My claim to fame wasn’t when Chloe Green told me off…. This was in an era before she polluted her body with J.Lo’s ex husband, who no living person should ever have sex with, since he’s a monster, let alone some clearly broken down rich girl, who’s billionaire dad has been buying her love her whole life, which I guess isn’t enough for her, because she went onto that weirdness….weirdness that has recently ended and that has given her the chance to mend the pieces of her broken heart on her 100 million dollar yacht she’s showing her titties on… If she hadn’t blocked me, I would totally try to save her, not for her trust fund, but because I truly care about someone so far gone she’d date Mark Anthony…that shit is just beyond my scope of comprehension… Even when fat and ugly, as Chloe Green is, regardless of her billion dollar inheritance, she’s too young and fresh for that latin lover…I mean find a college kid with no standards, they are out there, uglier girls than her fuck all the time…I mean if she’s looking for higher profile, at least go for someone who isn’t Mark Anthony. The whole thing confusing…her tits on a boat…not so exciting…but still tits….sad sad tits… TO SEE ALL THE TOPLESS PICS CLICK HERE
Farrah Abraham’s latest music video has reminded us that before she was into porn, she totally tried to be a musician. It also reminds us of how terrible she is. Like, hilariously bad. Her new track “Blowin'” (as in your mind, not James Deen’s member) is so far beyond the point of bad that we lack the appropriate words. You couldn’t dream up a spoof of a Farrah Abraham music video that would fail as hard as her actual song, which we suppose makes it awesome in a way. One might even say it’s mind “Blowin'” … the irony: Farrah Abraham – Blowin’ Yeah. It’s like a legendary joke she’s not in on. Like previous efforts “Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom” and “On My Own” (below), Farrah Abraham overuses auto-tune more than parodies of auto-tune. According to the lyrics, which she uploaded herself, it appears to be a song about being better then [sic] normal and showing them what your [sic] made of. She’s “Blowin'” at grammar, that’s for sure. As for the baffling music video, it features her partying with friends and hanging with daughter Sophia, who is going to be so, so confused in a few years. Read some lyrical experts from this work of genius after the jump and tell us if you think she might be the worst singer in the history of modern music … Let me get that air That breeze The wind I need, Im blowin (I’m blowin) All these bullies away Celeburty – Celeburty – Celeburty Being yourself is makin you famous Live and learn Be better then normal Make those mistakes Your blowin (your blowin) all their minds away (Appearance, Sexuality, Ability) Farrah Abraham – Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom Farrah Abraham – On My Own Casted out Now your standin out Like a star Be true to you Topin all the charts CelebURty – CelebURty – CelebURty Being yourself is makin you famous All these ups And downs With the best Support around (Following, Friend requestin, Fan pages) Bein a star Is better then Not knowin (not knowin) Who your are Let the hate stack up Positivity push through Being you (Bein You) Take your time, (Have the last laugh) It’s your time Being ourselves made us famous Yeah … we got nothing when it comes to this girl. Not anymore. Between the Farrah Abraham sex tape and her music career, we are utterly speechless. And yet, there may be no other celebrity these days who fascinates us in quite the same way … even if it’s a morbid curiosity, disbelieving kind of way. For more reasons why, click through the gallery below: 21 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics Open Slideshow 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. View As List 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Bends Over Farrah Abraham is seen here bending over … just like she does on camera in a different sense. 3. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 4. Farrah Abraham Mullet Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 5. Farrah Abraham Topless Image Farrah Abraham topless and having her crotch molded for a custom sex tape. No clue why she has to be topless for this but whatever. 6. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote. 7. Farrah Abraham Swimsuit Photo Farrah Abraham and her epically fake boobs model a hilariously fake swimsuit. HOT! 8. Farrah Sex Tape Photo A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too. 9. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell. 10. Farrah Abraham O-Face Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape. 11. Farrah Abraham Girl-on-Girl Farrah Abraham drinking and wearing lingerie and making out with someone else wearing lingerie. Good. Times. 12. Farrah Abraham and Daughter This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 13. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery Nice face. 14. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. 15. Farrah Abraham Bent Over Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 16. Farrah Abraham With Breast Implants Yup. There they are. And those breast implants will soon find their way inside Farrah Abraham. 17. Farrah Abraham Cries Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 18. Farrah Abraham Crying A familiar sight. 19. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot We can’t stop either. 20. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? 21. Farrah Abraham Naked Come hither? Please, please no …
