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Ashley Smith and the Craziest Cameltoe Ever of the Day

Ashley Smith is old now…she’s been around for at least 10 years. I assume she is still a TRUMP model, and that by contract voted Trump in the election, it’s part of the contract….not that they ever got her any real work…but she was the busty hipster who lived off her modeling all these years…and recently her career from being a hipster model with tits to a mainstream SI model with tits – not that SI is a big deal, but she’s not really hot enough to be in SI, even if SI is the same magazine that features obese women, since they just care for the tits….she also did non nude playboy….but as it turns out her beach day – gnarly fucking cameltoe with her white bikini bottoms jacked nicely up her twat…like the thing hasn’t eaten for weeks…brings back fond memories of so many things this nostalgic time of year, like staring at my friend’s sister’s twat in a white bikini when we where 18….the day I learned the power of a white bikini….and I guess to a time when Ashley Smith wasn’t doing anything as a model – and would interract with me on social media…those were the best days of my life….and now all I’ve got is this brilliant cameltoe..and that’s good enough for me… The post Ashley Smith and the Craziest Cameltoe Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Nipple Joshua Jackson Sucked on of the Day

Diane Kruger is some German showing her nipple which is something that I guess is pretty European, but I like the thing of Germans as more robotic. You know automated pragmatic people who follow the systems in place because it just makes sense…until they’re at the Berliner whore house, fetish club, getting shit on…as these german women do… So seeing a German nipple, not part of a job, or seduction process during Nazi germany is just weird, throw in the reminder that Joshua Jackson suckled this tit, and it becomes weirder… She must be an actor, this smile is so not German of her…where is the gold distant “get into the gas chamber” look of authority I’d expect from a german…right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post The Nipple Joshua Jackson Sucked on of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fabolous Buries The Competition On New Mixtape

Fab rounds out his There Is No Competition mixtape series with third installment, in Mixtape Daily . By Rob Markman Fabolous Photo: MTV News Main Pick Headliners : Fabolous and DJ Drama Representing : Brooklyn, New York Mixtape : There Is No Competition III: Death Comes in 3’s Real Spit : Funeral Fab takes no days off — not even Christmas. On Sunday while many were celebrating the holidays with family, Fabolous decided to gift-wrap his latest mixtape and release it online as a free download. There Is No Competition III: Death Comes in 3’s is the third installment of the popular series that Fab and DJ Drama started in 2008. “The theme of There Is No Competition III, it has the subtitle Death Comes in 3’s, which plays along in the trilogy of this tape,” Fab told Mixtape Daily . The death-themed tape doesn’t disappoint. On “Black City,” Fabolous dons appropriate mourning attire and rides Tyga’s “Rack City” beat to take shots at his rap competitors. The killing spree continues on the Lloyd Banks-assisted “Get Down or Lay Down” when F-A-B-O spits, “Money over bitches, dirt on top of bitch, n—as/ Put you in ya place, it happens to be a ditch, n—a.” The Street Fam general calls upon more rap comrades on “B.E.T,” which features Styles P and Jadakiss, and then again on “Unf—witable” with Red Caf

Late Night Highlights: Watch Vintage Paul Rudd Dance in a Yellow Half-Tux

Before “making it,” Paul Rudd earned money on the Bar Mitzvah circuit by dancing in a yellow half tux. No kidding! And David Letterman produced the video to prove it. Elsewhere, Stephen Colbert officially won Twitter (and told off Matt Damon), Jon Stewart slammed Jay Leno and Jack Black revealed the secret to his rock solid marriage.

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REVIEW: How Do You Know Has Moments of Genius — But Too Many Cell Phones

A hanging statement rather than a question, the unpunctuated title of James L. Brooks’s How Do You Know is an apt reflection of the film’s amble toward a theory, in lieu of an answer. The subject, needless to say, is love: What’s the secret? Is there an algorithm yet? How, when one meets a new person, is it possible to separate emotional temperatures — where circumstance, experience, and need have led each of you to be in that exact moment — and access what true baseline there might be between you? And if it is possible, is it useful? Abandoning analysis for instinct hardly seems like the thing: The rhetoric of instant connections — clicking, chemistry, sparks — feels random and unreliable; the more acquisitive approach — involving checklists, potential, dealbreakers — is bloodless and overdetermined. To be a vampire, and at least have a few clear guidelines about letting the right one in!

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REVIEW: How Do You Know Has Moments of Genius — But Too Many Cell Phones

A hanging statement rather than a question, the unpunctuated title of James L. Brooks’s How Do You Know is an apt reflection of the film’s amble toward a theory, in lieu of an answer. The subject, needless to say, is love: What’s the secret? Is there an algorithm yet? How, when one meets a new person, is it possible to separate emotional temperatures — where circumstance, experience, and need have led each of you to be in that exact moment — and access what true baseline there might be between you? And if it is possible, is it useful? Abandoning analysis for instinct hardly seems like the thing: The rhetoric of instant connections — clicking, chemistry, sparks — feels random and unreliable; the more acquisitive approach — involving checklists, potential, dealbreakers — is bloodless and overdetermined. To be a vampire, and at least have a few clear guidelines about letting the right one in!

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