I guess Paris Hilton hasn’t been taken out back and shot like Old Yeller, you know the old bitch that served her time as an irrelevant rich girl, who was bright in her marketing, but her persona made women out to be these vapid, materialistic, half retards who spoke in baby talk, and sexualized themselves as sex workers, in sex tapes, to polarize and make millions with…leading to a generation of retards…creating the devil Kim Kardashian, that has created three more generations of retards…the legacy on the world is evil…and for that…I hate Paris Hilton…she’s also blocked me on social media for no reason and that’s just mean…how can I comment and befriend her fans…leaving me out of her party….EVIL… The post Paris Hilton in Flowers For Valentines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Iskra Lawrence is a big girl who is making moves, which I know is against the whole philosophy of big girls, who you’d think are more into sitting and eating chips / cake all day, but this one, this one wants to be famous, known, seen, and thinks she’s hot enough to pull it off, and I guess she is…even though her thighs are terrifying… Her early career was attempting and failing to be an actual model, back when she was skinny, because she was average looking at best…something that she likes to talk about all the time “I wasn’t always this fat”….but now that she is fat, she’s finally happy….when really it was just a viral stunt to get her noticed, and noticed she was, and here she now is. tits out…. MIRACLES Happen, if you have the right timing…in your decision and angling of gaining weight, despite the impending DIABETES…that could easily come at her and will…it always does…but she’ll be rich enoug to deal with it at the time it does happen…with all her fame and glory..from being a chick who gained weight…weird. Here is her big girl booty in jeans The post Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Image via Getty Active Shooter At South Florida High School **NEW UPDATE** MSNBC is reporting that there are at least 14 victims in this shooting. We’re still awaiting word on how many are injuries vs. fatalities. **UPDATE** The police have arrested a man who appears to be the shooter. Officers were in search of a white male wearing a burgundy sweatshirt the MSNBC cameras show a man of that description being arrested now. Still no exact number of injuries or deaths, but “a number of fatalities” is the early report at this time. Another school shooting is currently happening at Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida according to CNN . Police are evacuating students as we speak but many are still hiding inside their classrooms. JUST IN: Local Coral Springs, FL police confirm that they are responding to an 'active shooter' pic.twitter.com/2mHKRhZrJX — MSNBC (@MSNBC) February 14, 2018 Students are seen walking outside with their hands held high so as not to confuse itchy-trigger fingered police officers who are searching for the shooter. At this time there are no details about the number of injured or possibly dead. We’ll be updating this story by the minute. A student who is locked inside the school is posting photos from his classroom. Flip to see the harrowing images. Continue reading →
Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….but she should be…because she’s scary… Ugly face Tisdale is using the more interesting diversion – THE BIKINI BOTTOM pictures…because…her body has always been what she has going for her..so start to use it Disney bitch…use it… It’s safe to say – all these girls are pretty shameless…and I don’t mind it. The post Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Why would a sports magazine encourage fat chicks to be fat? They should focus on Athletes, fat is unhealthy as fuck….it would make more sense to go body positive with chicks in shape, not fucking pig women with their guts hanging out… I don’t need to see chicks who look like me in bikinis…. Then there’s the other models they use, who we see naked all the time on their feed making these pics obsolete and silly, cuz we can see these girls naked all the time and don’t need an over hyped, brand supported, bullshit…. But here’s a preview on the bullshit because I have been posting this shit for over a decade and I won’t stop now, unless they send me lawyer letters….because I don’t evolve, but SI tried to and they seem to be failing hard at it…cuz NO ONE cares about them or their fat chicks… I think their strategy is “If we put in fat chicks, we can sexualize hot chicks, the way we always have”…. We know they are all creeps.. Gymnast Rape Victim – Erotica – Sexualizing Herself – Weird – Empowering…. Alexis Ren – Sex Worker – in Sex Worker Poses Allie Ayers Anne de Paula Big Girl Ashley Graham Barbara Palvin TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Danielle Herrington Ebonee Davis Eugenie Bouchard Hailey Clauson Haley Kalil Big GIrl Hunter McGrady Brenna Huckaby Iyonna Fairbanks TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Kate Bock Big Girl Kate Wasley The OG Big Girl Kate – Kate Upton Lais Ribeiro Olivia Culpo Olivia Jordan Raven Lyn Robyn Lawley Samantha Hoopes TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE VIA SI.com The post Sports Illustrated Nonsense of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know I do a lot of posts on Emily Ratajkowski ‘s very important Instagram work . But here’s the professional model doing her professional model thing in a brand-new photoshoot. I’m not sure what exactly she’s supposed to be modeling, but I’m 99% sure it’s a hand bra. And personally, I think it looks great on Emily. She should wear one all the time.
