Vine Star and Playboy model named Amanda Cerny who gets million dollar brand deals…even though she was naked in Playboy on her quest to be famous…naked pics you can google and find…because she did do Playboy….before becoming the VINE star…before VINE exploded…and got that following on other social channels because she really wanted that fame…and here she is…doing YOGA Poses…reminiscent of her sexualizing herself for success..success she’s found and cashed in on…because media, advertising, and all this shit is a fucking scam….and because she’s flexible… The post Amanda Cerny Yoga Pose Tapping into her Playboy Pre-Vine Roots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Beyonce To Take Home $1 Million In Coachella Cash Beyonce quite literally shattered Instagram with her surprise announcement that she’s carrying not one, but two more royal Carter seeds in her womb on Wednesday. But she also surprised the big wigs that run Coachella, who agreed to giver her a million dollar check for doing her diva dance across the stage at the annual festival this upcoming April. AEG Live and Goldenvoice had no clue Mrs. Carter was carrying…and seeing as how she’ll be anywhere from 6-8 months along (as no one really knows how pregnant she is) come Coachella time, there’s no telling if she’ll even show. But Bey ain’t missing no checks! According to TMZ , an insurance clause in the contract makes sure that Bey gets paid no matter what she decides to do. Whatever insurance company that’s handling it will likely have to pay the fee citing “incapacity” — the condition under which a “high risk” twin pregnancy would fall for a performer. Now we aren’t sure exactly how late or early in the game these Coachella contracts get inked. BUT, if Bey knew she was totin’ twins when she signed her name on the dotted line, she is the scammer of the CENTURY. Two new babies and, an easy sweat-free check, and a horde of fans so happy that she simply exists that none are truly even upset about it. And don’t even get us started if she drops new music instead of this performance… YouTube/MTV/Instagram
100 Million Dollar deal for Kaley Cuoco has been pretty interesting situation for everyone’s favorite old, yet accessibly hot chick on the nerd show….but most interesting for her face that she’s hacked away at….through plastic surgery… Because she was probably an annoying ego, where she felt she was hot, from the show all you creepers in your 40s remember, that John Ritter show many years ago, before he was dead, and before she was 40 fucking years old and someone we grew up with and now forced to watch scramble… Marketed as a “teenager”….something we liked…and that we grew up and aged into hell because teens on TV in an era where TV mattered…was what people jerked off to…because it was pre internet….trying to stay “hot”….without realizing how broken down Plastic surgery makes a bitch look….and her dress is semi see through, but no nipples, on the implant tits, so not see through at all…I lied, I click baited, I win at internet marketing…but not at all…cuz I’m not a billionaire. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kaley Cuoco See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
100 Million Dollar deal for Kaley Cuoco has been pretty interesting situation for everyone’s favorite old, yet accessibly hot chick on the nerd show….but most interesting for her face that she’s hacked away at….through plastic surgery… Because she was probably an annoying ego, where she felt she was hot, from the show all you creepers in your 40s remember, that John Ritter show many years ago, before he was dead, and before she was 40 fucking years old and someone we grew up with and now forced to watch scramble… Marketed as a “teenager”….something we liked…and that we grew up and aged into hell because teens on TV in an era where TV mattered…was what people jerked off to…because it was pre internet….trying to stay “hot”….without realizing how broken down Plastic surgery makes a bitch look….and her dress is semi see through, but no nipples, on the implant tits, so not see through at all…I lied, I click baited, I win at internet marketing…but not at all…cuz I’m not a billionaire. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kaley Cuoco See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Victoria’s Secret Angel Constance Jablonski with a new crazy-hot photoshoot for Lui . And you know, this latest shoot from the French hottie just gave me a great business idea to go along with the usual pants fire: forget bikini car washes. Someone ought to start naked supermodel car washes. I’m telling you, that’s a million dollar idea right there. » view all 11 photos