So these “nude” pics of Scarlett Johansson are being spread around the internet in some sort of marketing stunt for some movie she’s in….and I guess it’s a big deal to those of you who love Scarlett Johansson and never saw her fully nude in the selfies that got hacked out of her email a few years ago… I am a constant asshole about Scarlett Johansson being overrated, dumpy, fat, whatever, but that’s just because I like my women anorexic, near death and too weak to run…. For normal people who are into girls with ass, tits, and belly that is reminiscent of a Marilyn Monroe, who Scarlett Johansson likes to channel…all the time…while playing the same role in movies…all the time…you’ll probably like these low quality, hard to make out, nudes…. I am more interested in what she said about Woody Allen raping a 7 year old… “I’m unaware that there’s been a backlash. I think he’ll continue to know what he knows about the situation, and I’m sure the other people involved have their own experience with it. It’s not like this is somebody that’s been prosecuted and found guilty of something, and you can then go, ‘I don’t support this lifestyle or whatever.’ I mean, it’s all guesswork.” “I don’t know anything about it. It would be ridiculous for me to make any kind of assumption one way or the other.” Because it is a relevant statement, and it reminds me of the shit I’ve been saying about Terry Richardson. The world is conditioned to side with the “victim” without any proof that the victim is a victim. Without fair trial, or even a conviction, or even an arrest. It’s like just because some asshole makes a claim, the world sides with that claim as fact, Tried by the media, and that’s a scary state of affairs. That’s like if you get backed into a corner because some girl at a bar tells the bouncer you grabbed her tits, and you get beat up for it. Or if some girl who you reject from sex because you are married, tells your wife she fucked you… People fucking lie, we have a court system for a reason… Not that this has anything to do with Scarlett Johansson’s full frontal…but these pics do…even if uneventful
The cast of Pretty Little Liars took over PaleyFest in Los Angeles last night, holding a panel discussion for fans and giving them an idea of what to expect on the Pretty Little Liars Season 4 finale. First, though, the group did its best impression of the Twitter-shattering Oscars selfie : But let’s get to the juicy stuff, right?!? Creator Marlene King, teased a major ” Ezria twist ” on tomorrow night’s finale, though sh stopped short of saying whether Ezra would find “redemption.” Sasha Pieterse talked of a new “dynamic” for the Liars this summer now that Alison has returned full-time, while King said Season 5 (which premieres in June) is “shaping up to be, emotionally, the most complex season so far. There are five Pretty Little Liars now .” Yes, Tyler Blackburn is coming back as Caleb and will officially return as a series regular on Episode 100. The Season 4 finale will flash back to the night Alison went missing. King said she and fellow producers talk “all the time” about a move to the big screen : “We’d love to make a movie when the show [ends.]“ That will likely be awhile from now, however. And, in the meantime, you can always watch Pretty Little Liars online at TV Fanatic!
Breezy just can’t seem to get it together….and he’s even being accused of having an “inappropriate relationship” with a rehab worker… Chris Brown Sent Back To Jail After Getting Kicked Out Of Rehab Just when it seemed Chris Brown was finally ready to get on the right path , yet ANOTHER incident has gotten him booted from rehab. And this time, he was sent straight to jail. via TMZ Chris Brown is on his way to jail right now, because he violated a judge’s order by getting booted from the rehab facility where he’s been living for nearly 4 months … TMZ has learned. The judge in the Rihanna beating case ordered Chris to live in the Malibu rehab facility for 90 days to get anger management therapy, and he completed the stint earlier this month. BUT … at the last court hearing, the judge modified things and ordered Chris to stay in the facility while the Washington D.C. assault case ran its course. The deal was this … if Chris left rehab, he would go directly to jail. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … Brown was thrown out of the rehab facility this morning, for violating “internal rules.” We do not know precisely what Chris did, but we’re told it did not involve violence or drugs. Sources tell TMZ … Chris was caught having “an inappropriate relationship” with a female worker at the beginning of the month, but that is NOT why he was thrown out today. As you recall, Chris was previously thrown out of a different facility for throwing a rock at his mom’s car window. Chris was picked up by L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies a short time ago and is on his way to jail. Breezy just can’t catch a break …or give himself one! What do you think it will take for him to turn things around?
