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The Gossip Girl Wit & Wisdom Index: The Man Who Wasn’t There

Posted on September 21, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Before diving into the very-good-pretty-great second episode of Gossip Girl , a bit of housekeeping. Because of a severe lack of product, The Gossip Girl Pun Index is going on indefinite hiatus. In its stead, however, find the new and improved Gossip Girl Wit & Wisdom Index, because no one doles out weekly wit and wisdom like Gossip Girl herself. Everyone wins! Click ahead for some thoughts on “Double Identity” and you just might learn something too.

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For Your Consideration: 4 Minutes of Piranha 3D-Related Oscar Jokes

Posted on August 17, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Finally, some Piranha 3D marketing you can enjoy without wanting to take a decontamination shower afterward! What stands a good chance of being the goriest movie of the summer opens Friday and that means Harvey Weinstein is only days away from planting the seeds for one of his patented, ” Best Penis Being Gobbled and Spit Out in 3D ” Oscar campaigns. Wait, huh?

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Jessica vs. Alexis vs. Emmy: Who’d You Rather?

Posted on June 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Jessica Szohr , Alexis Bledel , Emmy Rossum , Beauty ” Gossip Girl ” star Jessica Szohr , former ” Gilmore Girls ” chick Alexis Bledel and ” Poseidon ” actress Emmy Rossum posed together at the same event in NYC on Tuesday. Question is … Read more

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Would You Do…This On-Again Gossip Couple?

Posted on June 4, 2010 by | Leave a comment

If there’s one thing young H’wood types excel at, it’s using their personal lives to generate buzz for projects. One crowd of T-town up-and-comers is definitely perfecting…

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Stars, Fashion Come Out for Sex and the City 2 Premiere

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The stars of Sex and the City 2 graced the red carpet in New York City last night at the premiere of their highly anticipated sequel. But let’s be honest: the true attraction at this event (and the movie itself, for many fans) was the fashion on display. Sarah Jessica Parker donned a fluorescent yellow Valentino gown at Radio City Music Hall, while John Corbett went with a Ralph Lauren Black Label suit. Purchase these looks for yourself in our THG Style Store and decide below who looked best… [Photos: Splash News] Click on the images above and let us know: Which star’s fashion shined the brightest at the event?

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Costume Institute Gala Bitches in Evening Gowns of the Day

Posted on May 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If bitches in evening gowns are porn to you, then you’ll be happy that Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Taylor Swift, Rosario Dawson, Gisele, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Kristen Stewart, Kate Bosworth, Kristen Stewart, Kirsten Dunst, Maggie Grace, Ivanka Trump, Donatella Versace, Gwen Stefani, Alex Chung, Eva Mendes, Chanel Iman, Elizabeth Banks, Eva Longoria, Emmy Rossum, Padma Lakshmi, Alba, Kate Hudson, J.Lo, Demi Moore, Jessica Szohr and her pose, Sienna Miller, Jessica Biel, Rachel Bilson, Mila Kunis, Christina Hendricks, Oprah, Harry Potter’s Girlfriend and other bitches I don’t care about all wore evening gowns to some event called Costume Instute Gala…..something I wasn’t invited to, will never be invited to, but would consider standing outside begging for change, cuz all this pussy in attendance is rich….. Unfortunately, evening gowns aren’t porn to me, they are too class, conservative and don’t show off enough pussy lip or penetration so I’m guess I just wasted my time with this….so I fucking hope at least one of you can jerk off to at least one of these pictures… Pics via Fame

