Sure these pictutres of Amber Heard aren’t some dominatrix inspired shit in a fashion mag, or some bikini scenes from Rum Diaries, where she looked amazing the entire time…and maybe seeing a bitch in a not so revealing outfits not something you can jerk off to…but for some of you who like cars, and the bitches who drive them, I figured these would be pornographic enough for you….. I mean talk about spending her celebrity money wisely, I’m tired of seeing famous bitches with millions in the bank driving 15,000 dollar environment friendly shit boxes…. I like seeing some power under the foot of some slut I want to fuck despite her claims of being lesbian….or did she say bi….who knows, we’ll have to ask her publicist since that’s what I think that was all about…getting noticed and it worked…. Look at her now…
At first I thought she was buying watermelon, and I was like what a fucking racist, in her hustle to make people think she’s black, she’s pullign out the stereotype, you know like next stop the fried chicken joint, before spending a night on the stoop rapping in the projects, before balling out at the club poppin bottles for white chicks, kinda thing. But then I realized she was shopping at Whole Foods and there’s nothing whiter than that….At least she’s keeping it real in tight denim shorts…. A little known fact about me is that I love the grocery store for scoping out pussy…sure I like scoping out pussy everywhere, but just seeing the foods a bitch buys tells you so much about how lonely she is, and how desperately she needs to get fucked….and even what her shit will smell like when you fuck her up the ass…It’s a great place for erotica….it’s the simple things in life…best things in life are free….kinda thing… Here’s Halle Berry trying to live up to my expectations…
Here is Amber Rose big on the beach, showing off her fat ass and big titties, letting the world watch her draw attention to herself to further solidify her celebrity as being the rappers’ pussy…. I wouldn’t expect anything more from a bottom feeding pig….the poor man’s Kim Kardashian….is still less irritating than Kim Kardashian…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t its that I have no problem with this bitch, I get her hustle and it’s probably better for the soul than stripping. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow this Link
Pamela Anderson is brave. Not only does she still have the confidence to leave her house despite the world knowing she’s nothing but a dirty, diseased whore…Not only does she get herself on bottom feeding TV shows and goes to events and still lives in California trying to get work…..but she also still wears little white shorts like her cervix doesn’t dircharge horrible colored and smelling muscus that stains fucking white pants….like any girl who happened to get her period in a pair of white pants…it’s horrifying…and the only justification for this is that when she got her latest set of implants, she got her vagina sewed the fuck up or maybe she’s just got a few pairs of waterproof panties or that she’s shoved a role of gauze up there to prevent and Mexican Oil Spill caliber leaks…. Here she is doing some bullshit for PETA saving a bird cuz she’s vegan and needs something she thinks is important to associate herself with….cuz being a part of something make you feel less alone even if they are just using her for her celebrity…. Pics via Fame
I love Mila Kunis and always will, I can even look past the fact that she’s still with that kid from Home Alone , so put her in a cowboy hat and some slutty outfits and I’m all over it. Here she is in the latest issue of GQ magazine looking like the kind of woman I could marry if I had money, a real job and wasn’t obsessed with celebrity boobs. Although, her celebrity boobs would probably fill my needs for at least the next ten years. After that who knows, but I’m pretty sure implants are the traditional tenth anniversary gift anyway so it should be fine. Enjoy.
On The City this week, Roxy Olin and Whitney Port went on a work trip to Miami, while Olivia and Erin traveled there as well for Elle . What an amazing coincidence! Below, The Hollywood Gossip staff members break down events on the new episode of The Hills spinoff, awarding and deducting points as we deem appropriate … Plus 9 out of the gate for Kelly Cutrone b!tch slapping (figuratively) Roxy Olin in a meeting
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