Em Rat Cow finally gets work! Her million dollar making scam continues to deliver because no matter how irrelevant people like me think she is, she’s got a massive social media following and someone will still throw money her way because that following isn’t going anywhere…that following is locked in…and until Instagram is irrelevant…she will continue to exist…and really I don’t give her enough credit…She identified her massive tits, she used her massive tits, she pulled out her massive tits, because she was confident in her massive tits…she never did porn or real sleazy shit…it was always mainstream tits…making it easier for girls I sext to justify showing their tits…that aren’t as nice as Rat Cow tits, but that are still tits….exposed tits…so even if she’s overrated, irrelevant, non existent…and her contribution to the world has been low level, self involved, and boring…she still lazily showed her tits and that’s the kind of lazy hustle we need…to see tits….working towards a dream… The post Em Rat Cow Gets Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Reza and Adam’s relationship woes were front and center on Shahs of Sunset Season 5 Episode 13 , with the couple’s future at stake. Would a trip to Palm Springs help – or hurt – their cause? Watch Shahs of Sunset Season 5 Episode 13 Online Or, conversely, would some last minute drama ruin it all? Elsewhere, regarding the pariah of the Bravo series, Mike tried to win back Jessica after yet another crazy rumor came to the forefront. Is there ever not crazy rumors and drama with him? It sure seems like it’s always something, and for good reason; meanwhile, the whole gang came together for Mike’s shoe shop’s opening. Did they manage to remain civil for the whole night? Follow the link to watch Shahs of Sunset online and catch up with the Persian sensations of Hollywood and vicinity right here and now. Just be sure you brace yourself beforehand. View Slideshow: 18 Reality TV Show Families That Make Us Want to Vomit
We're very happy for Josh Flagg and his fiance, Bobby Boyd, but what happened to Colton Thorn?! Flagg, who stars on Bravo's Million Dollar Listing: LA, proposed to Boyd inside the Four Seasons Hotel George V Hotel in Paris. Accompanied by Flagg's parents, Boyd watched with tears in his eyes as forty members of a flash mob performed his favorite songs, After, Flagg asked for his hand in marriage. ” Bobby and I are truly over the moon happy,” Flagg told People Magazine. “Very seldom do couples share what Bobby and I share. What makes our partnership complete is we are most importantly best friends. We are both extremely happy and excited for the next chapter.” The entire trip was filmed for season nine of the Bravo show, which returns later this year. “Only once in a lifetime, do you have the privilege of falling in love with your best friend and love of your life,” Flagg wrote on Instagram today. “I truly am blessed. On Bastille Day, July 14, Bobby and I were engaged. Watch this sneak peak of our flash mob (below) in Paris. It was truly the most spectacular moment in both of our lives.” Flagg told Bravo.com's The Daily Dish that he takes “long, extended vacations” in Europe three times a year Flagg and Boyd have been dating for about 4 months, if Instagram math serves me correctly. What bums me out a little is that Flagg and his former boyfriend, Colton Thorn are no longer together. Flagg has never made any mention of their split, so when he posted his first Instagram with Boyd, fans were shocked. “Omg. Where's Colton?” @summer709 asked. “I didn't see that coming!!!” “I'm not surprised,” @squiggle_lynn. “Losing Edith [Flagg's beloved grandmother who made frequent appearances on the show] was a detrimental loss, that had to make it hard to maintain a relationship. Hope they all are happier.” Two days ago, Boyd posted an Instagram of he and Flagg sharing a kiss in front of the Eiffel Tower. “Finding my best friend and soul mate is a gift I will never take for granted,” he captioned the pic.
If you were disappointed to see The Millionaire Matchmaker go off the air last year, we've got some great news. The outspoken Patti Stanger is back, this time on WEtv on the similarly titled Million Dollar Matchmaker . Looks like the premise remains about the same: finding richies a sufficient match who'll endure their (mostly) terrible personalities. “I'm taking the toughest cases I've ever seen in my matchmaking history and putting them in a week-long intensive retreat where I'm giving them love lessons,” Stanger says in a clip promoting the show. But here's the awesome part. One of her clients is Farrah Abraham! She wasn't lying when she said “toughest cases.” In the clip, we see a teary-eyed Farrah express to Patti that she just doesn't get why she can't find love. “I don't know why it's so hard to find someone else to love me,” the Teen Mom OG personality tells the matchmaker. Maybe because you scream at everybody and lie about rape and are a racist ? If you've ever watched Stanger in action, you know that she also yells a fair amount and rips right into her clients when they get out of line. Please let her do this to Farrah, oh please. We can't wait for this exchange of words. Last month it appeared as though Farrah and Simon Saran had gotten back together , but maybe she just needed a date to the So Sexy event, whatever that is. Also appearing on Million Dollar Matchmaker will be the human Ken doll, Justin Jedlica , although we figured he'd already find his match in the Human Barbie, no?
