So Mad Max is back. this is the trailer that was released at Comic Con. They aren’t paying me to promote this bullshit I will never see, even if the original is what created Mel Gibson. I just don’t care about a world with no Water. I saw Tank Girl….that was enough for me…I also don’t like revisiting things from my youth. I figure it’s like let this shit die off in history like it should…but maybe I just don’t like Sci-fi…. I do like models and there’s one frame with Rosie Huntington Whitely and Abbey Lee Kershaw’s hard nipples. I feel like that’s the highlight of the movie. Elvis’ granddaughter, Lenny Kravitz’s daughter and Charlize Theron are also in it. Garbage…but it is cool enough and well…model nipples…
Not that we didn’t already know this, but Cara Delevingne has got to be one of the best models to hang with. The UK beauty doesn’t take herself too seriously—she sings, plays the guitar and counts Rihanna as one of her besties. But today, she’s giving us a whole other reason to love her: as… Read more »
Toni Garrn is a German model who travels in a bikini with Leonardo DiCaprio. I don’t know if that makes her an escort, I assume she’s getting paid for this, but maybe not directly, and only in PR hits. I know hookers and hookers love to be referred to as models that you are hiring to spend time with…and the sex is just because they pretend they are feeling you. I just assumed it was a loop hole in the law…but what the fuck do I care…the hookers I fuck are like 5 dollars a hand job… That said, I have heard endless stories that Leonardo is a poofter. A queen. A queer. A faggot. A homo. A fudge packer…whatever you want to call a motherfucker into dudes…which I guess would be better off called a daddyfucker. But maybe those people are just jealous of his boyish good looks, his extreme fame and wealth and the amount of girls he’s pulled without even trying…even though being Jealous of Leo is prett fucking pathetic of anyone…make your own money loser. So I don’t know what this arrangement is. Maybe he’s stuck with the german because the scent of poo reminds him of the sex he actually likes as he shits on her to make himself feel better. Maybe he sticks big things in his ass…or maybe she’s just for show… Ultimately – who cares. His life is better than yours. He’s a fucking yacht in the Mediterranean with models…you’re unemployed with a fat wife…and if anything he’s giving you a gift with these pics. Something to jerk off to…and there’s very little wrong with that. If I was Leo, I’d keep my models in a cage in the basement, like fighter dogs…keep em hungry so they act on their best behavior…since he’s proven one thing…they are interchangeable if they act up. Here she is floating in the water…if you squint you can see the bikini riding up her twat…probably something Leonardo never does…you know because she doesn’t have a dick… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
EDM star Kaskade argues there’s no connection between dance music and drug/alcohol abuse after reports of mass arrests and medical incidents among country music fans at a Keith Urban show over the weekend.
I always wonder if these girls with their one tricks ever get boring…because I find everything boring and thus I am a bad judge of this kind of thing I am so desensitized that I don’t get boners watching porn. I don’t get excited hanging with models. Rich people can offer to take me to magical fucking places and I’d rather sit on my couch and do nothing…so to me…it’s just a girl, showing off her fitness, putting in work…and justifying why she gets paid a lot of money…none of that shit matters…but visually..this is alright…it ames me think she’d be good at riding dick…which as a fat man…is all I am into…now if only I had a dick big enough to ride…then maybe dreams could come true and I could find a fit strong lady with vagina muscles that can rip off my dick…so that I don’t have to look at this model building out her new brand…
I do my best not to follow celebrity gossip, unless it involves hotties in bikinis, and luckily, this story qualifies. Because apparently now that she broke up with Michelle Rodriguez, Cara Delevingne has been hanging out with Selena Gomez at the beach a lot recently. And while I still think Cara’s kind of overrated as far as Victoria’s Secret models go, I definitely think she could be a very, very good bad influence on Selena. Fingers crossed. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
Behati Prinsloo and Adam Levine got married over the weekend, and while some of the emerging wedding details are exactly what you’d expect (it was a lavish affair with plenty of models), some of the specifics are down right baffling. Take, for example, the ceremony: according to guests, Jonah Hill served was the first to walk down the aisle and stood between the couple as they exchanged vows. Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo: Married By Jonah Hill! Sources say Hill played the role of “conductor” for the ceremony, cracking jokes and sharing fond memories of the newlyweds. “Jonah was hysterical,” says one attendee. “He was telling so many jokes, but then in the middle, he would be so sweet and sincere. He talked about how sweet Behati is and how perfect they are for one another.” Yes, Jonah and Adam are an unlikely pair for a bromance, but Jonah reportedly mentioned some even more surprising friendships during his speech: Guests say one of the highlights of the ceremony was a story about Hill and Levine skateboarding with Robert Downey, Jr. and Stevie Nicks when they were kids. At the end of the ceremony, Behati’s father officially pronounced the couple man and wife, leading Hill to exclaim, “Well done!” Jonah apparently wasn’t the only one to crack jokes at the ceremony, as ” Sexiest Man Alive ” Adam lampooned his famous ego during his vows, stating, “Behati, I love you more than I love myself, and we all know how much I love myself.” We certainly do, Adam. Celebrities Who Got Married in 2014 1. Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting The Big Bang Theory’s Kaley Cuoco married Ryan Sweeting in a New Year’s ceremony making them one of the first couples to tie the knot in 2014.
It’s Miami Swim Week and that’s good news for us because we get to see pro surfer Anastasia Ashley showcasing her amazing booty on the beach. Forget about all those twig models with their flat tushes, Ana’s badonkadonk is where it’s at. Perfection. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Jessica Alba was in GQ, or is in the upcoming issue of GQ, because she’s Jessica Alba and people still love her, even though she’s never really done anything substantial with her career. Sure she’s hot, got in movies, became rich and famous using her looks, leveraged that fame to create brands and other revenue streams…ok fine…she’s done a lot with her career, I just don’t think it’s very noble, like how she got pregnant to lock in her man, or like how her gardener is Mexican, even though she’s Mexican, despite pretending she isn’t Mexican, because all these famous Mexicans always shit on being Mexican, like being Mexican is a bad thing… I’ve posted some of the pics, the rest were released, so I’m posting them also…she looks good for a mom of 2 in her 30s…which is saying a lot, since women normally die for me at 30…kids or not.
