Sick of your mom nagging you to register for health insurance before the March 31 deadline? Well, Michelle Obama and other celebrity moms are here to do it instead! The First Lady called upon the mothers of Jennifer Lopez, Alicia Keys, Jonah Hill and Adam Levine to remind people of the Obamacare registration deadline. Your Mom Cares About Health Insurance! Fun trivia from the “I Luh Ya PaPi” video vixen’s mom, Guadalupe: “Jennifer walked at eight months. She was climbing out of her crib when she was a year old.” “At one point, I thought, ‘Maybe she should be a gymnast.'” And this from The Wolf of Wall Street star Jonah Hill’s mother, Sharon Feldstein: “Jonah was a prankster … Jonah flooded the elementary school.” The point? Moms put up with a lot of nonsense from their kids, which is inevitable, but being uninsured shouldn’t be one of the things they worry about. Subtle, it’s not. But it is cute to see these celebrity moms. “Seriously, do you want your mothers to have a nervous breakdown?” Feldstein urges the youths of America. “It’s imperative that you have health insurance.” Okay, okay, Sharon. We get it.
Ready to a new edition of Lie Witness News? For the second in a few months, Jimmy Kimmel Live has visited a music festival and exposed obnoxious music snobs at total and complete liars. In October, Kimmel pranked attendees at the Rock the Bells 2013 festival, asking fans for their opinions on made up artists and bands. And now he’s done it again, this time sending a reporter to SXSW in Austin and asking for peopl’s takes on such stars as Contact Dermatitis, Neil Patrick Harassment and female rappers Heavy Flow. Watch now to see people answer as if they know all about these fictitious individuals: Jimmy Kimmel Live at SXSW: Lie Witness News Jimmy Kimmel Live has been making us crack up for months. Here are a handful of our favorite recent bits: 16 Jimmy Kimmel Live Moments That Crack Our Funny Bone Open Slideshow 1. Jimmy Kimmel Live to Pedestrians: FDR Died! Los Angeles residents are told by a Jimmy Kimmel Live reporter here that FDR just died. Watch them react accordingly. View As List 1. Jimmy Kimmel Live to Pedestrians: FDR Died! Los Angeles residents are told by a Jimmy Kimmel Live reporter here that FDR just died. Watch them react accordingly. 2. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now. 3. Jimmy Kimmel Pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt Jimmy Kimmel pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in this video. And it’s safe to say he gets them good. 4. Jimmy Kimmel China Skit The Chinese community is up in arms against Jimmy Kimmel over this “kill everyone in China” comment. 5. Jimmy Kimmel Halloween Candy Prank What an amazing prank. In this Jimmy Kimmel-inspired video, parents tell their kids that they ate all their Halloween candy. 6. Jimmy Kimmel Live – Lie Witness News (Rock the Bells 2013) Jimmy Kimmel Live takes its Lie Witness News segment to Rock the Bells 2013. Watch! 7. Jimmy Kimmel – Obamacare vs. Affordable Care Act Obamacare is just a nickname for The Affordable Care Act. But Jimmy Kimmel found that people react differently depending on what it’s called. 8. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Kanye West Interview Jimmy Kimmel mocks an interview Kanye West gave to the BBC in this video. The rapper was none too pleased over it. 9. Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Twerking Fail Prank! Jimmy Kimmel has revealed that the Twerking fail video was a cleverly orchestrated fake. Well, well played. 10. Johnny Depp Kisses Jimmy Kimmel Johnny Depp plants a few kisses on Jimmy Kimmel during this talk show appearance. Hot stuff! 11. Jimmy Kimmel ‘Lie Witness News’ at Coachella Jimmy Kimmel and his Lie Witness News team hit up Coachella 2013. 12. Escape From Gosselin Island Jimmy Kimmel parodies Kate Gosselin’s new reality show with a fun teaser for Escape From Gosselin Island. About sums it up right there. 13. Jimmy Kimmel – Lie Detective Jimmy Kimmel decides to play Lie Detectives and entrap a bunch of (very young) student athletes. It’s hilarious and wrong. 14. Jimmy Kimmel Shows People Octomom Photos Jimmy Kimmel showed a bunch of people on the street photos of Octomom’s porn shoot. Their reactions are hilarious … for us. 15. Jimmy Kimmel Parodies True Detective Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen make their case her to star in True Detective Season 2. They have our vote! 16. Jimmy Kimmel Live at SXSW: Lie Witness News Jimmy Kimmel Live visits SXSW in this hilarious edition of Lie Witness News. Watch him prank annoying music fans now.
