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Charlotte Le Bon is Nude in a Movie of the Day

Charlotte Le Bon is a Montreal girl I never met, but would have liked to have met before she got famous, ideally in a sexual meeting, which isn’t unlikely because french girls from Montreal believe in the good life and part of the good life, they call it “Joie to Vivre”…..and it includes getting wasted and having anal sex on the first encounter…you don’t even need a date…you just need to cross path with them… She ended up moving the France to model, it’s probably the logical place for a French girl to go, then ended up as a TV Host, and is now a movie star…who is getting half naked or fully naked at 30…because that’s what art looks like…and I appreciate the hometown connection to remind me that I am a failure – while other locals succeed…but not because I want to succeed, but because I don’t want these people to succeed unless they’ve had sex with me first….so that I can ride their fame as if it actually matters in a world where nothing matters….except maybe the way she bends. To Follow Her on Instagram CLICK HERE The post Charlotte Le Bon is Nude in a Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Carla Howe of the Howe Twins Subtle of the Day

No one gives a fuck about Howe Twins – Carla Howe. Only 75,000 people follow her on social media – which is virtually no one for someone who gets naked or has made a career out of being naked – and more interestingly, she only gets 700 likes on pictures of her half naked…which means she’s a real fucking nobody…. But leave it up to the UK paparazzi to capture fame-whoring moments of someone who wants it so bad, despite spending the last decade getting naked with her twin sister, a huge fetish for so many people, and she’s got that Kardashian fake face, fake tit, fake ass look….making the whole fail on her end a real fucking fail….in the grand scheme of things…but when you see outfits like this for the paparazzi..it’s a small win…under the umbrella of failure….but at least she’ll always have her escorting to pay her rent… The post Carla Howe of the Howe Twins Subtle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Who the Fuck is Chanel Westcoast – Her Ass in a Bikini Explains…of the Day

I write about Chanel Westcoast….if you consider this writing…I mean I know it’s words, but it’s not really in any official language, we think it’s english because that’s what I speak, but I am sure it wouldn’t do very well in an English class, maybe the third grade level, but luckily no one on the internet reads…they communicate with EMOJI and GIF…and those who do read…or who end up on this site….probably have a third grade level of reading aptitude…so luckily…we’re in this together… So…I “write” about Chanel Westcoast…but don’t really know her, or what she does, or what she’s about, or if she’s got any real success as a rapper, or if she’s sold any albums or if she makes money….but I do know that she does post some racy, slutty, a little too KArdashian inspired pics for my liking to social media…because people like to emulate trends and what works, rather then trying to define their own trends…it’s the American cookie cutter, do what people are comfortable school of branding…and as a pervert, into girls in bikinis taking shameless pics of themselves because no one else cares enough to…I approve of whatever message she’s trying to send on her social media, not that I read any of the captions, people don’t read anymore…GIFS and EMOJIS….and NOODZ….only. TO FOLLOW CHANEL WESTCOAST ON INSTAGRAM CLICK HERE The post Who the Fuck is Chanel Westcoast – Her Ass in a Bikini Explains…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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In Bed with Jessica Simpson of the Day

How many dudes do you think have jerked off to this picture of Jessica Simpson…that one could argue is the worst picture of Jessica Simpson….because she’s out of focus, she’s blocking out her tits…her face is a fucking fuzzy mess…and the fact that she uploaded this shit confuses me….but that true Jessica Simpson fans fucking love because she’s in bed and they know that’s where she fucks…masturbates and probably eats all her BBQ or cakes when she’s laying there for weeks at a time, before being forced to get back to the gym to manage her weight…lots of money depends on that…and if she falls off…she will get sued… I’m thinking at least one… TO SEE HER IN A CRAZY BELL BOTTOM INSANE LOOKING OUTFIT CLICK HERE The post In Bed with Jessica Simpson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charli XCX See Through Dress of the Day

Charli XCX is a pretty likeable girl, she goes to all the hip parties, hangs out with all the hip people, has low level celebrity, even lower level of celebrity than Rita Ora, but LA people fucking love British accents and they fucking love any level of celebrity…so those people in LA looking for anyone of some relevance to eat up, exploit, hang out with….attach themselves to her…and throughout all that – she shows off her big tits…in any way she can…and that’s pretty clever…because people love tits… Everyday may be halloween to her, always in disguise, unsure of who she actually is, dressed up in character, but today she’s in a literal costume and giving us just a little more tit that usual…because she’s hard workin’. Not very good at performing or singing…but who needs good…that’s what mute is for….we just want to watch…by want to watch…I mean…we will watch when a pervert internet blogger puts up the pics…because we are filling in the hours of life before death… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charli XCX See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Menounos Still in a Bikini of the Day

Maria Menounos is still in a bikini, she really wants to be looked at, celebrated, adorned…because we all know her goal wasn’t to be an Access Hollywood host for fucking ever, we all know she want to Hollywood to be a star talked about on Access Hollywood, a star that started to form because dudes forced to watch the show thanks to their middle of the road wives while eating TV dinners in the trailer park sexualized her greek anal loving ass…and she never fully hit mainstream success…but she knows all the tricks and for that…she bikini pics… I am more into her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once …. The post Maria Menounos Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Smoking Cigarettes for the Kids and For Love and Lemons of the Day

