Y’all play too much ! Fans Petition To Have Floyd Mayweather Watch “Reading Rainbow” Floyd Mayweather is continuing to get flack for the embarrassing azz audio of him struggling to read. Now after going IN on him via Twitter, fans have taken to Change.org to petition for him to watch “Reading Rainbow” and get his illiterate azz life together. Via Change.org: You may be undefeated in the ring, but you haven’t won the fight against illiteracy. Please rise to the occasion, champ. To: Floyd Mayweather, World Champion Boxer watch old tapes of Reading Rainbow before studying your next opponent’s fight tapes. Sincerely, [Your name] LMAO, pure comedy!!!
This man is the real “ Felon Bae .” Female Jail Workers Suspended After Sexual Relationships With Convict Two female corrections officers in Oregon have been put on suspension after it was discovered that they have both been giving the same inmate a little locked-up loving while on-duty at the jail. Even though it appears neither knew about the other, it appears neither of these women could resist the temptation of incarcerated man-meat during their lunch breaks. Via NYDN : Unbeknownst to each other, two female jail workers were having sexual relationships with the same male prisoner in an Oregon correctional facility. Brett Robinson, 32, surrendered to authorities on Tuesday night after a grand jury indicted her on 12 counts, including six charges of sexual misconduct. Her arrest occurred a little more than a month after civilian colleague Jill Curry, 38, was busted on charges she had sexual relations with the same inmate. “They didn’t cross the line, they torched it,” Washington County Sheriff Pat Garrett told The Oregonian newspaper. He said the women’s behavior “cuts to the core of who we are.” The inmate at the center of the women’s attention is Jang-Li Delgado-Galban, a tattooed convict serving time for sexual harassment, assault, failure to register as a sex offender, tampering with a witness and unlawful use of a weapon. It wasn’t clear how long he has been sentenced to jail, the paper said. Authorities said he was considered the victim in the sexual encounters with the now-suspended jail employees. Curry faces 28 counts. She allegedly let Galban out of his cell, walked him to a supply closet and had sex with him behind its closed door, according to court documents, KPTV reported. Video cameras captured Curry doing this several times. Both women are on administrative leave pending the outcomes of their cases. What kind of behind-bars game was this dude kicking to get not just one, but TWO female officers to unlock that cell and assume the position? KPTV
Damn! Is Joe back on the “white stuff”??? Joe Budden Accused Of Domestic Attack Joe Budden is infamous for switching up spouses like clockwork, and he didn’t even get to settle in with his latest one too well before things went horribly awry. Joe Budden’s latest romance, a bartender named Audely , recently reported that Joe viciously beat her over photographs he found to be incriminating. Via TMZ : Rapper Joe Budden allegedly brutally beat his girlfriend the way Chris Brown brutalized Rihanna … by slamming her head into the dashboard of a car. We’re told Budden saw pics of his GF with some men and flipped out. Sources connected with the woman tell us … Budden found her at an NYC restaurant, dragged her out to his car and then allegedly choked her and slammed her head into the dash. The sources say he then drove them to his New Jersey home where cops say the beating continued. TMZ obtained photos of the GF’s injuries … they’re pretty graphic. Cops are currently investigating. We’ve reached out to Budden … so far, no response. Joey has been well known to slap-up a chick or two in his past…sadly this comes as almost no surprise. Peep what Audely had to say vaguely alluding to the incident on Instagram: Well, we certainly hope she heals quickly because her injuries are nasty . Take a look at her wounds after the jump… [WARNING, GRAPHIC IMAGES] Instagram, TMZ
Are you a #NewBlack ? African American Celebrities Who Think They Are New Black It must be nice to live in this bleak world rocking designer rose-colored sunglasses because race doesn’t seem to exist. Pharrell Williams recently defined the phenomenon of being a Black person who is able to live beyond their own skin color: “A ‘new black’ is someone who doesn’t blame other races for our issues. The ‘new black’ dreams and realizes that it’s not a pigmentation; it’s a mentality. And it’s either going to work for you, or it’s going to work against you. And you’ve got to pick the side you’re gonna be on.” Oh. Too bad racial profiling, structural racism and bigots don’t give a mighty morphing fawk if you consider yourself a “pre-owned black” or “new black.” Hit the flip to check out some African American celebrities who believe their Blackness ceases to exist just because they are famous, wealthy or live in their own little unicorn and rainbow filled race-free bubble….
