Josephine Skriver is some feat of modern science. She is the TESLA of Titties…you know revolutionizing models everywhere with some high tech genetic modification tactics used to create some designer model pussy….possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret…her dad a homosexual Marine Biologist, test tub babied her into what you are looking at….and sent her off to America with a heft contract to be a promo model…the best damn promo model she can be…and is now famous because of it… She’s 25, getting old, possibly inclined to get some weird cancers from being created in a test tube…but here for now…living her best unnatural…anti god life…She’s the opposite of an abortion….you know life that shouldn’t have happened, happening…where as an abortion is life that should happen, not happening….FUNNY. Here are some Victoria’s Secret Bullshit…of the Day… TO SEE THE REST OF HER VS PICS CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver’s Slutty Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
We don’t know who Jordyn Jones is….but we know we’ve posted her before… I like that I refer to myself as we, I assume it’s part of my schizophrenia caused by alcoholism…or maybe it’s just cabin fever like on The Shinning level of insanity that hasn’t motivated me to kill my wife off…she’s too fat to chop up and dispose of and the whole legal proceeding and living in prison will get in the way of my blogging, perversion, my drinking, my creeping on girls in the park in their bikinis when summer rolls around…you know the things I love in life….but the level of insanity that makes me have deep conversations with myself as though I am talking to another person..and both of us motherfuckers don’t remember what this Jordyn Jones does, short term memory issues maybe…bombarded by too many girls like her doing the same thing.. But I am into her bikini pics, ass out, like it’s supposed to be….it looks great! Good styling, staging, shooting, directing…that Iphone photography on point…now pull the bikini aside and show us the cunt hole. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jennifer Lopez posted up a video of her doing some pole dancing….which is the favored activity of middle aged women according to my instagram and facebook where old women seem to dominate my feed cuz they don’t have much going on and are in a point in their menial woman jobs where they can troll facebook all day without the boss getting mad…knowing cuz they are women he can’t get mad…and because they’ve already done their Maternity Leave…they can’t get fired…. The funny thing with Pold Dancing content, whether it’s J.Lo showing her age, or the middled aged moms on my facebook who do this to stay fit, is that they all dress pretty slutty, like strippers to do it…just a room full of bitches in stripper heels and bra tops and short shorts grinding up against a pole… The other funny thing is that this is stripper behavior and strippers are usually hated on by all wives who have husbands who go to strip clubs…they call them whores, they call them other names, they are disgusted by them…yet the second an old stripper starts a pole dance studio and calls it a trendy fitness program…they are the first to sign up…in typical woman behavior…hate what you don’t know…or what your husband likes…that you try to turn around and live it up….probably the same reason Victoria’s Secret is so successful…just women being hypocritical cunts…the story of our lives… Here’s Old Timer J.Lo in action. Here she is in some tight leggings JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez Pole Dancing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jessica Lowndes who isn’t famous – but is more famous than you….which isn’t saying much, but you’ve been trying with all your selfies and MEMES on facebook, I mean I’ve been reading your status updates and if you’re not trying to be the funny guy in your friend group, I don’t know what else you’d be doing, or how you can justify that kind of behavior other than attention seeking. I blame a lack of breast feeding… Lowndes, who hasn’t acted since 90210….a Canadian who was once on Degrassi and made the move to the USA to steal your jobs with Nina Dobrev…has managed to stack up some fake tits and now trying to be an influencer as all the sluts, and apparently you…and your memes and status updates prove…. She’s got big fake tits and if you’re going to be a half rate celebrity….have big fake tits. The most interesting thing about her is that her dad ran across Canada as a teen, from one Igloo to the fucking Rest…. The rumor is she is also Nelly Furtado’s sister…those Eskimos are crazy….while I think she may be Nelly Furtado as I’ve never seen them in the same room…. Canada…drunk on maple syrup shit. Here is some foot fetish shit JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Lowndes Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s been two years since Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt . In that time, reports of Pitt and Jolie’s custody battle have provided constant fodder for salacious tabloid fodder. But as is so often the case with this sort of thing, all the focus on the feuding stars has overshadowed the children at the center of the battle. According to Radar Online, Brad and Angelina have reached a custody agreement, but Brad still won’t be able to see his children nearly asd much as he wants to. And it seems the reason for that is that the eldest three just don’t want to spend time with him. “It’s not the big win that Brad was hoping for,” a source tells the site. He’s getting the joint physical and legal custody he asked for, but there are