In December, a wife in Virginia learned not to make her husband choose between her and his Harley Davidson . Now, a girlfriend in Lancaster has learned a similar lesson. In a hilariously awesome Craigslist ad, an unnamed pet owner goes into detail about the problems with his purebred dog. She isn’t really trained. She yaps all night. She’s high maintenance. She can be pretty darn mean. And, as a result of all these issues, the man’s girlfriend doesn’t like the canine. So, the man asks… anyone interested in his selfish girlfriend? HA!!! We assume he’s kidding. But maybe not. There is a reason, after all, why dogs are a man’s best friend. Even when they’re acting like man’s most frudtrating friend. 14 Photos of Dogs Acting as Man’s Most Frustrating Friend 1. Muddy Buddy This is why most owners keep their dogs on a leash. And this is why most dogs do not want to be on a leash.
WARNING: The following song will get stuck in your head. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres have teamed up to form a rap duo named “Rebellen,” performed a track off their (fake) album, “White Ladies Rapping,” on today’s episode of the latter’s talk show. This is actually the second time DeGeneres and Wilson have broken it down for fans, following a memorable rendition of Shoop . Prepare to be singing “Watching Cats on the Internet” for days and check out the impressive performance now. Then, click through other memorable moments in Ellen history… 19 Great Moments in Ellen History Open Slideshow 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! View As List 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! 2. Zac Efron to Ellen: Happy Birthday! Ellen DeGeneres is a very lucky woman. Watch Zac Efron serenade her for her birthday here. 3. Kim Kardashian Gets a New Bikini Kim Kardashian talks Christmas cards and bikinis in this chat with Ellen. Watch the star get a new bathing suit now. 4. Ellen DeGeneres Defends Marriage, Slams Tabloids Ellen DeGeneres is very happy in her marriage. She makes that very clear in this monologue, slamming a Star magazine report. 5. Ellen DeGeneres Christmas Card Reveal Ellen DeGeneres unveils her Christmas Card in this video. You MUST see what it looks like.
Miranda Barbour says she left a deadly trail of bodies in her wake before being arrested for a single murder earlier this winter, but is she telling the truth? Miranda Barbour Craigslist Killer Claims: Real or Hoax? Alleged “Craigslist Killer” Barbour, who was arrested for the slaying of Troy LaFerrera, said she killed 22 other people , until she lost count of her body count. She qualified that it was less than 100 , and that her Satan-infused, murderous alter ego “Super Miranda” would take over her body when the time was right. The claims are chilling … but are they possibly true? The D.A. in Northumberland County, Pa., doubts that the 19-year-old girl killed anyone beyond LeFerrera, whose sex ad on Craigslist she answered. He said in a statement Tuesday afternoon: “As of this date there has been no verification of any of the information that has been the subject of media coverage regarding prior acts of the defendant.” Basically, he feels Miranda Barbour ‘s insane claim that she has murdered between 22 and 100 people is unsubstantiated, although officials are still investigating. THG’s Most Notorious Criminals Open Slideshow 1. Miranda Barbour Miranda Barbour, the Craigslist Killer, says she is possessed by Satan and “lost count” of how many people she killed after 22 … but the final total is less than 100. View As List 1. Miranda Barbour Miranda Barbour, the Craigslist Killer, says she is possessed by Satan and “lost count” of how many people she killed after 22 … but the final total is less than 100. 2. Jodi Arias Jodi Arias was convicted in the brutal slaying of her former lover in 2013. 3. Jennifer Mee Jennifer Mee, formerly known as hiccup girl, is now known as the girl charged with allegedly helping kill a Walmart worker. 4. Mayra Rosales Mayra Rosales, also known as the half-ton killer, has since lost 800 pounds. Yes, 800. 