A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Nov 11, 2014 at 3:59pm PST Here is a picture that Lindsay Lohan posted to instagram, that we can all assume is a statement she is making to her fans…that every once in a while you just need to spread your legs, whether it is for money, for work, for fun, or to fill the void in your soul that comes from your parents selling you off at a young age, robbing you of your youth for their personal goals and dreams, pretty much turning you into an attention craving, empty girl that needs filling…like a donut with no jelly-fill…or a taco without meat…but instead a taco with meat that is probably rancid, so we have to thank her for wearing pants…even though I’d rather she wasn’t…
I watched this on mute, so that is probably way I don’t want to phusically remove her from my computer screen via her fake hair, fake tits…you know a cunt punch straight through my computer screen…. So my perspective is just tight bodied busty girl who pretends she’s 18, cooking, without all her nonsense jokes….and that’s a good thing…possibly even a fetish…cuz girls cooking, now that they are all independent and shit, is pretty much fantasy, especially where I live. Ridiculous, looking good, I appreciate her hustle. It’s a lot of fun….and my pug liked it too. What a horrible, unhealthy, disgusting meal…but when made by a haggard stripper on a quest for fame…I would love to eat it…. TO SEE HER DOING HER BIKINI CAR WASH FOLLOW THIS LINK Videos Mexican Weather Girl Cameltoe of the Day In Mexican weather girl news, here is a clip from one of our finest, even if I haven’t been to Mexico in 4 decades, I’m still fucking Mexican people, showing her camel toe on the job. I figure it’s just typical Mexican vagina behavior, you know hungry for tight pants, while waiting to be off the air to fill the void with semen, in efforts to have 15 kids to make the new pope proud. They start young, they keep it Catholic, but at least they give us a glimpse into their vaginas world, before it is too late and they are too fat to bother with. Making me a fan of this thickness and her pussy lips.
The best thing about pro dancers is that they are just so excited to not be strippers…and to not be working an office job, teaching dance to retards or kids to keep in touch with their craft they spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on thinking they had a fucking chance….but unable to get naked in public to let men touch their titties for 10 dollars a song when he final rejecton letter came in….you know only showing your years of flexibility while bouncing on the dicks of the many losers they attract cuz they feel like failures everytime they wake up…..Is that they slut whenever they can because they’ve made it in the world and don’t have to slut out for money to pay the rent or to fill the void that is their failure….like posing half naked hugging knees in magazine like Julianne Hough…. Good.
I don’t really like slummy pussy, it’s really not my favorite kind of pussy, but since I pretty much like all pussy, I figured I shouldn’t desciminate a bitch showing off her shitty body just because she looks like the bathroom wall of a truck stop to advertise that her daddy didn’t hug her enough growing up, so she trying to fill the void…. Sure she pretty much turned herself into what looks like a notepad after a boring class or meeting, filled with irrelevant doodles and words you would never frame and put on your wall. But since I’ve had my fair share of slummy pussy cuz slummy pussy is usually the easiest pussy to pay to fuck, so I’m used to this kind of mess since slummy pussy always comes with a little more than you really want, whether it’s rashes, smells or ghetto tattoos,… So here’s Kat Von D showin’ of her beer belly and ugly tats you probably like cuz you have no taste. Pics via Fame
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Kate Gosselin always had trouble making friends. This was due in part to her abrasive, grating personality the time commitment of raising eight young children and being followed by a TV crew at all times. But now that she has officially divorced Jon Gosselin , and Jon & Kate Plus 8 (with its crew) is no more, the newly-single mom feels more alone than ever
But LC says she won’t tune in: ‘It’s hard to watch it and be entertained when you were involved.’ By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Matt Elias Lauren Conrad Photo: MTV News Lauren Conrad has no hard feelings toward “The Hills.” In fact, she wishes the reality show oodles of success even though she’s no longer on it. And she doesn’t even seem to mind that her ex-bestie-turned-nemesis, Kristin Cavallari, is trying to fill the void left by her departure. Conrad, who is currently executive-producing a film based on her novel, “L.A.
It should come as little (or no) surprise, then, that Jon Gosselin’s party animal girlfriend Hailey Glassman has an affinity for the weed.
In fact, we already knew this, thanks to that mug shot taken after the former Indiana University student got busted for marijuana possession.
A new video obtained by Inside Edition of the possible future stepmom of Jon’s eight little kids taking a hit from a bong and wearing no pants.
Why do you need to take your pants off before smoking marijuana. Who knows. But these things tend to happen when you’re Hailey Glassman …
As photos of Hailey Glassman taking bong rips and passing out in a pot-smoke daze are dissected, Jon Gosselin’s girlfriend’s past becomes clearer and clearer.
One can only wonder how Kate Gosselin feels about all of this.
On one hand, her husband fooled around on her with this trash and may one day subject their kids to Hailey. That’s not very reassuring.
On the flip side, Jon’s gone from sack-less victim to quite possibly the biggest douchebag on the planet in the past few weeks. Seriously, check out our poll! Hailey Glassman is doing wonders for Kate’s approval ratings.
Click to enlarge more Hailey Glassman stoner pics …
