Searcy’s trending topic today was geared towards dreading staying with family of the holidays. Sometimes you just have to put up with family and enjoy…
Gisele Bundchen is on the beach with her kid…and it would be far more magical if it happened in a time when she wasn’t a mom, but instead when she was rumored to be a tranny from Brazil that Victoria’s Secret kidnapped and held captive always threatening to let the world know her penis secret if she didn’t pose for free…not because I like tranny porn, if anything I find it weirder than incest porn, because trannies aren’t human…however the doubt in my mind, you know the not really officially knowing, like when you get blow jobs from random chicks in bars who may or may not have adam’s apples, makes things more exhilarating… But she’s still fit in a bikini…and there is still hope that her Jock husband is gay from all the locker room masturbationg…and that maybe…just maybe her clit is a dick…just to make all those years of assuming she was a tranny matter. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Tricia Helfer is some Canadian actress who nerds love because she was hired for some low budget Canadian show that for some reason nerds bought into…because she was the discount bargain basement actor that fit into their budget…. Which teaches us all a valuable lesson, that sometimes buying the bootleg version of what you want, you know the sale item, no name brand version isn’t always that bad an option, especially when it comes to women, because there’s the expensive ones that cost money and have attitude and the ones willing to do shit for a warm shower all eager and shit…and when it’s all said and done, in both cases you get the same outcome…aids….or an orgasm…or a wife you can’t get rid of…or in the case of Battlestar Gallatica, a girl you turned semi-famous. Here are her bikini pics from vacation.
Sara Sampaio is a greasy Portuguese fish eating model who is modelling for Free People in bikinis…and shit is about as exciting as bikini catalog pictures go, which is not exciting at all. They are all the same… If anything, the random fame whore attention seeking sluts on Instagram are more interesting and have more compelling pictures than this…but because Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model, I am going to pretend that them lending her out to other companies that they probably manufacture for, is more important than the amateur models looking for this kind of campaign…because..that’s what the media wants me to do…I blame the illuminati.
Anna Beatriz Barros is an amazing 6 foot tall Brazilian model….who would probably be scary to be next to in person, but in pictures she’s fantastic… She has been in Sports Illustrated a bunch of times and was at one point in time a Victoria’s Secret chick and who the fuck knows or really cares what she’s been up to the last couple of years, because all that matter is this campaign she did for some magazine for Christmas that really touches me at my core…because I feel like this is how my mind sees Christmas every year…lingerie clad models with creepy drunk santas and midgets having their way with her… I am in love with this campaign.
In theaters Christmas Day. http://www.justinbieberbelieve.com/ Tickets: http://smarturl.it/BelieveTickets. http://www.youtube.com/v/Dh1JFPd2mts?version=3&f=user_uploads&app=youtube_gdata See the original post: #BelieveMovie – “Believe the Truth”
It’s safe to say Beyonce’s risk has paid off. And then some. The artist released a self-titled album exclusively on iTunes Friday morning, coming out with 14 fresh tracks despite nary a word of promotion. So, how is the collection doing? Beyonce – “Drunk in Love” (Music Video) At last check, “BEYONCE” has moved 828,772 copies, easily becoming the fastest-selling album in iTunes history and putting the singer on pace for the highest tally for a female solo artist since Taylor Swift sold 1.2 million copies of “Red” in November 2012. It is also number-one in 104 countries and has already topped Beyonce’s personal best: 2006’s “B’day” sold 541,000 copies in its first week Beyonce had some help with the album, of course. She collaborated with such major names as Drake, Frank Ocean and Jay Z, who is featured in the above music video for “Drunk in Love.” The second official video to be released along with the album is for the single ” XO ” and you can check it out here: Beyonce – “XO” (Music Video)
Fifty Shades of Grey leading man Jamie Dornan is taking on another challenging new role. He and wife Amelia Warner have welcomed their first child. It’s a boy! Information on the tyke’s name, and other details were not yet available. This is the first child for the actor, 31, and his wife, an actress who has appeared in movies including Quills and Mansfield Park. They got married in April. The new dad will certainly have his hands full for the next few months. The reason you likely know who he is? He’s filming the big Fifty Shades of Grey movie . Dornan took over the role of Christian Grey from Charlie Hunnam. Come February 2015, expect a lot of Jamie Dornan naked . “I’m a fairly worldly guy,” the former Calvin Klein model told Entertainment Weekly of tackling the part, which requires him to engage in some graphic sex scenes. “I grew up in a very liberal place. I’m not saying we had a [red room], but I’m not shocked by the sex in the book. It’s essential to tell the story.” When he’s not at work, he’s focused on family in Canada. The new family of three will be spending the holidays at a rented home complete with a Christmas tree, in Vancouver near the Fifty Shades of Grey set. Dornan is “thrilled” to become a dad, says a friend. Congratulations to the new parents!
No one can accuse Miley Cyrus of not being into the holiday spirit. Over the last couple weeks alone, the singer has Twerked on Santa Claus . She’s dressed up for Christmas and flashed her censored boobs . And, last night in Washington D.C. as part of Hot 99.5’s Jingle Ball 2013, she donned reindeer antlers and danced with a little person dressed in a silver bodysuit. Naturally. Watch the artist put on a rendition of “Wrecking Ball” now: Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball” (Hot 99.5 Jingle Ball) Miley Cyrus: Twerking at D.C. Jingle Ball
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