Paul Ryan: White Nationalists Are To Blame For Lazy Inner City Men How can you even take a guy who poses like this seriously , though???? According to Raw Story : Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) on Wednesday suggested that men in “inner cities” who refused to work were one of the main causes of poverty in the United States. In an interview with conservative radio host Bill Bennett that was first noticed by Igor Volsky at Think Progress, Ryan reflected on his controversial poverty discussion at last week’s Conservative Political Action Conference. “We call it a poverty trap,” he explained. “There are incentives not to work, and to stay where you are.” Ryan also pointed to the work of Charles Murray, a white nationalist, who has used “racist pseudoscience and misleading statistics to argue that social inequality is caused by the genetic inferiority,” according to the Southern Poverty Law Center. “That’s this tailspin or spiral that we’re looking at in our communities,” he told Bennett. “Your buddy Charles Murray or Bob Putnam over at Harvard, those guys have written books on this.” “Which is, we have got this tailspin of culture in our inner cities in particular of men not working, and just generations of men not even thinking about working and learning the value and culture of work,” Ryan opined. “So, there’s a real culture problem here that has to be dealt with.” Discuss… TIME
The recovering Amanda Bynes recently returned to Twitter, and she’s quickly making up for lost time in reconnecting with her fans. In a good way this time. On Monday, she posted self-portrait she sketched herself. “New sketch,” Bynes, 27, wrote. Check out her artwork! The star, who’s taking classes at FIDM in Orange County, drew a black and white pencil drawing that emphasized her big eyes, pouty lips, and long locks. She also appeared naked in the portrait … standard Bynes. She also pointed out how she only has one verified account. “FYI This is my only twitter account, I have no secret twitter accounts. Xoxo Amanda.” Bynes tweeted for the first time in months on February 28 following her stint in rehab, and deleted her previous, infamously erratic and bizarre tweets. “Hi everyone!” she wrote after a long hiatus due to mental health treatment. “I’m busy studying at @FIDM but I want to say I love you to my fans! Xoxo Amanda.” She has also changed her Twitter profile info to “Fashion Student” and uploaded a selfie for her default pic wearing minimal makeup and a grey sweatshirt. Bynes underwent several months of treatment for severe mental health issues , and returned home from a Malibu facility back in December 2013. 45 Seriously OMG WTF Amanda Bynes Photos Open Slideshow 1. Amanda Bynes is Dope Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter. View As List 1. Amanda Bynes is Dope Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter. 2. Amanda Bynes Mugshot This Amanda Bynes mug shot was taken following her arrest in New York May 23, 2013. 3. Amanda Bynes, Blue Wig Photo Amanda Bynes loves that blue wig. And why shouldn’t she? 4. Amanda Bynes Twit Picture Amanda Bynes on Twitter. Always the picture of normalcy. 5. Amanda Bynes Photo Montage A photo montage of Amanda Bynes through the years. She has quite a new look going on. 6. Amanda Bynes Fire This is the remnants of the fire that Amanda Bynes started in some stranger’s driveway. She was placed on 5150 hold. 7. Amanda Bynes’ New Look Amanda Bynes’ new look … it’s an interesting look, to say the absolute least. 8. Amanda Bynes Collage Amanda Bynes loves taking pics of herself almost as much as she loves plastic surgery. 9. Amanda Bynes in Court Photo Amanda Bynes in court. This photo is really one that sums it all up. 10. Amanda Bynes in Handcuffs Amanda Bynes is led away in handcuffs in this photo. But the actress won’t serve any time for her arrest. 11. Amanda Bynes, Post Arrest Amanda Bynes underwent a nose job soon after getting arrested. So something good came of this incident at least! 