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Shailene Woodley in Interview Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If girls who get fired from Spiderman and other virgin loser movies excite you, especially while doing some modelling bullshit for Interview magazine, who I assume will ask her how it feels to be fired from a movie and not what we really want to know, and that’s whether she has an INNY or OUTTY vagina…because mainstream media never gives me what I want, it never gives me the facts I need, it just blinds my judgement with retard puppets, and makes me want to eat Oreos and other heavily advertised treats…when all I really want to know is the size of Shailene Woodley’s labia…

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Hilary Duff in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Duff celebrated mother’s day by showing off her mom body in a bikini and I don’t think it was anything really worth celebrating…but that the same time…I love bikinis, and shit wasn’t so bad. I mean I don’t understand why the blogs are celebrating her sex appeal, as far as I’m concerned she’s got none…and this stuff by Hilary Duff is what you’d find at a thrift shop, all used and abused, far more tired, all for sale at a discount, rather than the prestine stuff by Hilary Duff available at Sears back when she mattered…. But I am sure her virgin loser fans are still into this, even if her arms are bigger, her ass bigger, her gut bigger, her vagina bigger….because bigger might not be better, but if you ask that dude who fucked that fat chick Saturday night cuz she was the last one standing in the bar and the only one willing to go home with him, bigger is better than nothing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nathalia Ramos in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve done my research on this NATHALIA RAMOS chick the last time she brought her 19 year old tits out in a bikini…. From what I gather from my extensive understanding of girls in staged paparazzi pics, she’s trying to get herself famous, because she is busty, an aspiring actor, cuz really what girl under 25 isn’t an aspirig actor these days…..filled with dreams of fame…and approval from the masses…when all she really has to realize is that she has rich parents, doesn’t need to make it for herself, and might as well just get topless for free to make some noise because I wan to see how this shit hangs without the whole build up of doing straight to DVD roles for the next 5 years before her broken dreams and feelings of failure take her to that dark place…. I guess her young, naive, feelings that she’s got a chance are kinda cute…but I prefer a more realistic approach to this kind of shit…especially when packing tits…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Masha Novoselova Titties for PULP No.5 of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Masha Novoselova is a model I’ve never heard of but who I can tell is from a communist country, even though that Iron Curtain fell….and communist jokes are a think of the 90s, played out and almost as boring as mail-order bride jokes…even though you can still buy mail order brides if you really wanted to, cuz the Russian Mob runs the sex trade and these women still want American citizenship cuz they haven’t realized that Levis and Cocacola they grew up craving isn’t all that exciting, and most of the USA is more war torn than their Russian infrastructure, but more importantly, that there are many rich as fuck Russians who can offer a way better life than the kind of guy who would buy a wife off the internet…. Not that that matters, what matters is that she gets naked for fashion like a good fucking model trying to be a household name…and I’m into that….cuz it is on the spectrum of whore and that’s all I ask or want from a girl…

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Sophia Bush High Heel Challenge of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tight pants and ridiculously high heels is all I really ask for out of a bitch….from 16 – 30 this simple fucking move is all it takes to remind us that you are still alive, that you matter, that you are willing to do whatever it takes for another big hit like “ONE TREE HILL” or whatever the shit she was last on that made motherfuckers, mainly weird virgin loser awkward people love her….especially when it is self shot and put onto twitter….because actual photographers don’t give a shit about you as they are onto the more relevant…while I am more into watching people hold the fuck on….

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Kate Beckinsale for Australian Mens Syle of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nerds, virgins, the socially awkward who can’t get pussy to notice them, love KATE BECKINSALE ….and I see her appeal…I just don’t know why her tight mom body became the poster body for fapping weirdos who like vampires….you see I know this cuz the one virgin loser, socially awkward weirdo nerd I was actually friends with before he fucked me over an made a multimillion dollar website with my idea…was so into this bitch he had a cardboard cut-out of her….that I’m sure he’d have dinner with when no one was around….you see cuz lonliness makes you do some shit…..and being a virgin loser nerd makes that shit real fucking weird….see cuz when I get lonely I just text past lovers pics of my testicles…but maybe that’s cuz I like real relationships with real people and not things made of cardboard that represent a real woman they’ll never met… Who cares…her she is in a mag….

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Anna Faris’ Left Breast in Your Number of the Day

Posted on January 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know what makes me feel like a virgin loser fanboy with no potential to get laid by an actual girl because life has been a series of strike outs thanks to no game, insecurity, a love for computer programming, living in my mom’s basement, rocking asperger’s and the only real girl pussy I’ll get is when I save 8,000 dollars and buy a real girl made out of latex cuz hiring hookers is beneath me even though it would mean breaking the cycle of my virginity……writing captions like “Some bitch no one cares about but was in some tight clothes in a nerd movie’s possible left breast in a movie no one should give a fuck about because it probably sucks”….. But then again, I write this site and to the average person, that’s pretty much the equivalant of printing up pics of these bitches and taping them to my wall even though I do it in hate.

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Emily Blunt is Not Hot of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If there is any debate that this bitch Emily Blunt is a hot chick or not, you know the kind of debate virgin losers have over RPG games, then these pictures should clear it up, because I don’t know about you, but when I look at them there is nothing I want to fuck off of her with my dick….the only thing I want to do is steal her stash of chocolate out of her purse and give it to the poor kids, I’m like Robin Hood….and even in a see through kind of t-shirt all I see is dumpy….Send her back to where she’s from and give an America girl a chance for a change…

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Natalie Portman Looks Better in Lesbian Scenes Than Mom Scenes of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know what ruins a bitch…pregnancy… There is just nothing hot, except maybe the breast feeding in public, the open-mindedness to wearing tight pants to the gym to kill the pregnancy weight, the fact that their miserable decision will lead to straying from the dream they thought they were living before realizing it was hell…..about motherhood. Here is Natalie Portman a favorite to jewish guys and nerds alike cuz she once brought hope but now brings disappointment….

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Elisabetta Canalis in Some Dumpy Hip Hop Pants of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why Elisabetta Canalis is dressed kinda like a dude I know who is trying to launch a rap career…pants around her ass like a skater boy Avril Lavigne once sang about…I know they call this shit Boyfriend jeans, but I think it’s cuz it makes a dude feel like a fag checking out her fucking ass, cuz it makes her ass look like she may just be your homo boyfriend… I do know that for someone trying to hold on an inch of fame….so hard she did Dancing with the Stars before even being a Star in AMerica other than Clooney’s anus he fucked….She should be trying harder.

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