Jennifer Aniston wants her younger brother, Alex, to serve as best man in her upcoming wedding to Justin Theroux, according to a new report. Jennifer Aniston-Justin Theroux Wedding: Who’s Best Man? Aniston, who wants a low-key ceremony at the Bel Air mansion she shares with Theroux, wants Alex, often called AJ, to serve as Theroux’s best man. Fortunately, her fiance is on board. “Justin feels that having AJ as best man at the wedding will give him an anchor in the family,” a family insider said. “There’s no doubt that AJ is quirky.” “He’s got a good heart, though, and Jen does love him.” The “quirky” AJ is known as something of a punk and a free spirit, with numerous tattoos and a penchant for drifting between Alaska and L.A. in his van. “AJ is exactly the kind of person that security would throw out of Jen’s wedding,” the source said. “Instead, he’ll be front and center at the ceremony.” Jennifer Aniston reportedly wants to keep the wedding to Justin Theroux as small and intimate as possible, since she “hated” her wedding to Brad Pitt. “It was too big and incredibly stressful,” the insider said. “This time she wants a small family affair and wants to go the extra mile to let her father see that she is happy. And she knows that including his son would make him happiest.” When will the wedding take place? Is any of this true? All we can do is stay tuned, celebrity gossip fans.
I don’t know if it is because I have no soul, or because I find death worth laughing at since we all die…or if it is because I hate suicidal people and all their throwing their life away because it sucks, even though life sucks for everyone, even people with everything, it’s just human nature to be miserable, but some of us are better at laughing it off… So there’s something very funny about idiots who try to kill themselves and totally fail, you know end up surviving, because they suck at everything they do… But in this case, dude was saved by a pedestrian who was just chilling, only to be landed on by some asshole suicidal prick…and apparently…the pedestrian died…proving that this Suicidal idiot….is now a murderer…that’s gonna real If you don’t like seeing an idiot sucidal murderer fleeing the scene…here’s a video of a smoking’ hot fiery date…
One of my pet peeves is when people pose with money on the internet. I just think it’s stupid as fuck and not even because I have no money…because I hate it when broke as people post their winnings from a casino game, and I hate it when strippers show the piles of dollars they made when people made it rain that probably amount to under 1000 dollars…and I really hate it when rappers and popstars do it for some hip hop image, like look how rich and crazy I am…I mean Rihanna is fucking huge, we know she’s rich, and doesn’t need to talk about it, but rather should spend her time focusing on exposing her vagina as much as possible, rather than 10k or whatever is going on in these pics from her new video, when bitch gets paid 100k or more a fucking hour….it just looks stupid..but I guess Rihanna never really cared about looking stupid, that comes with dropping out of school at 14 to be a hooker who became famous enough that people cared when she got beat the fuck up…taking her to a whole new level of garbage I want to stick my dick in…that is probably just as dirty as the kitchen garbage I’ve stuck my dick in at low periods in life when I just wanted something soft against my dick…but more socially acceptable… All this to say, I am a fan of her work, when she does, her exhibitionism…all works for me…even when it annoys me.
I know I’ve been saying that I hate fall, but that was before I remembered that besides colder weather and covered-up hotties, it also means that we’re about to get a whole bunch of busty calendar pictures for 2014, like these ones from British hottie Chanelle Hayes . I don’t know anyone who actually buys these things, besides mechanics and teenagers, but I always look forward to this time of year because of them. If only I had a calendar to mark it on. Oh well.
Note to selves: Spend less time ogling Kate Upton nude photos and more time learning about the United States. In the following video, we meet Aanav Jayakar. The toddler is 19 months old and can barely talk, yet he can name every capital city in the country… while also pointing to its location on a map. Watch now and prepare to feel especially dumb this morning 19-Month Old Knows Every U.S. Capital Still, Jayakar. We aren’t that impressed. Call us when you can solve a Rubik’s Cube while juggling .
