Cailin Russo is one of these instagram models who has a little bit more authenticity thanks to her dad being in a shitty 90s pop-punk band called New Found Glory, that I can assume involved knocking her groupie mom up when her mom was probably 18, thanks to these creepy pop-punk dudes from the 90s being total creepers are girls across the country who would groupie at their events. I guess they were no different than Rockers of the 70s and 80s, Rappers of the 2000s, and DJS of the 2010s..not that it matters, we all know that musicians have groupies and that’s why they are musicians…and that groupies get pregnant to bring the musician baby to life as the ultimate in fan girl / child support checks…. Here she is in a shoot that bores me for some underwear company, mainly because I find her boring, unless she does nude shoots, which she does….I’m just too lazy to look for them…I mean I like my panties to look less like diapers on a bitch..and a lot more naked so that I can jerk off to the pics….maybe I’m too picky…and have unrealistic expectations out of models… The post Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Pataky is an actress…best known for her appearance on Snakes on a Plane… She’s Spanish and I love Spanish food….so I guess by default I love Spanish women..since they are the ones cooking it…. She’s old…and I don’t love old, but I don’t mind old when it looks like this in a bathing suit…especially after having 3 Chris Hemsworth babies… From what I’ve been told about Spain, other than that the women are “passionate” and by passionate I mean insane and will cut off your dick if you look at another girl…is that they don’t wear bathing suit tops, so I don’t know what the fuck is going on here…but clearly somewhere down the line we are being lied to… But based on google, she’s not into being topless, or maybe she’s really into being topless, because she sued a magazine for posting topless pics of her and got 310,000 Euros for it…probably a better pay day than anything she’s done… Making her not very Spanish at all…but I guess it’s a good marketing hook. The post Elsa Pataky for Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You don’t see too much of Elsa Pataky around anymore, she’s something of a forgotten hottie these days. Blame her having another set of kids, I guess. So selfish. Anyway, according to my sources though, the MILF was in Madrid to premiere a short film she starred in for some Spanish lingerie company called Dark Seduction . And I don’t know about you guys, but after these shots, it’s already looking like my most anticipated movie of the year. Can’t wait! » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Breaking up is never easy. Especially when you fail to heed the importance of Spellcheck . But splitting with your significant other can be hilarious, as these text messages prove . It can also be a way to test your creativity, whether you choose to break your loved one’s heart into a million piece via a poem, a box of pizza or some of his/her favorite song lyrics. So sit back, consider the following options once you’ve made up your mind to end it and remember: food is the best way into a guy’s heart… and also out of it. 9 Creative Ways to Break Someone’s Heart 1. A Delicious Dumping On one hand, you’re now single. On the other… you don’t need to share!
Elsa Pataky married Chris Hemsworth in 2010 and she’s been a non-stop baby-making machine ever since. In March of this year, the couple welcomed their second and third children as Pataky gave birth to twin boys . Elsa’s no makeup selfie from last month showed that the stress of raising three young kids hasn’t affected the model/actress’ natural beauty. But now she apparently wants to show the world she’s still lookin’ good from the neck down as well. Star magazine reports that while dining at Craig’s in LA recently, Chris and Elsa were overheard arguing about her decision to pose nude for Playboy. “She said it would be a great career move,” reported one eavesdropper. “Chris wanted nothing to do with the conversation. He said it would be inappropriate for a woman with such small kids to pose naked.” But sources say Elsa has her mind made up, and her decision resulted in a “violent outburst” from Chris. “After about 10 minutes of nagging, Chris slammed his fork and knife on his plate and stormed off.” We don’t understand Chris’ reasoning here. He doesn’t want his wife to pose nude because the kids are too young?! Better now than when they’re in high school and have to be teased by relentless MILF jokes. We say go for it, Elsa. Of course, we’re always in favor of nudity, so maybe you shouldn’t listen to us. 44 Stars Who Have Gone Topless in Magazines 1. Miley Cyrus Topless Cover Miley Cyrus isn’t wearing a shirt for this cover of Rolling Stone. What do you think of the racy pic?
