Winter is coming, HBO viewers. Again. After weeks of hype and months of anticipation, Game of Thrones finally returns with new episodes on Sunday, April 12 at 9 p.m. What can fans expect from this epic drama? Where will we find characters who were on the run when we last left them, such as Tyrion and Arya? What will life be like for the children of Tywin now that the most powerful man in King’s Landing is dead? 13 Great Game Of Thrones Insults! 1. Tyrion on Jaime – Season 1 View Photo “We have our differences, Jaime and I. He is braver; I am better looking.” 2. Tyrion vs. Cersei – Season 2 View Photo Cersei: “You know that you’re not half as clever as you think.” Tyrion: “That still makes me twice as clever as you.” 3. The Hound – Season 2 View Photo “F–k the Kingsguard; f–k the city; f–k the King!” Well put! 4. Bronn – Season 2 View Photo “There’s no cure for being a c–t.” Bronn speaks the truth. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Renly – Season 2 View Attachment (On Stannis) “Born amidst salt and smoke…Is he a ham?” 6. Jaime – Season 2 View Photo (To Brienne) “Has anyone ever told you you’re as boring as you are ugly?” 7. Ser Rodrik – Season 2 View Attachment “You have less honor than a back alley whore.” 8. Tyrion – Season 2 View Photo “I’m not questioning your honor…I’m denying its existence.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Brynden Tully – Season 3 View Attachment “I’ve seen wet s–ts I liked better than Walder Frey.” Grossest burn ever! 10. Tyrion vs. Cersei – Season 3 View Attachment “Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.” 11. Tywin – Season 3 View Photo “Any man who must say, ‘I am the king,’ is no true king.” 12. The Hound vs. Arya – Season 4 View Photo Arya: “Lots of people name their swords” The Hound: “Lots of c–ts.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Ygritte – Multiple Seasons View Photo “You know nothing, Jon Snow.” Sometimes the simplest burns are the best. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Great Game Of Thrones Insults! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… HBO has released the titles and official descriptions of the first three Season 5 episodes. So consider yourself SPOILER WARNED and scroll down for a look at what’s to come… Game of Thrones Season 5 Episode 1 : The Wars to Come (Sunday, April 12) Cersei and Jaime adjust to a world without Tywin. Varys reveals a conspiracy to Tyrion. Daenerys faces a new threat to her rule. Jon (Kit Harington) is caught between two kings. Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 2 : The House of Black and White (Sunday, April 19) Arya arrives in Braavos. Pod and Brienne run into trouble on the road. Cersei fears for her daughter’s safety in Dorne as Ellaria Sand seeks revenge for Oberyn’s death. Stannis tempts Jon. An advisor tempts Daenerys. Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 3: High Sparrow (Sunday, April 26) In King’s Landing, Queen Margaery enjoys her new husband. Tyrion and Varys walk the Long Bridge of Volantis. According to author George R.R. Martin, even book lovers will surprised by some of the big deaths ahead this spring. We can’t wat. 13 Hottest Women on Game of Thrones 13. Shae View Attachment It’s not hard to see what Tyrion sees in Shae. She’s a lover in a world full of fighters…and she’s good at what she does. 12. Osha View Attachment A little rough around the edges but we’re sure she cleans up well. Plus wildling sex is probablylike nothing you’ve ever imagined. 11. Sansa Stark View Attachment Sansa’s so hot we’re willing to forget that she once had a thing for Joffrey. in that sense, she’s basically the Selena Gomez of Westeros. 10. Ygritte View Photo If you’re into the badass chicks, Ygritte’s the one for you. Just know that if you skip out on her, it’ll probably be the last thing you do. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Gilly View Attachment Gilly’s got a lot on her plate, but even so…Sam could’ve done a lot worse in terms of traveling companions. 8. Melisandre View Attachment The night is dark and full of terrors…but it’s also full of impure thoughts about the Red Priestess. 7. Talisa Stark View Attachment Talisa was briefly married to Robb Stark. Fun fact: she’s played by Charlie Chaplin’s granddaughter! Not so fun fact: she died the most horrible death imaginable! 6. Margaery Tyrell View Attachment How do all the hottest women end up with King Douche, Joffrey? Actually, we guess it works that way in real life too. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Ros View Attachment Ros was the most beautiful prostitute in the North. Unfortunately, like Ned Stark, her decision to relocate to King’s Landing had tragic results. 4. Ellaria Sand View Attachment Ellaria Sand is one exotic Dornish beauty. We hear she’s newly single. 3. Cersei Lannister View Photo As hot as she is evil. Okay, she might be slightly more evil, but she’s still super hot. 2. Missandei View Attachment Missandei is so hot even eunuchs can’t look away. Now THAT’s an achievement. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 1. Daenerys Targaryen View Photo C’mon! You knew the Khaleesi was gonna come in at number one! That Daario Naharis is a lucky dude! The End. Up Next: ” 13 Hottest Women on Game of Thrones .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
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