contingencies.” The insider adds that Brad is deeply wounded by his children’s decision. “His eldest kids never want to see Dad, and that hurts him. They’re on Angie’s side — and always have been,” says the source. “These three kids are at the age where they can decide things for themselves. Brad is left hoping they come to see him out of their own free will.” It seems the biggest holdout is Brad and Angelina’s oldest son, Maddox. As you may recall, it was a fight between Brad and Maddox that prompted Angelina to file for divorce, and it seems the 17-year-old is still very upset by what transpired that day. “Brad’s very sad about what happened but accepts the relationship is deteriorated beyond repair. He won’t force Maddox into anything,” the insider tells Radar. Zahara and Pax reportedly share their brother’s misgivings about Brad. Insiders say Brad and Angie’s 10-year-old twins Vivienne and Knox “don’t have a lot of the serious issues their siblings do.” Caught in the middle is 12-year-old Shiloh, who reportedly feels loyalty to both parents. “Shiloh’s case is perhaps the most painful of all. She wants to see her father and is desperate to have some kind of relationship with him but she’s afraid of him, too,” says the source. “Brad can be thickheaded sometimes, and Shiloh’s at a sensitive age. Brad’s trying to change.” The situation has apparently taken a tremendous toll on the pre-teen: “She’s been struggling,” an insider claims. “Shiloh even ran away from home last summer, and it was hours before anyone realized it.” Sources say the custody battle was brutal for Brad who was forced to anser some very difficult questions and watched as his eledest children testified against him: “Brad’s mental health was called into question,” “The children explained he mistreated their mother, and he was moody and indifferent to their needs. “He’s been ordered to get individual counseling for his psychological issues while continuing his recovery Opens a New Window. for alcohol addiction.” The source adds that the ongoing custody battle has taken a tremendous toll on Angelina’s mental health. “Angie can’t sleep,” “Her vicious battles with Brad have kept her up at night! She now suffers from terrible insomnia — which leads to crippling anxiety … She’s a bundle of nerves and worries constantly.” Another insider adds that Angelina is “losing weight again at an alarming rate.” The sour battle may have finally come to an end, but needless to say, this situation remains very tumultuous.
Michael Rapaport believes that any publicity is good publicity. He has therefore set his sights on a new celebrity target. We hope you’re ready to be roasted by the least funny and most thirsty actor out there, Kim Kardashian! In the wake of trashing Ariana Grande for her appearance , Rapaport has returned to Instagram and gone after someone else far more famous than he’ll ever be. And it all started with what is new social media photo from Kardashian. The former sex tape star snapped a selfie of her bikini body standing inside her closet – chock full of a purse collection that costs more than the average American makes in a year – on Wednesday night and wrote as a caption: “I need a spray tan.” To be clear, this is extraordinarily lame and insulting. All Kardashian is really doing here is showing off her ridiculous figure and her even more ridiculous purse collection/ But we’ll give her a pass momentarily in order to focus on Rapaport’s response to the image. “You hate yourself,” he simply left as a comment. Now, look: One could absolutely analyze Kardashian’s need for attention and penchant for posing with very little clothing on as a sign of some larger insecurity. No doubt. She craves the compliments most followers are giving her alongside this snapshot because she needs to feel loved by strangers in order to fill some sort of void deep within herself. But we somehow doubt Rapaport is really offering up such a diagnosis. He’s just being a troll. And Noah Cyrus has called him out for it. “@michaelrapaport bruh. Why you soooo mad. Stop attacking women for likes,” Miley’s sister clapped back at the actor. Also on Wednesday, Rapaport shared an old photo of Grande for some reason and decided to simply slam her looks for no reason whatsoever. This is what he wrote, as you can see below: “Ariana Grande is 27 acts 12, you take off those boots she hides her legs in, the cat eye make-up, and the genie pony tail, and I think there’s hotter women working the counter at Starbucks. No disrespect to Starbucks.” You’d hope the guy could at least be funny while he’s being cruel. But alas. After receiving endless backlash to such a mean remark, Rapaport chose not to apologize. Instead, he doubled down and tried to somehow argue that a double standard was at work because… he insults Donald Trump with impunity? We’re not really sure about his misspelled logic here, but this is what Rapaport wrote to his critics: When I talk vicioulsy (sic) about The Leader of the Free World aka Dick Stain Donald Trump or Tiki Torch Tough Guys in Virginia, I’m a Social Media HERO, but a joke about Ariana Grande is SHAMING. EAT Dwycks SnowFlakes. I can say ANYTHING about Cockeyed Kellyanne, Laura Ingram,Melania,Ivanka or Candance Owens & you little Hipster Fake P–sy Power Hat Wearing MoFo’s get hype.Elation Talk shit about Arianna Grande & I hate Women? #Eat3Dwycks. Neither Kim nor Ariana has responded to Rapaport’s idiocy. And we doubt they will. Why elevate his nonsense on their platform, you know? As content creators, we’re excited to see who Rapaport slams next. As human beings, however, we’d really prefer it if he just went away forever and ever.
