Bella Hadid posted a pictures of her shoving her tit in Kendall Jenner’s face because of #illuminati. This is how these rich girls conceptualize their world takeover and thank each other for helping each other trick the world into thinking they are relevant…because apparently they are….. It’s a little “titties in your face, we won at life, cuz our parents are rich and our siblings paved the way for us, all thanks to your help BFF”… Pretty garbage, but still a tits… The post Bella Hadid Titties in Kendall Jenner Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Taylor Swift’s real life Barbie Doll that she plays with on the regular…Karlie Kloss…is on the beach in Miami because it is Swim Week… The only thing interesting about her is that she was sold by Victoria’s Secret to Taylor Swift in some marketing endorsement deal that helped increase her profile as a promo model, from being a fashion model, because she’s tall as fuck…but also boring as fuck… I don’t understand how she made it as a Lingerie or Swim model, she’s long and tall, sure, but that’s not what I want in my lingerie or swim models….it’s just weird looking… I guess the only thing interesting about this is that Taylor Swift let her out of her cage to have a trip in Miami…what a nice Taylor Swift…despite being a demon from hell…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Karlie Kloss in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know this bitch is getting paid millions to be putting a stupid on her fat stomach that doesn’t really compete with her liposuction she gets on the regular to maintain this flat stomach bullshit monster who doesn’t look human…because she isn’t human…she’s half Karadashian, possibly full Kardashian, I’m convinced she’s Kim’s clone made in the lab with their millions and Bruce’s pussy making surgeon….but the whole thing Kardashian is terrible… Seeing her getting paid to put a diaper on her stomach like it’s a medical device and not be ashamed of this…is the equivalent of her taking a giant shit on her social media…the next paid post idea for this fucking puppet…who looks like a puppet… The post Kylie Jenner Stomach Wrap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lauryn Hill 3 Hours Late To Pittsburgh Show Apparently, people are still purchasing tickets to Lauryn Hill concerts, and leaving shocked and upset upon realizing that Lauryn DGAF about her scheduled performances. According to NJ.com , Lauryn pulled her regular stunt tonight at Heinz Hall in Pittsburgh. Her concert was slated to start at 8 p.m., but as a whole slew of angry fan tweets revealed, she didn’t show up until well after 11 p.m. The stop was part of Lauryn’s “MLH Caravan: Diaspora Calling” tour. Dozens of fans headed back to the box office for refunds while series of DJs substituted for several hours. No word on how long of a performance she was able to pull off after that…seeing as how most concert venues have cut-off times for how late they’ll run. But seriously…we aren’t clear who is still paying their hard-earned, tax-deducted coins on Lauryn Hill concerts then being somehow shocked when she shows up the next day, if ever . We were under the impression…especially after Lauryn said OUT HER OWN MOUTH that things like punctuality and delivering on contracts and bookings just ain’t her scene. Y'all go to Lauryn Hill concerts, then get upset when a Lauryn Hill concert is a Lauryn Hill concert. — Steelers 13-5 (@slicka_333) February 1, 2017 Purchase at your own risk… Splash/WENN
As my regular readers know, Devin Brugman here is probably the second-hottest bikini blogger in the business right now. After myself, of course. (Don’t laugh. You’ve probably never seen me in a Speedo.) Anyway, the only difference is, Devin actually models the bikinis herself. And yeah, OK, fine, maybe those massive funbags make her the new #1… But just wait until I start modeling banana hammocks on Instagram too. » view all 12 photos Continue reading →
If you’re anything like me (AKA fat and lazy), you probably don’t love going to the gym. But if you’re looking to stay in shape anyway, I think I might’ve just discovered a great new workout, thanks to this latest photoshoot from Colombian mega-hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio . And no, I’m not talking about using any of those exercise balls or resistance bands she’s got going on in these shots. That’s way too much effort. But if you just spend 30-45 seconds with these pictures for a few reps a day, 5 days a week, I can guarantee you’ll have the buffest forearms in no time. Just remember to stretch first. I don’t want anyone hurting themselves. » view all 17 photos
Used to be, we’d get a new booty update from Maria Menounos almost every other day. Me and the Little Tuna could barely keep up. But now that she’s not hosting Extra anymore, it’s been getting a little harder to get my regular fix from the Greek hottie. But luckily, I have some great news: it looks like Maria’s started a second career as an Instagram bikini model. And if these are a preview of what’s to come, I predict she’s going to do extremely well in this business. Fingers crossed.
This is really uninteresting pictures of Adriana Lima for Vogue Brasil…but I guess she’s Brazilian pride, who has left the most violent alleys of Rio…and Zika virus…where Olympic Athletes are starting to fill up their athlete villages…where they are getting abducted, robbed and gunpoint and diseased enough to make babies with mini-heads…to make it in the world on the international scale… But who Brazil can reference when they need some good press, like sure people get killed everyday on the streets shopping innocent multiple times a day here, but have you seen Adriana Lima, that bitch was hot right? Go Brazil! The post Adriana Lima in Vogue Brasil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lara Stone is looking good for an old sloppy model – in this shoot for Love Magazine. Maybe I am just into slutty pictures…of sluts… Lara Stone is actually a pretty top earning busty model who poses topless for fashion on the regular….has huge tits and I think she’s lovely to look at… BUt that may be because her team tried to sue me for posting pics of her and her fat husband, comedian David Williams, on their honeymoon…and I fucking love girls who hate me… You know a NO WAY, NEVER, Fuck Yourself…from a girl makes me want to fuck her more…it’s less rapey than it sounds… Well, she’s divorced now, because I guess tits only remain appealing for so long, eventually the shitty personality starts to get training – especially when you have other pussy options…or maybe she’s the one who cheated to advance her career and feel hot…models, you know they like their pussies filled withe that constant male attention affirming they got it going on as they know they are aging and no one actually cares about them… But we care about them tits…so here she is in another slutty shoot…because she’s still got them in her…but the real question is what else she’s got in….or has had in her to get to this point….something to think about. The post Lara Stone for LOVE Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I say that I don’t know who any of these people are on the regular – because for the most part – I don’t know who any of these people are – but sometimes I am just trolling – by pretending I don’t know who a fame whore bitch is even if I know who that fame whore bitch is – but I don’t actually know the fame whore bitch – so I techncially don’t know who she is – or what she is – I just know her name…which isn’t enough to really determine the motivation for why she’s half naked…not that I complain about half naked – if anything -I live for it… But Carla Gugino…I genuinely don’t remember, she seems old and trying to make a comeback in some obscure magazine, which I guess is a start… I usually prefer the sex tape approach though….not black and white fake artsy shit… Either way, for the Carla Gugino fans…here’s Carla Gugino… The post Carla Gugino for Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
