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Ariana Grande Responds to Bette Midler Insult: You Used to be Cool!

Earlier this week, Bette Midler called Ariana Grande a “whore.”  No really, that happened. The 68-year-old music legend offered some career advice to the 21-year-old pop princess by basically telling her to put some clothes on and stop humping furniture in her music videos. Not surprisingly, Ari was less than thrilled with Bette’s unsolicited pro tips. In fact, sources claimed Ariana is a huge fan of Bette’s , and that she was shocked by the insults, as she always saw herself as following in Midler’s footsteps.  Ari is known for her hot temper, and were fans braced for a full-blown War of the Divas. Sadly, when Grande finally responded to Bette’s comments on Twitter last night, she took the high road in admirable fashion: “Bette has always been a feminist who stood for women being able to do whatever the F they wanted without judment,” Ari tweeted. “Not sure where that Bette went but I want that sexy mermaid back! Always a fan no matter what my love, and I will still quote first wives club every single day of my life lmao.”  Oooooh, snap! Not only did Ari play the feminist card, she also played the seldom-used “Remember when you used to jiggle your things for the whole world?” card.  Seriously though, Bette’s gotta be a little embarrassed that she just got out-classed by a woman who’s 47 years (!) her junior, and whom she just ragged on for her supposed lack of decorum. Looks like Ari picked the perfect time to put her diva ways behind her. 29 Hottest Ariana Grande Photos 1. Hot Ariana Grande Ariana Grande is such a young hottie. Just don’t believe those nude pics floating around. Not really her.

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Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger: Photo Booth Licking Alert!

A couple weeks ago,  Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger were caught kissing on camera on the sidelines of a college football game. But if that was the couple’s way of going public, we have to now wonder: What does it mean to be caught licking each other inside a photo booth?!? The singer and the actor’s son attended the birthday party of tattoo artist Dakota Gomez last night.  It was held at The Hudson bar in West Hollywood and Gomez posted a snapshot on Instagram of various photo booth participants from the evening. Look closely and you’ll see Miley and Patrick playfully groping each other while squeezing into the tight space with their pals: “To all of you that surprised me last night and came out to celebrate my birthday thankyou,” Gomez wrote as a caption. “Great friends, good food and even better drinks (thankyou @jessebrooke @kevmarciano ) made it a night I will never forget!” Cyrus and Schwarzenegger are clearly going very strong. Over the weekend, they came together to celebrate Miley’s 22nd birthday , which was held by good friend Jeff Beacher at the new Beachers Madhouse, also in West Hollywood. Onlookers say the twosome enjoyed plenty of PDA for this occasion as well. “Miley and Patrick were spotted hugging, kissing and dancing together,” a witness tells E! News. “Miley was in her own world with Patrick. She was all over him.” Despite this relationship heating up, however, do not believe everything you read: Miley Cyrus is not pregnant . Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.

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Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger: Photo Booth Licking Alert!

A couple weeks ago,  Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger were caught kissing on camera on the sidelines of a college football game. But if that was the couple’s way of going public, we have to now wonder: What does it mean to be caught licking each other inside a photo booth?!? The singer and the actor’s son attended the birthday party of tattoo artist Dakota Gomez last night.  It was held at The Hudson bar in West Hollywood and Gomez posted a snapshot on Instagram of various photo booth participants from the evening. Look closely and you’ll see Miley and Patrick playfully groping each other while squeezing into the tight space with their pals: “To all of you that surprised me last night and came out to celebrate my birthday thankyou,” Gomez wrote as a caption. “Great friends, good food and even better drinks (thankyou @jessebrooke @kevmarciano ) made it a night I will never forget!” Cyrus and Schwarzenegger are clearly going very strong. Over the weekend, they came together to celebrate Miley’s 22nd birthday , which was held by good friend Jeff Beacher at the new Beachers Madhouse, also in West Hollywood. Onlookers say the twosome enjoyed plenty of PDA for this occasion as well. “Miley and Patrick were spotted hugging, kissing and dancing together,” a witness tells E! News. “Miley was in her own world with Patrick. She was all over him.” Despite this relationship heating up, however, do not believe everything you read: Miley Cyrus is not pregnant . Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.

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Jennifer Aniston for Harper’s Bazaar December of the Day

I guess when you get old and your sex appeal dies with your fertility – you try to do creative things when it comes to photoshoots to distract people from the botox her millions of dollars buys herself… Now I’m not a Jennifer Aniston hater, I just think she’s old, had a TV hit and should leave some room for the younger and fresher girls. You know, do like she did in her marriage to Brad Pitt and take the sidelines for hotter pussy. It just makes sense…unlike her posing with balls…which is kinda like the idea of her having sex appeal..