Kordell Stewart is responding to Porsha Williams’ shocking allegations of domestic violence, claiming she is just trying to “keep her name in bright lights.” Kordell Stewart on Porsha Williams The Real Housewives of Atlanta star accused Stewart of physically and mentally abusing her during their marriage in a stunning comment earlier this week. Kordell Stewart , who normally keeps a low profile, responded to Radar that his “heart goes out” to Porsha but that her claims of abuse are simply untrue. “The most recent untruths by Porsha is her attempt to keep her name in the bright lights. Her current behavior has nothing to do with me,” he said. “Her claims of physical and mental abuse are false. I completely deny all accusations. It’s ludicrous. I’m focused on being a single dad and raising my son.” As you’re aware of if you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta , and even a Williams apologist will concede, her life has been out of control lately. The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Fight She was recently, infamously arrested after attacking her co-star Kenya Moore while The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion show was filmed. While Moore is filming Celebrity Apprentice , Williams has been breaking her silence, claiming she was instantly sorry for the fight with her co-star. She says she was bullied, that Moore had a “weapon” and she was afraid, however, and nowhere in Porsha Williams’ apology is Kenya mentioned. Telling. As for her ex-husband, he’s distancing himself from her, explaining, “I divorced Porsha. I’m truly at peace. I hope and pray she can find the same.” “My heart goes out to Porsha,” Stewart added, adding that “It is obvious that she is really struggling in many different ways. I wish her well.” Porsha Williams Apologizes For Violence Team Porsha Team Kenya Team Drama! View Poll »
American Idol brought out some big names for its Top 5 performance show last night. Ariana Grande, Zooey Deschanel and Jason Mraz all showed up during the two-hour broadcast, but the episode, of course, centered on a quintet of singers who one hope to strike it big: Sam Woolf, Caleb Johnson, Jessica Meuse, Alex Preston and Jena Irene. The finalists sang two tracks apiece, each of which was selected by viewers at home. Artists covered included Aerosmith, Christina Perri and The Rolling Stones. Watch all 10 performances here and then decide… American Idol Top 5 Performances Open Slideshow 1. Jena Irene – “Valerie” What a performance! Jena Irene puts a great twist here on an Amy Winehouse classic. View As List 8. Caleb Johnson – “I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing” Caleb Johnson does not want to miss a thing. Watch this American Idol performance now. 9. Sam Woolf – “How to Save a Life” Sam Woolf covers The Fray for American Idol. Does he know how to save a life? 10. Sam Woolf – “Sing” We see some Ed Sheeran in Sam Woolf. He sings the track “Sing” in this American Idol video. … who did best? Alex Preston Caleb Johnson Jessica Meuse Sam Woolf Jena Irene View Poll »
Lifetime has turned away a 30-second TV ad from Ashley Madison created specifically to run during the docu-series True Tori, and the company is furious. Noel Biderman, founder of the website promoting extramarital affairs and looking to make them happen across the nation, is “fuming” over the rejection. True Tori: 5 Signs Dean McDermott’s Affair Is Fake Open Slideshow 1. Tori and Dean Are Broke! Tori and Dean are so broke, he can’t even afford a vasectomy supposedly. Guess that’s why they keep having kids. View As List 1. Tori and Dean Are Broke! Tori and Dean are so broke, he can’t even afford a vasectomy supposedly. Guess that’s why they keep having kids. 2. Tori Knows How to Fake It Tori might be too honest in her book, Spelling it Like It Is. In the memoir, she reveals that in the past, she’s faked reality show storylines in order to score ratings. 