12. Amanda Bynes Partying Pics Pics of Amanda Bynes partying and acting generally strange in her apartment. In Touch Weekly got these somehow. 13. Amanda Bynes Drug Photos These alleged Amanda Bynes drug photos were published by In Touch Weekly. Amanda, needless to say, is not pleased about it. 14. Amanda Bynes as a Cat Amanda Bynes Twitter pictures are truly something to behold. 15. Amanda Bynes Twitter Selfie Photo Amanda Bynes in a new Twit pic. Man she is one sexy chick. 16. Amanda Bynes Pout Amanda Bynes’ lip pout. That’s like her signature look of late. 17. Amanda Bynes Gym Photo Amanda Bynes and her half-shaved head doing her thing at the gym. 18. Bynes Twitpics Gotta love Amanda Bynes Twitpics like these. 19. Amanda Bynes Topless Photo Amanda Bynes is topless and on Twitter. Standard. 20. Amanda Bynes Topless Amanda Bynes looking so hot topless in the bathroom. Why does she want to lose weight again? 21. Amanda Bynes Underwear Photo Amanda Bynes posts another HOT Twitter selfie pic. Look at that cleavage. Drake, you are so missing out. 22. Amanda Bynes Twitter Selfie Amanda Bynes posts another HOT Twitter selfie. Look at that cleave! 23. Amanda Bynes Instagram Selfie Amanda Bynes loves to take photos of herself at the gym. Here’s a great one from late April 2013. 24. Amanda Bynes Shaves Head Amanda Bynes shaves half of her head. There she is with the new look. 25. Amanda Bynes on Twitter Picture This is Amanda Bynes on Twitter. Speaks for itself. 26. Amanda Bynes is God According to this fan made Twitter tribute, Amanda Bynes is God. 27. Queen Amanda Queen Amanda. Bynes, that is. 28. Queen Bynes A fan made photo of Amanda Bynes on Elmo’s body, or something. 29. Amanda Bynes and Drake Amanda Bynes and Drake as lions in a Twitter pic someone made. 30. Bynes Twit Pic Gotta love Amanda Bynes on Twitter. What. A. Character. 31. Amanda Bynes Instagram Pics Amanda Bynes on Instagram. She posts some hot pics. 32. Amanda Bynes Twitter Pics Amanda Bynes loves posting these twitter pics. We love her for it. 33. Amanda Bynes Instagram Photo This is the sort of thing Amanda Bynes posts on Instagram. We have no point, just saying. 34. Amanda Bynes on Twitter Photo Amanda Bynes’ Twitter photos are the best. 35. Amanda Bynes Twit Pics Amanda Bynes Twit pics are so great. 36. Amanda Bynes Twitpics Check out these hot Amanda Bynes Twitpics. 37. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Pic Amanda Bynes and her awesome cleavage pose for a hot Twitter pic. Next time turn the flash off though Mandy. BRIGHT. 38. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Photo Amanda Bynes and her awesome cleavage pose for a hot Twitter pic. 39. Amanda Bynes Twitter Picture Amanda Bynes in a nice Twitter photo. Her family is worried about her and for good reason. 40. Amanda Bynes’ Face Photo A photo of Amanda Bynes on Twitter. She’s looking … like Amanda Bynes. Nice piercings. 41. Amanda Bynes Boobs Those are Amanda Bynes’ boobs. At least we assume so. They were on her Instagram. 42. Amanda Bynes Piercings Amanda Bynes shows off her new cheek piercings on Twitter. 43. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photo Amanda Bynes lookin’ ridic in a Twitpic. 44. Amanda Bynes Pierced Cheek Amanda Bynes’ pierced cheek: What do you think? 45. Amanda Bynes on Instagram Amanda Bynes resurfaced recently on Instagram. This is what she’s looking like these days. Her attorney, Tamar Arminak, said in a statement that attending college and majoring in fashion design was the next step the star intended to make. “Amanda and her entire family would like to thank everyone who’s contacted them with good thoughts and wishes for Amanda’s recovery,” Arminak said. Bynes, who is currently under the conservatorship of her parents, “has completed her inpatient rehabilitation and she’s feeling better every day.” She is said to be mortified by her Drake vagina comment and her antics from the past couple of years, which is perhaps the best sign of all that she’s back. Amanda realizes that’s not the Amanda she wants to be, and while it certainly made for good gossip, we couldn’t be happier that she is on the mend.
