of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fergie’s New Single Cover “Milf Money” of the Day

Fergie’s back and on the hustle, making fun of the fact that she’s old and has kids, but also that she’s got a good dermatologist and photoshop retoucher – that makes her look like she wasn’t the haggard meth addict we all know that she was – after her Disney / child star stint…before the whole Black Eyed Peas shit happened for her – and propelled her to super stardom… Because 10 years ago, she looked 10 years older than this…and there’s only one thing that logically makes sense…and that is that she’s a fake bitch manipulating all of you through catchy song and dance that isn’t good song and dance but that has money behind it and that can hire scientists to determine what people will respond to… We live in a world that can cure virus and disease..treat insanity…and there’s no doubt in my mind that billion dollar media companies don’t know exactly how to get loser drone idiots like us to buy into shit… Even I know how to push product…it all starts with the tits… The post Fergie’s New Single Cover “Milf Money” of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Spain of the Day

Elsa Hosk is the Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement at Victoria’s Secret, but the interesting thing about her, that really isn’t interesting, all this stuff is just nonsense… I feel like I’ve already posted these pics, probably 3000 or more times, not necessarily of Elsa Hosk, but every other Victoria’s Secret model and aspiring Victoria’s secret model, who takes cheesy pics like that…they don’t always have nopples in them, but for a bitch who started out as a nude model, who only broke into Victoria’s Secret at 27 years old, when other girls retire….at that age…because it took 8 years of her her getting topless to make enough noise to get cast in the right job that led to the evil human trafficking billion dollar brand…. This is part of the evil brand’s marketing strategy, pay magazines to promote the girls, because it promotes the brand…brilliant even if so simple… I guess that means Elsa Hosk is corporate owned…and I like women who are owned, especially in this era of “women’s rights” even though they have rights….it’s not Suffragette..but let’s pretend it is. The post Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Spain of the Day

Elsa Hosk is the Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement at Victoria’s Secret, but the interesting thing about her, that really isn’t interesting, all this stuff is just nonsense… I feel like I’ve already posted these pics, probably 3000 or more times, not necessarily of Elsa Hosk, but every other Victoria’s Secret model and aspiring Victoria’s secret model, who takes cheesy pics like that…they don’t always have nopples in them, but for a bitch who started out as a nude model, who only broke into Victoria’s Secret at 27 years old, when other girls retire….at that age…because it took 8 years of her her getting topless to make enough noise to get cast in the right job that led to the evil human trafficking billion dollar brand…. This is part of the evil brand’s marketing strategy, pay magazines to promote the girls, because it promotes the brand…brilliant even if so simple… I guess that means Elsa Hosk is corporate owned…and I like women who are owned, especially in this era of “women’s rights” even though they have rights….it’s not Suffragette..but let’s pretend it is. The post Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson in a Biking of the Day

Jessica Simpson has a billion dollar clothing brand that she built off a billion dollar record / music and reality TV star career….and in keeping her brand name alive she sometimes is forced into doing shoots for the site…you know “Push them products, the fat chicks who buy this garbage want to see her, that’s why they wear her name on their plus sized elastic waistband pants”….so now that she’s not fat and there is photoshop they make her get her sloppy mom body in a one piece…that is not as bad as it was thanks to a million dollar Weight Watchers campaign, ut that is still fucking busty even though they photoshop the shit out of it…and they use some lookalike Jessica Simpson, still youthful, for all the other fucking pics… So these are the three that made the cut to make the brand seem relevant and alive and to make Jessica Simpson seem connected to connect with the trash who buy this shit..and there’s a lot of trash who buy this shit…. Video: The post Jessica Simpson in a Biking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ginta Lapina by Gilles Bensimon in ELLE UK of the Day

