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Barney Creator’s Son: Arrested for Attempted Murder

Posted on January 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love you, you love me. We’re now a scandalous family… In news that is most definitely not meant for children, Patrick Leach – the 27-year old son of the woman who created everyone’s favorite purple dinosaur – has been arrested for attempted murder. According to TheAcorn.com, Leach is accused of shooting a man in the chest on January 9. Few other details, including motive, are available at this time – but authorities say they have come across evidence that connects Leach to the crime. He was arrested in Agoura Hills, California, while the victim was treated at the hospital and is expected to recover. Patrick is the child of Sheryl Leach, the founder of Barney & Friends . He is now free on $1 million bail.

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Manti Te’o Girlfriend Bobblehead Day: Right or Wrong?

Posted on January 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know what they say: don’t let a ridiculous marketing opportunity about a Heisman Trophy finalist’s fake girlfriend go to waste. The Florence Freedom, an independent minor league baseball team, announced last night that it would hold Manti Te’o Girlfriend Bobblehead Day on May 23, a promotion that will include: Empty boxes of bobblehead dolls. A kiss cam for fans to smooch their imaginary friends. An air guitar contest. Freedom general manager Josh Anderson said the event is a great way to generate “buzz” for the season, adding of any controversy that might arise: “I don’t know who we’d be offending. It would just be isolated to the guy who made his season based off this story.” Unless a new report is accurate, Te’o was a victim and Ronaiah Tuiasosopo is behind the scam. What do you think? A Manti Te’o Girlfriend Bobblehead Day is… Hilarious! Inappropriate! View Poll »

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Halle Berry in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Halle Berry lives….and she’s black like Halle Berry…which isn’t black at all…you know since she was raised white, never met her dad, and may have been called names growing up because she was the different one in her highschool, like the fat chick she got teased, before going to Hollywood and living the rich famous girl life and has no idea what the plight of the black man is, yet she is marketed as though she does and the whole thing would offend me, if she didn’t have some rockin tits, even in her old age….Awesome…. TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW This Link

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Topless Candice Swanepoel Modeling of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love Candice Swanepoel…clothed our unclothed….despite ignoring all my advances and love letter on Instagram…because I assume she’s not a romantic…or just playing hard to get….but deep down she knows we are connected at the soul…I mean there is just so much passion on my end, that she’s gotta be feeling some of this…said the inner stalker in me….but truth be told, I’m lazy as fuck, uninterested as fuck, and have never been hung up on a girl…I just like looking at this bitch…she’s easy on the eyes….. I figure if I keep on repeating myself when it comes to loving her…maybe it will reach her telepathically…. TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW This Link

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Laura Vandervoort Hates DrunkenStepfather.com of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Not only does Lauren Vandervoort have a nerd name, you know one that sounds like a Harry Potter Character, something that probably makes her nerd fans cum faster as they chronically masturbate competitively over pics of her on chat room and obscure social networks when they are not making plans for their imaginary wedding to her….but apparently..she also hates drunkenstepfather….they all do….. If that’s not arrousing enough for you, here are pics of her for Esquire looking good……

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Cat Wants Lid To Stay Closed

Posted on August 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Miku is insisting that the lid stay closed. I think we should trust her on this one. via Daily Picks and Flicks, Tastefully Offensive & The Daily What Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Laughing Squid Discovery Date : 29/08/2011 19:09 Number of articles : 2

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Goodbye Irene! Mike Bloomberg Now Relaxed Enough to Joke With Imaginary Twitter Self.

Posted on August 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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A super-meta, bilingual exchange featuring both traditional and social media. Translation: Everything’s going to be okay. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : MediaMemo Discovery Date : 29/08/2011 20:47 Number of articles : 2

Goodbye Irene! Mike Bloomberg Now Relaxed Enough to Joke With Imaginary Twitter Self.

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Tila Tequila In A Classy See Through Outfit

Posted on April 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks as though Tila Tequila has gotten over the heartbreak of miscarrying her imaginary baby and the loss of her pretend lesbian bride and has gone back to her old familiar slutty ways. Here she is showing some skin in a see through dress at the Howard Stern studios the other day. This chick is all class, and who’s she trying to kid? Everyone knows there’s no such thing as a blond asian, they’re like unicorns, they only exist in fairy-tales and pornos.

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Vanessa Hudgens Struggles in Stupid Heels of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 2 Comments

I have a thing for short legged bitches wearing the most ridiculous heels to try to make their anatomy seem like it’s long and lean…It’s the only tool they have to compensate for their short comings, because there is no surgery for leg lengthening and bitches are stuck with what’s they’ve been given and there’s no hiding from that….this is the only fuckin’ way to compensate, but as time goes on and long thin legs become more and more important, it seems like the heels get higher and higher until they reach the Vanessa Hudgens level of circus performing as she struggles down the stairs and the whole thing is funny enough for me. and possibly erotic to those of you who like watching your neighbor’s teen daughters play dress up in their backyard walking down their imaginary runway in their mom’s heels all awkward and shit….she should just stick to talking pictures of her overgrown pubic hair for her boyfriends like she did last year, that was her peak….