So Sports Illustrated finally released their new 50th Anniversary Issue cover, and just as I predicted, they managed to top last year’s issue by putting my current favorite model Nina Agdal on the cover this year. I’d say I told you so, but then they went ahead and made it even better by adding Lily Aldrige and Chrissy Teigen too. Because as I’ve said all along, the only thing better than one topless model is more of them. And I really like being right.
I realize that there is nothing erotic about anything Lady Gaga does…even if she was masturbating on stage or in video with a Victoria’s Secret model, the Lady Gaga factor in the room would kinda ruin it all…she’s just got this face that scares the fuck out of me…but not enough to not grab her ass one night when drunk before she was really famous…and back then, around 5 years ago, her ass, despite her face was fucking firm and amazing…but it didn’t turn me on, but then again I am impotent and not much gets me hard these days…I blame the hormones in the food…or maybe the male hormones in Gaga.
Nothing says Valentines Day like a good cunt punch or vag kick…because this is the foundation of Romance and what it is all about…and any girl telling you otherwise, not willing to let you kick her in the cunt…just doesn’t love you…and is telling you to get out.
Apparently this is Kendall Jenner playing model because her family is rich and she can be anything she wants to be – her mom just pays them…and because Marc Jacobs loves the celebrity endorsement to draw attention to his collection and fashion show… And with being a model…she’s showing her nipples…because that’s what models fucking do…and those who don’t just don’t get the industry, the job ahead of them, or the point of their whole existence… Tits are just tits, but some tits are more fun to see…like these…because they are 18 and don’t need to be exposed…yet they are…like Valentine’s Day Magic…
Don’t hope for any nudity in the big-budget remake of Robocop (2014) this weekend, although we do have plenty of opportunities to ogle co-star Abbie Cornish right here at MrSkin.com! No, there’s only one film out this week to turn your holiday pink, the limited release Down and Dangerous (2013). It follows a drug smuggler getting roped into a dangerous border crossing mission, but the real high comes from Ivet Corvea who shows off her dime bags during a sex scene. More after the jump!
Darren’s got some ‘splainin’ to do … Darren Sharper Charged With Rape And Drugging Of Multiple Women According to TMZ reports : Darren Sharper has just been charged with 2 counts of rape in L.A. … after the former New Orleans Saints superstar allegedly drugged multiple women and raped them in his hotel room … TMZ Sports has learned. Among the charges … two counts of rape by use of drugs, four counts of furnishing a controlled substance and one count of possession of a controlled substance, all felonies. Sharper — who had a Hall of Fame-caliber NFL career as a safety — is accused of drugging the women with zolpidem (Ambien). Officials say Sharper met the two women in a West Hollywood nightclub on October 30th and invited them to another party. On the way, officials say they stopped at Darren’s hotel room and he gave them each a shot. The women then passed out and hours later one of the women claims she woke up with Sharper sexually assaulting her. The second woman says she woke up and “interrupted his actions.” Once wasn’t enough for thirsty-azz Darren though… Officials say Sharper STRUCK AGAIN on January 14th … when he returned to the same West Hollywood nightclub and found two more women. Sharper allegedly pulled the same scheme — inviting them back to hs room, gave them a shot, they passed out, he raped them. Officials say both women left his hotel and sought medical treatment. Sharper was arrested on January 17th. He was released on $200k bail. In addition to the rape, officials also say he was illegally in possession of morphine. If convicted, Sharper faces more than 30 YEARS in prison. Officials are recommending the judge set his bail at $10 MILLION. Can’t lie, doesn’t look good for bruh.
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