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Senator Kirsten Gillibrand Reveals Sexist Comments From Fellow Senators

New York Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand’s new book, “Off the Sidelines,” brings sexism in the senate to the forefront with works like porky, baby and chubby being thrown around, you’d think this was the 1980s.

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Rihanna has an Ass Crack Dress of the Day

Rihanna wore a dress that her ass crack stuck out of because she’s an elegant classy hooker from a shanty town, with a garbage man father and a spark in her eye to fuck any rich tourist who could make her famous… I’d say her dress was exciting, but I’ve seen this girl naked, in fact early on her nude pics were part of her marketing campaign, along with being beat up by Chris Brown, that led to her becoming the biggest hit of all fucking time, despite low level of talent… Reminding us all that when you hit big, it’s usually not because you’re good at what you do, but more because you’re a horrible person who fucks everyone over along the fucking way… That said, I appreciate all she does in her exhibitionism, whether it is slutting up these kids of classy events…or just getting naked for fashion magazines for free..she’s good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF RIHANA BUTT CRACK BEING CLASSY.. CLICK HERE

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Ireland Baldwin’s Lesbianism of the Day

When you’re 6 foot tall and 180 pounds…pretty irrelevant as a model, despite wanting nothing more than to be a model, but forced to sit on the sidelines when your rich Malibu friends get modelling gigs…being a lesbian just makes sense…especially after everyone is looking at you because you have rich and famous parents, and you’re out there trying to make as much noise as possible to separate you that…being a lesbian just makes sense…even after being in a long term relationship with some dude she practically had sex with on instagram for likes…just makes sense…because being a young girl learning about her sexuality and realizing that being a lesbian gets talked about…makes posting it on the internet to generate buzz, whether it is legit, sincere or not…just makes sense…especially when it is interracial… We call this attention seeking. Like two fat girls at the club making out for pervert dudes who get excited when any two girls make out in front of them…but the famous parent version. FOr the record – I am all for lesbians….as long as they let me watch.

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Ireland Baldwin Needs to be Recognized for her Work of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is an aspiring Swimsuit model. She is signed to IMG, a top agency that represents a bunch of the models in the Swimsuit issue, but for some reason, she was overlooked, even though she worked the event around the Swimsuit issue, and made friends with the people who work at Swimsuit issue, and has been working out to have a body fit for the Swimsuit Issue…paving the groundwork for Next Year’s Swimsuit issue… Friends with GIGI HADID…probably jealous of GIGI HADID..it shoulda been her..kind of girls hate girls especially when the other girl wins situation…pretend to be happy for her… So she did what any normal jealous girl would do…and that’s post ass pics on the internet in a bikini…making her own SI Swimsuit…because with the internet and social media…who needs SI to make this happen for you…It’s all about doing it yourself motherfucker…it’s the Ireland Baldwin Swimsuit Edition..published by Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassigner’s allowance they give her… I like it..

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Anastasia Ashley in my Hotel Room in a Bikini of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is a lovely delicate flower sent from heaven to make your life a happier place, she’s also a pro surfer, who lives an amazing life and has an amazingly fit body…that is currently being celebrated in SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT She’s also a friend…who works hard at what she does…and who I try to support and endorse whenever I get the chance…because she is inspirational to people like me who don’t like getting off the couch…who fear dying or being eaten by sharks…and who don’t really want to post pics of my ass on instagram, but who I am happy to know, and who I am happy does it, because I get to watch from the sidelines… To say I am her number 1 fan, probably an understatement…I am all about her hustle, fuck I’d carry her purse to set if she let me and it was nice to see her nipples…get a little harder…for the rest of the world… Long before the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit happened…we did a fun photoshoot with STEVEN MEIERS (THE BEST PHOTOGRAPHER KNOWN TO MAN – SERIOUSLY HE WILL BE THE NEXT TERRY RICHARDSON) on the balcony in my hotel room in LA and I should have masturbated in the corner…but instead I did it on the on the balcony while sniffing the railing after she left…sometimes being a pathetic loser…is pretty alright.

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Useless Cop of the Day

This is an inspiring Thanksgiving video to ring in the Holiday season and bring in the holiday spirit of goodwill towards men and the black Friday sales…where you can save up to 50 dollars on a TV if you’re lucky… Where a group of civilians jump into icy waters to save an elderly woman who is stuck in the overturned car… Only for the cop, the trained professional to stand on the sidelines and watch, because it looked under control, as he chatted on his cellphone and the people handled the rescue as untrained professionals… I guess he didn’t want to get wet, he doesn’t get paid enough for that. What a jok, but in his defence aren’t all cops useless in their own right?

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