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True Tori Season 2 Episode 3: The Best Quotes & Cringe-Worthy Moments

For all the talk of True Tori (and Tori Spelling’s whole life) being scripted, there were plenty of undeniably real moments last night, for better or worse. True Tori Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes “I was feeling really bad about my potato-making skills.” – Tori, after Dean felt that she had microwaved a potato incorrectly, sending her plunging into an existential crisis and a state of instant self-loathing Permalink: Not So Hot Potato Added: November 05, 2014 1. Not So Hot Potato “I was feeling really bad about my potato-making skills.” – Tori, after Dean felt that she had microwaved a potato incorrectly, sending… While she absolutely milks her personal problems for money and fame, there’s simply no faking some of the specifics we saw on True Tori Season 2 Episode 3 . It was the kind of slow-moving TV train wreck that just kept getting more ridiculous, and more uncomfortable to watch, with each passing moment. You couldn’t script anything that bad if you tried. And we’re sure she would. But perhaps therein lies the genius of the show. She’s trying SO hard to make dramatic, must-see TV that even the byproduct of her failure is pretty epic. For example, if you can bring yourself to watch True Tori online , you’ll see: Tori argue with Dean McDermott over a baked potato, then turn it into a referendum on how he treats her as a person, in the span of 10 seconds. Tori vent about about those men with cameras … to a cameraman. Tori relentlessly hype up a long-awaited, very much unnecessary reunion with ex-husband Charlie Shanian , only to have him refuse to be filmed. Tori’s kid ask if mom and dad can take turns driving her to cheer. The young one is clearly a pro’s pro when it comes to reading cue cards. Watch True Tori Season 2 Episode 3 Online How can the painful paid possibly top this come next week on Lifetime? We have no idea honestly, but when it comes to Tori Spelling’s ability to give herself nervous breakdowns for the sake of ratings, we put nothing past her. Seriously. If no drama presents itself, she’ll come up with some.

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Miley Cyrus: Topless, Toothless, Covered in Fried Chicken on Instagram

Miley Cyrus has a weird thing about getting naked and Photoshopping random crap onto her boobs. First Miley sunbathed topless with aliens on her nipples, now she’s presented us with what might be the least arousing nude pic in the history of photography: Yup, that’s something you can’t unsee.  If the fake hillbilly teeth weren’t enough to turn you off, there’s also the cartoon fried chicken to conjure the feeling of greasy skin and the smell of the Colonel’s secret recipe. Miley’s Instagram  has always been a weird place, but the singer/uber-stoned performance artist has really A-game on terms of bizarre topless selfies lately. Take the daisy and disco titties pics from last week. Is she trying to confuse penises all over the world? Because if so, she’s doing a bang-up job. Normally we’re in favor of all types of nudity, but lately, Miley’s has felt like something from a Ren & Stimpy cartoon that never made it to air because it was more terrifying than funny. Reportedly, Miley’s dating Patrick Schwarzenegger now, so maybe she’ll cool it with the weird nakedness now that she’s connected to a high-powered political family. Then again, no one’s more allergic to shirts that Arnold. Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.

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Artie Lange Tweets X-Rated, Slave-Based Fantasy About ESPN’s Cari Champion

WARNING: The following messages are rated R. For both adult content. And their Ridiculously inappropriate nature. On Tuesday, Artie Lange went on a Twitter barrage in reference to ESPN Cari Champion, who is best known for hosing the awful show First Take. The sexual rant began in a grotesque manner… and then only grew worse from there. “The chick on ESPNs First Take is so f-ckin hot! Trying to maintain erection and jerkoff to chick on First Take but they keep cutting back to Stephen A Smith and the white guy,” Lange wrote. “Frustrating! I want the Chick on First Take to laugh at my white d-ck!” Lange then proceeded to bring Champion’s race even more into the spotlight. “Here’s the scenario I’m using to jerkoff to chick on First Take, he continued. “I’m T. Jefferson & she’s my slave. She beats the sh-t out of me & runs free. Then I c-m and she’s free! The Happiest ending ever! Then as reparations I make Skip Baylis (sic) my slave! “I attempt to whip @CariChampion cuz she disrespected the Jefferson Plantation but she grabs whip & beats me I c*m like a fat founding father.” In response to this vitriol, #iSupportCari started to trend today on Twitter. Champion is yet to speak out on Lange’s disgusting Tweets, but we feel terrible for her. It’s bad enough having to sit across from Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless everyday.