Worst. Bachelor. Ever? It all came down to this on ABC’s The Bachelor Season 18 Episode 11, the epic season finale, followed of course by the After the Final Rose special. We came into this evening with just two women remaining on this “journey.” Would Nikki Ferrell or Clare Crawley become the future Mrs. Juan Pablo Galavis? That was the question on everyone’s mind heading into the final rose ceremony when, as predicted, Juan Pablo chose one woman and rejected the other. So who won the final rose? Did he propose? And are they even together? Turns out The Bachelor spoilers were pretty spot on here in 2014. Not only was the longtime speculation regarding the winner accurate, so were the details surrounding this weird season and how the aftermath played out. So who won and who lost (and/or dodged a bullet)? Read on … Nikki Ferrell and Juan Pablo Galavis left St. Lucia as a couple! That’s right, she got the rose, but El Bachelor didn’t propose. Clare Crawley got the heave ho, and Nikki won. But that’s it. And yet a lot was revealed on the season finale. Namely: He told Nikki he had the ring in his pocket, but he’s “not gonna use it” ’cause he’s “not 100 percent” sure he wants to marry her, but “I like you a lot.” Somehow, this was still enough for her to accept the final rose anyway. He told Clare that he liked f–king her (?!) at least, or something along those lines that’s so offensive she won’t even repeat it on the program. She can’t even bear to look at the guy on the big reunion show tonight. Juan Pablo has no regrets about the way he handled this whatsoever. His big “surprise” was that they are still together! And starting a relationship, beginning today! One in which he still won’t say I love you! He is kind of a dick to Chris but eeees okay, he’s “honest with people.” Just leave them alone, people. This is PRIVATE. And very awkward. Basically Clare, Andi and Sharleen – 3 of his top 6 – hate this clown. Even Juan Pablo’s parents don’t even seem to like him that much. I Like You a Lot: The Bachelor Season Finale Pics Open Slideshow 1. Juan Pablo and Clare Crawley Juan Pablo and Clare Crawley in their final face to face moment ever. It was not pretty. View As List 1. Juan Pablo and Clare Crawley Juan Pablo and Clare Crawley in their final face to face moment ever. It was not pretty. 2. Clare and Chris Chris Harrison escorts Clare Crawley to the final rejection on The Bachelor. 3. Clare Crawley on the Finale Poor Clare Crawley. She got the shaft on The Bachelor season finale. 4. Clare About to Get Dumped Little does Clare Crawley know that she is about to get the heave ho from Juan Pablo. 5. Ess Okay Ess not okay for Juan Pablo in the court of public opinion these days. 6. Nikki Ferrell Waits Nikki Ferrell waits for the big moment where Juan Pablo proposes to her … oh wait, when he says he likes her a lot. 7. Nikki and Chris Nikki Ferrell and Chris Harrison on The Bachelor Season 18 finale. 8. Nikki Ferrell and Juan Pablo Galavis Nikki Ferrell and Juan Pablo Galavis on The Bachelor Season 18 finale. 9. Nikki Ferrell and Juan Pablo Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell embrace on The Bachelor season finale. How romantic. 10. Juan Pablo and Nikki Pic I like you a lot, Juan Pablo tells Nikki Ferrell on The Bachelor. He really knows how to woo them. 11. I Like You a LOT Juan Pablo really knows how to charm the ladies on The Bachelor. As for whether Juan and Nikki have any sort of future, that we will have to wait beyond the standard After the Final Rose special filler to truly find out. They have no plans, really, to do anything. But stay tuned. It’s been rumored that Galavis was “hurt” after getting dumped by Andi Dorfman and “doesn’t necessarily find his soul mate” with Clare or Nikki. It’s also rumored that Juan Pablo went on the show as a giant self-promotional campaign but never had any real engagement or marriage aspirations. Think that’s true, based on what we just saw play out tonight? Did he lead them on this whole time? Or was he just not feeling these final two? What do you think? Also, Andi Dorfman is your new Bachelorette . She’s so hot. What do you think of the season finale? Was the non-proposal a letdown? Is Juan Pabs the worst Bachelor in history? Share your comments and votes below: Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell: Will it last? Yes. Forever and ever. They are made for each other. Maybe for awhile. Don’t count them out. LOLOLOLOLOL View Poll » Juan Pablo: The worst Bachelor ever? Yes. What a jackass. Not the biggest fan, but give him a break! Shut up haters! I love him! Juan Pablo forever!!!!!! View Poll »
