Nerds fucking love Allison Brie… Who the fuck is Allison Brie..other than some overly famous, inflated ego, who probably doesn’t deserve the fame or attention she gets, but luckily for her people are lazy, bookers are lazy, casting people are lazy, fans are lazy, everyone is lazy…so when some eager little whore like this roles around…they cast her, because why not, she’s family, people seemingly like her, she was on a TV show…perfect.. She was on TV, now she’s on GLOW the Girls of Wrestling…showing TITS…fun… TITS are fun…and when you’re an actor…fucking bring it – that’s what you’re paid for trick…. I like paying girls to show me their tits…it’s really the only way I see tits…and I like the power those 5 dollars bills have in my hand…truth… This is so pixelated – how the fuck is this considered topless…MAKES no sense… The post Allison Brie Topless in GLOW of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My girl, who is not actually my girl because she doesn’t know that I exist, but who I consider my girl, because I follow her on social media more aggressively that I follow anyone, and I’m not really the only one following her, millions upon millions of people are, but that’s because Bella Thorne is a young slutty selfie producer and she has commercial success…which is exactly what we’re looking for and need….in a world where most slutty selfies producers aren’t commercially successful… The interesting thing about her that ins’t that interesting is that she really fucking loves her nipple rings…and wants you to love them also…so STARE and appreciate…show the girl some respect and give her what she wants…your attention…making her a wonderful gift… The post Bella Thorne’s Nipple Ring of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Rohrbach is wet on set of Baywatch which is probably more wet than she’s ever been for Leo, because rumors I’ve heard about Leo include he doesn’t really fuck girls anymore, they are boring to him, he gets too many of them…he just hangs out with them in exchange for the PR they get for it…launching their careers…leading to a SI borderline porno/glamour model getting her big break – like she was Pam Anderson in the 90s…playing Pam Anderson in 2016s…. I think it’s safe to say that we can all agree that Baywatch didn’t need a redux. It didn’t need s redo. It didn’t need to a new movie. Sure these paparazzi pics of the movie are popular, especailly amongst the 35 year olds, and probably the highlight of the movie…because one thing I know for sure is that these pics are better than the movie will be… It’s a garbage idea, but I guess we’ll see how many lame 35 – 50 year old pervert dudes are still around on opening night…no one under 35 even know what Baywatch is…and that alone makes this existing so weird to me… Not to mention, you can see these girls naked online, you don’t need a shitty storyline and shitty acting and THE ROCK to get to the tits…go for the tits… TO SEE ALL THE BAYwATCH PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach Wet on Set of Baywatch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Irina Shayk is perfect. Really the only model in the last 5 years who has anything substantial about her. Which is how she escaped Communist Russia, and land a series of A-Listers…like Brad Cooper… Yes, over photoshopped catalog pics of some shitty mall brand is not what I consider hot, exciting, stimulating…I actually hate them and the produce they are trying to selll.. But Irina Shayk, even amongst the dog shit that is shit shoot,that may be like the shit she was hiding in on the train she escaped out of Russia on..before becoming rich, famous and the pussy to the rich and famous…she’s still fucking spectacular… The post Irina Shayk Gets Paid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know what this butt shot is from, but I’ll assume it’s Coachella, so that I can pretend to be current, even though her ex boyfriend Calvin Harris was the headliner, I know weird, how the fuck did a DJ get a headlining spot for the Sunday Night, apparently he’s fucking possibly impregnating the number one person in the music industry called TAYLOR SWIFT… I like when dudes fuck their way to the top, we call it doing the Kevin Federline…it’s pushing gender restrictions…and is important in this genderless world where really dudes are still expected to be dudes…while women try to steal our jobs. That said, Rita Ora is a bit of an exhibitionist, her tits and ass and willingness to get naked is really the only reason anyone knows who Rita Ora is. From club kid, DJ whore in the UK, to the Kardashian brother’s girlfriend, to god knows who else she’s fucked…all while showing off her tits in an attempt to be seen as more than just a lighter shade of Rihanna….literally… My favorite Rita Ora story is not that I’ve seen her nipples at least a dozen times, it’s not that she’s still a traditional girl getting ahead through nudity in this era of “free the nipple” being to support breast feeding and not get jobs…it’s not all the dudes she’s sucked for a career like it was the good old days…because girls still fuck their way into a good life… My favorite story is that I was tweeting about her last night – only to be ignored – because I am always ignored… Here’s her ass flash… The post Rita Ora’s Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t really cover news, even though I should, because it’s far easier to make fun of than just another girl in the same photoshoot, over and over again, to the point where they are all the fucking same photoshoot…with the same boring girl who is good to look at but has no personality… Throw in some action with the tits, where Trump’s Campaign manager ASSAULTED her as she was getting up in TRUMP’s face and grabbing at him… So the Michelle Fields goes and presses charges like a fucking baby, who needs to spend time doing some war correspondence because if you get in the way, you’re gonna get pushed… I am not defending TRUMP or the comedy that is TRUMP getting this far, which is just a testament of where America is right now, thank’s to the lack of free education, in a system designed to keep the poor man poor, and make the rich man rich. I read a quote the other day that “the richest man has likely never contributed to the poorest and hungriest man in America, but I can assure you that the poorest and hungriest man in America has contributed to the richest man”…it’s a little fucking backwards… Here’s her bruises: I saw some hip bitch with way more bruises on her arms the other day in