Are you a #NewBlack ? African American Celebrities Who Think They Are New Black It must be nice to live in this bleak world rocking designer rose-colored sunglasses because race doesn’t seem to exist. Pharrell Williams recently defined the phenomenon of being a Black person who is able to live beyond their own skin color: “A ‘new black’ is someone who doesn’t blame other races for our issues. The ‘new black’ dreams and realizes that it’s not a pigmentation; it’s a mentality. And it’s either going to work for you, or it’s going to work against you. And you’ve got to pick the side you’re gonna be on.” Oh. Too bad racial profiling, structural racism and bigots don’t give a mighty morphing fawk if you consider yourself a “pre-owned black” or “new black.” Hit the flip to check out some African American celebrities who believe their Blackness ceases to exist just because they are famous, wealthy or live in their own little unicorn and rainbow filled race-free bubble….
WTF!?!? Woman Crashes Car Into Cyclist And Hides Drugs In Private Parts Via NBC San Diego reports: A wrong-way motorist accused of driving under the influence of meth and hitting and injuring multiple cyclists on Fiesta Island in San Diego was found with a baggie of meth hidden in her vagina, a deputy district attorney said Friday. Theresa L. Owens, looking disheveled and distraught, pleaded not guilty at her arraignment on a charge of felony DUI with injury and possession of a controlled substance. “Tell them I’m so sorry,” she whispered to her attorney once the judge ordered her bail and set her next court hearing. Bail was set at $300,000, though Deputy District Attorney Jessica Coto had requested $500,000 bail because of the seriousness of the injuries and the number of people hurt in the crash. Owens’ attorney had requested $200,000 bail, indicating that was the standard amount for those charges. San Diego police said Owens was driving her vehicle on Fiesta Island Road around 6:30 p.m. Tuesday when her car struck about 10 cyclists in a larger group finishing up a training ride. Six people went to the hospital with injuries, including Juan Carlos Vinolo, who was paralyzed and remains in critical condition. Coto said Owens was acting “erratically” after the crash and was screaming, running around and rambling. When she was checked out at the hospital, a nurse found a bag of meth hidden in her vagina, leading to the possession charge, Coto said. Several of the cyclists attended Friday’s arraignment, including Logan Bass, who was clipped by the front end of the car and suffered a contusion to his ribs, road rash on his elbow and a cut on his foot. “I’m definitely lucky just looking at Juan. That was me for sure if I didn’t react,” he said. Bass said he normally feels safe on Fiesta Island when he takes part in the weekly Tuesday night cycling runs with the San Diego Bicycling Club. “This just happened to be an unfortunate night,” he said. If convicted, Owens could face a maximum punishment 12 years and eight months in prison. You can’t be serious!!!!
Who knew Uncle Denzel got it popping this hard? Denzel Washington Checks Into Professional Detox After Hard Partying You expect to hear about the Beibers and Breezys of the world partying juuuuuuust a little too hard and having to pull it together. But who would ever suspect the elder A-list to get down like the young folks? Via TMZ : Denzel Washington just left an Orange County residence where he was staying for more than 2 weeks to detox after a wild, alcohol-fueled, gluttonous month-long vacation … TMZ has learned. Sources connected with the actor tell TMZ Denzel was on a yacht during the month of July with his wife … and was partying and partying hard. When he returned to L.A. … our sources say Denzel went to the OC residence where he had professionals help him “detox.” One source says this was more than just alcohol … it was an overall cleanse for toxins. In addition to the professional who supervised the detox, we’re told Denzel had a nutritionist, a trainer and a chef. Denzel we’re told is out and back on his game. Denzel ain’t no spring chicken…sounds like all that boozing and good eating (and…?) caught up to him QUICK. Glad he’s back on point!
Ma’am … Woman Arrested For Performing Sex Acts On Lawn Chairs A drunk Washington state woman was recently arrested after authorities say she got freaky with some inanimate objects in front of a horrified family. KOMO News reports: Public nudity by itself will not get you arrested in Seattle, but police say one woman turned her nudity into indecent exposure when she committed a sex act with Beacon Hill family’s lawn furniture. According to police, nudity becomes criminal if it “causes a person to reasonably experience fear, alarm or concern.” That was the case on August 4 when an “extremely intoxicated” 33-year-old woman wandered into a yard in the 78000 block of Beacon Avenue South. With several members of a family looking on in horror, police say the woman “hiked up her dress and engaged in an intimate act with several lawn chairs.” She then began urinating on the lawn before “quite purposefully exposing her genitalia, and then posterior, to the family inside the home,” according to police. The family called 911 and officers arrived moments later and arrested the woman. She was booked into King County Jail for indecent exposure. The woman’s name has yet to be released but we’re sure that poor family got an eyeful that day….SMH WikiCommons
