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Late Night Erotica of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Teal …she’s 19 and more importantly she’s a nude model…but not just any nude model..but rather one who I want to sing love songs to…and more importantly, one who if wasn’t from the Czech Republic, would probably be famous….but just because she is Czech, doesn’t mean we can make her famous here…but staring at her nude pics…and supporting her amazing cause…that is showing off her beautiful pink lady parts…lady parts that don’t sound so hot when called lady parts except when they look like her…because lets face it…not all girls are created equally and some, like Teal…prove that… TO SEE JENNIFER GET MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

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Random Ridiculousness: Florida Man Sells Jesus Christ’s Toenails On eBay For 99 Cents

Posted on November 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jesus take the clippers ! Man Sells Jesus Christ’s Toenails On eBay Almost 10 years to the day since his mother’s image was discovered seared onto the buttered bread of a grilled cheese sandwich, Jesus Christ’s toenails may have been found in Key Largo. Via Keysnet reports: The owner of the deified phalange’s coverings is selling them on eBay. “Condition: Used.” The Reporter attempted to contact the seller through his or her eBay account, but to no avail. The person did provide a narrative on eBay of how he or she came to be in possession of the Messiah’s discarded clippings. From the gripping tale, the seller may have been better off hawking them out of a J. Peterman catalogue: “While traveling through Europe, I went to see a seer, or as Americans like to call them, ‘psychic.’ I stayed in Germany for a couple of months, then decided to travel. “I found myself in a little border town in the Czech Republic. This short, little older woman, whom appeared to be about 150 years old, popped out of a doorway and grabbed my hand. Scared the bagebers out of me. “Then she pulled me into this dilapidated doorway and said she had a gift for me. As I held out my hand and looked into her gray eyes, I noticed moles on the side of her face with hairs sticking out of them. To me, this indicated she was very, very old. “Then she proceeded to tell me what they were. Well, I figured they could not be real because it’s not like I could get a DNA test on them. Who would I ask, God? “Now I figured I would part with them or try to sell them on my own website. Maybe they could find a good home with a curator who believes this is true.” As of press time, two people placed bids for 99 cents. Looking for a good Christmas gift? Better hurry; bidding expires on Nov. 26.

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Lamb Of God Fans ‘Thank God It’s Over’ After Randy Blythe Not Guilty Appeal Ruling

Posted on June 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Blythe was found not guilty by a Czech Republic court of appeals earlier this week. By Gil Kaufman Lamb of God’s Randy Blythe Photo: Hulton Archive/ Getty Images

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Adriana Cernanova is a Babe on the Beach for Elle Czech of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Adriana Cernanova is some Wonderbra model, a company I assume still exists, despite being eaten up and spat out by Victoria’s Secret, you know beat at their own bra game, cuz in the 80s, we were jerking off to Wonderbra pages of the Sears Catalog, an era before underwear catalogs of their own existed, a simpler time….. Well, she’s taken her lingerie body, put it in a bikini, and is rockin’ some Elle Czech beach photoshoot, all hot bodied and shit. You know, the kind of girl who doesn’t need a Wonderbra to get your attention and disappoint you when you undress her back at home… Assuming, that ever happens to you, you know a girl tryng to get your attention via lying bras, willing to go home with you….but this is the internet, lets pretend. Not to mention, the only thing that I think is real is this babe…. Adriana Cernanova, I am going to write love songs about you and until then, I’m just going to rape myself staring at your pics, I got nothing else to do.

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Karolina Kurkova Making Faces for Elle Czech of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karolina Kurkova is my favorite model, turned plus sized and threatened to lose her job for being fat, because unlike working the cash at Walmart, modeling is the one job you can still fire a bitch for her gut without having letters written to head office, or media involvement saying you’re discriminating based on obesity levels, even though statistically, obese people are lazy and shitty for business. Only, Karolina Kurkova decided that instead of fighting them and making a scandal out of the evil corporation turning on her for being fat, she was going to do what was best for everyone involved, and that’s get in shape….so now, as she makes faces for Elle Czech….I can sit back and appreciate her for not giving in like so many other women do, she said “Slow metabolism, you can’t beat me”….and look how good it’s worked out. Take her advice all you fat bitches out there, cuz no one like a fat bitch. FACT.

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Michael Jackson Wrongful Death Suit Could Hinge On ‘Smoking Gun’ Email

Posted on March 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lawsuit filed by Jackson’s mother and children starts next month in Los Angeles. By Gil Kaufman Michael Jackson Photo: Matthew Simmons/ WireImage

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Lamb Of God Singer Randy Blythe Acquitted In Fan Death

Posted on March 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A panel of Czech Republic judges ruled on Tuesday that concert promoters, not Blythe were responsible for teenage fan’s death. By Gil Kaufman Randy Blythe Photo: Hulton Archive/ Getty Images

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Top 7 or 8 Bikini Harlem Shake Videos of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Harlem Shake videos are taking over the internet…and since I am on the internet all day…I figured I’d compile the top 7 or 8 Harlem Shake videos featuring bikinis….that I like to also call the first 7 or 8 Harlem Shake videos with bikinis I could find…. 7 – The Girls Gone Wild Hotel Party GirlsGoneWild is still here….and they are doing hotel parties a little different than their infomercial past….they are doing it with the harlem shake…. 6 – The Czech Fitness Girl…. I mean this stripper who gives fitness tips with her stripper body that is no longer stripping because it found youtube…can Harlem Shake too…. 5- The College Coeds- This reminds me of a group of party girl college kids…and I like it…because I never leave the house or go to college parties…but should…it’s all about Yellow bikini in the back. 4- The Sweatshop This reminds me of some asian factory or sweatshop where people are exploited for 2 dollars an hour or less to make you your designer clothes version…..you know the factory foreman gets all the blowjobs 3- The Photoshoot Here’s a bunch of Playboy girls on set doing the harlem shake….you know when not exploiting their bodies for money and low level fame…. 2- The hipster Apartment I don’t know if this is really a hipster apartment, but it is a shitty fucking apartment….making me wonder why girls would even be hanging with these dudes..but then I am reminded…it’s cool to be poor. 1- The Boat Crash I am just a sick fuck and this boat accident footage always makes me laugh…and always wins in top 10 video lists…cuz it is so ridiculous….I like the mask / helmet the edited on her…amazing Ultimate Numnber 1 – Girl Who Thinks She’s a Cat of the DAy Here’s a girl in her bikini screaming “Drew” on repeat….and I think this video is the best thing to happen…..especially when she stops screaming her friends name…and starts singing about being tall and skinny and her waist and titties…..all out of breath before doing the Harlem Shake.

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Katarina Martinez Height Bio

Posted on December 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Biography for Katarina Martinez Country/Territory:Guam Age:22 Height:1.77 Hometown:Hagatna Katarina Martinez was born on May 13 in Czech Republic and she is a famous po-rnographic actress. Katarina is a Taurus and she is also known as Zdena, Simona Grey or Katalina. General appearance: She has brown hair. Do you think that Katarina deserves to be famous? Why? Feel free to express your opinion about this celebrity in the comments section below or if you want to edit this biography. If you

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New and Nudeworthy on Netflix 12.12.12 [PICS]

Posted on December 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Welcome to this week in SKINstant gratification, where we rub down all the newest Netflix nudes worth streaming to! First up, get your head spinning thanks to all the Czech cans in 360 (2012), then get goofball antics and more gazongas in FDR: American Badass! (2012). Then, head on back to the 1980’s for timeless tatas from Teri Garr in One from the Heart (1982), Sean Young in No Way Out (1987), and the dancing dumplings of Flashdance (1983). See pics after the jump!

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