Earlier today, we wrote about the Slurpee Doughnut and how this is a clear example of the incoming Apocalypse. And it still may be. But it turns out we have an even better example that proves the end of the world may be near: The Easter Bunny just got into a fight with the father of a one-year old girl! The incident went down at the Newport Centre mall in Jersey City, New Jersey, on Sunday, March 20. As you can see below, the brutal brawl took place after this toddler slipped out of the Easter Bunny's chair during a photo opportunity, according to city spokeswoman Jennifer Morrill, via The Associated Press. The father of the infant grew agitated and seemingly started shouting at the 22-year-old man dressed as the beloved holiday animal. Other mall patrons looked on, aghast, as the two men began to throw punches. A video of the incident shows the mall employee eventually took off his bunny mask and paws and starting hitting the parent in the face. A few onlookers attempt to intervene, but the on-duty bunny returned for a second round of fisticuffs. Morrill tells the AP that both men were taken to the hospital for minor injuries. No charges have been filed and police continue to investigate the situation. Check out the unexpected, hilarious, disturbing fight right here and now:
Later this week, Joe Giudice will report to prison to begin serving a 41-month sentence on bankruptcy fraud charges. While it’s likely a somber time in the Giudice household, Juicy Joe and his wife Teresa are reportedly doing their best to enjoy his final days of freedom. Last week, Teresa and Joe enjoyed a final date night before near their home in New Jersey. Over the weekend, they left the kids and the Bravo camera crews behind for one last road trip before Joe turns himself in. “Teresa and Joe went away to Virginia for the weekend,” a source close to the couple tells Radar Online. “They didn’t film over the weekend. They just made it into a special weekend especially since Joe is leaving.” The Giudices are back home in the Garden State now, but that doesn’t mean they’re done making the most of Joe’s last days on the outside. “Word is out there’s a goodbye party Monday night for Joe and only his closest friends will be attending,” says the source. Not only is Joe facing nearly four years behind bars, there’s a possibility that he’ll be deported to Italy after he completes his sentence. He reports to prison on Wednesday, so we might be in Joe’s final 48 hours as a free resident of the Jersey. We’re sure the whole state is absolutely crushed.
It’s been less than two months since Teresa Giudice was released from prison , but her family’s joy at having her back home has been short-lived. The problem is that next month, Teresa’s husband, Joe Giudice, will turn himself over to authorities to begin serving his own 41-month sentence . The family is already bracing itself for Joe’s departure, which of course will involve a Bravo camera crew and an emotional send-off that execs are hoping will translate to big ratings. Yes, thanks to the Giudices, pre-prison parties are the new weddings, and while the public is considerably less interested in Joe than Teresa, Real Housewives of New Jersey producers are still hoping that audiences will tune in to see Juicy Joe jet off to jail. “Joe doesn’t want a lot of hoopla as he goes in,” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online, adding that his last night as a free man will consist of “an intimate family dinner.” “The network hopes the tender family time will result in big ratings,” says the insider. We think they may be disappointed. Unless Teresa decides to finally confront Joe about cheating on her while she was in jail , we don’t think Juicy’s send-off will deliver the sort of dramatic fireworks that translate to a big audience. View Slideshow: 23 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates (and Everyone Else)
It’s been almost seven years since LeAnn Rimes left Dean Sheremet for Eddie Cibrian, and they’re both remarried now, so you would think the emotional scars would be more or less healed. At the very least, you’d think that Dean would be the one who’s still pissed, but apparently it’s LeAnn who just can’t move on from the whole messy affair. According to a letter obtained by In Touch , LeAnn was not happy when she learned that Dean makes a couple passing mentions about their life together in his new cookbook. The missive from her attorneys threatens Dean with legal consequences if he makes LeAnn look bad in any way. Dean says they have nothing to worry about, and correctly points out that he’s allowed to write about the events of his own life. “The lawyers wanted to know what details I included about LeAnn,” Sheremet tells the tabloid. “I just don’t get it. She already killed my happiness the first time around. [It’s like], ‘Move on already, LeAnn. I’ve moved on!’ “I worked very hard on this book and I’m proud of it. I’m on people’s radar because of my past with her. I can’t erase my past; I referred to it and was very respectful. I’m not the one who cheated.” Sheremet married Sarah Silver in 2011, and he’s mostly kept mum on the topic of his marriage to LeAnn. Our guess is Mrs. Rimes-Cibrian got tired of feuding with Brandi Glanville and decided to try a new foe on for size.