Last week, Pete Davidson threatened suicide in an Instagram post that left the comic’s family, friends, and millions of fans deeply concerned. The situation was so dire that Davidson’s most recent ex, Ariana Grande, attempted to come to his aid. “I really don’t want to be on this earth anymore,” Davidson wrote. “I’m doing my best to stay here for you but I actually don’t know how much longer I can last. All I’ve ever tried to do was help people. just remember I told you so,” Grande responded to the comment, indicating that she had rushed to 30 Rockefeller Plaza where SNL is shot in order to lend support to Davidson. However, it seems the singer didn’t get any further than the lobby, as security refused to allow her up to the studio. “I’m not going anywhere if you need anyone or anything,” she tweeted. “I know u have everyone u need and that’s not me, but I’m here too.” Unfortunately, it appears that Davidson’s condition has not improved in the days since his desperate cry for help. In fact, insiders tell TMZ that the situation has only deteriorated . One source tells the site that Davidson believes “the whole world is against him.” “He believes even his friends and colleagues don’t care if he lives or dies,” TMZ reports. Insiders say Pete has reached out to the people in his life — but he’s also “lashed out.” He’s reportedly stated on several occasions that if he were to take his own life, his friends and colleagues “wouldn’t care.” Pete’s friends and family are reportedly doing everything they can for the comic, but they fear it’s not enough. Ariana Grande: I Wish It Was Christmas Today Earlier this week, Ariana Grande joined Jimmy Fallon and several former SNL cast members to recreate one of the show’s best-loved holiday sketches for The Tonight Show . Bizarrely, the sketch became a source of controversy, as many felt it was inappropriate for Ariana to take part, as SNL is such a huge part of Pete’s life. There’s no word yet on how Pete reacted to the sketch, or if he’s even aware of it — but it’s probably best for those in Davidson’s life to tread lightly at the moment. We wish Davidson all the best in his recovery. View Slideshow: Ariana Grande vs. Pete Davidson: Whose Side Should You Take In This Ugly Breakup?
Text “RICKEY” to 71007 to join the Rickey Smiley Morning Show mobile club for exclusive news. ( Terms and conditions ). Source: Dave Starbuck/Future Image/WENN.com / WENN via Madamenoire : After a successful debut, the Oprah Winfrey Network announced that they were renewing their new show “Love Is ___” for a second season, just a month after it first aired. Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Close Thank you for subscribing! Please be sure to open and click your first newsletter so we can confirm your subscription. Email Submit But time changes things. And now, after the allegations of sexual abuse and assault lodged against its co-creator Salim Akil , the network has decided to cancel the show. According to Variety , OWN cancelled “Love Is __” just weeks after news broke the Salim Akil had been accused of sexually abusing Amber Dixon Brenner, a woman with whom he allegedly maintained a 10-year-long extramarital affair. Sources claim that Warner Bros. Television, which produces “Love Is __” completed an investigation inspired by the lawsuit Dixon Brenner filed. They found no allegations of misconduct on the OWN series or on “Black Lighting,” the other show Akil created and produces. Up until now, Akil is still in place as the showrunner. Preproduction on the second season of had reportedly already begun. But according to sources, the allegations against Akil “presented a unique challenge for the future of the season, which had been billed as being based on the real-life romance of Salim Akil and Mara Brock Akil. Apparently, people at OWN felt the narrative had been “compromised.” As we reported earlier, actor and director Amber Dixon Brenner said that during their ten-year relationship Akil slapped, strangled and forced oral sex on numerous occasions. She claimed that he urinated in her mouth on one occasion, raped her when she complained of sex being too painful and forced her to lick a wall in a parking garage. In addition to the sexual abuse, Dixon Brenner, who is also married, claimed that Akil used portions of a script she’d sent him in “Love Is ___” Mara Brock Akil took to Instagram to share her feelings about the cancellation and said, ” LOVE IS___ I am saddened that this great group of #artists and #storytellers will no longer get to create together on this project in this way. This was a special tribe— assembling teams like this is by the grace of God— and I will miss not