If you’re hungover…and still full of Christmas dinner, trying to have a pleasant day, just finishing up your breakfast or lunch…getting ready or coming back from boxing day shopping where you saved 50 dollars on a wide screen TV after waiting in line for 3 hours in a state of crisis for said TV..or even if you’re on an empty stomach…angry and hating the world…this video will not make you happy…and I am posting it because not everything in life is fucking happy…if anything…if you’re really a gangster about shit…bust this party trick out on New Years Eve…all over some bitch who won’t suck your dicks’ face.
Sure, Rihanna’s badly shot Christmas pics for instagram are hardly as exciting as MILEY’S MUCH ANTICIPATED MASTURBATION MUSIC VIDEO …but I still found it funny Partially because I assume that she got her dead grandmother’s bible, because clearly her religious family must hate that she’s got no soul…that she defies everything religion represents..and they are trying to ground her…. But also because right after she posted the bible pic, she posted this pic mocking jesus… And this video of her at 10 am at all night rave that started at 3 am drinking…that is fuelled with molly…one of Christianity’s most favorite drug… Hypocrite who sold her soul to the devil, just surprised she didn’t burst into flames… Good idol for our youth.
Did you know that the average woman spends 457 hours shopping in the days leading up to Christmas? Okay, maybe not. But it certainly feels that way to boyfriends and husbands who get dragged along to the mall while their prettier half picks up one item after another after another after another… And now a perfectly named Instagram account (miserable_men/Instagram) has captured some hilarious reactions of those stuck waiting for their wives. Some men sleep. Others text. Others look as if they’d rather be grossed out by Miley Cyrus masturbating than sitting, hopelessly waiting for the torture to end. Click through these images now:
Fresh off of their engagement announcement Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade shot a behind the scenes video of their Christmas photo shoot featuring the hot…
Kim Kardashian and kompany celebrated Christmas an evening early this week, gathering last night for a major holiday shindig that included family members and friends. Khloe Kardashian was there. So were all of the Jenners. And Kanye West. And also Robin Antin, Britt Gastineau and others who remain famous solely because they know someone who once had sex with Ray J on tape. Attendees stopped by a photo booth at the party, making funny faces and holding up various signs… and we’ve got all the images below for your ogling pleasure! Sit back, click around now and have yourself a VERY merry Christmas!
Guess Santa found a way to make Evelyn eligible for the “nice” list this year Evelyn Lozada Officially Engaged To Baby Daddy Carl Carwford According to TMZ reports : Evelyn Lozada got a helluva Christmas gift this morning from Dodgers star Carl Crawford … a 14.5 carat DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RING … and sources tell TMZ the ring’s worth $1.4 MILLION!!! Crawford — who’s in the middle of a $142 million contract — popped the question this morning … and the “Basketball Wives” star said YES! Just like Dwyane Wade, Crawford picked up the ring from go-to celebrity jeweler Jason of Beverly Hills. For the record, the ring Wade gave to Gabrielle Union was ONLY 8.5 carats … but size doesn’t really matter, right??? Evelyn has been married before — she tied the knot with Chad Johnson back in 2012 … but divorced him later that year after the NFL star headbutted her during an argument. Before Johnson, she was engaged to NBA star Antoine Walker (but they never married). As for her new man, she started dating Crawford earlier this year … and Evelyn is 7 months pregnant with his child. Based on Evelyn’s hashtags, it looks like Carl popped the big question in their new home in Arizona. Flip the page to see more pics of the ring as well as reactions from Evelyn’s biggest Stans fans. Image via Instagram
The homies over at VENICE CHIC remind us that it is never too late too learn how to decorate a Christmas tree… This not really what I remember my grandma looking like when she decorated the tree…which is a good thing.. This video Features some babe named Jennifer Irene Gonzalez, who I am going to assume is not Asian…
All I want for X-Mas is for you to FRIEND us on FACEBOOK FOLLOW us on INSTAGRAM TELL us in 130 characters or less how much you hate us on TWITTER Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night….especially if you’re like me, drunk and taking advantage of the sad, lonely, depressed, and desperate…cuz the holiday always bring the worst out of people!!!
My good buddies at VeniceChic TV put together the trippiest Christmas video ever starring the wonderful Jennifer Irene Gonzalez . So for those of you who didn’t get any presents this year, you’re welcome. This is my gift to you. Enjoy.
