Miley Cyrus was involved in some performance called Christmas Creampies…dirty….that I have not really bothered looking into or listening to…but that I did look at the pictures of and find the video to….beacause she was wearing tight pants….and strappy shirts showing off her stomach, tits and ass…and as far as I am concerned it was glorious….Sure she looks a little sloppy, skin flopping everywhere, ass hanging droopy, but for if it’s good enough for Billy Ray Cyrus to jerk off to…it’s good enough for you… Here’s the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
The OMG Girlz are tryin’ to get you in the Christmas Spirit… and the trio just released their new single just in time for the holidays, “I Love Christmas” Are you feelin’ the track?? Images via youtube/tumblr
On The Real Housewives of Miami “Elsa Foretells a Storm” but can she foresee an ambush. We recap all the malicious gossip and rocky relationships in our THG +/- review. As the girls prepare for their trip to Bimini, Elsa tells her daughter she foresees trouble ahead. Plus 13 but I really don’t think you need psychic powers to realize the odds are against these women holding hands and singing Kumbaya at the end of their trip. It’s amazing Elsa can even speak with her teeth chattering. Apparently Marysol tries to preserve her youth by sleeping in a deep freeze. Minus 20 . Elsa’s actually wearing a fur coat. How cold is it in there and why does someone in Miami even own a fur? James pays a visit to Lea bringing some supposedly fabulous hats. Really? More like hideous. Minus 10 . Lea swears to her friend that she’ll make sure Marysol sees the light about her evil ways by the end of the trip. Oye. Minus 12. James and Marysol don’t like one another. Can’t we let this go already? Joanna’s using the trip to rethink her relationship with Romain. Plus 10 . I’ve grown to like Romain but it’s been five years. These two need to decide if they’re moving forward or moving on. The plane is ready for takeoff but Adriana isn’t. She brings five bags worth of hats, shoes, outfits, and makeup but forgets her passport. Minus 15 . She’ll just have to catch up later. On Bimini Bay, the guide tells the ladies that this is where sharks are born. Ha! The poor creatures have nothing on this group. When it comes to picking bedrooms, Lisa turns into the diva who won’t accept anything less than the master suite. Minus 10 since Joanna’s the one who put this trip together. In a surprising turn of events, Lea happily takes the twin beds that look like boats. Plus 12. Of course no Housewives trip can ever run smooth and Alexia’s hiding the proverbial knife to stick in Karent’s back. She found an article that claims Rodolfo is fooling around with his costar, complete with pictures of them making out. Minus 22 because despite her feigned worry about Karent you can tell she’s completely enjoying this. Honestly, I can’t stand Rodolfo. It wouldn’t surprise me a bit if he is cheating on Karent but why is everyone taking some gossip rag’s article as gospel? Minus 15. Alexia proves once again how mean spirited and manipulative she can be as she toys with Karent all through dinner, asking who’s been cheated on in the past and whether or not they’d want to know. Then she makes sure everyone else knows the news before springing it on an unsuspecting Karent in front of the group. Minus 25 . So much for a peaceful trip for the ladies. We’ll have to wait until next week but my psychic abilities are telling me it will only get worse. Episode total = -94! Season total = -395!
A Christmas display in Meridian, Idaho, may put all others to shame – even this Gangnam Style Christmas house – with its unorthodox take on festive music and decor. Synced to dubstep, the pulsating, bass-heavy show rocks the house (literally): Dubstep Christmas Lights Thousands of lights flash spastically in time to the dubstep beat, making for a transfixing feast for the eyes (or a possible seizure / flashback to that rave in college). Anybody seen a house that tops this? The gauntlet has been thrown down!
If American Psycho ‘s Patrick Bateman were a film critic, he’d be Bret Easton Ellis. When he’s not promoting his film The Canyons — directed by Paul Schrader and starring Lindsay Lohan — on Twitter, Ellis has been blowing shotgun-sized holes in some of the awards season’s biggest films. The Less Than Zero author contends that Zero Dark Thirty director Kathryn Bigelow is “really overrated,” and Les Misérables makes him miserable. (According to him, it’s an “incomprehensible mess.” ) Life of Pi fares better, though Ellis would like to see that film’s young star Suraj Sharma get into porn. Oh yeah, and he also claims that the Academy “hates” The Dark Knight Rises . Below, a sampling of Ellis’ critical stylings, not necessarily in chronological order: Zero Dark Thirty: Kathryn Bigelow would be considered a mildly interesting filmmaker if she was a man but since she's a very hot woman she's really overrated.— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) December 06, 2012 Kathryn Bigelow: Strange Days, K-19 The Widowmaker, Blue Steel, The Hurt Locker. Are we talking about visionary filmmaking or just OK junk?— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) December 06, 2012 Silver Linings Playbook: “Zero Dark Thirty” might win critics awards but “Silver Linings Playbook” will win the Best Picture Oscar. This is how it always happens…— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) December 06, 2012 Les Misérables: The film version of “Les Miserables” is so bad that it made me rethink why I ever loved the stage version. 2 hours and 40 minutes of tacky.— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) December 05, 2012 The one actor surviving the incomprehensible mess “Les Miserables” is Eddie Redmayne, who should get an award for avoiding humiliation…— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) December 05, 2012 Tom Hooper blows just about every song in “Les Miserables” including “On My Own” which I didn't think possible no matter who directed it…— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) December 05, 2012 Oh yeah and I forgot: “Les Miserables” opens on Christmas Day and (spoiler alert!) just about everyone in it dies. Merry fucking Christmas.— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) December 05, 2012 Life of Pi: Life of Pi is the movie I've thought about the most in 2012. As a writer I can't reconcile with its disturbing reveal: illusion vs. reality?— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) December 04, 2012 Suraj Sharma gives an amazing and incredibly moving performance in “Life of Pi” and seriously needs to do some porn. Misspelling: my fault.— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) December 04, 2012 Killing Them Softly Based on the terrific source material “Killing Them Softly” doesn't work at all, but the actor Scoot McNairy is now officially on the radar.— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) December 04, 2012 “Killing Them Softly” starring Brad Pitt is one of only eight films in Cinemascore's history to receive an “F” grade but…”Troy” didn't?!?— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) December 04, 2012 How the Academy will vote: The Academy is going to go for Silver Linings Playbook and not Lincoln.— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) December 03, 2012 The Academy hates The Dark Knight Rises because I sat in that theater that night and listened to the banter in the lobby afterwards.— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) December 03, 2012 There's not a chance in hell that Ang Lee will win best director. That will be a fight between Ben Affleck and David O. Russell. Haneke? No.— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) December 03, 2012 I’m not sure if Ellis’ most recent tweet is a reaction to reaction to his withering perspective, but, as you might expect, he’s unrepentant: Anyone Unfollowing me should have known better and never Followed me in the first place. Wise up: pussies and snowflakes. Get the F over it.— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) December 06, 2012 Watch your back, Sandy Kenyon. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Whether you’re hanging Christmas lights, dusting off the dreidel, or just like unwrapping presents, the fact is that you’re going to need to get some gifts in the very near future. Thankfully, for the first time ever, the Official Mr. Skin Store is open! Now you can find that perfect gift for the skin fan in your life…like, say, yourself! Forget fruitcakes and flat-screen TVs; Mr. Skin has 14 presents that will make anyone jolly. You can even get Free Shipping until December 9th ! See pics after the jump!
It’s that time of the year again. With 2013 around the corner, THG is going back in time and selecting 10 finalists for our annual Celebrity of the Year award. These stars gave us their best, their worst, their nude pics (sometimes hot), their sex tapes (often not) and their scandals. We kicked off the countdown with Adam Levine at #10 . And now we move on to #9… HONEY BOO BOO! A year ago, seven-year old Alana Thompson was just your basic kid… who starred in beauty pageants and appeared occasionally on Toddlers & Tiaras . Then TLC turned its cameras specifically on Thompson and her family and the world took yet another step toward the Apocalypse. Mother June Shannon grew into a television and Internet sensation, while ratings for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo soared. This family was suddenly more popular than Republicans convening nationally for your vote. Alana has appeared on Dr. Drew and The Tonight Show , among other major talk shows, with viewers simultaneously repulsed by this toddler and enamored by her. She handles road kill. She’s proud of her ever-growing belly. She’s made Go Go Juice into a thing. TLC, naturally, has ordered multiple holiday specials featuring this eccentric family and their popularity has caused an uproar over the status of our programming and our country in general. What are we to make of someone such as Honey Boo Boo turning into a full-fledged celebrity? What does it say about her? About us? How much lower can television sink? Let’s all ponder these heavy questions together… right after we set our DVR for the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Christmas spectacular, that is.
A very merry DMX-mas, to one and all! The rapper is making this Christmas one to truly remember, re-mixing the timeless classic “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” like you’ve never heard it before. DMX – Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer It’s unclear if X did any prep work, but it sounds just like you’d expect DMX rapping “Rudolph” to sound, and he rattles off the names of all the reindeer like it’s no thing. Ruff Ryders roll come Christmas Eve.
So it’s prayer that’s been keeping Khloé and Lamar together? We’re sure all the reality tv checks, fragrance money and other endorsements have nothing to do with it! Via PEOPLE reports : “We are very spiritual and we say our prayers with each other every night. He will lead the prayers and it is so sweet,” Kardashian said. “Sometimes his plane will land in the next city [at 4 a.m.] and he will still call me and we say our prayers. If I’m asleep and don’t answer he will text me a prayer. It keeps us together.” Aw isn’t that sweet? Khloe also says that Lamar is somewhat of a Luddite, so she won’t be getting him any electronics for Christmas. “Kourtney asked, ‘Would Lamar like an iPad mini for Christmas?’” I said, ‘Absolutely not!’ He would have no idea what to do with,” Khloé Kardashian told reporters Thursday after The X Factor. “He’d be, like, ‘I can’t write on this thing.’ “ Despite his technological ineptitude, Odom does brave Skype to stay connected with his wife while playing away games with the Los Angeles Clippers. “I have to walk him through it on the phone and it takes forever,” Kardashian joked of getting her husband to use video chatting service. “He’s just not a very big electronics person.”
Trace Adkins helped ring in the holidays last night, performing “The Christmas Song” at the Rockefeller Center tree lighting on national television. Simple and sweet, right? Not for those who looked closely. The country crooner created quite the raucous across Twitter because he was wearing a Confederate Flag earpiece during the rendition, as this symbol is considered by many to represent a tacit support of slavery. To others, it’s a mere symbol of southern pride. Adkins is a member of the Sons of Confederate Veterans and talks in length about this organization in his biography, “A Personal Stand: Observations and Opinions from a Freethinking Roughneck.” Where do you stand on the singer showing off his Confederate Flag earpiece on such a platform. Respond now and watch the performance below: Totally inappropriate! Totally fine, it’s his decision! Fantastic, wish the South had won! Who cares?!? View Poll » Trace Adkins – “The Christmas Song”
