Maryna Linchuk, who has done Victoria’s Secret fashion show after being imported from Belarus, was in LA the other day, doing some kind of amazing photoshoot in public, that involved her pulling her tits out of some see through dress for everyone to see…like it was some kind of porno, only it wasn’t a porno, it was fashion and this is art, which makes total sense because I’m looking at the clothes she’s wearing angrily and intently, that if you were to put them in a police line-up, or rack at the mall, I could pick it out for the crimes that it is committing…even though this tease is hot as fuck… I’m a fan.
Maryna Linchuk, who has done Victoria’s Secret fashion show after being imported from Belarus, was in LA the other day, doing some kind of amazing photoshoot in public, that involved her pulling her tits out of some see through dress for everyone to see…like it was some kind of porno, only it wasn’t a porno, it was fashion and this is art, which makes total sense because I’m looking at the clothes she’s wearing angrily and intently, that if you were to put them in a police line-up, or rack at the mall, I could pick it out for the crimes that it is committing…even though this tease is hot as fuck… I’m a fan.
With the Internet still abuzz over Kendall Jenner’s breasts – after the 18-year old walked a Marc Jacobs-based runway in a see-through top last night – the reality star has posted a slew of new selfies online. And, don’t worry, her young breasts are very much covered this time around. Jenner is taking part in #VogueInstaFashion, donning clothes straight off the New York Fashion Week rack for these hotel room-based self-portraits. They include designs by Oscar de la Renta, Michael Kors, Carolina Herrera, Vera Wang and Tory Burch… and, it’s worth saying again: no teenage nudity! 7 Selfies of Kendall Jenner Acting Like a Model Open Slideshow 1. Kendall Jenner Bugs Out Kendall Jenner says we “bug” her in this outfit. Well, she bugs us, too! View As List 1. Kendall Jenner Bugs Out Kendall Jenner says we “bug” her in this outfit. Well, she bugs us, too! 2. Kendall Jenner Snaps Selfie Kendall Jenner tries on an outfit here straight off the New York Fashion Week rack. It looks good on her. 3. Kendall Jenner with Pink Hair Whoa there! This is a very different look for Kendall Jenner. She can actually pull off pink hair. 4. Kendall Jenner Models for Vogue Kendall Jenner snaps a selfie in a New York City hotel room here. She is modeling a New York Fashion design. 5. Kendall Jenner: New York Fashion Week Selfie Smile, Kendall Jenner! Give it a try! The model tries on a New York Fashion Week outfit in this selfie. 6. Kendall Jenner: A Fashionable Selfie Kendall Jenner snapped this selfie inside a hotel room. The dress she is wearing comes straight from New York Fashion Week. 7. Kendall Jenner Fashion Week Outfit Kendall Jenner tries on an outfit here from New York Fashion week. Hey, at least her boobs are covered! Did you catch Jenner’s controversial outfit? The one Khloe Kardashian said makes Kendall too dope 2 understand ? Check it out here: Kendall Jenner Show Off Boobs on Runway
It’s nice to see plus sized marine mammals getting work on the beach…it’s like usually they just make a documentary on these fuckers to try to shut down Sea World…that everyone watches and feels bad about until they book their trip to San Diego and go to Sea World… Sure I am not into overrated fat chicks…modelling shoes, at least I assume this is for shoes, fat chicks love shoes…but I am into celebrating that however awful the new SI cover is, at least it’s not Kate Upton, but rather the 3 other models who get the most buzz on social media.. Because SI are a bunch of whores who use whores to make money.
Apparently this is Kendall Jenner playing model because her family is rich and she can be anything she wants to be – her mom just pays them…and because Marc Jacobs loves the celebrity endorsement to draw attention to his collection and fashion show… And with being a model…she’s showing her nipples…because that’s what models fucking do…and those who don’t just don’t get the industry, the job ahead of them, or the point of their whole existence… Tits are just tits, but some tits are more fun to see…like these…because they are 18 and don’t need to be exposed…yet they are…like Valentine’s Day Magic…
The cover of Sports Illustrated’s 50th Anniversary Swimsuit Issue went to not one, not two, but three models in Lily Aldridge, Chrissy Teigen and Nina Agdal. Wearing barely-there bikini bottoms, the beauties got cheeky in the watershed issue, turning to the camera and show off their perfectly toned backsides. The 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover trio had to endure a brutal shoot in the Cook Islands … compared to Kate Upton’s Antarctic adventure: Not since 1994’s “Dream Team” of Kathy Ireland, Elle MacPherson and Rachel Hunter has a trio of supermodels appeared on the cover of the buzzworthy issue. Chrissy Teigen (right) and Nina Agdal (left) are veterans of the annual bikini photo extravaganza, while Aldridge (center) is a newcomer, but a worthy one. “I feel so lucky,” Aldridge, the 28-year-old wife of Kings of Leon’s Caleb Followill and mother to 19-month-old-daughter Dixie, said. “It’s a dream come true.” Adds Nina Agdal, 21, “I’m speechless. It was my goal. I couldn’t be happier to be on this year’s cover. Absolutely amazing!” Teigen, 28, had a similar take: “I started crying. It was a weird shaking [and] trembling … I didn’t believe it.” The real question: Which of these SI hotties is the hottest? Vote below! Nina Agdal Lily Aldridge Chrissy Teigen I Miss Kate Upton!!! View Poll » The trio is also sharing the honors with a fourth cover girl. Sort of. A special, very real-looking Barbie swimsuit issue cover will reportedly be packaged over the top of 1,000 copies as part of a promotional deal with Mattel.
If you’ve never heard of Kelly Gale before, get ready to start seeing a whole lot more of her in the near future, because apparently the Swedish hottie is one of the newest Victoria’s Secret models. Which means it’s time to welcome her with the usual two-part initiation process: first I cyber-stalk research Kelly on Instagram , then I try to convince her that every new VS model has to spend one full night in my mom’s basement as part of her hazing. I figure it’s got to work one of these days.
If you’ve never heard of Kelly Gale before, get ready to start seeing a whole lot more of her in the near future, because apparently the Swedish hottie is one of the newest Victoria’s Secret models. Which means it’s time to welcome her with the usual two-part initiation process: first I cyber-stalk research Kelly on Instagram , then I try to convince her that every new VS model has to spend one full night in my mom’s basement as part of her hazing. I figure it’s got to work one of these days.
I’ve been jealous of a lot of weird things in the past thanks to supermodels, but I don’t think I’ve ever been jealous of a llama before these shots of Irina Shayk getting up close and personal with one. Honestly though, I don’t get why us bloggers get such a bad rep. I mean, what does this llama have that I don’t? An overbite? Other than that, we’re both hairy and smell bad and need somebody around to make sure we don’t get too frisky with the models. He’s just got a better agent.
I’ve been jealous of a lot of weird things in the past thanks to supermodels, but I don’t think I’ve ever been jealous of a llama before these shots of Irina Shayk getting up close and personal with one. Honestly though, I don’t get why us bloggers get such a bad rep. I mean, what does this llama have that I don’t? An overbite? Other than that, we’re both hairy and smell bad and need somebody around to make sure we don’t get too frisky with the models. He’s just got a better agent.
