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Farrah Abraham: Looking for Love on Million Dollar Matchmaker!

If you were disappointed to see  The Millionaire Matchmaker  go off the air last year, we've got some great news. The outspoken Patti Stanger is back, this time on WEtv on the similarly titled  Million Dollar Matchmaker . Looks like the premise remains about the same: finding richies a sufficient match who'll endure their (mostly) terrible personalities. “I'm taking the toughest cases I've ever seen in my matchmaking history and putting them in a week-long intensive retreat where I'm giving them love lessons,” Stanger says in a clip promoting the show. But here's the awesome part.  One of her clients is Farrah Abraham! She wasn't lying when she said “toughest cases.” In the clip, we see a teary-eyed Farrah express to Patti that she just doesn't get why she can't find love. “I don't know why it's so hard to find someone else to love me,” the Teen Mom OG  personality tells the matchmaker. Maybe because you scream at everybody and lie about rape and are a racist ? If you've ever watched Stanger in action, you know that she also yells a fair amount and rips right into her clients when they get out of line. Please let her do this to Farrah, oh please. We can't wait for this exchange of words. Last month it appeared as though Farrah and Simon Saran had gotten back together , but maybe she just needed a date to the So Sexy event, whatever that is. Also appearing on Million Dollar Matchmaker will be the human Ken doll, Justin Jedlica , although we figured he'd already find his match in the Human Barbie, no?  

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Rihanna See Through from her 100 Million Dollar Villa of the Day

Rihanna is back on home turf and I guess to deal with the boredom of the ISLAND…we call it Island Fever…where there’s only so much sitting at staring at tropical plants, swimming in bathtub temperature water, drinking your fucking face off because you’re richer than god – you can do – without staging a photoshoot for your social media – as you “ground yourself” by being back home – where it all happened – where all the sex while underage with BRITISH rich men helped plant the seeds that created her empire…. From garbage man’s daughter, to bratty rich cunt, to this more pensive nipples on the internet – you know maximize that downtime bro. The post Rihanna See Through from her 100 Million Dollar Villa of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio’s Subtle Pics from a Lowkey Boat of the Day

Skinny defending Sara Sampaio, who I don’t hate on because she’s actually made public statements defending her skinny, and skinny is something I appreciate and find magical…a dying art in this fat chick run world we live in…. She’s Portuguese, but no one in Portugal ever heard of her before she magically appeared out of no where as a Victoria’s Secret model, which is further proof that the Victoria’s Secret escort agency is really just some secret lab that breeds girls with better DNA than anything I fuck…and apply stories and ethnicities to them depending on one level of african they inject into their fertilized egg….Josephine Skriver is the only one they’ve allowed to leak that story – because they are slowly getting the world comfortable with GMO models… I don’t know what these butt shot pics are from, but I do know that’s a pretty magical boat…one that is probably owned by a very rich person, who she’s not thanking in her pics, unless you count asking him to take close up butt pics as a thanks, which you do…because dude’s probably married anyway – so no need to tag those sponsors…it will just lead to controversy…just post his boat..so he can lie when busted fucking high end whores… The post Sara Sampaio’s Subtle Pics from a Lowkey Boat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna Still in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna’s great. She’s in Barbdos at her 30 million dollar house…that she keeps to remind her of her subtle roots of when she only got into the 30 million dollar houses on the island for teen sex tourism purposes…and to clean them… She is richer than the island itself….and her ass in and of itself, with or without her, is the number one export of the island…I mean even better than their RUM…so I like to think of staring at her ass in a bikini as a cultural experience…really understanding what Barbados or Rihanna is all about.. The post Rihanna Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Dressed Up Like a Bum Househunting of the Day

What a sloppy dumpy bitch. It’s like put some fucking effort into your look. This body shaming, body positive, look at me I’m fat and I’m proud, even after cutting off my massive tits, to reshape them into decently perkier tits, NIPPLES POINTING UP TITS….has created a generation of people who don’t get dressed up for anything but a selfie…. If you leave your house, girls everywhere are pretty much walking around in their pyjamas but not even the good pyjamas…the girl on her period eating chips or cookies on the couch while complaining for you to bring them a class of juice pyjamas… This girl is rich, she’s on TV, she’s famous and she’s out househunting…at 18..for what is probably a 3 million dollar house..and this is how she presents herself…like a homeless person who has given up – when she’s already fucking won at 18… I find it offensive..it reminds me of an era where celebrities would actually get dressed for their appointments…what the fuck is happening to humanity… She’s not wearing a bra and you can see her nipple though….which is better than the skid mark shit stains on her sweatpants you can’t see….but you know is there because she’s a nasty little pig. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Dressed Up Like a Bum Househunting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Dressed Up Like a Bum Househunting of the Day

