Sara Jean Underwood is in her 30s, I spent the last 4-5 months ignoring her instagram hustle because it was so fucking obvious and that annoyed me – while she’s living up in Montana or Colorado, done with the Hollywood lie / life, she’s still managing to secure her fans from her Playboy days and her Attack of the Show G4TV show that made Oliva Munn and her nerd posse exist…..while building up a new audience doing share-for-share shoutouts with every hooker on instagram – creating a mini empire of cheesy and trash – while still rocking her great body – and I’m not really a fan, but how could you hate on over photoshopped cheesy classic Playboy pics, that Playboy doesn’t even do anymore – it’s like flashback friday – only it’s recent because it’s all she knows… Photoshoots for instagram -… Videos for instagram…. She’s also on snapchat….low level porn on an RV…great booty…shitty implants…memories of the only smut we once had.. The post Sara Jean Underwood Still Instagram Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Malin Akerman must be pretty old….but she’s a fucking babe and sometimes, even when old she can be hot in movies, photoshoots or whatever it is that she does….I’m sure it has something to do with her Swedish roots, or maybe, but I doubt it, it has something to do with her being from Canada….since I’m from Canada and have yet to fuck anyone who looks like Malin, if anything, I’m just mad I didnt find her roaming the streets of Toronto in the late 90s, where I could have moved in and thwarted her dreams of Hollywood, by knocking her up and giving her a home in a basement apartment – hating her existence…who at 37 would be 400 lbs…and not looking like this. It’s funny how life works out for some people….and how it doesn’t workout for others.. The post Malin Akerman for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently Kim Kardashian posted this picture of her ass….that she has spent the last year or two having her team photoshop into something almost worth looking at, until realizing it is Kim Kardashian….leaving you confused, like when you come across a hot tranny without knowing she’s a tranny, forcing you to make the exception because your penis is telling you one thing and your brain is telling you another story and your penis always win… This is not what Kim Kardashian looks like in a g-string, but it’s a version of her, totally modified you can pretend is someone else… The post Kim Kardashian’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Dove has done it again. The company – which previously brought us to tears by showing a military man reuniting with his family – has opened up our waterworks with a new, Father's Day-themed ad. This Dove's Men+Care campaign featured real-life footage of actual men just finding out that their partner is expecting. “Real strength means showing you care even from the very first moment,” reads a message at the end of the commercial. The entire video is chock full of awesome pregnancy announcements , and we dare you to watch it with a dry eye. “This Father's Day, our new Dove Men+Care film celebrates men from the very first moment they find out they are going to be a dad,” wrote Dove on its YouTube page, adding: “Why? Because we know that showing care is a sign of a man's real strength. Watch our film to see how care makes dad stronger. Then, share your advice with the #RealStrength.”
Even if you didn’t catch the Game of Thrones Season 5 finale , you’ve likely heard about the shocking conclusion, either from despondent co-workers or the flurry (no pun intended) of fan-made memes popping up in your newsfeed. Though he looked pretty darn dead, the fate of Jon Snow is still in question, and we’re firm believers that he’ll be back in one form or another, although we wouldn’t put it past GoT’s showrunners to just say, “Nah, we spent the last five seasons developing this character and establishing his importance to the story just to f–k with you.” In any event, it’ll be months before we get any kind of closure on all the stunning violence in Sunday’s episode, so let’s move on to discussing GoT fans’ other favorite topic. That’s right, we’re talkin’ boobs. Specifically, we’re talking about Lena Headey’s nude scene in the finale. In the moments following the scene, Reddit, Twitter and other places where grownups gather to discuss boobs in deadly serious fashion were flooded with accusations of fakery on the part of Headey and the GoT producers. Side-by-side images like the ones above were used to demonstrate that Headey’s face and neck were slightly distorted by the CGI used to graft her head onto her stand-in’s body. It was an understandable decision, as Headey was pregnant with her second child at the time the scene was filmed. This wasn’t an attempt to get one over on the fans, but rather, the result of a famous actress wisely opting out of an outdoor nude scene with hundreds extras. Also, there was that whole being pregnant thing. So perhaps instead of rising up and calling shenanigans, we should be congratulating the GoT crew for pulling off some of its most clever editing and convincing CGI trickery to date. After all, if you can suspend your disbelief long enough to enjoy the sight of a woman riding a dragon to safety one week, surely the next week you can take in a climactic and horrifying scene without worrying too much about who those boobs really belong to, right? Let’s all just focus on what’s really important and continue being happy that Stannis is dead, shall we? View Slideshow: Game of Thrones Season 5 Finale Photos: Sucks To Be Cersei!