being on set with them to make more magic. And though I know we will all go on to create more amazing work, I’m grateful there was a moment in time that we came together and had the courage to give our best to try and tell a story about love with love. #InTheLandOf #LoveIs.” ALSO TRENDING ON RICKEYSMILEYMORNINGSHOW.COM : Somebody Needs To Get Jacquees Before Keith Sweat Lays Him Out [VIDEO] After Losing 30 Pounds By Changing Her Diet, A Slim And Sugar-Free Sherri Shepherd Is Ready To Date Again Michelle Obama Shares Funny Story About President Barack Obama’s Car When He Was In Law School [EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW] [ione_media_gallery src=”https://rickeysmileymorningshow.com” id=”1955568″ overlay=”true”] Follow @TheRSMS
Text “RICKEY” to 71007 to join the Rickey Smiley Morning Show mobile club for exclusive news. ( Terms and conditions ). Offset and Cardi B have been making headlines after breaking up and him stopping her show to give a public apology. Offset’s dad recently spoke out about the situation and he’s not happy with Cardi B. Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Close Thank you for subscribing! Please be sure to open and click your first newsletter so we can confirm your subscription. Email Submit He mentioned that Cardi B is trying to sabotage his son’s career and the release of his new album. Da Brat thinks that things can escalate very quickly if parents get involved. SEE ALSO: Cardi B Defends Publicist Who Helped Offset Crash Her Rolling Loud Set Imagine if Cardi B’s mom got into the drama and then social media began attacking both their parents. It’s best if everyone let Cardi B and Offset deal with their issues and move on from it. In other news, Daniel Caesar is showing off his new look to fans. The singer not only cut his dreads off but shared a picture of him and his lady on vacation. Daniel Caesar cut his hair and its safe to say I am SHOOK pic.twitter.com/PcTBamomx4 — M (@Muuunnnaaaa) October 14, 2018 Lastly, Meek Mill answered some questions on social media from fans and things got pretty interesting. He mentioned that he has no issues with “consuming groceries.” Let that sink in and listen to all of Gary’s Tea up top! Check out how Twitter talked about Offset’s apology below! ALSO TRENDING ON RICKEYSMILEYMORNINGSHOW.COM : Somebody Needs To Get Jacquees Before Keith Sweat Lays Him Out [VIDEO] After Losing 30 Pounds By Changing Her Diet, A Slim And Sugar-Free Sherri Shepherd Is Ready To Date Again Michelle Obama Shares Funny Story About President Barack Obama’s Car When He Was In Law School [EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW] [ione_media_gallery src=”https://rickeysmileymorningshow.com” id=”1961452″ overlay=”true”] Follow @TheRSMS
Text “RICKEY” to 71007 to join the Rickey Smiley Morning Show mobile club for exclusive news. ( Terms and conditions ). Jeff Johnson normally doesn’t give his opinions about celebrity relationships, but decided to speak on the hot topic of Cardi B and Offset . If you don’t know this past weekend the rapper interrupted his ex, Cardi B’s set on stage to apologize again. Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Close Thank you for subscribing! Please be sure to open and click your first newsletter so we can confirm your subscription. Email Submit Moreover, Jeff is not mad at Offset for trying to apologize publicly, but he just hopes the rapper is in communication with men that have been in the situation before and are giving him the advice he needs. During the conversation Jeff spoke about reasons mean cheat which included being weak, not communicating properly with their partner and more. SEE ALSO: Jeff Johnson Gives Update On Cyntoia Brown’s Life Sentence, Shares Story About Homeless Kid Who Posed As A Busboy & Worked For Tips Jeff said, “I was Offset.” He admitted that he’s cheated before, but did the work to be the best man he can be. Jeff also encouraged Offset to acknowledge what he’s done and be a better man for his children, wife and the world. Lastly, Jeff spoke about how some men are walking around calling themselves men, but acting like boys. Make sure you check out everything Jeff had to say up top! ALSO TRENDING ON RICKEYSMILEYMORNINGSHOW.COM : Somebody Needs To Get Jacquees Before Keith Sweat Lays Him Out [VIDEO] After Losing 30 Pounds By Changing Her Diet, A Slim And Sugar-Free Sherri Shepherd Is Ready To Date Again Michelle Obama Shares Funny Story About President Barack Obama’s Car When He Was In Law School [EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW] [ione_media_gallery src=”https://rickeysmileymorningshow.com” id=”1961452″ overlay=”true”] Follow @TheRSMS