3. Tori and Dean’s New Year’s Photo Tori and Dean posted this pic to Instagram for New Year’s. Problem is, Tori has since claimed Dean was in rehab throughout the winter holidays. Whoops! 4. Tori Lied About Help With Kids Tori claims she raised the kids on her own in Dean’s absence. The truth is, she gets plenty of help fro THREE nannies. 5. Emily Goodhand Doesn’t Exist! Emily Goodhand has only been “interviewed” once and never photographed. The popular theory at the moment is that Tori and Dean lied about his affair. “Lifetime is being totally hypocritical in refusing to air our commercial, while exploiting Dean’s adulterous ways for profit and entertainment value,” he said. Despite airing dirty laundry and generating money and publicity from Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott’s crumbling marriage, Lifetime negged Ashley. A never-before-seen promo created specifically for True Tori was nixed, despite being G-rated, because Lifetime rejects “the website and what it is for.” McDermott, 47, cheated on Tori , his wife of seven years with a 28-year-old who may or may not exist, Emily Goodhand , when he was in Toronto last year. Tori and Dean didn’t acknowledge the scandal until they decided to produce a six-episode docu-series, leading many to wonder if the whole thing is a sham. Their “therapy” sessions, McDermott’s trip to rehab for “health and personal reasons,” Spelling’s hospital stay … is all of this one giant PR stunt? It makes you wonder. In the meantime, scroll through some of the most notorious cheaters who totally should have just gone on Ashley Madison … 17 Celebrities Who Are Known Cheaters Open Slideshow 1. Tiger Woods Really, everyone else on this list is just playing for second place. View As List 1. Tiger Woods Really, everyone else on this list is just playing for second place. 2. Dean McDermott Tori Spelling is the mother of his kids, but Dean McDermott has admitted to having another woman call him “daddy.” 3. Ryan Phillippe Ryan Phillippe cheated on Reese Witherspoon with Abbie Cornish. Who breaks the heart of America’s Sweetheart?!? 4. Ashton Kutcher We do not approve of Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi Moore with a random blonde. But it did eventually land him Mila Kunis, so… 5. Jesse James Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock. But she eventually found his replacement: a little guy named Oscar. 6. Kristen Stewart Much to the continued shock of Robsten fans everywhere, Kristen Stewart blew it with Robert Pattinson in order to swap spit with Rupert Sanders. 7. LeAnn Rimes LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are now a happy couple. But they arrived their via an ugly mess. 8. Eddie Cibrian Eddie Cibrian cheated on Brandi Glanville with LeAnn Rimes. Brandi will be glad to tell you all about it. 9. Kobe Bryant Kobe Bryant didn’t merely cheat on his wife; he was accused of rape the women he slept with in Colorado. 10. Katharine McPhee Katharine McPhee was caught kissing Smash director Michael Morris while she was married. Dishonest AND stupid. 11. Jude Law Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with their nanny. That’s almost impressive! 12. Mario Lopez Mario Lopez didn’t just cheat on Ali Landry. He slept with someone else days before their wedding. 13. Lamar Odom Lamar Odom didn’t just go on a drug binge. He went on a binge with his penis during an ugly run in 2013, while still married to Khloe Kardashian. 14. Rita Ora We can’t confirm this one. But Rob Kardashian says she slept with “like 20 dudes” while dating him. 15. Nick Carter Nick Carter has admitted it: he cheated on Paris Hilton with Ashlee Simpson… a long time ago. 16. Brad Pitt It’s old news, but we know it’s true: Brad Pitt did cheat on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie. 17. David Boreanaz David Boreanaz slept with Rachel Uchitel while married. Yes, he has something in common with Tiger Woods.
