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Alessandra Ambrosio May Need Consoling

As you guys probably already know, since I’m guessing you could here the collective crying all the way up here in the US, Brazil got absolutely crushed by Germany in the World Cup yesterday. And considering Brazil has crazy hot fans like Alessandra Ambrosio here, that’s pretty sad news for the rest of us non-soccer fans too who’d been hoping for some kind of bikini-themed victory celebration at the end of this whole thing. So I’d like to officially offer my condolences to my favorite MILF Alessandra, as well as a shoulder to cry on. Hmm, actually, make that a lap. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jedi Mind Meld: Obama Can’t Budge Congress, Use Correct Star Wars Lingo

Hmm. No wonder the White House won’t build a Death Star for us. At a press conference today, Barack Obama proved that while he may be our coolest-ever President, even he needs to bone up on his pop cultural references. Speaking to the press about sequestration and forging a bipartisan budget reform agreement, Obama said he can’t perform a “Jedi mind meld” on Congress. Maybe because there is no such thing as a Jedi mind meld. Obama Jedi Mind Meld His point: much as he would like to simply MAKE Republican leaders agree to his spending cuts, he is “not a dictator” and you need two sides to compromise. What Obama probably meant was to reference either the “Jedi Mind Trick” from Star Wars … or the “Vulcan Mind Meld” from Star Trek often used by Spock. Points for trying, B. A for effort.

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Diddy: I Used to Wet the Bed!

Take solace, bed wetters around the world: You are not alone. In fact, you have something in common with a music and fashion mogul. During an appearance on Ellen this week – to promote the company AQUAhydrate that he has started with Mark Wahlberg – Diddy made a very personal confession. Diddy on Ellen “I used to be a bed wetter,” Diddy said. “So I went on this quest to stop wetting the bed and the first day that I had a sleep over and I didn’t wet the bed it was like one of the greatest days of my life.  “It gave me the swagger that I have today because I stopped wetting the bed. And there is something about sugar that makes you wet the bed. So to all you boys and girls out there… I’m telling you to drink water, okay? It will stop you from wetting the bed and you won’t be embarrassed in front of the girls at sleepovers.” You’ll also get to see Jennifer Lopez nude someday. How’s that for anti-bed wetting inspiration?

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DJ Ajax Dies in Car Accident; Was 41

DJ Ajax has died. The celebrated Australian DJ and electronic producer Adrian Thomas, better known by his nickname in club circles, was killed in a road accident. He was 41. Thomas also a founding member of the Bang Gang DJs crew and was co-founder and director of the label Sweat It Out, which had a monster hit in 2010. He is widely considered as a pioneer of sorts, a key figure who helped bring electronic dance music to the mainstream in Australia during the 2000s. In a statement issued today by Sweat it Out, Thomas was described as having been “instrumental in shaping the landscape of Australian dance music.” “He was a hugely talented individual and was highly respected by the local and international dance music community as a pioneer and innovator.” “Adrian touched so many people and it is impossible to sum up his legacy in words.” In 2006 and 2006, Thomas took the top spot at Australian dance portal inthemix’s DJ poll. He ranked Top 5 in that poll every year from 2005-2009. Ajax was killed in the early hours of Friday morning after he was hit by a truck in Melbourne. The accident happened just hours after Thomas’ birthday. Police have ruled out foul play.

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The Bachelor Women Tell All Preview: All About Tierra!

Whether you’re Team Catherine or Team Lindsay, and whether you read The Bachelor spoilers or you don’t, we can all agree on the following point: Tierra LiCausi is insane. The Bachelor firebrand returns next Monday night for The Women Tell All Special, the annual pre-finale cat-fight-fest that will no doubt be all about her. The Bachelor Clip – Tierra LiCausi “Sparkle” The special episode, which reunites all of the women that competed for Sean Lowe’s heart, is mostly filler and largely uninteresting … but maybe not this year. After all, Tierra, who is now engaged to another man, is a total wildcard, and not just because she can’t control her infamous eyebrow (see clip above). “It’s my facial expression! Just like when you talk, you don’t know what you look like when you talk,” she reportedly says. “Who cares about my eyebrow?” “Who cares? That thing has its own Twitter!” Of course, the collective beef with Tierra extends beyond that thing. AshLee Frazier and the others will no doubt have a lot to say about Tierra’s attitude. The Bachelor Women Tell All & Season Finale Preview Will we learn who Tierra LiCausi is engaged to? Will she even still be engaged by the time this episode airs? And will the women physically come to blows? We’ll find out Monday night. For now, tell us: Who do you want to win The Bachelor?   Lindsay Yenter Catherine Giudici View Poll »

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Kate Upton in GQ Italia of the Day

Kate Upton may depress me with being overrated and the fact that the future brings obesity – making her nothing more than a fat chick in training – but then I remember – by the time that happens, I’ll probably be dead, and fat chick tits before they become fat chicks, even if they are sloppy, are still fun to play with and look at….I mean and more importantly, the world is into her, the collective penis of the world has decided she’s ok and thinking anything but that makes you a cock sucking, man ass loving faggot….. but I don’t really care about what the general population thinks,cuz I know that fat or not I’d still fuck her…because I’ve fucked way worse and will continue to…I just recognize flaws….and fixate on them and there’s nothing wrong with pointing out what is wrong with that….