Image via Getty Suspicious Powder Found Outside Obama’s D.C. Office They really need to stop playing with our emotions. According to a report on Fox5DC Barack Obama’s Washington, D.C. office is surrounded by police, fire department and EMS after a powdery substance was found in a letter that was sent from Hong Kong. Investigators blocked off the street as a precautionary measure, but tests show that the powder was only baby powder. The Obamas live not too far from the office, but there is no word on whether the 44th POTUS was in the office at the time the powder was discovered. Somebody tried. Continue reading →
These days Michelle Duggar is the very picture of peity and domesticity. But the mother of twenty's past isn't as squeaky clean as you might expect. Sources say Michelle has cut ties with the family that raised her and is doing her best to distance herself form her upbringing. But it's hard to keep anything a secret when your one of reality TV's mst famous moms… 1. Jim Bob’s Bride These days, Michelle lives a life of quiet domesticity. But her past wasn’t always quite so peaceful. 2. Michelle the Cheerleader Michelle was the one who decided her daughters should only wear below-the-knee skirts. Interestingly, she didn’t always follow such a strict dress code herself. 3. She Wore What?! And it wasn’t just while she was cheerleading that Michelle refused to cover up. “The neighbors used to complain because she would mow the lawn in her bikini and wear short skirts,” a neighbor tells Star magazine. 4. The Rebel It seems Michelle’s parents were no fans of her fashion sense. “They were always trying to get her to cover up her legs,” says the source. So THAT’S where she gets it! 5. The Protesant Reformation Michelle has changed so much since marrying Jim Bob that those who knew her growing up say they can hardly believe it. “I’ve seen commercials for the show, but I never in a million years would’ve believed that’s Michelle,” says former classmate Joe Roblee. 6. A Modest Wedding Of course, Michelle put all that behind her when she met Jim Bob. The two were married on July 21, 1984 after just a few months of dating. But as much as she’s tried to leave her past behind her, reminders of her former life still pop up from time to time. View Slideshow
We’re going to Jersey Shore, bitch! Just kidding, we’re not — except we kind of are, because the legendary cast of Jersey Shore is returning back to where all that magic happened, and we get to see it right on our television screens. Or, OK, they’re not exactly going back to where all the magic happened. Instead of returning to the house that was actually on the Jersey shore, they’ll be in Miami again. But still, in a way, we might as well be right there with all of our favorite guidos and guidettes, acting like the hottest messes that ever walked the boardwalk. And how beautiful is that? Back in November, we first learned that MTV was bringing back one of the greatest reality shows of all time , and ever since then, we’ve been anxiously awaiting its return. Thanks to this new teaser, which finally reveals the premiere date, we now know we don’t have to wait too much longer! Check out the preview, then we’ll talk: Jersey Shore: See the Brand New Teaser! OK, so April 5th — mark your calendars, and be sure to get your GTL in beforehand, because you aren’t going to want to miss this. Just in that quick little video, we see Snooki going to town on a pickle — just like old times! — and Pauly D and Vinny rekindling their epic bromance. Next, there’s Snooki humping JWoww, then Ronnie sitting on Vinny’s lap, looking absolutely trashed. Finally we see a shot of the whole gang together before the teaser cuts to a shot of Deena and Snooki standing on the water, where Deena shouts to all who can hear her, “We’re your new neighb Can you imagine? Next is a teaser with a little more meat to it — and oh, what exciting meat it is: Jersey Shore: Angelina’s Back! That’s right! Angelina Pivarnick, AKA the Staten Island Dump , is back! She knocks on the door and waits patiently until The Situation answers it, then greets him not with a hug or even a handshake, but with “You think I’m a dirty little hamster?!” Iconic. “Oh sh-t …” The Situation says, and it really does look like he had no idea she was going to be there at all. He even asks her “Who sent you?” She seems friendly enough, at least in this short little clip. And it’s worth noting that she actually has suitcases this time around instead of trash bags. But we can’t imagine that a house with Angelina in it will stay drama-free for long . Since today is obviously a very blessed day, we have one more precious sneak peek to enjoy: Jersey Shore: Time for Some Ron Ron Juice! Remember Ron Ron Juice?! Of course you do — how could you possibly forget? But just in case you did, Ron Ron Juice is a special little drink invented by Ronnie, and as he explains it, it’s “the sh-t that gets the night going.” “Whenever that sh-t comes out, it’s always a filthy night.” Basically he just cuts up some watermelon slices and some cherries and then throws that stuff in a blender with cranberry juice, vodka, and ice. Pauly D calls it “the root of all evil,” but honestly it does sound pretty delicious. While the guys are sipping on their juice, The Situation takes a moment to explain some of his life philosophies. “I wait till the last minute to shave,” he explains, “I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on, ’cause then you feel fresh. These are rules to live by.” “Shave last minute, haircut the day of, maybe the tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook.” If you’ve ever watched a single episode of Jersey Shore then you know all this, but still, it’s comforting to hear all this laid out fresh, isn’t it? Just a little over seven weeks until the season premiere! View Slideshow: 13 Craziest Reality TV Moments EVER
Mark Wilson/Getty Images President Obama And First Lady Michelle Obama’s Official Portrait Unveiled The official portraits of our forever FLOTUS and POTUS have been revealed. Barack and Michelle Obama took to the Smithsonian’s National Portrait Gallery, to unveil their artwork. President Obama’s portrait was painted by Kehinde Wiley who’s known for painting black people colorfully and in the “Old Master” style… Former President Barack Obama's official portrait unveiled at the National Portrait Gallery: https://t.co/WxAWDpwVJK pic.twitter.com/zU2nfAgUfb — ABC News (@ABC) February 12, 2018 while FLOTUS chose Baltimore-based artist Amy Sherald who’s known for painting black skin gray to “take away the assigned color” of her subjects. Former first lady Michelle Obama's official portrait unveiled at the National Portrait Gallery. https://t.co/WxAWDpwVJK pic.twitter.com/KJ9EmRufOS — ABC News (@ABC) February 12, 2018 Wiley is now the first African-American artist to execute an official presidential portrait for the National Portrait Gallery. SAUL LOEB/AFP/Getty Images Michelle has since said she’s overwhelmed by the portrait and never imagined this as a young girl from the southside of Chicago. YOU tell us; are you feeling the Obama’s official portraits??? Continue reading →