the coffee shop, but those were from sex and bitch wasn’t complaining about them, instead showing them off so we knew she liked to fuck.. I guess what it all comes dow to…is tits, and that Michelle Fields who clearly likes to draw attention to herself with her tits…is using this to become household. We call it “the Erin Andrews”… OMG am I victim blaming? I just think girls complain a lot about equality, but at the same time complain a lot about sexual assault and harassment. I’ve never accused a girl of raping me while I was drunk, even the ugly ones I know I couldn’t be accountable for… The post Reporter Michele Fields Gets Assaulted by Trump’s Team of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You may remember Madison Riley as her 2006 role in Smallville where she’s credited as “COUSIN” but she was so much more than that… Or maybe you remember her in something called Miss March where she played “SOCIALITE” but who we know carried the story and put “MISS MARCH” on the map.. Or maybe you remember her from her acting break where she had no jobs in 2013, and the industry shut down and couldn’t handle a life without Madison Riley on Camera…but I remember her comeback…which is really the only thing of value she’s done and that is these nude pics with SLIT…SINCE NAKED IS WHAT GETS YOU FAMOUS…we’re all pretty fucking basic…and that’s all it takes.. The post Madison Riley Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anyone who knows anything about the paparazzi, know that these girls call freelance photographers who work for the photo agencies, they meet up, shake hands, then do the cheesiest fucking poses in as slutty a way as possible – hoping all the blogs that are basic, starved for content, looking for babe content will post them…. It’s really the only reason a girl like Charlotte McKinney has a career, or is known, or gets featured on anything. She hustles. I don’t know if she’s the first nobody to book a show called “dancing with the stars”, but she wasn’t a star when she booked the show called “dancing with the stars”…and she sure as fuck isn’t one now… But her tits, have got her noticed, have been milked and probably also covered in a lot of cum throughout her 5 minutes of fame…which is saying a lot, because her face makes me think she was destined to be a Florida cocktail waitress but instead…she’s doing deep stretches on the beach for the paparazzi like she’s Jacki Onasis or some shit, only far more ghetto, thirsty, pathetic….and BUSTY…busty is what matters…even though she’s trying to show off her ass… What a joke..a joke that works…because tits get hits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney is Hilarious of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Earlier this week, Jada Pinkett Smith called out the Academy for the lack of diversity amongst the 2016 Oscar nominees. It’s an important and legitimate complaint, but Jada has met with some serious backlash – and not just from the bigoted comment board trolls who always throw tantrums over this sort of thing. Yesterday, Janet Hubert – who played the original Aunt Viv on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air – went off on Jada in a bizarre four-minute video that she posted online. It wasn’t terribly surprising, as Hubert and Jada’s husband, Will Smith, have openly disliked one another for years. The latest criticism, however, comes straight of of left field, courtesy of noted crazy person Alexis Arquette, who posted, then quickly deleted the following batsh-t rant on Facebook: “ When Jada comes out as gay and her beard husband admits his first marriage ended when she walked in to him butt servicing his sugar daddy Benny Medina..then I will listen to them. Will threw a fit on the set of Six Degrees of Separation when he was required by the scene to kiss Anthony Rapp. He persuaded the director to shoot the back of his head in frame. Blocking the non existent lip lock entirely. Fuck him. Gays have enemies. They lurk in gilded closets. Outing is healthy. You are either wish or against us. You decide. Today .” Rumors about Will and Jada’s sex life being far from traditional have been circulating for years, but even if every single one of those reports is true, who the hell cares? What does that have to do with Jada’s accusations of bigotry within the Academy? What’s the point of any of this, aside from drumming up some publicity for Alexis Arquette, whose previous claim to fame was describing Jared Leto’s penis ? Anyway, we’re sharing this story because it’s interesting, but Alexis deserves exactly zero space in your brain, so please zap yourself with one of those Men In Black memory-erasing dealies right now. We’re sure in this case, Will would happily lend you his. View Slideshow: The Cast of Independence Day: Where Are They Now?
Khloe Kardashian isn’t typically one to be mysterious. In fact, she’s easily earned the moniker of TMI queen, evidenced by her kazillion interviews over the past couple weeks in which she spills her guts about nearly every detail in her life. So it was kind of weird to see her post this cryptic message on Instagram: Uh, what’s THAT supposed to mean, Khloe? Some fans are speculating that she’s upset about the news of boyfriend James Harden being spotted at a Los Angeles strip club with sister Kylie Jenner’s ne’er do well bae Tyga over the weekend. Searching for meaning in the caption leaves us empty-handed as well, as she writes: “Never compromise the way you desire to be loved. We all should require and demand a certain type of love and that’s for us to choose in any realm. “Don’t lose yourself in lowering your standards to make someone else comfortable in love. Search for a love that’s equal. You ARE deserving of equal love!!” Hmm. Suddenly Ms. Let-It-All-Hang-Out has turned into your annoying Facebook friend who posts seemingly deep yet entirely passive-aggressive messages in a sad plea for attention (and likes). So are Khloe and James on the rocks? Last week we reported that the NBA star was furious with Khloe after she moved her ex Lamar Odom into her home, so what better response than… STRIP CLUB FIELD TRIP! As for Khloe’s post, it’s not that it isn’t, ya know, generally sage advice, but one typically doesn’t post such a thing without subtext. Of course, she could be directing this message toward Kylie, who has clearly been put through the ringer with Tyga, who’s been accused of texting a 14-year-old model and cheating with Brazilian model Annalu Cardoso . And if that is the case, we say: Kylie, take heed.