5. Michael Dunn Michael Dunn was convicted of three counts of attempted murder after firing on a car full of teenagers in a Florida case many likened to Trayvon Martin’s death. 6. Jose Reyes Jose Reyes, 17, allegedly murdered a Houston girl in what he claimed was a deal he made with the Devil himself. 7. Rudy Eugene Rudy Eugene, a.k.a. the Miami Zombie, tried to eat another man’s face on a causeway in that city. 8. George Zimmerman George Zimmerman walked free despite killing Trayvon Martin in 2012. Since then, he has done little to convince the world he was just a regular citizen acting in self-defense. 9. Aaron Hernandez It looks very likely that NFL star Aaron Hernandez committed premeditated murder of Odin Lloyd, a former friend and semi-pro football player. 10. O.J. Simpson The worst person ever. 11. Whitey Bulger Notorious Boston crime lord Whitey Bulger was stunningly apprehended, and put away for life, following decades on the loose. 12. Ariel Castro Ariel Castro, the Cleveland kidnapper who held three women hostage for years in his basement, was caught after they escaped and later killed himself in jail. 13. Oscar Pistorius Oscar Pistorius will soon face trial for the killing of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp, who he claims he mistook for an intruder … that he shot four times through a locked bathroom door. 14. Casey Anthony Tot Mom walked, yes … but come on. The D.A. says any info he gets will be forwarded on to the FBI and other law enforcement agencies, but as of right now, is not buying what she’s selling. She’s said she can “pinpoint” on a map where to find all the bodies of the people she knocked off – only miscreants who deserved it, she says – across the U.S. A real-life Dexter, killing dozens of people before her 20th birthday? Who stupidly returned to the scene of the crime and got caught, then gave herself up? The D.A. doesn’t buy it, and he may have reason to be skeptical. Anyone twisted enough to do what she did to even one person is clearly capable of inventing the rest, so it will be interesting to see what the investigation yields. Barbour has committed one murder, however, in his mind. That would the man who she says she and husband Elytte met on Craigslist and stabbed 20 times. He may ask for the death penalty for that offense alone, although Barbour’s lawyer has already asked a judge to block any bid for execution of his client. What do you think: Do you believe Barbour’s claims? Yes. She is clearly sick in the head. No. She is clearly sick in the head. View Poll »
Satan-worshipping Craigslist murderer Miranda Barbour says not to worry … she’s killed fewer than 100 people. More than 22, but still in the double digits. The killer, whose alter ego is named “Super Miranda,” is in a Pennsylvania jail after slaughtering a man she located by responding to sex ad on Craigslist. Miranda Barbour , 19, says she lied and said she was 16. When Troy LaFerrera said he’d have sex with her anyway, she lost it and stabbed him repeatedly. Miranda Barbour Admits 22 Murders She admitted this crime, as well as 22 other murders, then dropped a bigger bombshell in an interview with Francis Scarcella of the The Daily Item. Scarcella pressed the teen, who met her husband in a Satanic cult, on the number of people she killed. She said, “When I hit 22, I stopped counting.” As Scarcella pushed her, she blurted out: “It’s less than 100.” She would not be more specific … so it’s between 22-99. Scarcella says that when Miranda Barbour was about to take someone’s life, she claimed she changed personas, transforming into “Super Miranda.” Barbour told Scarcella the knife she used to brutally murder the Craigslist victim had murderous notches; she said she had used the same knife before. It’s one of her favorites, she says. Barbour says, for what it’s worth, that she only killed those who abused children and people who owed money, and that Satan controlled her inside. Her roommate also told the reporter that Barbour got two viles of semen from her husband, before they were married, and used them to masturbate. It’s a devil-worshipping thing.
