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Bella Thorne Working It for Coconut Water in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think it’s safe to say that the most important thing to happen this past weekend and arguably the year in Hollywood pussy is Bella Thorne… I don’t know if this is a product placement or ad for Coconut water, but I am going to assume that it is, since the product is all over this staged paparazzi bikini shoot, making this actual prostituting rather than just attention whoring….and when a girl is getting paid to run around in a skimpy bikini, doing booty shelf selfie poses she’s practiced on her own, so that you can practically see her asshole and bush…makes her almost magical… I love her body, I love her hustle, I love how she’s taken over social media, I love how shameless she is, I love how she’s doing instagram better than instagram whores and is booking more and more acting jobs as an it girl…. But most importantly, I love that this is what celebrity is about now…shameless, low hanging fruit, half nakedness to get an audience to pitch to brands and movie producers…because social media finally caught up with how perverted and sex obsessed voyeurs and exhibitionists humans are…. I remember when people pretended to be wholesome, classy, and jerking off to them was impossible because they were always clothed…. Look at things now..way more convenient for our laziness…feed me what I want to see…and that’s less of her latch on sister – and more of Bella Throne and her 40 year old fit mom body… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Working It for Coconut Water in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dan Bilzerian: Shady Business Dealings Exposed?

Posted on August 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The most important thing you need to know about Dan Bilzerian it’s that the guy is constantly surrounded by gorgeous, scantily-clad women. The second most important thing you need to know is that he’s insanely rich. (Hence all the gorgeous, scantily-clad women.) Of course, Bilzerian lives a high-profile life thanks to wacky shenanigans like throwing porn stars off his roof and running for president , and with all that attention comes scrutiny. Many of Bilzerian’s 12 million Instagram followers have vocally wondered how the hell he got to be so wealthy, and the 34-year-old playboy has always responded that he earned his cash as a professional poker player. If that explanation sounds like BS, well…that’s because it probably is. The folks at Vice magazine did some digging, and it turns out the Bilzerian fortune may be built around criminal wheelings and dealings that started before Dan was even born: “One other reason Dan Bilzerian has made so much money: He had a ton of it to begin with. And that money wasn’t exactly clean. “Public records reveal that Dan Bilzerian has been a party to a byzantine network of corporations, companies, and other business formulations designed to protect the assets of his white-collar criminal father Paul Bilzerian from the government, and that the 34-year-old Instagram star has been a beneficiary of trusts established by his old man in the ’90s – at a time when dad owed tens of millions of dollars to the feds.” So there you have it. Next time you’re feeling jealous of Bilzerian’s life of personal fireworks displays and mysterious STD drama , just remember: It’s not your fault that you’re not as successful. It’s your parents’ fault for not taking up lives of white collar crime.

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Nina Agdal’s Panties on a Bike While Smoking of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve seen Nina Agdal in person. She’s a bit of a monster. She’s also a drunken, probably drugged up wreck, who is rude, and who walks around Miami like she’s the most important thing in Miami, because compared to the other attention whores who live in Miami, she probably is, I mean she’s actually done Sports Illustrated swimsuit, while the other ones just do staged paparazzi… That said, here she is riding her bike, exposing her panties as her dead vagina grinds up against the bike seat, in what would make you want to sniff the seat, especially in the hot Miami weather…all while smoking a cigarette…and to think I thought this girl had Downs Syndrome or some other disorder….while she’s actually so talented all proven by the multi-tasking… Either way, not exciting, but it happened…I’d just expect more spread vagina out of this bottom feeder who is already starting to get old as fuck and who should really just secure that sugar daddy she’s probably already milking hard…right… She’s the worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessa Hinton’s Pizza Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Jessa Hinton (@jessahinton) on Jan 1, 2015 at 4:56pm PST Jessa Hinton is a Playboy chick, and she has been involved in what is probably the single most viral bikini in the history of bikinis, because every one loves pizza, it is the most viral of foods ever and everyone loves bikinis, it’s the most viral of clothing girls can take pics of themselves wearing…and everyone loves fake titty girls who look like they could have virusees thanks to college party gangbangs, and mean producers who promised them everything… All this to say, Jessa Hinton….is officially relevant…and all it took was a pizza bikinis…she’s the Emily Ratajkowski of 2015…. All this to say, this is the most important thing to happen all day…far more important than Cameron Diaz’s marriage…or all the has-beens still in bikinis I’ve posted and seen posted around the internet…this is what matters.

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Micaela Schafer Does Halloween of the Day

Posted on October 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You probably don’t know who Micaela Schafer, even though she’s an angel sent from heaven left in Germany to fame whore in the best way possible…by getting totally fucking naked… She’s done this a bunch of times the last few years, it’s pretty desperate but she’s either 30 or older and I guess she figured she’s got naked for free all these years, she might as well do it to help build up her brand… So she started getting invited to events where she would dress up – or dress down to get some buzz, she got addicted to the coverage and continues to bring it…and to me, she’s the most important thing out of Germany or even Europe right now…because she brings hope that all the other failed actors and models and strippers will do the same nonsense using their contacts they’ve made – because I like this titty in public cry for attention…it’s the level of desperation and pathetic I can get off to, especially since she’s a babe.

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Barbara Palvin Sucking Popsicles for Guy Aroch of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There were once rumours that Barbara Palvin was dating Bieber, when she did her first Victoria’s Secret Fashion show at 18, because Victoria’s Secret wanted to cover up the fact that the model who actually banged Bieber was Miranda Kerr, married mom on the gold digger program – with clearly and present perversion…it was bad for the brand… But I’ve heard that Barbara Palvin is more into the black dudes, the pro athletes…and really I don’t even know why I know that, it’s not like I keep track of 21 year old Hungarian models…I just like them when they are naked…or half naked…or I guess channelling the 70s sucking popsicles…because it reminds me of a simpler time…I’m just bummed that when doing this 70s shoot, no bush was exposed in the process, because bush is the most important thing that happened int he 70s, at least according to me, who can’t even look at a vagina – unless it is wearing a furry pubic hair hat….

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Meet Joy Corrigan And Charlotte McKinney

Posted on February 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s time for my favorite regular feature on the site: your daily dose of No-name Hotties in Bikinis. I don’t know anything about either of these two, Joy Corrigan and Charlotte McKinney , let alone which is which. And yeah, I know I could look all that up, but it would ruin the mystique. Also, I’m lazy. And besides, I already know the most important thing I need to know about these two: I could be a very happy blogger spending the rest of my days as the tuna in this hottie sandwich. » view all 15 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Jo Parker is a New Amazing Glamour Model of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jo Parker is a brand new Titty model for the UK Glamour model scene and we like titty models, especially when they are brand new, un-tarnished and amazing, cuz they do this very important thing I call, show their titties. Now I don’t care what went wrong in their lives, or what their career goals are, or why they decided they need to get topless, whether it is revenge on an ex, or a dad or just because they are fun loving, free spirited girls who look good and the opportunity presented itself…cuz ultimately being paid to show tit is not a bad thing…it’s an amazing thing, a beautiful thing, a natural thing even when fake thing…and I endorse her and her new found career and so should you…