Sarah Hyland has what I assume is a genetic disorder that makes her look like she’s 12, even though she’s in her 20s, and is so experienced in love and relationships, and not the virgin she appears to be, that she’s already had at least one restraining order from some bullying boyfriend, who I guess thought her young look, meant he could beat the fuck out of her, like an uncle at a family dinner after too many drinks, tucking in his neice… That said, she’s spent the last 5 years on the Modern Family set, making money and more importantly, learning everything she knows from Sofia Vergara…which I guess along with abusive relationships like a hispanic is used to…this exhibitionism..showing what you got…happened..and it’s good.
I saw Nina Agdal at a party about a week and a half ago…she was drunk, probably with her boyfriend, and most importantly, as retard looking in person as she is in pictures. I didn’t feel bad that I’ve spent the last 3 year of her existence, pointing to her forehead thinking – wtf kind of Downs Syndrome is this…not to mention, the rest of her is as big as her head…she’s a monster…making her this pile of drunken shit, that is fully and officially overrated…..and here she is for PHOTO magazine, sucking…because that’s obviously what she does, otherwise how else would she be here from Denmark…it just doesn’t make sense…
In case you’ve spent the last month living in a cave on Mars with really crappy wi-fi: Kim Kardashian married Kanye West in what’s been dubbed (mainly by Kanye) the Wedding of the Century. While the event certainly wasn’t lacking for media coverage, in all the hubbub about the dress and the location and the Jay Z-Beyonce snub , it seems everyone overlooked one important detail: Kanye’s groomsmen all brought dates who look like Kardashian stunt doubles! Kanye West Groomsmen Photos 1. Jerry Lorenzo Jerry Lorenzo was one of Kanye’s groomsmen. His date could easily pass for a Kardashian. What gives? Is this their way of emulating ‘Ye? Did Kanye insist that his groomsmen date budget versions of Kim to boost her ego? First, let’s look at Kanye’s best man, Don C – who’s wife might be the best Kim doppelganger since Myla Sinanaj . He’s Yeezy’s BFF and his wife’s a full-blown Kardashian klone?! That can’t be a coincidence. Next, we have Jerry Lorenzo, Kanye’s friend and lead designer: His wife isn’t quite as much of a Kim twin, but she could certainly pass for a cousin or aunt. Last but not least is Kanye’s barber Ibn Jasper. Again, his date isn’t as much of a dead-ringer as Don C’s wife (Seriously, the resemblance there is almost creepy.), but she definitely shares one important, um… asset in common with Kim. Jump into the gallery above to check out all of Kanye’s groomsmen and their Kim-esque wives. Maybe ‘Ye really is as much of a trend-setter as he claims. Kim Kardashian Wedding Photos 1. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married! They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.
Brittany Daniel opens up about her off-screen health scare… “The Game” Actress Brittany Daniel Reveals Battle With Cancer The return of Kelly Pitts on this season of “The Game” has fans on the edge of their seats in anticipation of how things will play out now that her former hubby Jason is remarried to Chardonnay. But the real-life longtime girlfriend of Kennan Ivory Wayans and actress Brittany Daniel recently made the brave decision to reveal that the real reason she left the show in the first place was due to a cancer diagnosis. via Huffington Post It’s been nearly three years since former “Sweet Valley High” star Brittany Daniel learned that she had stage IV non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma, and now she’s ready to share her struggle with cancer with the world. In an interview with People magazine, the 38-year-old opens up for the first time about her diagnosis, and how she she’s spent the last few years fighting the aggressive cancer that targets white blood cells called lymphocytes. Daniel discovered she was suffering from the disease after excruciating back pain, night sweats and flu-like symptoms led her to visit a doctor. After receiving the diagnosis, “The Game” star began chemotherapy almost immediately, and moved with her mother into her twin sister Cynthia’s guest house for the duration of her recovery. “There is no way I would have ever gotten through this without my family,” Daniel told the magazine. “My family is everything to me and I feel like they saw me through this.” Today, Daniel reveals she is cancer-free and decided it was time to share her story to help others who are also battling the disease. We’re glad to hear that Brittany is doing well and was brave enough to share her story with the world. Will you be watching this season of ”The Game” to see how things play out?