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Wow! Nas, Common And Q-Tip All On One Album? [RUMOR]

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There are certain rumors that you just PRAY are true. The Mill is buzzing that Nas, Common and Q-Tip are working to form a collective called “The Standard.” While none of the rappers’ reps elected to confirm news about forthcoming material from The Standard or Nas officially joining the group, the Daily News did offer that a recent conversation with Nas yielded some fruit, although vague. When asked if he would be working with the pair, Nas, who is also working on a new solo album, simply replied, “definitely.” SOURCE

Wow! Nas, Common And Q-Tip All On One Album? [RUMOR]

Break Ups: Did Toni Braxton Drop Tamar’s Chubby Lumpkins Hubby Vince As Manager?

Well this should make for an interesting family dynamic on the upcoming season of “Braxton Family Values”. According to Billboard reports : Los Angeles-based entertainment/production company The Collective has signed Grammy Award-winning singer Toni Braxton and up-and-coming singer/songwriter BC Jean for worldwide career management. The announcement follows the company’s recent signing of singer/actress and Destiny’s Child founding member Kelly Rowland. A six-time Grammy winner, including best new artist, Braxton stars with her sisters on the WEtv reality series “Braxton Family Values,” which has been renewed for a second season. The R&B singer’s most recent album was 2010′s Pulse. The project, Braxton’s fifth top 10 on the Billboard 200 (debuted/peaked at No. 9) and fourth No. 1 on the R&B/Hip-Hop Albums chart, has sold 149,000 according to Nielsen SoundScan. Craig Baumgarten of Santa Monica, Calif.-based Baumgarten Management & Productions, continues to represent Braxton for film and television. Damn… Maybe Vince was just too busy with GaGa?

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Lucky McKee’s Controversial Pic The Woman Gets Release Date, New Trailer

After making waves at Sundance with his controversial horror pic The Woman — in which a suburban family man imprisons a feral woman in his basement, with disastrous results — director Lucky McKee ( May, The Woods, Red ) will finally unveil his film in theaters this October. And with a release date finally set, distributor The Collective has debuted a brand new trailer that sets a slightly gentler domestic tableau for the titular woman to completely ravage with her female fury.

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Rihanna’s Reb’l Fleur Spot: How Does It Compare To Other Pop-Star Fragrance Ads?

Like Britney and Mariah before her, singer has created sexy campaign for new perfume. By James Dinh Rihanna Photo: Michael Tran/ FilmMagic Following in the footsteps of a string of pop stars before her, Rihanna has expanded her empire with the release of her fragrance Reb’l Fleur . In the commercial for the perfume, the “S&M” singer turns up the mystery and allure, showcasing her naughty and nice sides as she takes a tantalizing stroll through a garden maze and falls for a tuxedo-clad seducer. RiRi hits the nail on the head by creating an ultra-sexy and sleek atmosphere for the two-minute clip. Here we review some other noteworthy pop-star fragrance campaigns. Britney Spears, Radiance Escaping the paparazzi is a day-to-day nuisance for Britney, but in the 30-second spot for her latest fragrance, Radiance, the pop princess succeeds as she flees through the back door of a glitzy event and wanders into the misty city. Dressed in a dazzling backless dress, the songstress happens upon a fortune-teller shop. Spears walks through a sparkling beaded entrance and sits down with the mystic. “Do you want me to tell you your future?” asks the fortune-teller, hovering over a magic ball. Brit declines the offer with a simple response: “No thanks, I choose my own destiny.” Mariah Carey, M The advertisement for M is a sensual clip full of sunsets and barely-there body shots. As her ballad “For the Record” plays, Mimi dabs her signature scent on her neck as scenes of her glowing figure flash before the camera. Add in a few shots of the songbird posing in the rain, and there you have it. The advert ends with Mariah lying in water as she exposes her backside and blends in with sunset scenery. Avril Lavigne, Forbidden Rose Avril takes the name of her scent to a literal meaning when she embarks on a walk in a dark forest. Entering through an iron gate, the pop-punk starlet trails deeper into the grounds to find a glowing purple rose surrounded by a white chain. As she bends down to grab the flower, the haunting background music escalates and the chain around the rose falls to the ground. Lavigne smells the rose and throws it to the camera as she says in voiceover, “Dare to discover. Forbidden Rose. The fragrance by Avril Lavigne.” Gwen Stefani, L It’s easy for Gwen to rock a pop-punk look, but it’s even easier for her to don a glamorous one as proven by the commercial for L. The 30-second spot finds the singer doing underwater flips in a dark pool. “I want you all over me,” she says. Emerging from the water in a red one-piece, Ms. Stefani then takes a dip in the pool of a luxurious mansion. Repeating the signature catchphrase again, Stefani lifts her fragrance bottle into the air and flashes a wide smile as it glistens in the sun. What’s your favorite pop-star fragrance ad? Tell us in the comments! Related Artists Rihanna

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