Craigslist Dater Says White Women Having Sex With Black Men Is Gross Remember the sloth-looking white man that we told you about a few weeks ago who threw shamleless shade at black women in his recent Craigslist dating ad. via Radar Online Texas bachelor Romeo Rose posted a lengthy description of his ideal girlfriend on Sleepless in Austin and offered a $1,500 pay day to the person who helps him find the woman of his dreams, who he describes as thin and white — but his Juliet better like sexting too. In explicit sext messages obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com and verified to be the 39-year-old Romeo, he sent more than 20 sexually charged messages to a woman in New Jersey, including three photos of his genitals (next to a photo of his ID to prove it was him!) between Sept. 28 and October 2. “Romeo and I met when I texted him about his offer to pay someone $1,500 to find a girlfriend,” the woman, who doesn’t want her name published, told Radar. The woman tells Radar that Romeo is “obsessed with talking about sex” and is upset at how the public perceived him as being racist after his girlfriend post compared black people to monkeys. On Sept. 28 he took the initial post down and replaced it to say he is “not a racist person” and is just not “sexually attracted to black women” — but text messages he sent proves he thinks biracial sex is “gross.” “I don’t think black men have bigger p*n*ses than whites. I’ve seen them in p*rn*s so I know they are the same as whites,” Romeo wrote at 2:32 a.m. on Sept. 28. “I just think it’s gross that a white woman would be attracted to a black and then be intimate with him. I just think it’s gross. Nothing racist. But I just couldn’t be able to get that thought out of my mind and look at her the same way again.” Once again, it sounds like ALL black women just dodged a huge (or small) bullet by “missing out” on this guy due to his preference. Continue reading →
Craigslist Dater Says White Women Having Sex With Black Men Is Gross Remember the sloth-looking white man that we told you about a few weeks ago who threw shamleless shade at black women in his recent Craigslist dating ad. via Radar Online Texas bachelor Romeo Rose posted a lengthy description of his ideal girlfriend on Sleepless in Austin and offered a $1,500 pay day to the person who helps him find the woman of his dreams, who he describes as thin and white — but his Juliet better like sexting too. In explicit sext messages obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com and verified to be the 39-year-old Romeo, he sent more than 20 sexually charged messages to a woman in New Jersey, including three photos of his genitals (next to a photo of his ID to prove it was him!) between Sept. 28 and October 2. “Romeo and I met when I texted him about his offer to pay someone $1,500 to find a girlfriend,” the woman, who doesn’t want her name published, told Radar. The woman tells Radar that Romeo is “obsessed with talking about sex” and is upset at how the public perceived him as being racist after his girlfriend post compared black people to monkeys. On Sept. 28 he took the initial post down and replaced it to say he is “not a racist person” and is just not “sexually attracted to black women” — but text messages he sent proves he thinks biracial sex is “gross.” “I don’t think black men have bigger p*n*ses than whites. I’ve seen them in p*rn*s so I know they are the same as whites,” Romeo wrote at 2:32 a.m. on Sept. 28. “I just think it’s gross that a white woman would be attracted to a black and then be intimate with him. I just think it’s gross. Nothing racist. But I just couldn’t be able to get that thought out of my mind and look at her the same way again.” Once again, it sounds like ALL black women just dodged a huge (or small) bullet by “missing out” on this guy due to his preference. Continue reading →
Some women can be so vindictive. Woman Impersonates Husband’s Girlfriend And Posts Sex Ads On Craigslist She needs her azz whooped for putting that girl’s business out there and exposing her to box-thirsty perverts. According to Mail Online A woman impersonated her estranged husband’s girlfriend and posted ads on Craigslist for men to come to her home for sex, police said today. Samantha Weber, 38, from Houston, is accused of putting an ad on the classifieds website on April 18 featuring a picture of Heather McCarthy, from Cypress. It also had a ‘statement of desire for any men to come to her house for the purposes of sexual activity’ and listed her address. The victim contacted the Harris County Precinct 4 Constable’s Office to report that a number of strange men had come to her home looking for sex. She said she was in fear for her safety and denied placing any ad on Craigslist. When her boyfriend – Weber’s estranged husband – confronted one of the men, he showed him the classified ad, according to court documents. Investigators obtained subpoenas from Craigslist.com, AT&T Wireless and Google and were able to trace the ad to Weber’s phone number and email address. She was also the account holder of the IP address, Click2Houston reports. A search warrant revealed emails in Weber’s account from persons responding to the ad, investigators say. She has been charged with online impersonation. Her bail is set at $5,000. SMH. Click 2 Houston
This Sam Jones chick is insane… She has a Youtube series of her doing random things but this one is by far the best. She recruited some naked trainer from Craigslist, let him in her house, and shit is starting to get buzz around the internet, because it’s so fucking weird, awkward, but she handles herself so well through it…and if you don’t care about hearing her talk, you can always stare at her big tits in some leotard…doing fitness moves..cuz if you’re perverted enough, and you are, anything can be made pornographic…
This Sam Jones chick is insane… She has a Youtube series of her doing random things but this one is by far the best. She recruited some naked trainer from Craigslist, let him in her house, and shit is starting to get buzz around the internet, because it’s so fucking weird, awkward, but she handles herself so well through it…and if you don’t care about hearing her talk, you can always stare at her big tits in some leotard…doing fitness moves..cuz if you’re perverted enough, and you are, anything can be made pornographic…