You’ll never guess who Teresa Giudice is voting for when it comes to President of the United States. Actually, you’ll totally guess. After all, one of the world’s worst reality stars is now on record as saying she’ll cast her vote for one of the world’s worst people. “Of course I’m going to vote for Donald Trump,” Giudice tells Andy Cohen in an interview that will air tonight on Bravo. “I think he’s amazing. I think he’ll make a great president.” We can’t make too much fun of Teresa, we suppose, because a whole lot of people (especially in New Hampshire) apparently share this same asinine opinion. And at least Giudice has a personal connection to Trump, having been a cast member on Celebrity Apprentice in 2012. When Teresa turned around and asked Cohen who he’ll be voting for, the Watch What Happens Live host said he wasn’t certain yet, but… “I’m pretty sure I’m not voting for Donald Trump.” This also might be a good time to mention that Teresa Giudice actually cannot vote for President until she completes her probation, per New Jersey law. So there’s one fewer vote for Trump! There’s still hope, people. View Slideshow: 23 Biggest Douchebags on Reality TV Giudice was released from the Danbury Federal Correctional Institution on December 23 after serving 11 months on fraud charges; her house arrest ended last Friday. Earlier this week, meanwhile, Bravo announced that she will be featured on The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7 , along with Melissa Gorga and Jacqueline Laurita. Here’s the first teaser for new episodes of that program, which will feature cameras capturing Giudice reuniting with her family after her release from jail. Because of course this was filmed for television, right? Teresa Giudice Comes Home: See Her Family Reunion!
We hope you’re ready to celebrate, because after weeks of anticipation, the big day is almost here. No, we’re not talking about Christmas; we’re talking about Teresa Giudice’s release from prison ! Months ago, we learned that Teresa would be released in time for the holidays , and now it looks like prison officials will keep their promise (without much time to spare), as several sources are reporting that she’ll be a free woman again on December 23. Teresa will have to live in a halfway house for at least 60 days, and her husband, Joe Giudice, will begin serving his 41-month sentence shortly thereafter, but for now, Teresa is worried more immediate problems. Namely, she’s concerned about the paparazzi that are sure to be lurking outside of Danbury Correctional Facility in anticipation of her release. “Photographers are expected to begin surrounding the premises ahead of the December 23 release,” an source close to the situation tells Radar Online. “Prison officials at Danbury Correctional Facility have been made aware that there even will be helicopters trying to get Teresa on camera coming out of there!” The insider says Teresa has been working with prison officials to arrange a secret escape route so that the paps won’t even know she’s been released. View Slideshow: 23 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates “Teresa doesn’t want this to turn into a media frenzy,” the source said. “While this is a very happy time for her, being released, Teresa is very grateful to the prison staff for being so professional during her time beyond bars. She doesn’t want her release to create chaos for them.” The insider says that Teresa doesn’t want to the subject of any unflattering candid shots while she’s leaving prison, and, of course, she;’s hoping to sell her first post-prison photos for big bucks. Never change, Teresa. never change. View Slideshow: 23 Celebs Who Did Time Behind Bars
It’s been nine months since Teresa Giudice went to prison for bankruptcy fraud. During that time, she’s managed to stay relevant (and cash in) by selling her prison photos , helping to broker a deal that allowed her husband and kids to land a Bravo special, and, of course, arranging for her return to the series that made her famous. Of course, like all prisoners, Teresa’s been mainly concerned with doing her time and getting out as soon as possible. Now, after a truly epic string of bad luck and worse decisions, things are finally starting to look up for Tre, as insiders say the controversial reality star will be home for the holidays . And with the exception of parole requirements (and the fact that Joe Giudice will begin a 41-month sentence soon after Teresa’s release), she’ll be permitted to return to everyday life as a mother of four: “Teresa won’t be required to go to a halfway house because that is typically for those that have been behind bars for a much longer term than the thirteen months Teresa will have served,” an insider tells Radar Online. “Individuals that go to a halfway house need assistance and to be monitored as they transition back into society. Teresa wasn’t sent away long enough for that to be an issue. “She is counting down the days until she will be reunited with the family for Christmas.” Of course, there will be one major change: Like other parolees, Teresa will be required to get a job. “Reality star” won’t cut it in this case, as the terms of her parole require that Teresa punch in and perform actual work every day, like the rest of us. Hilariously, her best option at this point seems to be the boutique that her sister-in-law/rival Melissa Gorga is opening in Monclair, New Jersey: “Teresa could absolutely work there,” the source says. “It would be a natural because both ladies will be filming for RHONJ. The show would get great footage of them working together.” Sounds like RHONJ is about to reclaim it’s place as the most drama-packed Housewives series.
