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Bregje Heinen in Some Magazine of the Day

Bregje Heinen brought her hard nipples and bathing suit to set for this shoot for some Elle Italia magazine… She also got into a bathing suit in this video promoting some other bathing suit company… Because apparently, Bregje Heinen, gets paid to wear bathing suits…and the weird thing in all this is that despite popping up everywhere, I’ve never posted pics of her nipples, is it possible that she is taking the higher road, and not getting naked for fashion, I guess a google search would put that theory to rest, but I’m too lazy for that, because see through bikinis with hard nipples are topless enough for me…if you saw my fat wife, you’d understand why I am easy to fucking please…because in my bedroom “BREGJE” isn’t the name of what I am cumming inside, but rather the sound coming out of my wife’s ass /or vagina…who can really tell the difference…as the room radiates with the smell of feces, cheese, and death… Goodtimes…

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RIP Motherfucker the James Avery as Uncle Phil Edition of the Day

I always get in trouble when people die because I laugh at death, I am hardcore like that, it’s like fuck you death and the person you took, even if I am well aware that death sucks as a concept… You know seeing the world collectively hold hands crying for someone who they never met and who didn’t give a fuck about them just confuses me…sure they are celebs, but do they really matter, and did you really care that they were alive yesterday. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE TOP 10 UNCLE PHIL MOMENTS Every time a celeb dies, I lose followers, traffic partners, all because I get carried away, so today, I resolve to be nicer about death…to may my RIP Motherfucker posts more tributes that poking fun at their lives…Because never has there been a tragedy as great as a 65 year old obese man dying…because he was on TV…. James was my teacher my protector & the most magnificent actor. We're feeling his loss very deeply. He'll always be apart of me #JamesAvery — Tatyana Ali (@TatyanaAli) January 1, 2014 TO SEE THE UNCLE PHIL TRUBUTE CLICK HERE

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Ellie Goulding in Marie Claire UK of the Day

Ellie Goulding is topless in Marie Claire UK…well technically topless because she’s not wearing clothes…but not topless enough since we can’t see her nipples getting milked the way all topless pics should be… But we have seen her TOPLESS IN FLAUNT …or at least she’s shown off her hipster rocker nippples that weren’t all that hot but still happened and once your nipples exist on the internet there is really no need to ever wear a shirt in pictures again – you kinda lay the groundwork for yourself to be topless for life…and not just topless like this…and the real issue in all this is why the fuck am I talking about Ellie Goulding…

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Ellie Goulding in Marie Claire UK of the Day

Ali Stephens for Glamour France August 2013 of the Day

Ali Stephens is some 22 year old tall model from Utah, who was discovered shopping in Salt Lake City. She has pretty much worked with ever major designer and company…but I’ve never heard of her, but even if I have, I don’t remember her, because one man can’t be on top of so many women I’ve never met, especially when I have much better things to worry about, like getting as drunk as possible, leaving any morals or values at the door, to fully embrace poor decision making…not that I have any morals or values, but you get what I am saying, and that is that Ali Stephens looks alright for Glamour France…but she’s not very topless enough to make it truly fashion or French, but I’ll post it anyway, cuz you can’t go wrong with some tall skinny girl dressed in silly costumes in various poses, especially when at least one of those pics involves a bikini top…yes my life is that pathetic. But Ali Stephens, her life is awesome…She’s at the top of her game… I don’t know if these are all pics of her, I have facial recognition blindness, but if they are, this magazine really milked her as hard as they could…one magazine shouldn’t have this many pics with one model..

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Ali Stephens for Glamour France August 2013 of the Day

Fernanda Romero is the Kind of Mexican I Wanna Eat of the Day

Being a Taco face named Jesus Martinez, born in Mexico to a thick Mayan looking prostitute mother, all neckless with a great ability to suck white cock enough to get pregnant with me…..I feel it s my duty to my country that I have not lived in since I was 5, when some crazy religious people took me away from the orphanage I was in after my mom died of AIDS….it is my service to the Mexican people,to showcase one Mexican worth fucking at least once every 6 months, becasue Mexico, despite popular belief is not all Donkey and Tortilla, drug lords and vacation resorts, but a thriving city filled with prime pussy, that normally have shitty Mexican tits, but that sometimes look like this…..Fernanda Romero……actress and model I wanna guacamole…. Here’s a Bonus Funnny Typical Cliche Fact about Fernanda via wikipedia: In 2010, Romero was arrested on charges of immigration fraud, accused of entering into a sham marriage in order to obtain legal immigrant status. She and her husband, a local pizza deliverer, were arrested in their separate homes, and put on trial, where she was accused of paying her groom $5000 for the marriage. She was found guilty and ordered to serve 30 days in jail.Although such a conviction is generally followed by deportation, as of June 2012, the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service had not taken any action to deport Romero. Here are the pics….

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Miranda Kerr Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics of the Day

Miranda Kerr is awesome…..even if Victoria’s Secret shoots are boring as fuck…you know as boring as half naked Miranda Kerr can be…which apparently is not all that boring since this inspires me to ignore that she’s got herself a used by Orlando Bloom baby making pussy… So even if Victoria’s Secret isn’t all that creative…since it has been the same picture for the last 30 fucking years…I can be in scripting all the romantic things I’d do to her…like anal cuz her vagina is probably too big for my micro dick….they always are….

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Some Strategic Topless Photoshoot of the Day

This Alessandra Ambrosio shoot is fucking boring….but I am posting it cuz she’s topless but more importantly cuz I have nothing else to do…. Sure this is barely fucking topless, and even calling it topless is some questionable shit. but when you’re a virgin loser, like you are, this is topless enough….where as I just get mad about it…and love things that make me mad…cuz being mad makes me feel alive…you see if a bitch says she’s gonna take off her shirt, when drinking or playing strip games, and does take off her shirt, but but pulls this shit, positioning herself likes she’s not topless, it generally makes me mad…that’s why I try to hang with whores.

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Some Strategic Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Kate Moss Topless Outtake for Terry Richardson of the Day

Kate Moss has been getting naked for fashion….and even for fun….when on vacation on yachts…or when having unprotected sex with needle sharing rockstars…for a long fucking time…and I’ve been admiring from cuz I am a creep and because I find her hot…. I like her so much that I even did a 38th Birthday Nipple Retrospective ….. Making this Terry Richardson topless outtake barely interesting considering what she’s done in the past…but still topless enough for me to stare at for a couple hours when I have nothing else going on….

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