Elsa Hosk is best served naked… She’s a Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement, working for Victoria’s Secret because Candice is on Maternity leave, starving her baby weight off her so that she can get back into being overpaid for being a hot skinny tall chick..but she’s as old as Candice, which is weird…She also launched her career as a willing to get naked model, who is a great model as far as I’m concerned….what other kind of model would you want….at least for masturbation purposes which is my only use for models… She’s been recruited by the lovely and talented ladies who produce the For Love and Lemons line, that is usually styled awesome and interestingly, but for some reason they are using the mall brand’s girls to promote their dresses, despite being known for their lingerie, in what I guess is their way of being competitive of being on the mall brand’s level…but that I see as totally backwards since when I see Elsa Hosk…all I think is the bigger, evil mall brand… Not to mention they had her smoking, which pisses me off, especially for a california brand, smoking kills…and despite hating people…and knowing that people smoke…especially models trying to suppress their appetites…it makes me sick…it smells…it’s ghetto trailer trash shit…all I see is straight up pig stripper girls when I see a cigarette busted out….if you’re gonna smoke anything…be serious about it and go for the meth, crack, free base, heroin, even weed…there are options far more gangster than supporting evil tobacco companies like idiots.. This is disgusting, Elsa Hosk isn’t naked and is overpaid to do this…giving her an ego we hate….and she’s getting too old to be excited about…fuck 27 year olds..bring me 21 year old new blood…thanks in advance For Love and Lemons The post Elsa Hosk Smoking Cigarettes for the Kids and For Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Smoking Cigarettes for the Kids and For Love and Lemons of the Day

Elsa Hosk is best served naked… She’s a Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement, working for Victoria’s Secret because Candice is on Maternity leave, starving her baby weight off her so that she can get back into being overpaid for being a hot skinny tall chick..but she’s as old as Candice, which is weird…She also launched her career as a willing to get naked model, who is a great model as far as I’m concerned….what other kind of model would you want….at least for masturbation purposes which is my only use for models… She’s been recruited by the lovely and talented ladies who produce the For Love and Lemons line, that is usually styled awesome and interestingly, but for some reason they are using the mall brand’s girls to promote their dresses, despite being known for their lingerie, in what I guess is their way of being competitive of being on the mall brand’s level…but that I see as totally backwards since when I see Elsa Hosk…all I think is the bigger, evil mall brand… Not to mention they had her smoking, which pisses me off, especially for a california brand, smoking kills…and despite hating people…and knowing that people smoke…especially models trying to suppress their appetites…it makes me sick…it smells…it’s ghetto trailer trash shit…all I see is straight up pig stripper girls when I see a cigarette busted out….if you’re gonna smoke anything…be serious about it and go for the meth, crack, free base, heroin, even weed…there are options far more gangster than supporting evil tobacco companies like idiots.. This is disgusting, Elsa Hosk isn’t naked and is overpaid to do this…giving her an ego we hate….and she’s getting too old to be excited about…fuck 27 year olds..bring me 21 year old new blood…thanks in advance For Love and Lemons The post Elsa Hosk Smoking Cigarettes for the Kids and For Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rachel Cook Nude by David Bellemere Garbage of the day

I always say that David Bellemere is the best nude photographer to go mainstream in recent years, but like anything that goes mainstream, it turns to absolute dog shit, and sure he’s still getting famous bitches and no names like Rachel Cock the instagram Pussy people can buy….and do buy…because she hangs in the right sugar baby circles… But the pics are always so fucking repetitive and boring, I don’t know what needs to happy to “pretty shot nude pics that girls want to participate in because he’s got a good brand name thanks to all the jobs he’s locked in like Victoria’s Secret”…but I’m hoping something..and that something is better off not being pics of him taking pics of girls like what’s going on here..that’s just fucking egotistical and lame…. I want things to just be more exciting…random hooker laying nude on a beach…doesn’t he get bored of this shit? Because I do…and I’m not even the one coordinating this shit and showing up on set, maybe he just figures he found his angle to get paid….who knows…or cares..I know it appears that I do…but I don’t….I am just the same milk my tired nonsense of posting this shit as hard as I can also… The post Rachel Cook Nude by David Bellemere Garbage of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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People are Mad I Didn’t Post the Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits of the Day

People actually sent me emails mad that I didn’t post these Emmanuelle Chriqui pictures from yesterday…. I was busy…probably napping, possibly sexting, maybe even on tinder dates midday when pretending to be at a doctor’s appointment to not upset the fat wife…but I wasn’t sitting waiting to see how big Emmanuelle Chriqui and her Sephardic Jewish tits, that along with loving arab foods, are also large, like most Jewish tits I’ve met, because for some reason, Jews have big tits…I don’t know what that’s the case…but assume that’s why they call themselves “the chosen ones”…and have that ego from being “the chosen ones” that doesn’t allow for anyone not Jewish in their circle…they even have a circle themed dance to visually explain that at every wedding…a dance the non jews at the wedding can participate in…but they know you don’t belong… She’s from Canada, she’s got big tits, people like her as she pushes 40 and I like her outfit enough to stare at her tits in it, because if you’ve got any level of sex appeal in your old age, you might as well exploit it so people don’t forget…and replace you with other chosen ones…especially when your face looks like a holocaust or holocaust survival story… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post People are Mad I Didn’t Post the Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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