So… Mellie and Cyrus are out of the White House. Rowen is in jail. And Quinn is holding a gun to Huck’s head. Just an update on where things stood as we kicked off Scandal Season 5 Episode 1 and strapped in for the latest dose of Shonda-inspired craziness. Watch Scandal Season 5 Episode 1 Online The premiere opened with Sally Langston (a self-described “true American”) updating viewers via her “Liberty Report.” We watched as Fitz hosted a state dinner in honor of Prince Richard of Caledonia marrying an Iowa farm girl named Emily, with Sally worried that it’s a ruse to butter up Queen Isabel in order to get a U.S. naval base built in Caledonia. But whatever, Sally. We weren’t paying attention your “Sodom and Gomorrah” warnings, not when your narration was being interspersed with HAWT Olitz sex scenes. Mellie, of course, was stewing when we saw her again, having been banished from the event due to an imaginary case of the flu. Mellie’s anger was not shocking, but this was: Olivia gets called to the scene of a horrible car crash, one that finds the new princess dead and the paparazzi snapping pictures of her corpse. Gladiators? Game. On. View Slideshow: Scandal Cast Through the Years Olivia and her team get hired to make the paparazzi photos disappear, though Prince Richard is the one who saves the day by posing for shots alongside Emily’s body in the morgue. However: who was the mysterious, helmet-wearing fake photographer who fled the scene? Cut to Mellie and Elizabeth not exactly making nice, with the latter winning this first round thanks to the following burn: I was never loyal to you … You don’t matter to me, and now you also don’t matter to the most powerful man on the face of the earth. But guess who does? Me. Things then get worse for Mellie when Fitz makes a cameo at her swearing-in ceremony (yay!), only to later serve her with divorce papers (boo! Well, yay for Olitz fans). Will Mellie sign them? Back to the crime at hand: David confirms Emily was murdered. Olivia and Quinn believe the Prince did it. But Fitz wants his naval base and wants to gloss over that troubling truth, which leads to a fight with his girlfriend. (Side note: Olivia eventually finds Huck holed up in her apartment waiting for her to “fix” him. Through tears, she tells him, “You need a much better plan than me.”) Ready for another bombshell? Emily was pregnant at the time of her accident, due to an affair with her bodyguard. Olivia delivers this news to the Queen, only to discover that she did it. “Not all fairy tales have happy endings,” she tells Liv in a likely bit of foreshadowing. The premiere concludes with Huck showing up at Jake’s door and also with Fitz and Olivia out on the Truman Balcony, considering going public with their affair. But Sally makes that choice for them, ending the episode by telling the world to forget the “rumors” surrounding the President and his mistress. These are “facts.” Go ahead and watch Scandal online if you missed the opener and get your first look below at Scandal Season 5 Episode 2 : Scandal Promo – “YES”
The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice is getting out of prison before you know it, and a good thing too for her libido. In the upcoming Bravo special about her time in jail , viewers will be treated to phone conversations between Teresa and Joe Giudice. Viewers will only see Joe, who is on camera; Teresa can be heard on the jail phone, presumably with subtitles added in post-production. During one call, Teresa pleads for phone sex, and Joe laughs it off. Maybe he’s just not that kinky? Not that into her anymore? Or it’s just not the right time? There are TV cameras two inches from his face. It gets worse/better. Teresa talks about creating a fantasy life behind bars , and how all she wants is to ride Joe ’til the cows come home. She was able to watch Magic Mike (it’s minimum security) and says she pictured Joe’s face on Channing Tatum’s body as he grinded. We don’t even know what to say other than that we’ll be looking at some Charlotte McKinney photos to cleanse our mental palette. As for whether she’s interested in getting any from the other “team” behind bars … Teresa says she has had no such interactions. Yet. She says she “hears plenty of it,” however, and we don’t doubt it. If there’s anything we know because we watch Orange is the New Black online , though, is that prison does crazy s–t to people sexually. We’re not saying she has to become a lesbian full time, but no one is judging people who experiment, and you do what you gotta do. The special airs October 11; Teresa gets out early next year.