Elsa Pataky has given us our first look at one of her new babies. The actress and husband Chris Hemsworth welcomed twins into the world this March, revealing their names to be Tristan and Sasha and posting a photo of their young feet . But now Pataky has unveiled a fresh picture on Instagram. It depicts this beauty in bed, without any makeup or clothes on… but with an adorable child in her arms. Pataky and Hemsworth are now parents to three children altogether, as the boys join the couple’s daughter India Rose, who turns two next month. Pretty darn adorable, huh? We’ve added this image to our collection of celebrity baby photos below. Check them all out now and squeal away! Celebrity Baby Photos: So Adorable! Open Slideshow 1. Melissa Rycroft Baby Pic Does it get any more adorable? Melissa Rycroft gives us our first look here of new son Beckett. He’s being held by sister Ava. View As List 1. Melissa Rycroft Baby Pic Does it get any more adorable? Melissa Rycroft gives us our first look here of new son Beckett. He’s being held by sister Ava. 2. Simon Cowell Baby Pic Did you ever think you would see this Simon Cowell cradles his newborn. 3. Kevin Jonas Baby Pic It’s a girl for Kevin and Danielle Jonas! Look how adorable she is! 4. Jared Padalecki Baby Shepherd Photo Jared Padalecki’s wife reveals baby name and adorable photo. See it now! 5. Kim Zolciak, Baby Pic Kim Zolciak cuddles with her baby in this photo. It’s rather adorable, wouldn’t you agree? 6. Autumn Reeser Baby Pic Autumn Reeser has given birth to a boy. A very cute one, as you can see here! 7. Chris Bosh Baby Pic Chris Bosh is a father! He poses here with his wife and his newborb. 8. Pauly D Daughter This is Amabella. She is the baby daughter of Pauly D. 9. Ivanka Trump Son Hello Ivanka Trump! And hello newborn son! The reality star gave birth in October 2013. 10. North West Picture It’s a new photo of North West! Kim Kardashian posted this shot to Instagram in early October 2013. 11. Heather Morris Baby Photo This is Heather Morris’ baby. Elijah was born in September 2013. 12. Fergie Baby Photo In a word? AWWWW! This is a photo of Josh Duhamel and Fergie’s baby. 13. Royal Baby Portrait HRH The Prince of Cambridge, a.k.a. the Royal Baby, Prince George Alexander Louis, with proud parents Prince William and Kate Middleton. 14. Kris Allen Baby Photo This is downright adorable. It’s a photo of Kris Allen’s new son, Oliver Neil. 15. Jimmy Fallon Baby Photo Awww, Winnie Rose is adorable! Jimmy Fallon has posted this photo of his new daughter. 16. Channing Tatum Baby Channing Tatum is a father! He and his wife introduce the world to their daughter in this photo. 17. Kristin Cavallari Baby That’s Camden Cutler, Kristin Cavallari’s baby! 18. Jenna Bush, Baby Jenna Bush Hager and her baby daughter Mila. It’s the first grandchild for George W. Bush! 19. Shakira Baby Picture Shakira has a seriously adorable baby. Check out the singer and little Milan here! 20. Holly Madison Baby Holly Madison poses here with little Rainbow. She’s adorable, isn’t she? 21. Blue Ivy Photograph Hello there, Blue Ivy Carter! Beyonce holds up her daughter in this photo. 22. Gisele Bundchen, Daughter Say hello to Gisele Bundchen and her daughter! She and Tom Brady are the proud parents of Vivian. 23. Snooki Family Photo Snooki and Jionni LaValle pose with son Lorenzo. Now that is a cute family photo! 24. Tony Romo, Son Photo Tony Romo and Candice Crawford with their son Hawkins. Cuteness. 25. David Beckham, Daughter David Beckham holds his precious daughter close to him in this photo. Doesn’t it just make you melt? 26. Bruce Willis, Daughter Bruce Willis is a father once again. He poses adorably here with his baby girl. 27. Tiger and Charlie Woods Tiger Woods kisses son Charlie, born earlier in 2009. How cute is this photo? He’s the best, that Tiger. 28. Kendra and Son Kendra Wilkinson shows off Hank Baskett IV. The baby’s father somehow didn’t warrant a cover spot, apparently. 29. Kevin Federline Baby Kevin Federline has SIX children. This is a cute photo of his latest one meeting her siblings. 30. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s Twins Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s twins, Monroe and Moroccan, struck poses for their dad and he shared the cuties on Instagram. 31. Elsa Pataky Baby Photo Elsa Pataky shows off her newborn in this adorable portrait. He’s one of two twins the beauty welcomed in March 2014.
Thor star Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky , his Fast and Furious 6 actress wife, have welcomed TWO MORE BABIES to their family. Elsa Pataky gave birth to twin boys on Friday in Los Angeles. The baby boys join big sister India Rose, 22 months, in the family. The above photo of Elsa Pataky and Chris Hemsworth was taken at the 2014 Academy Awards. Doesn’t it make you want, just, help petite Elsa carry that baby belly around? I mean, totally not in a weird way. Both Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky have spoken out about parenthood and how this role in particular has changed them. Chris once said that fatherhood “is certainly a task. But the best one that I could ever ask for.” Elsa spoke to the ways they make their growing family work by saying that they have to “make an effort and try to stay together as much as [they] can.” We wish nothing but the best to the parents and their new baby boys. Congrats!
