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Lena Gercke in GQ Germany of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Lena Gercke is, but apparently she’s my soul mate and by soul mate I mean some hard faced german model who probably likes to shit or be shit on, because that’s what german’s do. She’s in German GQ, which means she’s obviously of some level of importance, but all I see is some hard face and intensity, coupled with a girl who is dating some pro soccer player, as European Glamour models do…so I guess that makes her useless to us, since if she wasn’t dating some pro soccer player, she’d totally be sitting on our collective faces, letting us taste what she ate for lunch….right?

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Paris Hilton Reveals Her Booty In A Bikini

Posted on July 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton just made me eat my words. Earlier today , I was bashing her for hiding her booty, but finally she has revealed it and even though she could use a couple of daily sets of deep knee bends, she has nothing to be ashamed of. Man, I hate being wrong, especially when it comes to this useless broad.

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Tagged Bikini, Bikinis, booty, detected, hilton, invalid, missing, News, paris-hilton, Pictures, star news, useless

Sara Sampaio in Some Lingerie Catalog Shots of the Day

Posted on February 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This Sara Sampaio is obviously the replacement for Adriana Lima reminding us that we are all replaceable…even when your ego doesn’t want to admit that there are people who can do your useless standing around half naked job as good, if not better than you, even though you have 10 years experience standing around half naked, because you don’t like admitting that what you get paid millions for is a joke, requires no talent, and isn’t a real job even if you never have to work again…. She’s from Portugual, she’s likely a fisherman’s daughter, she’s got great lips and I am a fan….even in shitty Catalog shots…

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Zayn Malik Blames Haters for Twitter Deactiviation

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When it comes to Twitter, Zayn Malik is headed in one direction: out the door. The British boy band member has deactivated his social networking account, telling followers immediately prior to doing so on Tuesday: “The reason i don’t tweet as much as i use to, is because I’m sick of all the useless opinions and hate that I get daily. goodbye twitter 🙂 .” To those fans who can’t muster a smiley face of their own upon hearing this news, take heart: Miley Cyrus , Nicki Minaj, Charlie Sheen, Alec Baldwin and Amanda Bynes have all quit Twitter in the past. Every single one returned. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Vanessa Hudgens Working a Pole in her Bra and Panties of the Day

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vanessa Hudgens is re-inventing herself from the useless Disney Pawn who probably had to suck dick to get the job and more importantly who probably got paid 12 dollars a day at the job, cuz Disney’s currentcy is giving kids the chance at being famous, getting them fans, but once they hit a certain age, it is up to them to figure out the whore they need to take…whether it is posting nude pics of some 5 o’clock shadow pussy, or doing this hustle, working a half naked stripper she could have become if her parents didn’t decide to rob her of her childhood instead….and although she’s got a little pudge, seeing her working the pole feels like home…. The movie is called The Frozen Ground.

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Maria Menounos Shitty Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think the highlight of Maria Menounos’ twitter is the bikini pics she posts, if anything, they fucking suck….It is not even the hope that she will slip her pussy like she did that one time….it isn’t even that she is greek and loves anal, making you process every single message she says as one coming from a bitch who uses her asshole for dicks more than her pussy she sometimes flashes….the highlight of her twitter is that her first line item is that she says she’s a “NY Times Best Selling author”….along with Snooki…..something to be proud of, but I like when bitches focus on real accomplishments, like that she’s on TV every night, sure it is the worst show ever, but at least people notice her more than they read her useless books. Here’s a bikini pic of her she posted yesterday….

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Candice Swanepoel For Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel is the kind of African I’d fuck without a condom despite the high AIDS rate and the odds of her having AIDS working totally against her, because she’s hot…and because you could probably blackmail her into paying you a monthly salary to keep your mouth shut for the rest of your life in the event that you did get AIDS in what could be the biggest loser mooching off famous pussy since K-Fed story this decade… She’s hot, her tits look good in a push-up bra, she’s posing sexy for Turkey, because despite being arab, they are less uptight than America, I do wish there was more pussy lip, but that’s a constant theme of my useless needs and wants and demands from pictures in magazines….since I’m a pervert…I mean just last night I got drunk and tried to make at least 4 drunk girls touch my dick over my pants in line at McDonalds….none of them went of it….cock teases…

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Kendall Jenner Is A Fine Young Woman

Posted on November 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering, Kendall Jenner just turned sixteen years old…. Yup.

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Kristin Cavallari Legs of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If a useless bitch who was once on the worst show on TV, but then she thought she was too good for that piece of shit show, so she quit to take on other projects, that never ended up existing, only to crawl back to that shitty show, only for it to be cancelled, wears a mini skirt, showing off her thin legs, does it make enough noise to get a post? Apparently, enough for this useless blogger, even though the noise I’d rather hear out of her is gurggles while her face is shoved into the mud…If you know what I mean….no, I’m not a rapist, I just think the devil incarnated and put on MTV needs to be punished for being part of such shit…especially when she hasn’t released nude pics or videos yet….which is the real tragedy in Kristin Cavallari….as she falls into obscurity…wearing a mini skirt.