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Georgia May Jagger is the Body of Hudson Jeans of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For those of you who used to excited watching Mick Jagger’s lips on the mic, not because you were a huge fan of his music, but because you loved how good his lips would be for sucking dick, but didn’t want to tell anyone, because despite being very tainty and flamboyant, Mick Jagger is still a dude…. Well his daughter with Jerry Hall, Georgia May Jagger, seems to have inherited the lips you’ve dreamt were on a girl and like all full lipped girls I am hooked…I don’t even care how fat, ugly, awkward looking a bitch is, if her lips are jacked, I’m ready to react in a dirty way… Just yesterday I was stuck behind this pig of a woman at a coffee shop and I was looking at her wondering how a woman can end up that sloppy as she ordered her piece of cake and hot chocolate with extra whipped cream, then she turned around and I saw her face and her lips were as fat as her disgusting ass and I was in love….not that it matters….. Either way, she’s another celebrity daughter who has decided to use her famous parents as leverage to become a “model” cuz being a model is apparently the best job in the world cuz you get paid large amounts of money for doing nothing….and it’s easy to get work cuz all the fashion designers book famous kids cuz it’s affordable and makes them feel as high profile as booking the actual famous people…and none of that matters…what does matter is she’s half naked. They also have Video of the Shoot – To Check It Out Follow This Link GO

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Jesse James and the Genius Career Move of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last time I checked – most of Hollywood are Jews and Jews really don’t ever find Nazi jokes funny. Even the disconnected self-hating Jews have issues dressing up and dancing around the room like they were Hitler or even laughing at the guy they gave a TV show doing the shit under any context even if it’s a party game, except maybe if it was a movie where Hilter is just being represented for historical reasonso….So I can assume this is career suicide in terms of his TV career…. Last time I checked – most divorce Lawyers are Jews and Jews don’t really like representing Nazis, but I guess since Lawyers are a different breed of human who understand a high profile case that will lead to more business whether the client is a Nazi, a murderer, a child rapist or not…. See, I am not affected by this shit, but even I know it’s a stupid fucking joke. Sure, he wasn’t affected by WWII and it’s a funny taboo thing to joke about when you have no skill at making jokes, especially amongst your hardcore tattooed up punk rock friends…the same friends who were skinheads in the 80s and who haven’t dropped the “Fuck the World” attitude….. He’s not Jewish, so he doesn’t really give a fuck about offending his grandmother who is a survivor and I am sure it wasn’t even his intention…he was probably just mocking Hitler cuz someone had the hat lying around not thinking a picture would ever be taken or released. Just a stupid decision…. I’m just waiting for the Sandra Bullock Nazi photos to surface cuz you know when these two first met she was trying to suck up to him and fit in with him any way she could….I would love for it to hit so people realize what their American Sweetheart really is…a Nazi fucking cunt….cuz I am tired of everyone falling into her marketing trap…there is no way she’s this nice, all american girl you see in the movies…we don’t know her…we see what they want us to see… Either way, dude is an idiot who doesn’t know how to cover his ass. He made himself look bad last week and now he’s made himself look real bad…and this is career suicide at its best….

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Jessica Szohr Bikini Top for OP of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought this Jessica Szohr chick was on 90210 so I have been avoiding her as I want that shit to go bankrupt faster than it took some idiot exec to come up with the idea of “hey, let’s do a modern version of 90210 and keep some of the same characters, since it worked in Canada with Degrassi, hell let’s even hire one of the girls from Degrassi”. I find bottom-feeding ideas, and bottom-feeding shows, lure in bottom-feeding actors like Annalynne McCord who reminds us of that daily and I like to avoid promoting them…. But today I took the time to google this Jessica Szohr bitch, mainly because I pronounce her name as Jessica SORE, which is possibly hot, you know like a sore pussy from getting fucked hard, but reminds me more of a sore on her pussy from getting fucked hard by dirty cock….and it turns out she’s actually on Gossip Girl…. I don’t know how I’m going to forgive myself for making that mistake, but in my defense, up until a month ago, I thought Gossip Girl and 90210 were the same show, and so did the execs who created them…. Either way, she did a campaign for Ocean Pacific, a line that’s gone Walmart in Canada since it’s revival from it’s 80s surfing prime…but she’s in a bikini top and showing off her young looking body hard enough to make me ignore how bad this photoshoot is, but more importantly how bad her nose looks in them…. See bikini tops are good enough for me…I’m easy…and I’m pretty sure she is too…that’s the only way to make it in Hollywood…remember that aspiring actresses I meet in bars who I tell I’m a producer who can make them famous….