Toni Garrn is another one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards. You know his fake model girlfriend that has been added to his list of Fake model girlfriends…that just make us think that models aren’t models at all..but rather prostitutes working in the Brothel that is Victoria’s Secret…. Girls don’t like fucking their co-workers exes, even when their exes are Leonardo… I think the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret is going to need to find a few more A-Listers to send their girls to…just to dilute the vagina pool from Leo’s semen… It’s just too much Leo, that he should be the one wearing the panties in their Catalog, since whenever I look at their models, that’s pretty much all I see…his residue cheapening their stock…
The first model I remember jerking off to was Elle Macpherson. It was 1989, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit was awesome and celebrating their 25th year. They released a VHS tape and I watched the shit out of it. I assume their was at least one nipple exposed, back when exposed nipples mattered more than they did today, because not everyone was exposing their nipples, it was reserved for top tier high paid models, not that models ever get paid to do Sports Illustrated Issue, but in that era it was actually a honor to be selected, now they’ll just use any pig that has a lot of internet heat… Doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Elle Macpherson exists, she’s my favorite thing about Australia…and the reason I love Australian girls, despite their abrasive white trash accents…and now, well into her 50s…she’s fucking awesome…and I’m still a fan, but maybe because I have a hard time moving on with my life, I should go reflect on that…while you look at this ass. I don’t believe this is real. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Want to know what would make these Maria Sharapova workout pics better….if she was half naked and taking fitness way less seriously. I get it, she’s on some Grand Slam Tennis winning streak that is making her a lot of money and proving that she’s the beast player that she’s always been, you know in “I still got it” kind of way…but I always found her hot, I have a thing for the skinny blonde tennis girls who grunt when they hit balls in the most sexual and even violent ways….but I would like her to take some workout tips from these instagram models…who pretend to be fitness girls…It’s like poke your booty out…grab your angles and hashtag #fit #fitspo #fitness #yogapants #booty #shorts #fitlife and whatever else these twats do to get famous, because their fitness pics are better than an actual athletes and that should change…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Because I’m a sucker for girls in bikinis rolling around together on the beach, here’s Brazilian models Danni Lima and Magda Tatar for you guys. I can’t tell you too much about either of them, and I’m too lazy to do any research. So if they turn out to be dudes, sorry. You never know with some Brazilians. So enjoy these at your own risk. Photos: WENN.com
Ashley Sky is one of the original instagram models. Most people who don’t use instagram, probably have no idea who she is. I doubt she’s really made much money off her instagram hustle, but she’s probably met a lot of rich people…. The rumor is that she apparently had some rich black boyfriend who pumped money into her and her brand…basically promoting her and doing PR for her. She got into a few mags, but really nothing all that substantial. Then hundreds or thousands of other girls diluted her instagram hustle…leaving her one of the many no names with a big audience… I heard she’s no single, living in LA, trying to make it, and what better way than to let Terry Richardson cum on her face, with his camera… You see, he’s kind of a big deal.
Rosie Huntington-Whitely is one of my favorite models…especially when you can see her vagina through the gap in her thigh from having a model body and a nice meaty vagina that hangs the right way…. I also like that she gives bald men hope that if they are rich and famous they can bed a model, because bald men deserve hope…let’s face it they have nothing else going for them I also like that she made Megan Fox Obsolete, and I hate Megan Fox… I also like that she gets nude and topless for money and the fashion industry, yet she’s so classy about it…unlike all the other poor ghetto topless models from the UK.. I guess this post has been Top 4 Reasons I Like Rosie…maybe I should apply for a job at Buzzfeed. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