Last week, we learned that a Joe Giudice reality show may be coming to Bravo. It was surprising news, as Joe only begrudgingly participated in The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but sources say that with their top breadwinner behind bars, the Giudices are broke , and the payday offered by producers was apparently desperately needed. The problem is, Joe was never exactly a fan favorite, and it seems Bravo execs are worried that no one will tune into a show that just focuses on Teresa’s widely-reviled house husband. So in order to secure the deal (and help provide for her family while she’s locked up), Teresa reportedly signed on to allow her phone conversations with her family to be featured in the series. Unfortunately, she may have taken a major risk by doing so. “Producers insisted that phone calls with Teresa be included in the footage,” a source tells Radar Online. “The family will be required to talk to Teresa on speaker phone, as well as to share any email correspondence they have with her. “Cameras will also be mounted to the car to get footage of their visits to the prison…There will be no cameras allowed inside the prison, and prison officials will be monitoring the situation to make sure Teresa continues to obey all the rules. “Failure to do so could result in her early release, scheduled for February 2016, to be nixed.” Yes, the length of Teresa’s sentence depends largely on testimony that will be provided by prison officials, and she’s reportedly been informed that the best thing she can do to secure an early release is keep her head down and draw as little attention to Danbury Correctional as possible. Teresa already sold her first prison photos to a tabloid, and now she’ll be participating in a sort of jailhouse documentary. Sounds like she’s taking some dumb risks for a little extra cash, which is pretty much what landed her behind bars in the first place. 13 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates 1. Table Flipping Fiend View Photo Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1. 2. The F–k Off Me! View Photo Do not put your hands on Teresa Giudice. Step the f–k off. 3. MOTHERF–KER!!! View Photo Teresa Giudice has to be held back in this classic Real Housewives of New Jersey Gif-able moment. 4. Bust You in the Eye With My 9mm View Photo Teresa Giudice and her associates do not mess around. Take heed. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Wahhh, You Threw a Table at Me View Photo Yes, Teresa Giudice threw a table at you, Danielle Staub. Why don’t you go cry about it. 6. Prostitution Whore View Photo Danielle, you had it coming, you dirty prostitution whore hooker harlot sex worker preson. 7. You F–king Stupid … View Photo Teresa Giudice certainly knows how to be blunt when a situation calls for it. 8. A Real Eye-Roller View Photo Teresa and Dina Manzo on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. They’re not impressed by something that appears to be a real eye-roller. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Are We Done? View Photo Teresa Giudice would like to know if you’re done talking. If not, hurry up and get done. 10. The Great Outdoors View Photo That’s about all she’ll be able to do in prison is lie around, so at least her hobbies fit in at Camp Cupcake. 11. Is ‘Bitch’ Better? View Photo Would you prefer that or stronger language? Teresa wants to know. 12. Mwwwwah View Photo Who knows what kind of booty Teresa Giudice has to kiss in prison. You gotta kick it or kiss it, if you know what we mean. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Anybody Home?! View Photo Not here, anyway. Teresa didn’t show a lot in the way of brains in recent years, hence her trip to the slammer. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