What a sloppy dumpy bitch. It’s like put some fucking effort into your look. This body shaming, body positive, look at me I’m fat and I’m proud, even after cutting off my massive tits, to reshape them into decently perkier tits, NIPPLES POINTING UP TITS….has created a generation of people who don’t get dressed up for anything but a selfie…. If you leave your house, girls everywhere are pretty much walking around in their pyjamas but not even the good pyjamas…the girl on her period eating chips or cookies on the couch while complaining for you to bring them a class of juice pyjamas… This girl is rich, she’s on TV, she’s famous and she’s out househunting…at 18..for what is probably a 3 million dollar house..and this is how she presents herself…like a homeless person who has given up – when she’s already fucking won at 18… I find it offensive..it reminds me of an era where celebrities would actually get dressed for their appointments…what the fuck is happening to humanity… She’s not wearing a bra and you can see her nipple though….which is better than the skid mark shit stains on her sweatpants you can’t see….but you know is there because she’s a nasty little pig. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Dressed Up Like a Bum Househunting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner and Friends Have Asses in Bikinis of the Day

Kendall Jenner and her gang of vapid spoiled brat rich kid cunts don’t need an excuse to walk outside of one of their 10 million dollar mansions to sit by the pool in bikinis, only to take group butt shots, because that is all they know… They don’t need a long weekend to just decompress, but the funny thing is that they probably think that they do, since they WORK so damn hard on their selfies and staying skinny so that brands will still hire them as their AVON ladies to push products to their fans…fans I don’t understand why they exist…but figure it’s because I’m so disconnected from what the kids think matter…which is selfies and angles and followers…that I can’t relate.. But I can stare at young, rich, vapid brat ass in bikinis…it’s pretty fucking easy, like their lives, until they start realizing how empty they are and how their parents don’t exist leading to drugs once the fans move on – and they always move on..eventually..this can’t last forever, it’s amazing it’s even lasted this long. The post Kendall Jenner and Friends Have Asses in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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What Makes You Walk From A 20 Million Dollar Deal? Organize Noise Tells ALL!

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Erin Andrews’ 55 Million Dollar Nude Video of the Day

Erin Andrews is the new Kim Kardashian as the girl with the most lucrative nude video… In 2009 – I wrote a post on sportscaster Erin Andrews, where I wrote: “It is a cry for attention and the whole thing is totally suspicious but she’s made a statement that she will sue anyone who publishes the shit, so I’ll let you google it like I did, because I can’t afford to get sued, or to be made an example out of, and in the meantime here’s a great video of huge tits and cock…cuz it’s more interesting…” Well, it turns out she just scored 55 million dollars, because after the Peeping Tom went to jail, the Marriott Hotel was roped into the whole thing because it turns out that they gave out her room number to the stalker…which is not really good in hotel business…. I don’t know where the 55 million dollar price tag came into play, considering the whole thing skyrocketed her career, but I guess it was based on all the emotional abuse she got for people calling it staged… I heard some of her testimony, which wasn’t as good as the HULK HOGAN VS GAWKER TRIAL …It was really just a girl crying about a traumatic sexual crime..boring… I would bet 55 million dollars that she loves that this happened to her, not that she didn’t before the 55 million dollars…but now she’s probably really happy it happened… I guess sex offense, peeping, leaking nudes…isn’t bad for business….and or finances.. I still think it was staged. The post Erin Andrews’ 55 Million Dollar Nude Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cora Keegan’s Jacked Up Panties of the Day

Cora Keegan is some daddy issue model who dates old men, who have money, as models do… She’s a model drop out, which is pretty funny, because she’s too hip to be a commercial model, and saves her modeling for imporant campaigns…I guess…like this.. You know “Fuck you Victoria’s Secret and your million dollar contract and your PR push that gets me known.. I am going to do a dated, played out concept in the desert with guns and blown out cars….like it was a Coachella promo video 10 years ago…because I like the aesthetic of the blown out Desert outlaw vibe…it’s so cool…10 years ago… I am only posting this because I like the panties pulled up into her twat. There’s a cheesy video that goes with it… Yes, I’m a hater for played out ideas… The post Cora Keegan’s Jacked Up Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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