Courtney Robertson isn’t the most beloved girl to take part on The Bachelor. Okay, she’s one of the least beloved. But boy, was she ever talked about! Perhaps not surprisingly (except for the fact that we expected it to happen earlier), the MODEL is penning a tell-all book about her time on the series. Courtney Robertson won The Bachelor star Ben Flajnik’s hand in marriage in 2011, only to break up with him after a year or so in October 2012. In the aftermath, she of course landed a book deal for a work entitled I Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends: Confessions of a Reality Show Villain . “Going on The Bachelor was the most amazing opportunity I’ve ever had, but I did not have a fairy tale ending!” Court tells celeb gossip magazine Us . “The girls hated me, my modeling career was destroyed and Ben and I had a tumultuous relationship that ultimately imploded. There are two sides to every story.” Courtney Robertson Auto-Tuned “I wanted a chance to talk about what went down from my perspective, because I think there are a lot of misconceptions out there about me,” she continues. “Writing the book has been very cathartic. I’ve definitely learned a lot about myself and love! I think fans of the show are going to love it, it’s totally juicy and hilarious.” Some, like Desiree Hartsock , write poetry about love. Robertson writes to cash in on her side of the story long after everyone forgot she existed. I Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends will be released by HarperCollins Publishers, though there is no official release date planned for Court’s memoir. Will you be picking up a copy of Robertson’s work? Courtney Robertson Trash Talk Greatest Hits
Losing her cheating husband Eddie Cibrian to mistress LeAnn Rimes was one thing for Brandi Glanville. Seeing Rimes with her two sons is another entirely. Being exposed to shared photos of Mason, 9, and Jake, 5, with their stepmom is “the worst pain you could ever imagine,” she tells Bethenny Frankel. “You think your heart has been broken after you get a divorce? Wait until there is a girl tweeting pictures of, ‘Oh, look at my family.’ You have no idea.” “I feel like she almost does it to antagonize me, but at this point I’ve accepted it,” Brandi Glanville vented to Frankel on her talk show Bethenny . “It took me awhile, but Xanax was my friend when that started happening,” she adds. “I was like, ‘You can have the man, but those are my babies.'” Glanville and Cibrian, both 40, pulled the plug on their seven-year union in 2009 in the wake of his affair with Rimes (who was also married at the time). The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Glanville and Rimes, 31, have engaged in numerous Twitter wars and feuds of moderate intensity in recent years. She does say there is one important silver lining to all of this, though. “You know, I think [Eddie Cibrian] has actually become a much better father through divorce,” she said. “Because when we were together, he wasn’t home a lot.” “He didn’t spend a ton of time with the kids, and now he’s really present. That’s the one positive I take away from it because the rest freaking sucks.” Most recently, LeAnn Rimes (below) seemed to call attention to the feud for kind of no reason. It’s hard to tell who’s more insecure or needs the other more … LeAnn Rimes Can’t Quit Brandi Glanville Twitter Beef Team LeAnn Team Brandi View Poll »
Again Kanye ? Well, we actually don’t blame him this time… Kanye Spazzes Out On The Paparazzi Again Kanye might actually be justified for spazzing on the paparazzi this time. Who camps out at someone’s home at 4 a.m? According to TMZ Kanye West went nuclear again on the paparazzi — but this time Kanye has good reason to be pissed. Kanye was at his bachelor pad at 4 AM, when several photogs (not TMZ) approached him as he was getting in his car to leave …. and asked about his feud with Jimmy Kimmel. It appears Kim is also there. Sources say he and Kim were on their way to the airport with the final stop — Paris. An infuriated Kanye lunges at the photog but it does not appear there is any physical contact. It looks as if the photogs are very close to Kanye’s driveway — but the photo agency insists they did not trespass. As you know, Kanye is currently facing charges of battery and attempted grand theft in connection with the LAX attack, where a photog claims Kanye injured him. TMZ broke the story … Kanye’s reps have advised him to avoid LAX … specifically so there would be no other blow-ups with photogs. View the video here At least he didn’t do the Hulk Hogan leg drop on them this time. GSI
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