The next time you’re in a traffic jam, buy a lottery ticket so you can be ballin’ too. Man Wins $5 Million After Buying Lottery Ticket To Pass The Time Most people would be glad to win $1 million…and this guy walked away with 5. According to AOL: Everyone hates traffic jams, but last December, one man hated them so much he made a spur-of-the-moment decision to buy some lottery tickets to pass the time until traffic was clear. One of those tickets ended up being a winner, and now Thomas Mainella will be adding an extra $5 million to his bank account. He and his fiancée sat down with “Fox & Friends” to talk about the moment he won. ‘I scratched that and it said ‘life’ and I just went ‘I’m a freaking winner!’ It’s like ‘yay, yay, I’m a winner!’ And the people in the store are like ‘what? What?’ And I go ‘I freaking won!” ‘I’ve always told people I’m going to win big on this game. They all thought I was crazy.’ Mainella’s life is really going to change, as he has decided to accept his winnings in annual payments of $172,000. He told “Fox & Friends” he plans to use the money to pay off some debt and to give Donna’s daughter a much grander wedding than was planned. Some people have all the luck! Must be nice. Shutterstock
He needs more people. Teacher Denies Saying Racist Anti-Obama Remark He should have known better and watched what he said…now his job is on the line. SMH. According to Raw Story: An Ohio teacher tried to clarify remarks Thursday that he made to a student about his presidential aspirations as he fights to retain his job. Gil Voigt, a science teacher at Fairfield Freshman High School, flatly denied telling a student in December that “the country doesn’t need another black president,” as the teen had claimed. “Absolutely not,” Voigt told WLWT-TV. “I said, as the individuals were leaving the class, and I heard one of the individuals talk about wanting to be president, I said, ‘Let’s hope we don’t need another president like Obama, whether he’s black or white. We need somebody in the White House who can lead us in a different direction.’” “It was after school,” he said. “It was unstructured. It’s after the school day. It’s nothing more than if I was walking down the hall with somebody and we were talking about a certain issue.” Voigt said he doesn’t know why the student would accuse him of making a racist statement, although he admits he was reprimanded in 2008 for an “inappropriate racial comment” he made to a student who was sleeping in class. “I didn’t attack anybody individually,” he said. “It was an opinionated statement. I didn’t make any racial jokes. I didn’t curse. I’m fighting for clearance of my name.” This guy was already reprimanded for racist remarks before. Why should we believe he was misquoted this time around? WLWT
Kate Middleton and Cressida Bonas might both be royals pretty soon as Prince Harry will likely propose to Bonas in 2014, but an upcoming book implies that neither of them should really be members of the House of Windsor at all. Marcia Moody , in her book Harry: A Biography , says “Kate and Cressida aren’t a natural fit, left to their own devices.” What she means is that neither is really fit to be Queen. Look here, Marcia Moody. NOBODY PUTS KATE MIDDLETON IN THE CORNER. Or Cressida Bonas, for that matter. Cressida Bonas and Kate Middleton Much of the criticism, it seems, comes from the ways in which these women met their real-life Prince Charmings. Kate Middleton and Prince William met at St. Andrews College and began their love affair. The world watched as a relatively ordinary girl became a princess. (Okay, okay, Duchess.) It was quite the fairy tale. Cressida Bonas’ story, however, is a little more…rock and roll. Cressida Bonas and Prince Harry met at a music festival when her best friend–Princess Eugenie, who happens to be Harry’s cousin–introduced them. The University of Leeds graduate tends to live a more casual life than that of Kate Middleton’s appearances at formal functions. But to say they’re not fit for the monarchy? Come on. When the time comes for Cressida Bonas to enter the Royal Family, Kate Middleton will be there to assist her in whatever way Bonas’ needs. Because that’s just who Kate Middleton is. “Kate will be there for Cressida with any concerns regarding being in the public eye,” Moody writes. Middleton has already shown her approval of Prince Harry’s “Cressy” by inviting Bonas to Prince George’s October christening. Bonas declined to attend so as to keep the attention on Prince George and the happy occasion. See? Cressida Bonas totally knows how to play the game. She’s ready for life in the spotlight.
These celebrities don’t have the ASS ets of Kim Kardashian ! And they can’t post belfies like Jen Selter . While “thin” might be “in” it is possible to be too skinny, and some of these starlets are in the running for Waif of the Year. And if the camera really DOES add 10 pounds… Maybe some of these women are naturally thin. That doesn’t mean they can’t enjoy a good slice of pie for their souls! It is, after all, Pi Day , so if there’s ever a day to eat pie, it’s definitely today. Calories from pie don’t count on 3.14! From Biggest Loser ‘s Rachel Frederickson to a once-cocaine addicted Lindsay Lohan, here are 14 celebrities who need to eat some pie. 14 Celebrities Who Need to Eat Some Pie Open Slideshow 1. Rachel Frederickson Rachel Frederickson of The Biggest Loser may have taken it too far. She insists she’s healthy nowadays and in “maintenance” mode. View As List 1. Rachel Frederickson Rachel Frederickson of The Biggest Loser may have taken it too far. She insists she’s healthy nowadays and in “maintenance” mode. 2. Lady Gaga Lady Gaga has been a positive voice for so many people, but she’s also sparked concerns over her own unhealthy body image. 3. Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham is gorgeous, but has always raised eyebrows with her rail-thin frame. 4. Nicole Richie Nicole Richie’s skinny frame has made headlines for years. 5. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan looks healthier these days than she used to at the height of her … whatever that phase was. 6. Kate Bosworth Is Kate Bosworth too thin? 7. Macaulay Culkin Macaulay Culkin looks dramatically thinner these days and has sparked a great deal of rumors and concern with his appearance. 8. Shenae Grimes Shenae Grimes of 90210 fame was often believed to be unhealthily thin, though she denied having an eating disorder and was critical of those who chastised her. 9. Courtney Love Comment rendered unnecessary. 10. The Olsen Twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have often made headlines with their gaunt, frail appearances. 11. Kate Moss One of the world’s best-known supermodels, Kate Moss was once synonymous with excess, scandal and criticism for being too thin. 12. Keira Knightley Is the stunningly beautiful Keira Knightley naturally that thin? Fans have often asked that question. 13. Angelina Jolie Is Angelina Jolie too thin? Or just naturally slender? 14. Paris Hilton Paris Hilton’s weight has always been long been a topic of controversy (among others) surrounding the reality star.