Rihanna posted a picture of a guy with his head up her ass….and it spoke to me on an emotional level because I have spent the last two nights paying girls to let me do this to them, without the whole trying to get the dressed to look all high fashion, but more the “am I allowed to stick my face in between your ass, or will I get kicked out, I’ll give you 20 dollars extra”…kind of way…because that’s what I do at strip clubs, where conveniently every black girl looks like Rihanna…making this pics come full circle in some kind of light skin, face in ass, vortex only God understands…
O.J., you’re not getting out anytime soon. O.J. Begs Parole Board To Go Easy On Him According to TMZ O.J. Simpson says he’s been nothing but a saint behind bars — a model prisoner– and now he’s begging Nevada prison officials to go easy on him because, well, he really didn’t do anything wrong in the first place. Suuuuure, pal. At his first parole hearing today, O.J. said he’s spent the last five years in prison with some really bad dudes — guys who’ve robbed banks, casinos, and gun shops. But, he says, his crime was much different from those … because he was merely trying to “retrieve” his OWN stuff. O.J. is serving time at the Lovelock Correction Center for a botched robbery of sports memorabilia in a Vegas hotel room in 2007. He was convicted of kidnapping, robbery and burglary and was sentenced to up to 33 years in prison. During the parole hearing, Simpson tried to convince a parole commissioner that he’s kept his nose clean these past few years and hasn’t gotten into any trouble while in the big house. The board didn’t issue a ruling today — and won’t for a couple of weeks — but don’t expect The Juice to get out of prison anytime soon. Because he’s serving concurrent and consecutive sentences for crimes stemming from the Vegas incident — O.J. will have to serve AT LEAST a few more years behind bars, even with a favorable ruling from the parole board. Guess the search for the “real killer” will still have to wait … Even if the parole board gives him a break he still won’t get out for some years. That’s some tough isht.
Pineapple Express director David Gordon Green has a new indie comedy on the way called Prince Avalanche . The film stars Paul Rudd and Emile Hirsch. Check out the first Prince Avalanche trailer below: Prince Avalanche Trailer Rudd plays Alvin, a man who takes a summer job repainting the lines on a country road in order to enjoy some solitude. His oddball brother-in-law Lance, played by Emile Hirsch, joins him, and the two form an unlikely friendship. Prince Avalanche will be available in theaters and On Demand August 9.
Without a doubt, Red Pandas were already winning at life. Acting all cute. Looking like an awesome fox-raccoon hybrid Dr. Seuss critter. Not overhyped like their giant panda brethren. Inspiring the web browser known as Firefox. They are one cool ass species by any measure, but did you know they could do gymnastics too? Watch one do his thing at a panda preserve in Fuzhou, China. How many pull-ups can you do, cross-fitters? Red Panda Pull-Ups
Without a doubt, Red Pandas were already winning at life. Acting all cute. Looking like an awesome fox-raccoon hybrid Dr. Seuss critter. Not overhyped like their giant panda brethren. Inspiring the web browser known as Firefox. They are one cool ass species by any measure, but did you know they could do gymnastics too? Watch one do his thing at a panda preserve in Fuzhou, China. How many pull-ups can you do, cross-fitters? Red Panda Pull-Ups
Mariah Carey has spent the last few months judging contestants on American Idol . But now it’s time for fans to judge this legendary singer again, as she’s come out with a teaser for the single “#Beautiful.” It features a butterfly… and a guitar riff… and Mariah laughing a lot while her hair blows in the wind. That’s about it. Still, this is our first new taste of the superstar’s music in a long time. Give it a listen now: Mariah Carey – “#Beautiful” (Teaser)
