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Here Are The Biggest Reveals From Google’s Latest Event

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Today, Google took to the stage at its San Francisco headquarters to show the world what its been working on for the past year. Aside from the expected new phones, Google is also looking toward the future with a major push in Artificial Intelligence to make it even easier to communicate with the internet. Check […]

Here Are The Biggest Reveals From Google’s Latest Event

Nicole Scherzinger’s Cleavage Show

Here’s my favorite former Pussycat Doll  Nicole Scherzinger in LA for something called the Celebrity Dance Challenge. And I have no clue what that is, but I’m hoping that when it’s Nicole’s turn, her challenge will be to successfully twerk on a blogger. Now that’d be a real test of her dancing skills, because I don’t think anyone’s ever done it before. Mostly because no one’s ever tried, but hey, that would just make it even more impressive, right? » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Jimmy Kimmel Asks Coachella Attendees About Bands That Do Not Exist

Jimmy Kimmel took his recurring “Lie Witness News” segment to Coachella last weekend, in an effort to get the perspective of festival-goers on various bands. Ones that do not actually exist. Jimmy Kimmel ‘Lie Witness News’ at Coachella “Music fans love knowing about bands no one else has heard of,” he dryly noted, then decided to take this idea to an entirely different, absurd level. “So we sent a camera crew to Coachella, and we asked people walking into the venue what they thought about a bunch of bands whose names we made up.” Among the awesome band names Kimmel and his correspondent invented: Dr. Shlomo & G.I. Clinic, The Chelsea Clintons and Get The F**k Out of My Pool. Two Door Cinema Club is actually real, however, to make it even more confusing.

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Jimmy Kimmel Asks Coachella Attendees About Bands That Do Not Exist

Nicky Hilton Sucks on the Beach of the Day

Nicky Hilton is one thing out of LA that I will never understand. She’s the latch on sister who never wanted to be in the spotlight, but who wanted all the benefits of her sister’s humiliating behavior, and who pretty much escorted her everywhere she went around the world, pretending that she was some kind of Business Woman, when she was just a reserved piece of shit riding coattails….but that’s not what offends me…I am offended by her lack of a personal trainer, she has a responsibility being a socialite in the media, despite how much she’s into taking the backseat, because according to her body, and her beach apparel, she’s a dumpy sack of shit….sure she’s probably a size small, something you’d all want to be if you were a woman in theory, something that makes her think all is OK, but not all size smalls are a good size small, cuz she’s a sloppy mess. We call her kind Slim Fats and here is the slim fat on the beach.

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Rumer Willis Tries to Be Sexy Despite Her Alien Monster Horror Movie Face of the Day

Rumer Willis is trying to get some seriously noticed, yet awkward but fascinating cuz I like sluts for attention….. I guess her whore mom taught her the tricks of the trade…cuz her mom was an unattractive woman with a more subtle mutant face who managed to make it even before all the millions of dollars of plastic surgery.. who managed to even be a sex symbol, nude in random magazines in the 80s, and doing what her whore self could to get where she wanted to be…..but unfortunately, Rumer’s face is too far gone and too alien to really divert anyone’s attention from looking at it and thinking “What the fuck is that thing”….even if she was masta bating on the street corner with a found object, like a piegon or squirrel, people would be what the fuck is with that thing’s face…..ok….maybe I’m being too harsh….the short shorts, open shirt, cleavage is a good step for this creature, even though I know that if I wore heels this high, I’d look like I had long gorgeous legs and I’m an obese troll of a person…making this just a confusing fucking situation..

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Scenes From A Cougar Convention

The Bay Area (of all places) was host to the first National Single Cougars Convention last weekend. The scary boob count is higher than Real Housewives , lower than Rock Of Love

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Scenes From A Cougar Convention

Disappointed Penguin!

Last seen in this roundup of disappointed animals , Disappointed Penguin is pretty damn disappointed about stuff. Think of something disappointing, and use the photo editor to make it even sadder. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Supersexy Vampire Couple to Tie the Knot

This is fangtastic news! The hottest human and vampire openly together are now going to make it even more official. Cool your jets, Robsten lovers and haters

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Supersexy Vampire Couple to Tie the Knot