I like to think these are pictures of Cara Delevingne after a 12 hour cocaine and pussy eating binge. You know all rough and rugged like a hooker, even though her family is too rich for her to ever really be a hooker, at least not as a career, but maybe as a hooker state of mind or hooker morals and values, since there’s really a fine line between being a model, and a hooker, only the models technically use their body for money, and they also sleep with the rich guys or girls or producers or brand managers, sure it is technically fucking for free, but there’s always an upside…but I guess we can say that about anyone…and really the only reason I am posting this is because I like a made-up, beat up, exhausted looking girl…whether it is from 13 hours of a photoshoot, or 13 hours at a rave, they look like they equally smell like sweaty pussy…or in this case, Michele Rodriguez’s sweat pussy from the scissoring, since you know Cara hasn’t showered since they broke up…it’s her thing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
BRYDEN JENKINS is a babe I follow on Instagram. I know nothing about her, other than that she’s perfect, and that may be all I need to know… She’s an up and coming model, she hasn’t made any real noise yet, at least with nude pics, but she probably makes a lot of money doing what she does, because unlike instagram models, with 100,000 followers, this girl’s gets work…she books campaigns and is amazing… Sure, she doesn’t do enough fashion nudity…but she will…they all do, and both me and my penis are ready for it… Magical creature, who I’d like to make into a mother for mother’s day… Here’s a video
Can anybody tell me who this Draya Michele is, and more importantly, why I’ve never done a post on her before? Because with a body this fine, you’d think I would’ve proposed to her via Twitter 20 times by now. Anyway, since I guess I’ve got to do everything myself, I looked Draya up and found out she’s on some lame reality show called Basketball Wives LA , even though she’s apparently dating a football player. Now if you’ll excuse me, I just found Draya’s Instagram , and I clearly have a lot of catching up to do. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I know this isn’t the first time we’ve seen Alessandra Ambrosio rocking a pair of leggings (and hopefully it won’t be the last), but I’m sorry, I’ll never get tired of drooling over a super-hot MILF in skintight spandex. And I’m betting you guys won’t either. So enjoy the hot model leg show while I go take a nap and rest up for round 2 (and 3 and 4). Photos: PacificCoastNews
Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilan Victoria’s Secret model, because Victoria’s Secret likes to abduct at least 25% percet of their roster from Brazil, because I guess, at least based on the ground breaking research I’ve done…that Brazilian models have hot fucking bikini bodies…and hot bikini bodies is something worth looking, even thought part of me finds fat chicks in bikini far more fun to laugh at…all spilling out of their bikinis that don’t fit despite being size XXL…and laughter is the best medicine…it soothes the soul…my like how I would like to soothe this Lais Ribeiro girls soul with my tongue…because where I am from a girls soul lives in her asshole…I’m romantic like that…
Six years after they first walked down the aisle, Dr. Jennifer Arnold and Bill Klein of TLC’s The Little Couple renewed their wedding vows in a beach ceremony. Their 2014 wedding took place on a beach in Galveston, Texas, surrounded by 50 family and friends on April 27, all planned out by Klein as a surprise for Arnold. “It turned out great,” Klein says . “She was so surprised. It has been a crazy year, good and bad, and we came out unscathed. I really wanted to make it happen and do something special for Jen.” The couple were hit with scary news last year when Arnold was diagnosed with a rare cancer and had to undergo intensive chemotherapy treatment. All the while, they were adopting daughter Zoey, 2, from India. She joined son Will (who just celebrated his 4th birthday), at their home in Houston. “Oh my goodness, I was very, very surprised,” Arnold, whose cancer is now in remission, says about the plans Klein had made for the ceremony. “It was wonderful … more beautiful than I could believe. Being on the beach and having the kids there, it was definitely different this time around.” Klein launched his plan by getting down on one knee and proposing again, and, the next day, she was shocked that he’d put together this ceremony. “This time around it was about taking care of Jennifer,” Klein says. “Even though she found out about it last minute, she came up with better vows than I wrote.” “Bill took me completely by surprise and it was in a good way,” Arnold says. “I don’t know how he got all of our family and friends there. It blew me away.” The duo’s romantic vow renewal will, obvious, be featured in the season finale on June 17. Congratulations to The Little Couple on this very big news! 16 Celebrity Couples Who Make Us Believe in Love Open Slideshow 1. Kate Middleton and Prince William Future kings and queens, they’re just like us! Okay maybe not, but these two are royally wonderful, down to earth and nice people. There’s simply no denying it. View As List 1. Kate Middleton and Prince William Future kings and queens, they’re just like us! Okay maybe not, but these two are royally wonderful, down to earth and nice people. There’s simply no denying it. 2. Channing and Jenna Dewan-Tatum Channing and Jenna Dewan-Tatum say they put their relationship before all else. If you can get over your jealous that she had Channing’s baby, ladies, you have to love them together. 3. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are one of our favorite celebrity couples, even if we don’t hear a lot about them. In fact, that’s a big reason why. 4. Barack and Michelle Obama Politics aside, Barack and Michelle Obama are terrific role models for youth when it comes to relationships, parenting, and family. 5. Beyonce and Jay Z One of the most powerful celebrity couples of all time, Beyonce and Jay Z also seem like one of the most genuine when it comes to their mutual respect and affection. 6. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard If you could be friends with and hang out socially with one celebrity couple, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard would be a very popular pick. 7. David and Victoria Beckham Four kids later … David and Victoria Beckham still look like and do this. Who says marriage takes the spice out of a relationship? 8. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have made a great couple for as long as we can remember. 9. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are as stable and normal a celebrity couple as they come. 10. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Like Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, this is a country couple almost too good to be true. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are also subject to the same kind of tabloid scrutiny, but show no signs of cracking. 11. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka were an item long before he came out, and have kids together. Both nice guys … and probably hilarious to spend time with. 12. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are very much in love. And very, very good looking human beings. 13. Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici Yes, they met on The Bachelor and yes, Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici are epically cheesy … but they own it, and are as true to one another and to their values as any celebrity pair we’ve ever seen. 14. Willie and Korie Robertson Duck Dynasty’s Willie and Korie Robertson work together in business, at their marriage and in life, raising five wonderful children (two adopted) and still managing to stay as in love as ever. 15. Leighton Meester and Adam Brody Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are married! Congratulations to the happy couple! 16. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. Selfie alert! Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. have been married since 2002 but keep a really, really low profile! Here’s a rarely seen selfie of the couple! 17. Jennifer Arnold and Bill Klein Jennifer Arnold and Bill Klein, TLC’s The Little Couple, has been through a lot, and been together as one every step of the way.
Sonya Gorelova is a Ukrainian model and she’s in this issue of Numero magazine and girl looks good… Maybe I’m into bright colored bikinis, fish nets, or just soviets walking around in heels and a bikini, like a bunch of tacky sex workers, looking for a husband…to help them escape the rationed bread hell that is about to get taken over by Russia a second time…at least that’s what I assume is happening from my ignorant, don’t watch the news perspective, a perspective I am sure Sonya Gorelova shares with me, cuz she’s probably in America popping bottles with rappers like other models, and forgets what the Ukraine even is, because she’s too busy tanning on yachts..
The single most important pics that happened this weekend, may be the Irina Shayk Sports Illustrated shoot that involved her being topless… Topless may be something that she probably has never done for her boyfriend, since he’s gay, and she’s just under contract with him, because what better cover-up for being a closet case soccer player than to hire a Russian hooker with nothing else going on, in exchange for packaging her into a bikini model on the international level…because if you want to stay in the closet and cover up your homo behavior, you go as over the fucking top as you can to get your point across “I fuck models”…. Not that he boyfriend she doesn’t fuck or really ever sees matters, not when she’s posing her fake tits like this…fake tits she probably got to get an american husband or to make more money on russian cam sites…but fake tits that helped bring her to the top…and really what it comes down to is that there is no hotter model right now…she’s the fucking best… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Awwww… At the tender age of 40 she still wants to floss her funbags! Tyra Banks Upset Victoria’s Secret Didn’t Want Her For Their Last Runway Show Poor Tyra Banks has been rejected by her former employer. According to RadarOnline reports : Tyra Banks is said to be furious that she was rejected for the recent Victoria’s Secret TV fashion special, RadarOnline.com has been told. According to a source, the former supermodel, 40, “was dying to appear on the runways as a surprise in the most recent CBS Victoria Secret Fashion Show” last December, “but was rejected by the brand and the network, despite her long affiliation with the company. She’s outraged and is threatening to never to work with Victoria’s Secret again.” Incredibly, Banks, who worked for Victoria’s Secret as one of their original “Angels” from 1997-2005 and created and began co-hosting the long-running TV hit America’s Next Top Model in 2003, was given an ageist-sounding reason for not making the cut, the source revealed. “Tyra’s feelings were hurt because the excuse she was given is that the audience likes to see the newest models, not the ‘veterans,’ on the runway during the VS TV show,” the source added. Banks, one of America’s most successful models, was the first African-American woman featured on GQ and the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. She’s also one of the few models to become a mogul, showing her business skill with America’s Next Top Model, which she’s preparing for its 21st cycle this summer on the CW. But apparently, Banks’ beauty isn’t valued by Victoria’s Secret anymore, the source noted. “Tyra doesn’t want to make a public spectacle out of the snub, because it would make all the parties involved look bad,” the source said. “But she isn’t happy.” Do you feel bad for her? Is Heidi Klum in that much better shape than Tyra because we feel like they still used her even recently. We found a few pictures of Tyra in the 2005 runway show nearly a decade ago. Hit the flip and maybe you can help us discern why they turned her down. WENN
I don’t know how she does it, but it seems like every time I come across a new photoshoot from Swedish model Johanna Lundback , it’s somehow even hotter than her last one. But I don’t think she’s going to be able to top this latest bikini shoot any time soon, and the same goes for any other models out there. Because as far as I’m concerned, Johanna here is quite possibly the hottest girl any of you will see all day. And if she isn’t, let me know ASAP, because A) I find that extremely hard to believe and B) I want to meet her too. » view all 29 photos
