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X-Men XXX Porn Parody Exclusive of the Day

Posted on July 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My friends and celebrity sex tape industry experts at VIVID.COM – are also Parody Experts were nice enough to give me an EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF X-MEN XXX I figure that if you’re visiting this site, you have got to be some kind of nerdy, weirdo with aspergers, who is way too into celebrity babes to really leave the house and meet a fucking girl of your own, so porn is what it is, and what you’re left with…porn and fucking comics…sci/fi fantasy…never getting laid… It’s the season of COMIC CON, but you don’t need me to tell you that, so this should fit in nicely with your social life…and virgin loser needs… CLICK HERE TO SEE THE CLIP Here are some pics TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE CLIP CLICK HERE

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Amanda Bynes in Car Accident Again … No, This is Not an Old Article

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amanda Bynes was apparently involved in yet another car accident Monday night … no seriously, this is not a recycled story, it just keeps on happening. Bynes was driving a rental car in the San Fernando Valley when she was rear-ended; the driver claims Bynes made a “reckless maneuver” that caused it. Police showed up but no one was ticketed ; Amanda is currently driving a rental because her BMW is in the body shop. What are the odds of that? For those keeping score, in the last six months, she’s been accused of three hit-and-runs, plus this collision … AND Amanda was charged for DUI . Police also say she peaced out on them in March when they were writing her up for driving while talking on the phone. So that’s six traffic incidents. Someone needs to intervene and take Amanda and Lindsay Lohan off the road. Can’t they afford drivers as actresses in Hollywood? So ridiculous. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Pregnant Snooki: I’m Going to Burst!

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pregnant Snooki is about ready to pop … just ask Snooki . The Jersey Shore star has been tweeting bump pictures ever since it was announced that Jionni LaValle put a baby in that. As the big day approaches rapidly, the oversharing and Snooki’s belly have reached epic proportions. Check out the latest and greatest … “I’m going to burst,” the 24-year-old tweeted along with the artistic image you see here. “I think he’s trying to turn around to like, come out.” While she says she loves the feeling of little Lorenzo moving around inside of her – and cheering her on during the nasty – she says, “I’m ready!” We’re ready, too … for all these TMI comments to stop. Or at least shift toward a different topic such as child-rearing. Good ol’ Snooks.

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Taylor Swift to Set Digital Sales Record

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We still may not be sure about whom Taylor Swift is singing in her latest single, ” We Are Never Getting Back Together ,” but we can be certain of one thing: It’s already a huge hit. The track is on pace for 600,000 downloads in its opening week, meaning it will challenge Flo Rida (and “Right Round”) for the largest debut of all-time and shatter the female record-holder: Lady Gaga with “Born This Way.” The song also broke in to the Billboard Hot 100 at number-72, but its initial seven days of sales, combined with its overwhelming airplay, make it a strong favorite to hold the top spot later this month. SoundScan will post final scales figures tomorrow, but we don’t need to wait until then to declare: the music world belongs to Taylor Swift. All other artists are just living in it.

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Taylor Swift Bests Lady Gaga, Sets New iTunes Record

Posted on August 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This just in: Taylor Swift is very popular. The latest case in point: Swift’s fans (T-Swizzlers?) have proved to be more aggressive and enthusiastic than 25 million Little Monsters, as they helped Swift earn a new iTunes record. She bested Lady Gaga in the process. Within 50 minutes of its release last night, Swift’s “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” shot to the top of the iTunes singles chart, knocking “Born This Way” from its perch as the fastest-selling single in digital history.

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Pippa Middleton Working the Paparazzi with a Jog of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her ass isn’t that great…but her motivation is. You know trying to get noticed cuz her sister married a prince and is in the royal family, leaving her virtually in the dust to fend for herself and take this “sibling” of a royal thing seriously by getting as many paparazzi on her ass…all to make a name for herself that will make her parents proud…even though everyone knows it will be nothing in comparison to their golden child Kate….leading her to severe drug use and pre-mature death…where everyone at the funeral will be asking about kate…never getting poor pippa noticed…and that to me is exciting…

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Sophie Monk Flashes Some Shoulder?

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always bug Sophie Monk about not having a job or never getting invited to anything, but it looks like I’m going to have to eat my words. Here she is at some sort of event the other day looking pretty good. It’s weird though, I think I’ve become so accustomed to seeing her half naked in her little workout gear or short shorts that she seems a little over dressed to me. I guess there’s no satisfying The Tuna. A bikini could go a long way to remedying that.

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Best Wedding DJ of the Day

Posted on May 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a soft spot for weddings. Not because I like seeing a motherfucker stupidly lock himself into a prison sentence for life because he is delusional and feels like he found love, needs love…or because he’s emotional, weak and needy and thinks he will always have someone to validate his existence, but because I like open bar, horny women and desperate fat chicks who fear never getting married…. My friend at celebrity website The Superficial sent me this video of a Wedding DJ slapping some fat tits around that he saw on my other friend at celebrity website Dlisted , and I had no choice but to post it, because it’s inspiring…..not only inspiring that working at weddings is funy, but also inspiring because it reminds us that if you wanna grab tit, you just have to go for it, and if those tits are on fat chicks who like any male attention and they don’t freak the fuck out over the first titty tap, you have to just play them like a bongo drum…but remember for every horny insecure fat chick hungry for male attention and fried foods, willing to take any male touch that comes their way is an angry fat chick who would ruin you the first chance she had, so you’ll have to weigh out the risk factors yourself….. Either way, let’s make this shit go viral.

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Jaime Pressly Fondles The Coin Slot

Posted on February 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know it’s weird, but lately I’ve noticed that I’ve got some sort of weird fetish for hot celebrity chicks sensual feeding parking meters in public. I don’t know why. Here’s Jaime Pressly slowly sliding some hot coins into the willing coin slot. Ow! I’m sorry. I spoke to my therapist about it and she just told me to grow up. There’s two hundred bucks I’m never getting back.

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