His name is JEDEDIAH JOHNSON …he is a photographer…and he applies lipstick before surprise making out and snapping pics of the aftermath of his subjects.. Now, I don’t know how his models or the people he ends up kissing don’t see it coming, I mean if I was having my picture taken by a dude applying lipstick, I would probably wonder if I was going to be leaving his “studio” alive…and when he started to approach me, camera in hand, licking his lips…I’d instinctively throat punch him, kick him the balls or run…but maybe girls, especially models, who have already decided to let a man direct them, have less fear…that’s how Terry ends up jerking off on all the girls he takes pics of. I am posting this, because I think the idea and the pics, are interesting as fuck. It’s like mouth rape, shock, real life “WTF”…and that to me makes it pretty fucking cool, innovative, even interesting as a social experiment and I don’t even have a lipstick fetish, so I can only imagine what this does to those of you who do…. I guess in posting this, anyone he takes pics of will know what they have coming for them, so it’s the end of the road for the Makeout Photographer…he’s gonna have to find a new thing to surprise people with…let’s hope it involves bush. Photography Makeout Photographer of the Day His name is JEDEDIAH JOHNSON …he is a photographer…and he applies lipstick before surprise making out and snapping pics of the aftermath of his subjects.. Now, I don’t know how his models or the people he ends up kissing don’t see it coming, I mean if I was having my picture taken by a dude applying lipstick, I would probably wonder if I was going to be leaving his “studio” alive…and when he started to approach me, camera in hand, licking his lips…I’d instinctively throat punch him, kick him the balls or run…but maybe girls, especially models, who have already decided to let a man direct them, have less fear…that’s how Terry ends up jerking off on all the girls he takes pics of. I am posting this, because I think the idea and the pics, are interesting as fuck. It’s like mouth rape, shock, real life “WTF”…and that to me makes it pretty fucking cool, innovative, even interesting as a social experiment and I don’t even have a lipstick fetish, so I can only imagine what this does to those of you who do…. I guess in posting this, anyone he takes pics of will know what they have coming for them, so it’s the end of the road for the Makeout Photographer…he’s gonna have to find a new thing to surprise people with…let’s hope it involves bush.
When it comes to models who can prove just how little talent it takes to play Megan Fox in a movie after Megan Fox got fired from said movie, never to make a comeback, forcing her to make babies and settle down with her has been captor who I like to think ruined her Career… Rosie Huntington-Whitely is my favorite…. I mean she also dates bald guys, if they are rich and in shape and famous. She also poses nude all the fucking time and apparently, she’s a perfect level of cunty and snobby that would maybe make you hate her, but that I find hot because she knows she’s the shit and I think she is the shit, so when girls who are the shit think they are the shit….it is the opposite of girls who think they are the shit and aren’t the shit…refusing to have sex with you… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Henrik Adamsen is a Danish Photographer…and I guess Solveig Mork Hansen is a great Dane model in training…getting ahead by showing her tits… There’s a valuable lesson in this. The first is that if you are a no name, young and busty girls, who takes a good picture, you don’t have to be a cam girl or stripper to get by, you can always make friends with photographers, and do the hipster nudity thing…it works…and I fucking love and will always promote it. It also reminds us that you don’t have to be a 10,000 dollar a day model, who some gay dude in the fashion industry found and likes using over and over again, making them into millionaire who attract billionaire sperm… There are always going to be amazing girls, in amazing places, doing amazing things, willing to get naked, topless, or whatever for the sake of just doin it…unlike the other paid models, these girls are fun and just like doing it. They are not hookers who demand you pay them by the hour…and from my experience girls who aren’t hookers are a lot better than girls who are hookers…as long as they are open minded to doing hooker behavior for free… That said, I want to marry Solveig Mork Hansen, even if I can’t pronounce her name….
Because one relationship is back on for Selena Gomez, another may sadly be over. It appears as if Demi Lovato unfollowed her long-close close pal on July 2, with sources telling Radar Online that she posted (and then quickly deleted) a message on that date that read: ““Swimming away from the bullsh-t bye bitch.” The source of alleged contention between these friends is – what else? – Selena’s rekindled romance with Justin Bieber . Some day Lovato doesn’t support the reconciliation, believing it will lead Gomez down another path of heartbreak that could lead to more substance abuse. There have already been rumors of Bieber and Gomez snorting cocaine , while the former has also been recently spotted out with multiple models. Much to Selena’s extreme chagrin. Justin Bieber and Selena: ON AGAIN! Gomez kicked off this month by Tweeting about class , a message many interpreted to be aimed at Justin and his insensitive behavior. It’s unclear where she and Bieber stand at the moment, though it’s very clear that she and Lovato have often had their ups and downs. “We’ve been through a lot together, we’ve had periods of times we here we grew apart and we just didn’t really talk,” Demi admitted in 2013. Might they be going through another period such as this at the moment? Based on Lovato’s stint in rehab and her penchant for speaking out against drugs, alcohol and partying, it wouldn’t be surprising.
