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Natalie Portman Is New And Improved

It’s official: I’m loving the new and improved Natalie Portman . I have no clue why she was there, but here she is on the sidelines of the Baylor/Texas game showing off her new boobs. And they’re still big. Maybe not as big as that dude’s leg behind her, but personally, I like Natalie’s cleavage much better. I guess it’s true what they say, everything is bigger in Texas. Related Articles: Natalie Portman’s Perfect Little Booty Natalie Portman Busts Out Some Cleavage Scarlett Johansson & Natalie Portman: An Awesome Lesbian Fantasy Natalie Portman Nude Scene In Hotel Chevalier

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Natalie Portman Is A Hot Blond

It’s been a while since I’ve had Natalie Portman up on Hollywood Tuna, and in that time, a lot’s changed: she’s a MILF now. And apparently a blonde too. Here’s Natalie showing off her new hair on the set of Terrence Malick’s new movie, and I hope there’s going to be a nude scene. How else are we supposed to find out if the carpet matches the drapes? I really hate it when movies don’t pay attention to the little details like that. Related Articles: Natalie Portman’s Perfect Little Booty Natalie Portman Busts Out Some Cleavage Scarlett Johansson & Natalie Portman: An Awesome Lesbian Fantasy Natalie Portman Nude Scene In Hotel Chevalier Photos: FameFlynet

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Lady Gaga’s Horrible Yet Amazing Concert Ass of the Day

Lady Gaga may be a garbage lie of a human with the face of the demon she probably sold her soul to in order to have this much fame and power….and her costumes may be not quite erotic enough…..since there is that high percentage chance she’s got a cock and balls and dirt on some record producer….like pictures of their tranny sex to get her here….even though I am convinced she’s just a tool making other people more money than she is making herself….a cookie cutter cut-out of what they needed to reach the gay/dyke/trans crowd…textbook formulas that work in business if enough of a machine is behind the concept…. But I have actually grabbed her ass at a party before she got really famous….and she was pantsless and in fishnets….wasted and unaware of my tender romantic touch….as I reached around her bodyguard to see what was good…and trust me….as much as I hate admitting it…it was good….

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Ninal Agdal Models Bathing Suits of the Day

Nina Agdal is some model I have POSTED ABOUT ONCE OR TWICE BEFORE her claim to fame is that she is or way an SI Swimsuit Model…. which is code for she either has sex with athletes who have powerful agents who threaten SI to cut their supply of EXLCUSIVES if they don’t feature the bitch….or she’s actually got a rockin’ body that is worthy of half nakedness….even though I figure having a vagina makes a bitch worthy of half nakedness and I am a firm believer if SI took life by the balls and featured fat chicks in bikinis because despite the fact that you may not notice they exist except when they are sucking your dick one night when you were bored enough to online date…cuz online date girls always put out…..they are quite comical posing in bikinis…I know cuz I married a fat chick…. Here’s This Nina Agdal SI Swimsuit Model…..modeling Swimsuits….cuz that’s kinda her thing…

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Kate Upton Fat for CR Fashion Book Fall of the Day

Kate Upton is doing some fairy tale fantasy fetish shit for CR Fashion magazine, all Little Bo Peepin’ it up in some bloomers and huge titties….and I know what you are thinking, that this bitch is hardly what the media is making her out to be, sure she’s got fat sloppy tits at the tender age of 19, but her face is rugged and retarded looking, but more importantly, her body is boxy, and struggling to not catch up to her big old titties….because you are a hater and a bad person….just jealous of all she’s done in this short time…and no I’m not talking about her eating…. I think she looks lovely, delicate and very fit….because girls need to love their bodies…no matter how diabetic they are…..even after the amputations and motorized scooter assisted living….she’ll still have her tits…it’s just God’s plan for us.

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Natalie Portman Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Natalie Portman brought her mom body out in a bikini and I know what you are thinking, women are disgusting as fuck after giving birth, especially in their panties, from all the pushing and prodding and passing of a creepy living thing out of their glorious vaginas, while ravaging not only gentials, but stomach….making a girl never quite the same….even if she tries to bounce back….because she comes with annoying as fuck baggage and no matter how many kegels she does…that shit just doesn’t disappear…..but what does disappear is the boner of their husbands as they move onto younger more fertile versions of the woman they married who has become a shell of her former self….a shell that in Natalie Portman’s case has a lot of money to finance a lot of fun….that makes her shitty mom body almost respectable….especially to her fan base that are geeks and star wars nerds who love her even when she was an action figure they’ve shoved up their ass….while jerking off….true story…. But I think she looks lovely….because I see beauty in everything….especially procreation. It is god’s plan for us. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Natalie Portman nipples

Natalie Portman is one of the hottest actresses in Hollywood right now in our opinion and here she is showing off her hard nipples to the paparazzi wearing a see-through top Continue reading

Natalie Portman nipples

Natalie Portman is one of the hottest actresses in Hollywood right now in our opinion and here she is showing off her hard nipples to the paparazzi wearing a see-through top Continue reading

Natalie Portman Gives Birth To A Son

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Natalie Portman Fiancé

Natalie Portman#39;s Fiancé Benjamin Millepied, principal dancer at the New York City Ballet, was spotted moving his way through Manhattan this week while shooting ads for the unreleased scent, which will debut in September. He’s a dancer, a fiancé, a father-to-be — and now, Natalie Portman‘s main squeeze Benjamin Millepied is the new face of an unnamed Yves Saint Laurent men’s fragrance. According to WWD, the fragrance will be third in a line of YSL scents that includes L’Homme (Halle Berry

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