Hey, a Justin Bieber video that doesn’t make him look like an arrogant douchebag! With the world still shaking its collective head over Bieber’s deposition last week, he posted a video on his Instagram account yesterday that now gives fans something else to buzz over: A VERY sexy dance routine between him and Selena Gomez! As previously detailed, the former couple spent a day together in Texas late last week; drinking coffee , going perfume shopping and renting out a dance studio for two hours. Why did they rehearse to John Legend’s “Ordinary People,” with Bieber shirtless and picking up Selena like they’re the stars of Dirty Dancing? It remains unclear. But this is some hot stuff right here: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez: The Sexy Dance! The owner of the dance studio says Bieber and Selena acted close and into each other , which is made abundantly clear in the above video. Were they also close and into each other later that night, if you know what we mean? (We mean did he have her up against the wall but naked this time?) We can’t say for certain at this time, THGers. We don’t think anyone can. But we would not be surprised at all, given the history between these two stars who just can’t quit one another, despite a turbulent past few months. Check out a gallery of images from their sexy choreography below: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING Open Slideshow 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. View As List 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. 2. Selena Up Against the Wall Justin Bieber has Selena Gomez back where he wants her in this video he posted online. 3. Justin Bieber Hoists Selena Gomez Selena Gomez assumes the position in a screen capture from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. HOT? 4. Eyes Are on the Prize Justin Bieber is squarely fixated on Selena Gomez’s rear end up in here. 5. Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber Instagram Embrace Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber share an embrace in a frame from the video he put on Instagram. 6. Wrapped Around Him Selena Gomez’s body is back where no one wants to see it – wrapped around Justin Bieber. 7. Justin Bieber Screen Shot A screen grab from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. A shirtless one at that. 8. Douche in Motion Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber work out some new choreography. He refuses to wear shirts. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber: Should they be together? Yes, they are meant to be! No, he doesn’t deserve her! No, she doesn’t deserve him! View Poll »
To put this in context, Bieber is being interviewed about attacking the paparazzi, by the paparazzi lawyer, who in the event you didn’t know, are evil and represent evil. I know this because paparazzi lawyers come after me all the time and are on some fucking cash grab, always trying to squeeze money from every angle… So seeing Bieber, who has a ton of fucking money, all at a young age, is more famous than god, being interviewed and getting worked up, sarcastic and winking at the camera, is amazing. Don’t get me wrong, I am not a Bieber fan, he’s still a little pussy puppet used by Usher to cum in, but he’s got a great scam going on, and he fucks all kinds of hot girls, and more importantly, he’s rude to idiots who ask him questions, when sometimes you gotta be. I don’t know what Bieber is being hated on, I mean why should he be nice to these assholes who don’t know the difference between film and video, I wouldn’t be and either would you, especially when your piss is worth more than their yearly salary. I’m a Belieber.
Nothing like Miley Cyrus and a groupie hanging out…both crying for attention louder than the other, maximizing the photo opportunity as hard as they can so everyone knows how relevant they both are…one by latching onto Miley at the peak of her fame and Miley latching onto a groupie to do something lesbian and different so people like me package it as something hot…even though it’s more in line with when two fat girls who know they are fat tongue kiss in a club to steal attention from the pretty girls who don’t need stunts to get respect and adoration…just a couple of insecure broken girls trying to make the most of the time they have…and I am not alone in saying it would be better with more pussy eating and/or fisting.
Nothing like Miley Cyrus and a groupie hanging out…both crying for attention louder than the other, maximizing the photo opportunity as hard as they can so everyone knows how relevant they both are…one by latching onto Miley at the peak of her fame and Miley latching onto a groupie to do something lesbian and different so people like me package it as something hot…even though it’s more in line with when two fat girls who know they are fat tongue kiss in a club to steal attention from the pretty girls who don’t need stunts to get respect and adoration…just a couple of insecure broken girls trying to make the most of the time they have…and I am not alone in saying it would be better with more pussy eating and/or fisting.
Sure, not all Topless Protestors are created equally, but this one isn’t so bad. She’s not as fat and dykey as most Topless Protestors…because pretty girls are too busy being pretty and dating rich dudes to waste their time trying to be political and make a stance…unless they already married the rich guy, he’s off fucking the nanny, and they have nothing else to do…but that’s clearly not what’s going on here, what’s going on here, is some girl is ripping apart the bible, for the Christians who have never heard of science to get very upset about, all in protest of the Ukraine apparently, but I wouldn’t know, because I watched in on mute and was staring at her tits…what I do know is that this is a fun kind of naughty, that reminds me of this Jesus freak I used to fuck, who loved anal, but more importantly, loved shoving religious statues in her twat…thank you years of repression for showing me a good time…