HA! Click around these animal photobombs ad try to decide which is your all-time favorite. 1. Squirrel Photobomb What a ham! This squirrel jumps up and turns a basic vacation photo into a legendary snapshot. 2. Hippo Photobomb This is the sort of risk one runs when one poses for a photograph inside an aquarium. 3. Pigeon Photobomb Lots of people have a photo of their significant other in front of this landmark. But how many folks have a picture like this?? 4. Giraffe Photobomb Some photobombs are subtle. Others, not so much. Can you guess into which camp this photo falls? 5. Photobomb in the Wilderness Excuse me, children. But I’m pretty sure people would rather look at me than look at you. 6. Painful Photobomb Don’t worry. It’s okay to laugh. This woman was unharmed in this amazing photo. View Slideshow
In case you're stumped for inspiration (or just laughs) this graduation season, here are 25 all-time classic yearbook quotes to live by. Seriously, these are sure to make you pause and reflect at this crossroads of life … or give you, and your classmates, the giggles. 1. Abraham Lincoln Said WHAT? He also said “don’t believe everything you read on the Internet.” 2. Aspire to Greatness If Paris Hilton is the person you turn to for advice, you’re doing it wrong. 3. Sibling Rivalry These two probably kept their parents and teachers on their toes. 4. Even MORE Sibling Rivalry When you’re stuck next to someone in the yearbook (and life) for eternity, you might as well make the best of it. 5. Star Wars Oh, Chewie! We know you were just asking to go pee. 6. Cooler Online Aren’t we all, Emily? Aren’t we all. View Slideshow
Anthony Riley, a street performer from Philadelphia who competed in January on The Voice, was found dead yesterday of a suspected suicide. He was 28 years old. According to good family friend Tootsie Iovine, the aspiring artist was found in the basement of an apartment in downtown Philadelphia where he was living. Riley spent the last 10 years or so performing on the streets around Philadelphia’s Center City. He made his way into the spotlight early this year when he auditioned for NBC’s smash singing competition. Riley belted out a version of James Brown’s “I Got You (I Feel Good)” for his blind audition… and, within mere moments, Blake Shelton, Adam Levine, Christina Aguilera and Pharrell Williams all turned around in their chairs. This made Rile the fastest contestant to ever be selected by the coaching quartet. Anthony Riley Blind Audition In the end, Riley selected Williams as his mentor and proceeded to win his first battle. Soon after, he told producers that he had been struggling with substance abuse issues and left the show to enter rehab back in Philly. We send his family and friends our thoughts and prayers. View Slideshow: Celebrities We Lost in 2015
Mistress Sues Former Lover For $2 Million A married man swears to his mistress that he’ll leave his wife…only to use her up for years (maybe decades) and never get divorced. It happens every day , and most women would chalk it up as a lesson learned. But one New York woman instead decided to come up with a litany of reasons that she is owed a lump sum of cash now that their affair is over. Via MailOnline : A 67-year-old mistress who spent the last six years trying to get a retired media executive to divorce his wife and leave her alone at their Park Avenue home has filed a $2million suit against the man. James Greenwald, 88, was professionally and romantically involved with Theodora Lee Corsell while he was living with his wife Marilee, according to papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court. Corsell is suing for the ‘reasonable value’ of the six years during which her ‘services’ went unpaid. She claims she performed tasks for Greenwald such as helping him get rid of New York Giants tickets, dealing with a $3million threat from another mistress and digging up dirt on his 77-year-old wife, according to the New York Post. Corsell, who said her ‘professional services were separate and apart from the parties’ romantic relationship’, alleges Greenwald said he owed her ‘everything’ and promised to compensate her as well as indicated he would leave his wife. Greenwald said he would pay Corsell and include her in his will, the New York Daily News reported. The payment did not happen and neither did the divorce. She says this is about the odd jobs that she performed while they were an item…but we suspect this is more about back pay for the six years of free poon she slung his way while waiting for him to leave his wife.
Unless you’ve been spent the last week hiding from the Internet for fear of hearing anything negative about your beloved Duggars, you’ve probably encountered Taylor Swift’s “Bad Blood” video . The clip, which features Swifty and several of her famous friends rocking $13,000 in sex shop clothes went mega-viral for obvious reasons and now has nearly 90 million views on YouTube. Unfortunately, not everyone was a fan of Taylor’s badass antics. We learned several months ago that “Bad Blood” was written about Taylor’s feud with Katy Perry , and we’re guessing KP was none too thrilled to see the song has become a massive success as a single. So perhaps it’s not surprising that Katy is penning her own response with the help of John Mayer, who’s something of an expert (Read: “has slept with”) both girls. “Katy thinks revenge is a dish best served cold,” a source tells Heat magazine. “She’s even more determined to show people what she calls ‘the real Taylor,’ she’s writing some big, anthemic-type songs that’ll feature dirt on Taylor that John’s told her from when they used to date.” Katy and John are back together for the moment (We give it a week.), and while most of her fans thought the reconciliation was a bad move for Katy, it might be well worth if it means delivering a crippling, radio-friendly blow to her arch rival. Yes, we’ve got a full-blown pop diva feud going on, and Mayer has positioned himself squarely in the middle. We’re sure it’s only a matter of time before he proposes the idea of getting in between Katy and Taylor in another way. View Slideshow: 21 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming