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Candice Swanepoel Picture of the Day

Some photographer or creative director posted this picture of Candice Swanepeol…and I liked it because despite being owned by a huge evil exploitative brand…Candice Swanepoel still has a rocking’ body…and to jude a slave by their slave owner, would be unfair, because the slave is just doing what they were bought to do…and luckily in Candice’s case, that involves THONGS!

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Who Looked More Bangin? Reality TV Sisters Edition With Laura & Gloria Govan

The Govan sisters strut their red carpet stuff in Hollyweird Laura Govan And Gloria Govan Attend The “12 Years A Slave” Premiere Former Basketball Wives cast members and real-life sisters Laura and Gloria Govan may be out of the reality tv limelight since officially getting the boot from the show earlier this year, but they’re still managing to stay on the radar. Laura and Gloria were both spotted attending the film premiere of “12 Years A Slave” held in L.A. earlier this week. Both sisters went with the “all black everything get up, but Laura was a little more modest…. ….while Gloria gave her girls a breather: So you already know what the million dollar question is, riiiigght? Who looked more bangin ? WENN

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Michael Jackson ft Justin Bieber – Slave 2 the Rhythm (Video Oficial)+(Lyrics)♫

Music video by Justin Bieber performing Slave 2 the Rhythm (Official Video). © 2013 The Island Def Jam Music Group JustinBieberVEVO© **LYRICS*** She dances i… http://www.youtube.com/v/qF_i3ZiKDsY?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Read more: Michael Jackson ft Justin Bieber – Slave 2 the Rhythm (Video Oficial)+(Lyrics)♫

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Michael Jackson Feat. Justin Bieber – Slave To The Rhythm (AUDIO – LYRICS) HD

NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED THIS SONG BELONGS TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNERS I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING Justin Bieber ft. Michael Jackson Slave To The Rhythm – Mic… http://www.youtube.com/v/TUficGb8NOc?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Read the rest here: Michael Jackson Feat. Justin Bieber – Slave To The Rhythm (AUDIO – LYRICS) HD

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Justin Bieber ft Michael Jackson Slave to the Rhythm LYRICS

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Justin Bieber ft Michael Jackson Slave To The Rhythm ( Offical Lyrics Video )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZhNWcmMudM official Audio by Michael Jackson featuring Justin Bieber performing Slave 2 The Rhythm. (C) 2013 MJJ Productions … http://www.youtube.com/v/l1A00wKABfA?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata The rest is here: Justin Bieber ft Michael Jackson Slave To The Rhythm ( Offical Lyrics Video )

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Would You Wear Italian Vogue’s “Slave Earrings?”

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Racism is still very well alive today and is constantly roaring it’s ugly head in the media and fashion. After Nivea told us to “re-civilize” ourselves using their products, Italian Vogue wants us to wear “Slave” earrings which are “inspired by Africans brought to America during the slave trade.” Yes, you read that correctly. The earrings are large gold hoops (pictured to the right), which would seem normal if they weren’t named “Slave Earrings.” Who the h*ll over at Vogues marketing department thought this was OK? As a black person do you feel offended and as a black woman would you purchase these earrings? Should Rihanna Cancel Her Nivea Contract Because Of Their Racist Ad? Why This Nivea For Men Ad Is “Uncivilized” [OPINION]

Would You Wear Italian Vogue’s “Slave Earrings?”