Here’s model Ginta Lapina in Elle UK June 2016, shot by legendary old time who has taken pics of everyone – French photographer – who has been in the scene for a long fucking time – probably best known for being married to that bitch who got famous on that Reality Housewives show – but who I like to remember for marrying my favorite model – Elle Macpherson back when she was in her 20s…circa 1988….Gilles Bensimon… Ginta Lapina is a Latvian model, who according to my Lativan friend is just average looking compared to Latvian girls, who are apparently the hottest breed of communist around….and affordable too…. She is probably best known for doing Victoria’s Secret once, there are a lot of titty models who have booked the big evil billion dollar mall brand once…and you’re lookin’ at one of them… It’s safe to say, even when knowing ZERO about her…that she dates rich guys an that this is just part of keeping her day rate / night rate / hooker rate up to be able to afford her rent (as if she pays her rent) and her luxury private jet trips (as if she pays for her trips)…. I guess what I’m saying is – Nipples…for fashion… The post Ginta Lapina by Gilles Bensimon in ELLE UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailee Steinfeld Pants for the Nerds of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld is a big…in fame and physical size… actress who turned popstar who sings about masturbating, because all these self involved freaks love themselves so much they think they can do anything, all thanks to their parents over inflating their egos with affirmations….conditioning them to be child stars that they masturbate watching themselves in the mirror…it’s the hottest shit to them… While the hottest shit to you was Hailee Steinfeld because she was underage for the bulk of her career and America sexualizes underage girls by telling you you can’t fuck them…something you freaks can’t handle…so when you see her in bikinis and fame whoring you are forced to jerk off to her…GOOD FOR BUSINESS…you’re sad and lonely…and that makes some people rich and famous! Life as a loser… I don’t know who told her to wear these tacky trailer park mom in the 90s who was a hooker at night, but it was a comicbook convention and you know the audience of that would die seeing this…GOOD FOR BUSINESS….nerds ruin everything…unless these pants are a good thing…I can’t tell because I don’t see LABIA… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hailee Steinfeld Pants for the Nerds of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabeli Fontana’s See Through of the Day

If you look at this picture from the right angle – maybe with your screen brightness jacked up – you can see her tits… You may not remember, know or care about Isabeli Fontana, but I remember her being one of the first Brazilian models before the whole Brazilian model shit went crazy, who worked for Victoria’s Secret, half naked at 15 o 16 years old…because to people like me, taking pictures of half named 16 year olds is illegal and will get you arrested and raped in prison – but if you’re a billion dollar corporate Mall brand..it’s celebrated….those young fit bodies…so perfect in made in China sweatshop wares. She’s been naked for fashion before, she’s 32 and an old timer, she’s seen some shit, from a bunch of rich dudes, to having a bunch of kids, but she’s still got it going on….and that’s really a rare gem…. The post Isabeli Fontana’s See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dree Hemingway for Playboy’s Nudity Free Issue of the Day

I know there isn’t any hype whatsoever about the new Playboy Issue and their ill-advised attempt to generate advertising and PR by taking out obvious nudity, even though dudes like labia, but instead using implied nudity, because dudes love implied nudity on instagram…. I wrote my shitty 5 reasons not to buy PLAYBOY < a href="http://drunkenstepfather.com/2016/02/05/5-reasons-not-to-buy-playboys-non-nude-issue-of-the-day" target="blank"> HERE ….I didn’t put much thought into it, but we all realize we can access porn and more compelling self shot photoshoots of girls more relevant than Dree Hemingway on instagram…. When I saw the pics from the shoot, I realized the magazine is fucking doomed. I can’t imagine this working or this selling issues. What I do know is that when you’re a billion dollar brand, the whole point of your content production should be doing stuff that the average dude with an iphone can’t do. If that’s paying bitches enough to spread eagle…or whatever it is…it’s gotta be better than this. We live in a world where fashion magazines for women and gays have more tit than this… What a fucking fail, it’s like Lesbian porn. I need the climax. The post Dree Hemingway for Playboy’s Nudity Free Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne in the Call of Duty Trailer of the Day

I hate promoting billion dollar companies, like the people who make Call of Duty…by posting their trailer that is more intense than a movie trailer, since video games are bigger than fucking god…. But I do like making fun of overpaid, overrated “It girls”…rocking out with guns…like they are “bad ass”…or some shit…and the whole thing is so fucking dumb, but it has 6,000,000 views…so obviously this is where things are at… And this is also just encouraging Cara Delevingne, perpetuating the lie that she’s relevant…and making her her own money in the process, so that she doesn’t have to rely on her trust fund…and can buy the best of strap ons to fuck her lesbian lovers with…becuase she’s so current, modern and crucial to pop culture and hipster / mainstream sexuality…cuz there’s nothing more “artistic”…or subtle and exclusive…than doing huge commercials… Take the motherfucking money while you can… The post Cara Delevingne in the Call of Duty Trailer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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