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Thomas Markle: The Queen Should Have Invited Me to Archie’s Christening!

Over the weekend, the British Royal Family shared photos from baby Archie’s christening . It was a small and very formal ceremony, but one family member in particular was conspicuously absent. Meghan Markle’s awful dad was not invited, but he’s still speaking out about how much he’d have liked to go. Speaking to the Mail on Sunday , Thomas Markle opened up about whether he’d have attended his grandson’s christening. “I have been asked if I would have liked to have gone to Britain to see my new grandson being christened,” Thomas noted. He then furnishes anyone interested with elements of his own backstory. “I was an altar boy at age 12,” he recalls. “A confirmed member of the Queen’s church at age 14.” “And,” Thomas reminds the world. “Archie is my new grandson.” Thomas continues, explaining that there’s no question as to whether he’d have liked to have attended the ceremony. “Of course I would have enjoyed being there for the blessing,” Thomas affirms. He was, of course, not invited, for the same reason that he has missed so many family events. Thomas has not handled fame well — he speaks to the press and when he does so, he speaks impulsively. Even so, Thomas concludes by stating that he is “wishing Archie and his parents’ health and happiness.” Stunning photographs from the christening were shared on social media. “This morning, The Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s son, Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor was christened,” the caption began. The caption detailed: “in the Private Chapel at Windsor Castle at an intimate service officiated by the Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby.” “The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are so happy to share the joy of this day with members of the public,” the caption praised. The caption noted: “who have been incredibly supportive since the birth of their son.” “They thank you for your kindness,” the post expressed. “In welcoming their first born and celebrating this special moment.” “Their Royal Highnesses feel fortunate to have enjoyed this day with family and the godparents of Archie,” the caption continued. “Their son, Archie, was baptised wearing the handmade replica of the royal christening gown,” the post revealed. This was a particular gown “which has been worn by royal infants for the last 11 years.” “The original Royal Christening Robe, made of fine Honiton lace lined with white satin, was commissioned by Queen Victoria in 1841,” the caption added. “And,” the post continued, that gown was “first worn by her eldest daughter.” “It was subsequently worn for generations of Royal christenings, including The Queen, her children and her grandchildren,” the caption explains. This went on “until 2004, when The Queen commissioned this handmade replica.” The post concludes by explaining that the Queen did this “in order for the fragile historic outfit to be preserved, and for the tradition to continue.” Thomas would have enjoyed attending the ceremony, and we don’t doubt that, under other circumstances, he would have been welcome. But he has spent too long blabbing to any tabloid that will take the time to listen to him. His words are of interest, so the tabloids are not to blame for publishing his interviews. It is Thomas’ responsibility to keep quiet and prove that he can be trusted. Since he refuses to do that, Meghan has had no choice but to cut off contact. It’s a real shame. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: 19 Cruelest Things Her Own Family Has Said About the Duchess

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Jessica Chastain’s New Mom Post Pregnancy Body of the Day

Jessica Chastain recently revealed to the world that she has a 7 month old daughter that she had through surrogate because why do things the natural way when you are rich…she didn’t actually get pregnant, but I’ve seen Handmaid’s Tale and I know how the mom’s try to make the Handmade’s story their story…typical non committal obnoxious celebs trying to play new mom when it’s convenient despite not actually pushing a baby through her cunt…or housing it in her body cuz that would get in the way of work. When I first read the story, I assumed she was Christina Hendricks, I confuse the two all the fucking time, and when assuming it was Christina Hendricks with the 7 month old kid, I was like “of course she finally had a kid, she’s been pregnant her entire career, it’s how she keeps her milk filled tits”… But before making a fool of myself amongst my peers, my friends, you….I caught my confusion and realized it was the other one…Chastain….who I guess just didn’t want to ravage her pussy and would rather have a stand in hired help do it for her…because these celebs are rich and lazy and don’t even need to do their own pregnancies anymore… The post Jessica Chastain’s New Mom Post Pregnancy Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kim Kardashian Hired a Personal Stylist and Tailor For North West?!

We all know Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are intent on turning their barely-one-year-old daughter into the greatest fashionista the world has ever known.  Whether they’re taking North West to a runway show in Paris or dolling in her up in all black goth-Yeezus garb, Nori gets daily lessons in Fabulous in hopes that she’ll strut right from Sesame Street to Rodeo Dr. Hey, some parents want their daughter to grow up to be president, Kim and Kanye want theirs to lounge around in expensive clothes for a living, just like mom. But even with that career goal in mind, we think the Wests may be rushing things a bit: “Kim has hired North West her own personal tailor whose sole job is to make mini versions of Kim’s designer outfits and ensure that they always coordinate,” a source tells Grazia magazine. “The tailor, who is also paid to work as North’s stylist, works with Kanye and Kim’s styling team to create the toddler’s personal looks.” Personal looks? The only style a statement a toddler should be making is, “Hey, look how much spaghetti sauce I managed to get in my hair.” We already knew North has a gold toilet in her room, but somehow Kim and Yeezy have managed to out-crazy themselves with this one. We can’t wait until the day North takes her handmade Kim and Kanye dolls to her therapist’s office and stomps the stuffing out of them.  20 Totally Adorable North West Photos 1. Morning, Kim and Nori! It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

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In Out Of Pocket Ice Cream News: Ben & Jerry’s Apologizes For “Lin-Sanity” Fortune Cookie Flavor… Racist, Or Racistly Delicious?

When will the Linsation end? In a rush to hop on the Jeremy Lin bandwagon, Ben & Jerry’s released a new frozen yogurt flavor last week in honor of rising Knicks star (and Harvard grad) Jeremy Lin. The limited edition “Taste The Lin-Sanity” flavor was only sold for a few days in their Harvard Square location before controversy arose over the inclusion of “fortune cookie pieces: After initially replacing the first batches, the company has now formally and directly apologized: “We offer a heartfelt apology if anyone was offended by our handmade Lin-Sanity flavor,” they said in a statement. “We are proud and honored to have Jeremy Lin hail from one of our fine, local universities and we are huge sports fans,” Ben & Jerry’s said in the news release. “Our intention was to create a flavor to honor Jeremy Lin’s accomplishments and his meteoric rise in the NBA, and recognize that he was a local Harvard graduate. We try (to) demonstrate our commitment as a Boston-based, valued-led business and if we failed in this instance we offer our sincere apologies.” Initially, the flavor was a mix of vanilla frozen yogurt, lychee honey swirls and the fortune cookie pieces—those have since been replaced by waffle cookies, a decision which Ryan Midden, Ben & Jerry’s general manager for Boston and Cambridge, had said was only made because “a couple of [pints] got returned because the cookies got so soggy.” But in the wake of the ESPN “chink in the armor” headline controversy, the Asian American Journalists Association (AAJA) released a handy guide to the media advising them not to use certain kinds of language or make certain connections with Lin just for the easy puns. Do you think the flavor is racist or have people become too politically correct when it comes to all things Linsanity? Source Twitter More On Bossip! Smackdown! The Chris Brown/CM Punk Feud Is Getting Pretty Intense! “I Will Choke You” And Breezy Responds! Can’t Get It Up: 10 Foods That Might Be Choking The Life Out Of Your…Libido Tell ‘Em Why You Mad: Janet “Aunt Viv” Hubert Writes An Open Letter To Wendy Williams Blaming Her For Whitney Houston’s Downfall Cake Cake Cake Cake! The Stars With The Wildest Birthday Parties

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